Wrestling with Love: Episode Two PRT I

Wrestling with Love: Episode Two
Miami, Florida
4/15/13

Waking up the next day, I couldn’t believe everything that happened the night before. From the Battle Royal, to the amazing limo ride with Alyssa Knocks, but I couldn’t lay in bed all day reminiscing about the first day

It was a new day with 16 lovely ladies looking to win my heart

Rolling out of bed, I spotted the door from my master bathroom was open and there was steam flowing out of it. The sound of running water was also heard, looking around I was trying to see if I shared my bed with anyone. Living the lifestyle that I did, there were plenty of mornings I would wake up from a night of partying to find a naked bitch in my bed

Don’t judge me

But there wasn’t anyone next to me or on the floor. But someone was in the shower, getting out of the bed wearing nothing but a pair of boxers I headed to my bathroom to find out who the hell was using my shit

I walked into the bathroom to find Amanda Ortiz enjoying a hot and steamy shower. She spotted me as soon as I walked in; her body was covered in soap as the bubbles dripped off all the right curves. She smiled as she stuck her head out from the see through shower curtain sticking her tongue out and giving me a clear shot at her tits

..:: Amanda Ortiz ::..
“You like what you see?”

She bent over and begun to shake her ass the shower curtain the only thing standing in between us. Standing there my morning wood coming back to life, I couldn’t help but think if this was how my morning was kicking off I couldn’t wait to see what the rest of the day had in store for me

..:: Amanda Ortiz ::..
“My peeping tom”

..:: Robbie Hart ::..
‘You’re in my shower, kinda gives me the right to peep’

She smiled, before she stuck her leg out from the shower and ran her sponge up her leg and into her sweet spot, All the while sticking her tongue out at me. The thoughts that ran through my head would put any porno I ever saw to shame

..:: Amanda Ortiz ::..
“I’m about to jump out and then the showers all yours.”

She stuck her head out from the shower and blew me a kiss before she went back to rinsing off the soap from her goddess like body. I hope she didn’t expect me to give her some privacy. In fact I did the opposite; I stuck my head into the shower to get a closer look at her tan nude skin.

She smiled as she looked over her shoulder

..:: Amanda Ortiz ::..
“Enjoying the view?”

..:: Robbie Hart ::..
‘Debating if I should join’

..:: Amanda Ortiz ::..
“Sorry, but I don’t shower with out dinner first”

..:: Robbie Hart ::..
‘In that case, I guess I’ll enjoy the show’

She flashed a sexy smirk before she puckered her lips as she slowly ran the sponge down her chest as she turned slowly around again letting me watch the soap run down every curve of her body. This was the moment where I thought about becoming a sex offender, as I pictured myself diving into the shower and mounding her like a dog in heat

..:: Amanda Ortiz ::..
“I’m enjoying you watching me. It’s making this shower that much more pleasurable”

I was starting to think Amanda loved to tease her pry, like a spider leading me to my massacre. I was fully ready to be wrapped up in her web and let her have her way with me. She placed her leg on the side of the tub as she begun to wash her vag, giving me the full view of everything she had to offer

..:: Amanda Ortiz ::..
“I’m almost done”

She went under the water to rinse some of the soap off of her, giving me a clear shot at her perky ass. I was quickly falling in love with her. I considered myself an ass man and Amanda had one that I would be dreaming about for days to come

She finishes rinsing off the soap before she bends down to shut off the water from the shower

..:: Amanda Ortiz ::..
“I’m all done baby”

Amanda steps out of the shower, as Alison Williams burst into the bathroom looking for me to get the day started. She instantly covers her eyes as she walks into the bathroom

..:: Alison Williams ::..
“Robbie! What the fuck! First you’re finger banging your date in the back of the limo now you’re soiling Nick’s master shower?! You really don’t have any standards do you?”

..:: Robbie Hart ::..
‘All I was doing was watching’

..:: Alison Williams ::..
“Which makes this scenario that much more creeper”

Amanda wraps her body with one of my towels before she kisses me on the cheek and slides past me and Alison, waving to me as she leaves. I stood there looking as if my mother just walked in on me rubbing one off in the bathroom.

My morning wood no longer an issue

..:: Alison Williams ::..
“Just get dress Robbie; it’s time for today’s challenge”

Alison walks out of the bathroom shaking her head as the scene fades into the confession room where Amanda Ortiz is setting in front of the camera with her hair wrapped in a towel, wearing nothing more then a bra as she talks into the camera



..:: Amanda Ortiz ::..
“Taking a shower in Robbie’s personal bathroom was the perfect way to get noticed. Of course I didn’t do it to just get his attention, have you ever tried using a bathroom filled with a bunch of ladies? It’s almost impossible! I honestly didn’t expect Robbie to walk into the bathroom, but I’m more then happy that he did. Especially after finding out things got a little heated in the back of a limo last night between Robbie and Alyssa. At least now Rob knows what a grown women looks like, instead of a teenager fresh out of puberty.”

We fade back out of the confession room, and after Alison’s interjection I grabbed a wife beater and a pair of gym shorts that were lying on the floor and headed down stairs. Alison had the ladies already out back on the piece of private beach that came with the mansion. Suspended over the crystal blue Miami water was 16 striper poles, each had a disco ball in-between each pole to give it that strip club feeling

I was already starting to like the direction this challenge was going

I stood next to Alison as she announced today’s challenge. My eyes couldn’t help but look over at Amanda who already put on her very own special show this morning in my shower. She blew me a kiss, which in turn got her nothing but dirty looks from all the rest of the ladies

..:: Alison Williams ::..
“Good morning bitches and welcome to today’s challenge! This challenge is called the pole dance, looking around at all of you, I’m almost certain more then a few of you know how to work a pole. This challenge is simple, when Robbie blows the air horn you well dive into the water and swim your way to the poles, where you will then hold on to your pole as long as you possibly can. Who ever holds onto there pole the longest wins a date with Robbie and is safe from tonight’s eliminations.”

I was all set to blow the horn that Alison handed to me when I arrived at the beach, But Alison wasn’t done. It was clear this challenge had a twist, and I couldn’t wait to hear what it was. Alison smiles as she holds up her finger telling the bitches to hold up

..:: Alison Williams ::..
“Before all of you assume your next career choice positions, this challenge comes with a twist. The first bitch that falls into the water will be cut from the show on the spot! Robbie likes his girls to be able to work a pole, and no one likes a stripper who can’t hang!”

Talk about a twist!

..:: Robbie Hart ::..
‘My advice ladies, hang on for dare life!’

Alison gives me the head nod and on queue I blow the horn. All 16 ladies take off towards the ocean water like a bat outta hell. They all run into the water until they can’t run any more and they dive into the ocean swimming to the poles.

One by one they latch on to a brass pole, Makayla was the first one to make it to a pole and Alyssa was the last person to find a spot. I couldn’t help but think about the night before and how much fun I had with Alyssa, but now I was afraid she was getting comfortable and believing that she was untouchable just because I fiddle her kitty.

That would be the type of mind frame that would have her leaving this show feeling used and heart broken

Once all the ladies had a grip on there poles, the crane lifted the floorless stripper stage up into the air over the ocean. Alison and I put on our stunner shades and look up at the ladies who are holding onto a brass pole 50 feet over the Atlantic Ocean.

..:: Alison Williams ::..
“I’ll give them some credit, there holding on longer then I thought”

..:: Robbie Hart ::..
‘They just started?’

..:: Alison Williams ::..
“My point exactly”

Before the camera fully watches the pole riders, we cut to another confession room, this time it’s with Gianna Foxx



..:: Gianna Foxx ::..
“This is just retarded! We are strap on to this stripper pole, and were legit fighting for our chance at Robbie! The first one to hit the water we’ll be eliminated on the spot! I’ll be damned if I go out falling off a freaking stripper pole! I have a death grip on this pole, I’m not only going to survive but I’m going to win that date with Robbie!”

We fade out of the confession room where all the girls are still holding on to there poles, but it isn’t long before we see a few begin to slowly slip an inch at a time. The ones who were slipping had a real determined look on there face, mixed with a touch of fear

..:: Alison Williams ::..
“I’ll admit there really trying to hang on with everything they got.”

..:: Robbie Hart ::..
‘CAN YOU FEEL THE DRAMA!’

..:: Alison Williams ::..
“Why are you yelling?”

..:: Robbie Hart ::..
‘You know … adding that dramatic commentary’

..:: Alison Williams ::..
“There bitches hanging on a pole, this isn’t a fucking soccer game!”

..:: Robbie Hart ::..
‘No yelling … gotcha’

As we were talking our eyes locked on to Jazmine and Dania both take a hard slip, so hard I thought they both were going to go for a swim! Jazmine had a better grip on the pole then Dania, Jazmine still had a foot or two of pole left while Dania was an inch away from running out of brass…

..:: Robbie Hart ::..
‘If Dania runs out of any more brass, she won’t be seeing my ass!’

..:: Alison Williams ::..
“Good one”

..:: Robbie Hart ::..
‘Nothing like a good piece of poetry during a stripper challenge!’

You couldn’t see it but I could tell Alison was rolling her eyes even with the shitting eating smile plastered on her face. But again our conversation was cut short as Jenny Pots take a really bad slide down the pole, she dropped the entire length of the pole and she quickly found her self on the same level as Dania.

..:: Robbie Hart ::..
‘How bad do you feel like running up there and tickling one of them?’

..:: Alison Williams ::..
“I had the same image in my head”

..:: Robbie Hart ::..
‘Now that would have made for some good TV!’

..:: Alison Williams ::..
“Everyone loves a great screw job”

Even before I could reply, Dania’s hands just gave out as she hit the ocean, and then it was as if Dania started a chain effect. Right behind her Jazmine followed by Jenny. All of them looked relieved, all except Dania. Alison picked up the blow horn, to break the bad news

..:: Alison Williams ::..
“Dania, I’m sorry but you were the first victim to fall and sadly you’re now eliminated from Wrestling with Love. If it’s any consolation, you lasted longer then I expected.”

That was too bad, I kinda dug Dania. But the rules were the rules, and she was the first to fall. Dania swam up the shore and I walked over to her. She was in tears and I felt bad, so I gave her a hug and a kiss.

..:: Robbie Hart ::..
‘I’m sorry … There’s nothing I could do. But I’m sure you’ll find the right guy.’

She was crying in my shoulder

..:: Dania Ramierz ::..
“Good bye Robbie”

..:: Robbie Hart ::..
‘Keep your head up doll face.’

Then she walked up the rest of the beach, walking into the sun rise. That’s where the camera fades into a very emotional confession. Dania was setting in front of the camera, her makeup was a mess capped off with dark eyeliner running down her face. She was still in tears as she sat there



..:: Dania Ramirez ::..
“It …. This really sucks! I tried my hardest to hold on to that pole. Why should I be punish because I’m not like most of this girls who do this for a living?! When I hit that water …Excuse me”

Dania whips the tears from her eyes and regains her composer

..:: Dania Ramirez ::..
“I’m sorry … This … This whole thing … I never though I would really fall for Robbie, but I did. It was like love at first sight. And now … Now I’ll never really know if he felt the same for me … I’m done … this is … I have to go”

Dania gets up off the confession chair and removes the mic that was tapped to her body and hooked onto her tube top. She storms out of the confession room, as we fade back to the beach and back to the remaining 13 who were still hanging on the poles, but it was clear fatigue was creeping in on each of them

I slowly returned to my spot next to Alison Williams, my head hanging low. This one hurt, but I also knew I had to snap out of it. There were still 15 other girls all still fighting for my heart.

..:: Alison Williams ::..
“You alright?”

..:: Robbie Hart ::..
‘Yea … that one sucked balls, but I’ll be fine’

..:: Alison Williams ::..
“At least you said good bye”

..:: Robbie Hart ::..
‘I had too, couldn’t leave someone like Dania hanging … See what I did there’

Alison shakes her head and smiles

..:: Alison Williams ::..
“You really are something else Robbie”

..:: Robbie Hart ::..
‘Right?! I’m fucking awesome!’

We both laughed as four more ladies took the dive into the ocean. While the four fell, the rest slipped down a few more inches. Latoya and Sarah were at the point where they were hanging on by there finger nails. Wanda was also almost at that point, but she had at least an inch to hang on to

..:: Robbie Hart ::..
‘There dropping like fucking flies!’

..:: Alison Williams ::..
“Once the elimination was out the way, they all figure why kill themselves, they made it at least the day. Guess they weren’t as good on a pole as I thought they would be”

..:: Robbie Hart ::..
‘At least there are a few still fighting for a date. Don’t these chicks know there is a free pass issued to the winner?’

Latoya, Sarah, Wanda, Kelly, and Anna all hit the water with authority. Then there were only four left hanging on the pole, and you could see it in there faces, they all understood how close they were from pulling this challenge off. Ali grabbed her blow horn again …

..:: Alison Williams ::..
“We are down to the final four ladies! Don’t give up now, we wouldn’t want you to be disappointed after lasting this long."

..:: Robbie Hart ::..
‘That sounds like a Whiskey Dick scenario’

..:: Alison Williams ::..
“How would you know?”

..:: Robbie Hart ::..
‘When you party like a motherfucking rockstar, you witness shit’

At this point almost all the girls were running out of pole. As they all slide down slowly, I stood there thinking about how completive this stunt actually turned out to be. Then in a blink of an eye, Alyssa hands slip and she quickly found herself heading to the water. But at the last possible second her hand caught the very bottom of the brass.

..:: Robbie Hart ::..
‘HOLY SHIT! I thought my personal pussy cat was heading for a bath!’

..:: Alison Williams ::..
“That was a sick fucking save! I’m impressed”

But the good feelings were quickly snapped back to reality because after the great save Alyssa’s hand couldn’t deal with the stress and she took a dive. Looks like I wouldn’t be getting an encore tonight.

..:; Eva Watson ::..
“I CAN’T HANG ON ANY LONGER!”

And with that Eva Watson came splashing into the ocean. Alison Williams picks up the blow horn again; I was already getting sick of the fucking thing

..:: Alison Williams ::..
“AND THEN THERE WAS TWO! One of you ladies will be escorting Robbie Hart tonight Robbie’s father’s birthday bash, where you will be partying it up in legendry proportions”

..:: Robbie Hart ::..
‘And no one party’s harder then my pops’

..:: Alison Williams ::..
“No disrespect, but your father reminds me of the creepy old guy who still hangs out at frat parties. It’s like watching Ron Jeremy attend a prom.”

..:: Robbie Hart ::..
‘Doesn’t mean it won’t be fun’

Nina Summers and April Blanton were those two final ladies. They were both already at there limits as far as real estate was concern. I didn’t care who won the date, I just hoped they were down to party like they’ve never partied before.

They both were giving it everything they had to hold on, but there arms were looking like strings of noodles. It wouldn’t be long before we had our winner, I was sure of it

..:: Alison Williams ::..
“Who are you silently rooting for here?”

..:: Robbie Hart ::..
‘No one really’

..:: Alison Williams ::..
“What are you doing for an encore tonight? You going to receive a BJ outside a BJ Club parking lot?”

..:: Robbie Hart ::..
‘Maybe sex on the beach, that’s a favorite of mine’

And then we had our winner, both Nina and April almost let go of the stripper pole at the same time, but in the end it was Nina who edge out April by a half a second! It really was a close call. Alison and I were getting the official word from the producers after they had the chance to review the reply

I felt like an NFL coach challenging a bad call

Nina swam to shore, she looked exhausted

..:: Alison Williams ::..
“Congratulations Nina, you did a fantastic job on the pole and you will be safe from eliminations tonight, and you also get to party it up with Robbie tonight. The scene fades from Nina walking up the beach; water dripping all down her craves to Nina in the confession room"



..:: Nina Summers ::..
“The challenge sucked major donkey nuts! But I outlasted all these bitches and I couldn’t be happier that I get to spend the night with Robbie. We’re really going to get to know each other, I plan on leaving an impression he’ll never forget.”

We cut back to the beach where all the ladies are standing in line and Alison Williams and I are standing in front of them.

..:: Alison Williams ::..
“You bitches really know how to work a pole! And I’m sure you’re all exhausted but you only have 30 minutes before we meet again around the fire pit, the surprises don’t stop here. Get ready for a little honesty around this house…”

..:: Robbie Hart ::..
‘See you ladies in a half hour’

I walk off the beach leaving the girls rushing into the house like a fucking stampede. Alison was about to throw a twist into the game that no one will see coming, The scene fades out slowly from me walking back into Ridicule mansion as we fade to a word from our sponsors

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Listen Uncle, I’m glad you’re fucking on point. But you’re still leaving Washington disappointed. Love how you bit my style mang, I used the Father son line against Nick, you know your reaching the end when your once again stealing other peoples material

How many times were you accused of doing that mang

See uncle, I don’t have to use my best Mike Tyson impression, I throw fucking facts straight at you’re face you wont catch some make believe horror script in my shoots, na mang, you get the truth slapping you across your face bitch!

You’re riding a feel good story, but your about to fuck it up by stepping against actual completion. I’m not Dan Alexander; I’m definitely not Steel Angel. I give a fuck, which means if we meet in this tournament I’ll fuck you up! But at least you can say you give it a good effort, but sorry uncle your story isn’t going to end as you think

You’re not Jerome Bettis, You’re not Ray Lewis

At best you’re Pete Rose, your careers are blacklisted. And just like Pete, you’re both never going to be immortalized. That’s a fucking silly dream you have Johnny, and I’ll tell you what everyone is thinking. You don’t have what it takes to be immortalize around here, it wasn’t to long ago when your name left a sour taste in these woods.

You sold out and turned your back on long time friends, you think because they accepted you back all is forgiven?

GETHEFUCKOUTTA HERE!

The only reason the NLWF welcomed you back, is so BC could have the bragging rights of watching you’re career join the graveyard of wrestling. They even threw you a bone and feed you jobbers. Gotta admit, it was cute watching you hyping up jobber wins as matches that actually mattered. But everyone knows, now a days when ever you enter a fight that really does matter you chock fast then Corey Casey deep throating James Shark.

Don’t believe me? What happened at King of the throne?

Another pipe dream that ended in disappointment, the story of your career

Can some one explain to me why Snow and Kane are in this tournament? Then again I guess every show has to have that bathroom break match, the snack run match. That’s the only purpose of this match.

The winner gets to be a buffer in the second round.

No one wants to know why you joined ROC Kingston, every stable needs a Sean Waltman. And you fit the role perfectly. You can call my championship lost at King of the throne whatever you want, but at least I can say I held that belt. I won my championship opportunity, that’s more then you could ever accomplish.

You had your shot at the World Championship, and you pissed it away

And you did it in front of you’re hometown! You left the city of New York more disappointed then New York Rangers! And you’re going to question why I’m in this tournament? I’m a former NLWF Champion, what’s you’re sales pitch?

The Respect of Wrestling championship that you technically lost?

Yea mang, you really are the ’greatest’ Respect of Wrestling champion, you couldn’t even defend your championship, and I was NLWF World Tag-Team champion for a 100 plus days! So I ask again what makes you qualify for this tournament?

There isn’t anything that’s going to stop me from winning this tournament, certainly not some hype man.

You’re the Flavor Flav to the ROC’s Public Enemy

I legit can’t wait to get this party started, the Reign of Chaos is going fall faster then the Mafia did around here.

Thanks everyone for putting your best efforts in to this, but you’re all leaving Washington with the sour taste that Kingston’s getting accustomed to, That taste of getting so close, but all you end up doing is falling on your faces

Rest easy NLWF

The NLWF Championship isn’t going to get smashed at GAT

Only my competition