SHOOT ONE

by **Hostyle Jones** May 16th 2013, 4:10 pm

The King of Motherfuckin' Kings, boys...

The Undisputed King Of The Throne!

Too bad I'm locked behind these Asylum walls due to Ashley Matthews coming out and sticking her her nose in my business. Hell, since she likes to stick her nose in things I got a big pile of Ape Shit that she can bask in!

That's right, this is only an attempt to dethrone me initiated by Matthews Enterprises...

Hell with it, being locked in here only makes me that much angrier. In fact that gives me more motivation to go to events and retain my titles. This meaning that at One World Nation, Robbie and I will once again prove to the NLWF Universe that we ARE the best tag team to ever enter the land of no limit...

Yeah, I said ever- because there isn't a damn team out there that can stop us. Not even this new "sensation", Michelle Harris. I mean yea, the kid pulled some victories, and yes, one of them was over yours truly. That's all fine an' well. Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice get bitch smacked by the Hand Of God!

All I can say is I bet that you can't do it again!!

Each match I walk this road of destruction, my partner and I. Each event I set out to do what I always do and prove what I always prove...

IN NLWF HOSTYLE JONES SHITS ON YOU!

You and Warren Bates do not have that drive to beat us, nor do you have the drive to be better champions then the Human Highlight Reels. You know the motto, we burn arenas down highlight by fuckin' highlight and One World Nation is no differant.

The objective stays the same, only the rules have changed...

Tables, Ladders, and Chairs and not only are Warren Bates and his bitch Michelle in this match. We also have Blood and Zumba fitness which I have no worry about at all. These two are clowns, point blank- period.

Then we also have Nick Ridicule and a partner of his choosing. That's good for him, all I can say is that Nick better chose well. The Human Highlight Reels are the future. Nick Ridicule is a long time past. Shit, his entity in the NLWF isn't even thought of anymore. Much like Aaron O Shea, you have worn out your welcome, Nicky!

I mean I don't know how many of the people involved in this match buy into the theory that they could actually take the tag titles from us? To somethin' like that, I would say arrogance gets you nowhere, unless you're Hostyle Jones...

That's this guy right here!

(Hostyle Jones points at himself)

One World Nation is going to be a brawl, there is no doubt about it, but any outcome other then Robbie Hart and myself retaining our tag titles is just unrealistic. We went through the tournament to take these straps, and now we're gonna' climb a fuckin' ladder to keep em'!

Not Warren Bates and Michelle Harris...

Not Pumas and Bloodclot...

Not even Nick Ridicule and Mr. Clue, whoever the fuck that may be...

See, I fought for everything I got. I came in with no push. I entered the Pride Of Philidelphia tournament and Robbie and I ran train on three teams like they were a group of Atlantic City hoes'.

When that was done people said, Hostyle, but you still can't win the big one!

Well, match after match I put my body on the fuckin' line and guess what?

THAT EX DRUG ADDICT SCUMBAG NAMED HOSTYLE JONES DID IT!

Now, there is not a damn person who doubted me before opening their mouth. This is because I earned mine. As for people like Harris, well, he can go fuck himself!

He was in the right place, right time kinda' situation...

I put on, I turn up, and I make the NLWF viewers lift their asses from those seats!

There is really nothing else left to say...

James Shark couldnt stop me, yet he did in IWF. Parker couldn't stop me, yet he did in IWF. This is because IWF is a place for house niggas'! In a place like that you have to bend and beg, possibly kiss ass and lick ballsweat too. NLWF is an environment for me, and week after week I show it. Hostyle Jones is NLWF and The Human Highlight Reels are the World Crowned Tag Team Champions. If anyone disagrees, please feel froggy, leap, and then get knocked the fuck out with the Lobotomy!

Case closed, bitches!