time to go

by Max Adamson January 19th 2013, 4:38 am

Max Adamson is sat in his Locker Room hours before Pride of Philadelphia begins, he is sat on his own when an interviewer knocks and enters.

Interviewer: Max Adamson, can I get a few words on what you're thinking ahead of the 8 team tournament?

Max: When all is said and done, Max Adamson and James Betterman will need to be 100% on the ball to leave Philly with the Tag Team Titles. All the obstacles that lie in front of us are just in the first round! In no particular order, I've got to have my eyes on...

(Max Adamson reveals a list of names)

Max: James Betterman. Can I trust him? Will he have the best interests of the team at heart? Will he be trying to replace me? Blood. He'll be there, ready, waiting for me to fail. Newsflash Blood, I'm going nowhere. Ms Melons. No-one knows her agenda. Other than doing what she feels is right for James Betterman. Which could be absolutely fucking anything! Metaphorically and literally, if you catch my drift.

Hardcore Psychopath, the only one on this list I'll know what he'll do. Bring it. I'll be ready and waiting, just like I was at Ultimate Glory. He lives in a fantasy world of his own, claiming to not be interested in the title he was so desperate to win at Ultimate Glory and claiming to have taken me to pieces and knowing I was going to pin him in the cage. What a fucking fruitloop. US Congress talks about severe head trauma from wrestling, all they need is 5 minutes with Hardcore Psychopath and they'll have all the evidence they need!

Then there's Pure Troy McClure, you may remember him from such events such as sticking his fucking nose in Max Adamson's business. Troy, if you want to be in this match as Psycho's partner, go right ahead. More idiot for Adamson and Betterman to demolish. See, while Psycho reckons he doesn't care about championships, I do. He can mock the Australian Championship, but if he has the audacity to complain I don't read the transcripts of his promos, maybe he should read mine where it was told I awarded myself this title for being the best Australian wrestler in the world! But its no Walmart toy, its a custom designed and built solid gold belt with rubies and sapphires. And its mine, all mine! Although the NLWF Tag Team Championship would look good alongside it...

Interviewer: Sounds like you've got a lot on your mind ahead of tonight...

Max: Yeah... But such is the life of a professional wrestler. I'm pumped, I'm ready, and I am going to ensure that Max Adamson leaves Philadelphia as the Tag Team Champions of the World! Featuring James Betterman.

Interviewer: Thanks for your time.