Aaron O''Shea? Meh...

by The Mexican Samurai May 22nd 2009, 2:28 pm

The
Mexican Samurai

Who the fuck cares about Aaron O'Shea?
Is there honestly anyone in the NLWF that can actually say that they
have some kind of fear for this rookie who Swan told me can give
better head than he can wrestle? So he must give some bad blow jobs.
Maybe I should ask Joe Santiago, because he is too busy getting his
dick sucked by every wrestler that “admires” him than to actually
show his fucking face around here. Which is good because if I saw
him right now then I would make sure to deck him a good one right
between his fucking eyes.

Aaron, you are nothing. You are just
another fucking spoiled brat who came to this federation thinking
about one day winning a championship that actually gives a damn.
It's too damn bad that you won't ever be anything more than PG champ
and how appropriate is that? You can't even see PG-13 movies
anyways, kiddo. You have to grow some fucking pubic hairs first kid,
maybe when that throat of yours drops a little lower then all the
smack talking that you say can be taken seriously. Your a fucking
kid in an adult's world, the day you become a man is the day that you
will defeat me. You got a long way to go, buddy.

You want to show footage of when I was
wrestling in independent federations? Listen up, kid and listen up
well. That was many years and I paid my dues just like everyone
else, unlike some little fucker that I'm wrestling at the “Hall of
Fame” and I use that with the loosest of quotes. The difference
between me and you boy is that no matter what, I'm set for life. I
will never have to see another indy fed in my life, you don't think
that I was thinking about my long term future when I was collecting
my monthly salary? Unlike most of the young kids that come nowadays,
I don't live paycheck to paycheck, I've done that enough. That's the
difference, if you ever get shut out of this federation then it's
back to working the indies where you could probably never get a
championship anyways.

Hold onto that Proving Grounds
championship for your dear life, there are better lower card
wrestlers anyways. Your hopes of ever facing someone like Cyrus' are
meaningless, it doesn't matter what you try to do because in the end
you will never get to any member of Salvation's level. You can't
even get to Rico Sutton's level, hell...you can't even get to
KingofDicks level.

So, enjoy the precious time that you
have spent here, try to pick up from the pros and maybe you might
actually learn something from your time here before you get future
endeavored for good. Because once you realize that there is nothing
that you can do, you might as well just hand in your termination
papers to the boss himself. I'm pretty sure that he will sympathize
with you, because he knows that you are unworthy trash that is
playing with the real professionals.

I no longer care about what happens in
this match, I no longer care about what happens in this company. I'm
just here to collect a paycheck and I don't care about taking on such
an easy opponent, I get paid either way. Continue to hold your own
little press conference that only two people show up to, one being
the NLWF.com correspondent and the other being your mother. Even she
attends because she feels sorry for you. As you look around at all
the other empty seats realize that no one gives a damn about Aaron O'
Shea.

What does Aaron O'Shea stand for
anyways?

Oh I know...

Aaron O'Shea=jobber. Yep, that fits
perfect, hell I'd even pick Conor O' Sullivan to beat your ass and
take your title. We have the new Brooklyn Brawler of the NWLF,
everyone. Hell, since everyone wants to think that I'm heading on
over to that other company, I guess I can say that he wouldn't be
able to cut it in that other organization either. That is how much
Aaron O' Shea sucks.

I spit on everything that Aaron has
ever done. I spit on the career of Joe Santiago, fuck this Hall Of
Fame, it's a fraud ceremony for a fraud of a legacy.

Carmine...just give me my paycheck and
I'll be out of the arena after I'm done with Aaron O' Shea. I don't
even want to be in that arena anymore, I don't want to be here
anymore. I just want to collect whatever money is owed to me so that
I can leave in peace.

So, fuck you Aaron O' Shea. You piece
of shit.

Aaron O'Shea? Meh...

Aaron O''Shea? Meh...