Aarons video blog- Asylum + Samurai

by **Aaron O'Shea** May 12th 2009, 2:13 pm

The picture opens to the scene of Aaron O'Shea, "The Phenomenal FightIng Irishman" and the Proving Grounds Champion.
We see Aaron wearing, D&G dark blue jeans with fashionable rips, proceding down both legs. which are tucked into the top of some tan coloured Timberland boots, with the neck of the shoes slightly rolled down.
Aaron is also wearing a white Ecko unlimited T-Shirt with the famous rhino logo on the front.
The camera man and the interviewer walk into the locker room, where the walk in on Aaron polishing his new PG title, which he won last Sunday, off Conor O'Sullivan, his tag partner this Sunday against Havoc.

Hey Aaron whats up is this cool, us coming in now, because you did ask for this video blog today right? I just wondered what more you can talk about since you only had a blog yesterday.

Ah my friend you know as well as I do a lot has gone on in the last 24 hours. I also forgot to talk about my upcoming match aswell. See I must have got too many bangs to the head on Sunday, and I did get Tantrumified too, so I was pretty fucked yesterday. I really could barely see, with the amount of pain killers I was on. You should know, I drove you to the press conference yesterday haha. You almost shit yourself, I had to put up two air fresheners, when we hit that dog. But seriously I hope its okay. Speaking of dogs hows your new girlfriend. I mean when we went speed dating I knew there would be some freaks but your girl just took the cake. Actually she probably took about seven, shes a bit big too.

Hey I happen to like them chunky okay, so back off and leave us alone. Anyway why dont we start this blog idiot.

Woah woah take it easy I'm just joking, but in all seriousness though, you two would have shockingly ugly babies. Speaking of shockingly ugly babies, my opponent this week is none other than that big trailer trash hillbilly Havoc. You see I call him this because he wasn't born with a brain and also likes to make men squeel like pigs, you ever see deliverance? My name Dwayne I bring you pain, God build me strong, forget to give me brain. Hahaha oh my God I crack myself up. Do you think he's going to be mad going into this fight now, oops! I got him angry now so why stop. This stupid motherfucker thinks he's two people, what a fucking tool. I swear I'm going to buy him a brain for Christmas. He thinks he's such a badass when he's that idiot Dwayne and then he's like a fucking murderer supposedly of children. We all know that idiot pays them kids to lie down so he looks like he killed them to scare people. Although I seem to have evidence of Mr. Havoc paying children to lie down in a different way you know what I mean.
Roll the video Mr. Interviewer.

The video rolls. showing quite clearly that its Aaron O'Shea with a Havoc mask on, bringing a midget , which is made to look like a child into a room. He puts a towel over the camera. Comedic bang noises are heard then the towel falls off the camera. We see the midget and Aaron wearing a Dwayne Hurste cardboard mask with a smoke in his mouth.
Damn kids give me, Dwayne Hurste vitality!
Camera cuts back to the locker room of Aaron O'Shea where we see him with a shocked look on his face.

Oh my God! Aaaaahahahahahahaa, oh my God I was just speculating as to the fact that Havoc is a kiddy fiddler but there it is folks the evidence that I in fact have Havocs number. Along with many kids hahaha. Oh Jesus my sides are splitting so much. This retard is such a fucking tool, I'm glad I'm against him this week, because I have so much to say in my blog about him.
Woah wait a minute, did anyone ever see the Friday the 13th movies, well you know when Jason gets his hockey mask ripped off, that looks like Dwaynes face haha. If you havent seen what Jaosn face looks like I swear you better Google Images it because he is the splitting image of Havoc. Thats enough about that dick for a minute, lets talk about the other dipshit in their crew the I love getting pounded in the Asylum. That dumb fuck Shayne Wolf. Is this idiot dumb, he messes with fire and gets burned haha. but seriously I hope he gets better, so I can kick his fuckin ass. Them idiots think they can take over Legacy, when obviously with people like me who want a real GM, so they can help us, wont let that happen. I'm sure they just want to take over just so they can have Kash's and Rossi's offices and make weird child, beastiality fucked up porn or something ugh. God I cannnot wait for this Sunday, to see that dumb fucking face after what I have been talking about.

Eh Aaron you are really in the shit house now, I really dont think Havoc is going to appreciate your talk too much. You completely ripped him apart mentally, arent you afraid he'll rip you apart physically?

Fuck no, I know for a fact that what I'm doing is getting into the mind of Havoc, he's going to be so frustrated that with my speed he cant catch me and get payback that he will completely fuck up some moves and me and Conor will kick the shit out of him. It science, I went to school I know. Anyway I dont think those freaks deserve a second more of my time so lets talk about the huge news as of yesterday.

Oh yeah lets talk about that, big news in the Legacy, Nlwf and your Career.

Oh fuck yeah it is. I have officially challenge one of my heroes to a match at the Hall of Fame event. Npow it all depends on Joe Santiago if he wants to book this match because of course he is the inductee and the inductees book the card. I challenged the man of two races, The Mexican Samurai. Yeah and I know I will be fighting him in his last bout of his career, and heres the reason I am, if you missed the press conference. I was informed the other day that this guys is retiring after the Hall of Fame Ceremony and I simply could not let him retire without first facing me. You see when I used to train as a wrestler I watched NLWF , and a man that stood out was Mexican Samurai. So when I was picked up by NLWF, I was stoked that one day I would face one of my heroes. But of course just my luck, he puts in his notice that he is leaving, for family reasons. Well I had to pull some strings big time for a press conference and challenge.
I could not let him go without me giving him the best fight of his career. I would have understood if he wanted to face a friend like what Ric Flair did but you know he is all fo this match, I believe he said he saw a lot of himself in me, and not in a weird way Havoc so get your hands out of your pants. He saw that I have the same passion and drive as he did starting off, and wants to pass the torch of the best wrestlers, so I will be there on the night and I will bring it to him. So Joe book this match. Me and Samurai want the dream match.
The Past versus The Future, makes a Present for all you fans, by watching this match.
I know for a fact this featured contest will be the match of the night.
So thats all I really got to say today as far as new goes you know.

So you wanna rap this up?

Yeah for sure, lets go out get a beer, we'll pick up Conor on the way, maybe go speed dating again, because I feel bad after the last time, getting you stuck with the State Puff Marshmallow man haha. Come on idiot.

Aaron stands up gets his title and locks the locker door. He puts on his leather jacket and walks out closing the locker room door.

The screen fades to black.