City of Evil... prepare for... THE OUTSHINING!

by Carver Ocean October 8th 2012, 8:01 pm

Ξ The Carver Ocean Invitational Ξ
Ξ Ten Minutes With Carver Ocean Ξ
You have got to understand something about me.

I am an opportunist.

Though opportunity has ignored me throughout my entire life as a member of the Ocean family, the few opportunities I have managed to garner, I’ve made the most of!

Except in the No Limit Wrestling Federation. I can’t even say that I choked! I gave it every fucking thing that I had it my mind, body, spirit, heart AND soul, yet still fell short of even showing that I belong, that I deserved to be in the big leagues.

I came up with a master plan with the intention of making or breaking myself! I put it all on the line at War Games 2, yet was embarrassingly outshined! The only person I was able to outshine on that night.. My own and only brother.

For those of you painfully unaware of the astonishing history this federation holds, let me enlighten you. I missed out on a NLWF contract, so I took matters into my own hands.

I’ll repeat that, because it’s highly important to my point.

I TOOK MATTERS INTO MY OWN HANDS!

I savagely attacked my failure of a brother, I killed Nate Apollos doing the entire world a favor in the process.

Happy Birthday by the way Apollos boys, I’m sure one of you is a star in a lesser company where failure like yours Is not only tolerated, but is the standard of operations.

I made a name FOR MY SELF, then I challenged him to a duel at the show of shows, the game of games, the war of wars, WAR GAMES!

That was only the first step of my grand scheme to make myself the biggest name in NLWF in one night! I had to get on the grand stage, in order to outshine everyone on said stage. All the pieces of the puzzle were falling into place, the stars were starting to align, and it was all up to me to OUTSHINE!

Politics prevailed on that night. I’ll go ahead and say it! Sure, my plan blew up in my face, but anyone who watches that show knows that I was robbed of what I truly deserved.

I opened War Games with a brilliant performances over Bobby Ocean, his biggest claim to fame was being outshined by me on that night! I raised the bar with that opening match and it would not be touched until I made another appearance on the night!

You see, Chuck Matthews was having what War Games calls the Chuck Matthews invitational. This was the second year of the invitational, and the winner would go onto a triple pyramid cage match for a Championship case.

I believe now, even with your learning disabilities, you know where I’m going with this master plan. A chance to beat Chuck Matthews at his own game and only to go on to take the championship case later in the night. Then cash in said championship case to become CHAMPION!

Four and zero at the showcase of immortality, a debut that OUTSHINES all others in comparison!

Sounds good doesn’t it? Sounds like a story written by god himself. The no name indy talent who busted his ass trying to get to the big stage, goes and pulls off the biggest debut imaginable.

That was not my destiny on that night. Chuck Matthews with all the help in the world, including the help of his whore daughter, prevailed and won the Chuck Matthews Invitational!

*Carver Ocean claps his hands*

I’m not clapping for Chuck Matthews, I’m clapping to wake you up, because I’m sure just as I am, you’re insulted by the unclean finish and have fallen asleep at the boring nature of one Chuck Matthews.

That makes you, I, us and everyone else!

So after “Change the Channel” Chuck with the help of that Ashleymale tranny hooker with a penis, barely, BARELY, pinned me, I kicked out but the referee counted anyway! So after Chuck two count pinned me and was declared the winner, I just had to do something about such an injustice!

I had to come up with a counter plan on the spot, one that would bring the spotlight back upon me where it so desperately longed to be! That’s when I saw a dolphin! No I was not high, or on the demon booze, but a man dressed in a dolphin outfit. It was Frankie Dolphin of the Deep Sea Union.

What better way to OUTSHINE, than to take the dolphins suit, enter the triple cage, win as a dolphin only to unmask and show the world that I had taken what was mine!

A brilliant backup plan, made on the spot, and all I had to do was pull it off. Literally, I had to pull off the costume from Frankie. So I attacked! Like a ruthless shark attacking a defenseless dolphin! I took his costume and left his ass butt naked in the janitors closet!

I had the suit and Carver the Dolphin was born!

I entered triple cage with the confidence to win it, once again coming so close to the glory that I waited a lifetime up to that point for! I had the championship case in hand, but Chuck Matthews robbed me once again.. Stealing from me the spotlight he was stinking up with his hog smell!

Later in the night, he cashed in the briefcase following a war of a match and was going to become the Undisputed Champion. I COULD NOT STAND FOR THAT! I attacked and I caused him the match. He won by DQ, but I outshined by costing him the briefcase and the title!

NLWF will either make your life or it will break your life!

My life was broken on that night, never to repair still to this night.

I have nothing to lose.. That’s when you can achieve great success in the NLWF, when you no longer have any limitations, when your limits are surpassed and broken, yet you still stand alive and stronger because of such adversity.

I have no limits. I am perfect now for the land of no limits.

Perfect now, for the No Limit Wrestling Federation.

This is an open challenge to anyone with the balls to stand up off of their knees for once. Several weeks NLWF has been back, NO ONE HAS MADE A SINGLE PEEP TO MAKE A NAME FOR THEMSELVES!

Stay on your knees then, but know that I will have your head from the standing upright position that reign from! Not a single person has stepped up to say I WANT TO BE A PART OF CITY OF EVIL AND WILL FIGHT ANYONE, DO ANYTHING, CRUSH AND STEP ON WHOEVER I HAVE TO IN ORDER TO DO THIS!

City of Evil is a show of legendary proportion, one with history that that shows this could be the biggest show of all time. I WANT TO BE A PART OF THAT. I WANT TO BE THE BIGGEST PART OF THAT! I WANT TO OUTSHINE ANYONE ELSE WHO THOUGHT THEY COULD HANDLE NO LIMITS!

And I will.

The silent treatment hasn’t gotten any of you anywhere. It’s time to make some noise, to voice that I HAVE DEMANDS AND I WILL SHOW THAT MY DEMANDS DESERVE TO BE MET!

Talk is cheap, I’m going to show and shine making a name for myself with the things I am able to do inside of a squared circle.

I am the last of a dying breed and I’ll die in the NLWF to prove that I deserved to die in the NLWF!

Nowhere else.

Nowhere better.

City of Evil is a month from the Brenton Cyrus Birthday Bash. I spent my entire signing bonus on an RV so that I could travel across the united states anywhere NLWF puts on a show. I’ll be in Canada and perhaps someone will have it in them to take me up on my challenge. I wont hold my breath, even though with the stinkers on the NLWF roster, I probably should.

You’ve all already been OUTSHINED!

Next time, it’ll be inside my ring.

The Carver has just carved you all up and put the roster on notice.

Step your game up or step out of the game.

Make a name or remain nameless.

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