Gunther on Chris Matthews

by Gunther December 3rd 2010, 10:40 pm

Chris Matthews

Chris, I don't even really know who you are. You're like, part of one of the biggest wrestling families out there, but I don't really hear of you. When I hear Matthews, I think Chuck and Ashley. Not Christopher. But that doesn't mean that I think any less of you. I just don't know you well enough to understand your ways.

From what I've seen, you're wrestling is good. You beat that Monster guy, Mr. 37-1, Damon Win, or whatever his name was. All he did was win, so he claimed, and you beat him. You showed him that he was really just a loser, who never got any action. Well, you didn't show that last part, but I'm just saying it. Because as the sex god, I know that he never gets anything. Because he is a freak, and a fruitcake. But Chris, you showed that you could hold your own in the wrestling ring. Apparently you have wrestled before, in smaller federations. So I have no doubt that you have potential to be great in the ring.

As for your life outside the ring, I'm not really sure. I had a lot of respect for your brother, because he was an icon in the sex world. But I don't know if you are any bit the same. If you are, then I welcome you into the world of Gunther, and welcome you to help spread the Gunther trend. But if you aren't like him, then I'm not sure if I would want you to help spread the word. I will sit back and evaluate you some more, before deciding whether or not I would want you to spread my message. But Chris, I like you so far. So I won't judge you for anything. I give you an indifferent look, followed by an eyebrow raise Chris.

You also get the Gunther stamp of approval.