Gunther on the New OWN

by Gunther December 3rd 2010, 10:41 pm

The New One World Order

Rick and Johnny. You two are the Gunthers of the tag team division. Not because you have sex with countless and countless of women. But because you two are awesome and the coolest of all the others. Not only are the two of you great individuals, but when you are put into a team, you are nearly unstoppable. The two of you work together very well, and compliment each other. You are basically each other's wingman. But you are so cool that neither of you are at the lower level of a wingman. You're funny, and you can fight.

You've won all of your tag matches so far, and I don't expect you to lose this week. You are funny people, and aren't so bad sexually. Maybe if you utilized each other, than you could reach sexual levels that neither of you has ever dreamed of. But until then, you should keep doing what you are doing, and the girls will flock to you.

The two of you would be perfect to continue the Gunther Trend. You have all the right characteristics necessary to be similar to me, and to follow in my sexual footsteps. If you ever need any sexual inspiration, or any advice, you come to me. But remember. Respect. That's the key issue. You must always respect the women, no matter what. But you can still have sex with countless woman while respecting them. I shake both of your hands Rick and Johnny.

You get the Gunther stamp of approval