KIDcam: Canada

by **The Notorious K.I.D** October 27th 2010, 7:59 pm

I was in the Dark Knights locker room with Corey Casey and Jason Hawk after the show. We owned the show, and all of us were very happy afterward. Although it didn’t feel as good to me I lost to Nick pretty convincingly, I don’t even think he tried. But it was my first match back in ages. And what am I supposed to expect facing Nick Ridicule after 5 months. He’s the best in the business, and I can’t believe after everything I did, I’m still able to team with him, Corey and Jason… oh yeah, and Apollos. I thought it would be cool if all of us would go out for the night in Canada, or in other words, America Junior.

I looked over to Corey who had just finished his second Jack Daniels and Coke, and Jason was packing some things into his bag.

KID
Do you know what we should do tonight?

Corey Casey
What?

KID
Well we just fucked up Bad Company, how about we celebrate by going out onto the streets of Canada.

Jason Hawk
Is there even anything to do in Canada?

KID
Yeah man, surely. We’ll get Nick to come as well.

Corey Casey
I’m in! We can even take the BOWSER Monster Truck!

That sounded awesome, I’d never seen the Bowser truck before, and it would stop us from having to get a taxi.

KID
Awesome!

We both looked over at Jason.

Jason Hawk
FUCK YEAH!!!

I shook my head and smiled.

KID
You use that way to much man.

Jason Hawk
Well it was hardly the time to say ‘BEAT THAT!’

KID
True… how will we get hold of Nick?

Jason Hawk
I’ve got his number, I’ll give him a call.

Jason walked away to make the call, which left Corey and I there. It was strange being in the same team as Corey, seeing as we weren’t the greatest of friends when I was in the NLWF before. I didn’t like him, he didn’t like me. But since I’ve been gone, he’s turned into one of the best in the business. And I was happy to be in a team with him. After a while Jason came back, put his phone in his pocket and sat down.

KID
Well?

Jason Hawk
We’re meeting him at the parking lot.

KID
Fuck Yeah!

We all stood up. I picked up my bag, and we were about to walk out, when Ryan walked in.

Ryan
Hey Guys! Great show huh!

KID

Ryan
Where are you guys off to?

Corey Casey
We’re just going out.

Ryan
Awesome! Can I come?

I didn’t want Ryan to come. And I’m damn sure the others didn’t either. But we were going to get drunk anyway, he’s probably cool when he’s drunk.

KID
Yeah ok, you can come.

We all walked out to the car park, and standing tall over all of the other cars, was the Bowser truck. On the side of the truck, the word ‘BOWSER’ was written, and on the bed of the truck, there was a spiked shell.

KID
What’s under the shell?

Corey smirked, and then walked around the back of the truck, and lifted it up. The bed of the truck was pimped out with a TV, A big black leather couch with white fuzzy carpeting. and a fridge full of beer!

Nick Ridicule
Oh Hai guys

We all turned around to see Nick walking towards us. I high-fived him. I wasn’t sure whether to bring up the nights match or not, but I decided not to.

Jason Hawk
Let’s go!

Corey Casey
Aw, Shit we’ve only got four seats. Someone’s gonna have to sit in the bed.

Nick Ridicule
I’ll sit in there, that bed is pimped! I know a good night club near here anyway.

KID
What’s it called?

Nick Ridicule
For your eyes only.

KID
That’s a strange name, but it sounds cool.

Nick gave Corey the directions of where to go, and then we all hopped into the truck. I looked around it and the inside was bigger than mine, and higher up.

KID
Is this even road leagal?

Corey Casey
It's Canada! What's gonna happen, mounties gonna get me?

After a short drive, we came to the night club. It looked pretty big, and there was a huge line up at the front. We all got out of the bowser truck.

KID
Are we even going to get in?

Nick Ridicule
We’re NLWF wrestlers, of course we’ll get in!

We all walked up to the bouncer. We told him who we were, and he let us in.

Jason Hawk
FUCK YEAH!

KID
For fuck sake man, that my line!

Jason Hawk
You've been gone for so long, that I'm used to being allowed to say it.

Jason and I laughed, as we stepped in. After about 15 seconds Corey was at the bar getting some alcohol. I hadn’t been with a girl for a while, and there were hundreds of them here. I walked onto the dance floor, and saw a girl dancing, I walked up to her, and started dancing awkwardly close. I lightly bumped her.

KID
Oh sorry didn’t see you there.

Girl
That’s ok..

She turned around and kept dancing. I stepped around in front of her.

KID
What’s your name?

Girl
Tamika, and yours?

KID
I’m the Notorious K.I.D, maybe you’ve heard of me.

I winked at her. And she looked confused.

Tamika
Ok… OMG! Is that Jason Hawk from the NLWF at the bar?!

KID
I’m from the NLWF, haven’t you heard of me before?

I didn’t even bother. I was no longer a big name in the NLWF. I walked away from her, and moved on to the next girl. This time I was just going to use my real name. The girl was blonde. I danced around in front of her.

KID
Hey.

Suddenly a man walked up to her and kissed her. He looked at me.

Man
Are you chatting up my girl?

KID
I just said hey, douche bag.

Man
What did you call me?

I smirked at the man.

KID
A.. DOUCHE… BAG.

The man threw a punch at me. I ducked under it, and swept his legs off the floor. He got up.

Man
You’re a tough guy huh?!

The man smashed his beer bottle on the side of a table, and then held it towards me.

KID
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

He was about to swing it at me, before he suddenly fell to the floor. Revealing Jason Hawk behind him with a bar stool in his hand.

KID
Thanks man, that got out of hand quite quickly.

A lot of people were watching. As Jason and I walked towards the other guys.

Tamika
Oh Jason, you saved that man, you’re a hero!

I shook my head and laughed. This place failed, I had to do something better than just going around to night clubs all night. Jason and I got all the guys, and we went back outside to the monster truck. I looked through my bag, and took out the KIDcam.

KID
Guys, tonight, is going to be awesome. It’s going to be KIDcam in Canada!

Corey Casey
Why can’t we just stay in there and drink.

KID
Don’t you have a six-pack of Jack Daniels in your bag?

Corey Casey
Probably.

It was funny that Corey was already drunk, and there was still so much more to do in Canada.

Jason Hawk
Yes another KIDcam! Remember how good it was the time I did a KIDcam?

KID
Man that sucked.

Jason Hawk
I thought it was good

I laughed. We got back into the truck, and Corey still thought he could drive without killing us all. I got out the KID cam. I was going to film everything that happened.

Corey Casey
So where to?

KID
I think we should drop all of our stuff back at the hotel first, and then get shit loads of beer. Then we’re going to destroy Canada, just like I destroyed everything Ryan had.

Jason and Corey laughed, but Ryan didn’t. He hadn’t said anything all night.

Jason Hawk
FUCK-

Jason stopped.

Jason Hawk
Awesome!

It was about a ten minute drive to the hotel, and after a few minutes, and car cut Corey off just as he was about to turn.

Corey Casey
Oh no he didn’t! Jason, ring Nick, and put me on.

Jason got out his phone, as Corey followed the car. It was a Chevrolet Chavelle SS.

Ryan
That car is amazing! It’s in my car collection, you guys probably would have seen it on the bloodstream.

KID
Yeah, no one watched that show Ryan.

Corey beeped the horn at the car ahead, and fire shot out from the truck towards the car.

KID
Holy shit your trucks on fire!

Corey laughed, and I was wondering why. His truck was on fire, I don’t know what I would do if this was my monster truck!

Corey Casey
KID, when I beep the horn, fire comes out.

Holy shit that’s awesome. His truck is way cooler than mine.

KID
Oh yeah, my truck has one of those too.

Corey Casey

Jason passed the phone to Corey, and they spoke for about 20 seconds before Corey quickly overtook the man. He then cut back in front of the car. Suddenly, the shell, on the bed of the car lifted up, and a green shell dropped out of it, going right into the path of the car.

KID
Dude, it’s Mario Karts!

Corey Casey
It’s Dark Knights Karts!

We all laughed…

KID
Where the fuck did Nick get a green shell?!

Corey Casey
From the magic mystery box duh!

Suddenly, the green turtle shell in the back popped open again and Nick threw out a banana peel. The car behind us just drove over it.

KID
You didn’t really think that through did you?

Corey Casey
You wait until you see the next thing he throws out.

The giant green turtle shell on the bed suddenly popped open I could see Nick was holding something small and black in his hand. The little round black object had little feet and googly eyes

KID
Is that what I think it is?

Corey Casey
Yup! It’s a ba-bomb and it’s customized to say “FUCK YEAH!” just before it explodes.

KID
FUCK YEAH!

Man this truck is so much better than mine. Nick laughs and points at the car full of douchebags behind us.

Nick Ridicule
They are fist pumping to techno music!

Corey’s face turned red and he turned around to yell at Nick. I quickly tried to grab the wheel.

KID
Tag out!

Corey laughed and jumped out of his seat and across the inside of the truck. While I slid under Corey as he sailed over my head and took up the driver’s seat.

Corey Casey
FUCKING KILL THEM NICK!

Nick laughed again and tossed the ba-bomb out of the back of the monster truck. After about 3 seconds I could hear a ‘Fuck yeah’ before an explosion. The car behind was finished.

Ryan
And that was such a great car…

KID
Dude, we should do that to so many more cars.

Corey Casey
Hell yeah!

We were very close to the hotel now, so Nick chucked out a few shells onto the road. We looked back as about 5 cars had to stop.

[size=12]KID
Damn, I wanted to see a crash.

We finally made it to the hotel, and all got out of the truck.

Nick Ridicule
Man, I blew that car the fuck up!

I high fived Nick, before we all walked into the hotel. I looked around the hotel’s main floor, and saw that they had a bar! I quickly walked over, and bought a few beers, and put them in my bag. Not many hotels let alcohol in the rooms, but this one had an exception, which was cool. We all went into my room to have some drinks, but I had a surprise for them. I pulled a box out of my bag, and opened it. It was my weed stash. I slowly made out some joints for each of us.

Nick Ridicule
Not for me man. I quit that shit.

KID

More for us then.

After about an hour of non stop drinking and smoking. We were fucking baked.

KID
Hey… Corey… remember Stoner KID?

Corey and I laughed loudly.

Corey Casey
Yeah, it was funny as fuck.

Jason Hawk
But you said you hated it.

Corey Casey
Yeah man… It was stupid…

Ryan
I hated it.

KID
Shut up Ryan.

Corey Casey
Hey, Brenton has a mansion here in Toronto.

KID
Yeah it’s huge.

Jason Hawk
Wow… my hand looks so fucking weird!

KID
Hey, do you know what we should do.

Corey Casey
What?

KID
We should… we should go to Brenton’s mansion.

Jason Hawk
My hand is moving!

Corey Casey
Yeah we should, and we should… we should have a party there.

KID
Fuck yeah we should. It would be the… best KID cam ever.

Ryan
I don’t think that’s a great idea guys.

Corey Casey
Do you even know where the mansion is KID?

For the first time since we’d been smoking, Nick walked into the room.

Nick Ridicule
You guys finished yet?

KID
We’re gonna go to the mansion!

Nick Ridicule
What mansion?

Corey Casey
Brenton’s mansion.

It was perfect because Brenton had a mansion in Toronto.

KID
And we’re gonna have a party! WOO!!

Corey Casey
Do you know where the mansion is Nick?

Nick Ridicule
Sure do. I’ll drive though, I think you’ve done enough driving.

We were all stoned except for Nick. And Corey had also had about 10 more beers than anyone else. I never really thought he’d be a drinker. We all went back outside and got into the bowser monster truck. This time CC got in the back, and I gave him the KID cam. Which wasn’t the greatest of ideas. Nick climbed into the driver’s seat and smirked at me.

Nick Ridicule
If you had told me a month ago that I would be driving a BOWSER monster truck with Corey Casey throwing random shit at people from the truck bed while you, JHawk and The Slayer were all sitting beside me…I probably would have punched you in the face

I laughed

KID
Isn’t this fucking awesome?!

Nick was about to take off, before A long black limo parked in front of the monster truck. A nicely dressed lady steps out of the back of the limo carrying a leash. A few seconds after the lady got out of the limo, and long haired black collie climbed out of the limo. Nick stuck his head out of the window

Nick Ridicule
CAN YOU MOVE YOUR LIMO PLEASE?

The snobby lady turned and looked at the massive BOWSER monster truck. JHawk stuck his head out of the other window

Jason Hawk
PRETTY PLEASE WITH SPRINKLES ON TOP!?

The snobby lady stared at the monster truck for a few more moments before she turned her nose skyward and
strutted towards the hotel lobby with her long haired collie following behind her.

Nick Ridicule
I fucking hate rich ass holes

Nick revved the engine a few times. The snobby rich lady turned around…just in time to see Nick honk the horn and set her limo on fire! We all stuck our fingers out of the window.

Nick slammed his foot on the gas and ran the lady’s limo over. When the monster truck was just on top of the limo,
Corey stuck his head out of the bed of the truck.

Corey Casey then threw a red shell at the lady’s dog. The shell nails the lady’s dog square in the face and the dog crumpled to the ground

Corey Casey
RED SHELL FTW!

Nick finished running the lady’s limo over and then pulled off into the Toronto streets. Cyrus’ mansion wasn’t too far away from the hotel.
　
Nick Ridicule
We’re almost out of gas. I better pull over.

Nick went into the gas station, and got out of the car. After about 5 minutes he came back, holding a few bottles of gasoline.

KID
What the fuck are they for?!

Nick Ridicule
Fuck having a party in Canada, let’s burn the Cyrus mansion to ashes!

Jason Hawk
Awesome!

After about five minutes we arrived at the mansion. It was just as big as all the other mansions he owned.

Ryan
How are we going to get in?

Nick Ridicule
You guys get out, I’ll show you.

We all got out of the car. Corey walked up to me with the KIDcam and handed it to me.

Corey Casey
There‘s some awesome shit on that.

Nick started to rev up the monster truck. Suddenly, he burst off, picking up speed by the second before smashing into the mansion, creating a huge hole in the front. Nick wound the window down.

Nick Ridicule
That’s how we’re getting in!

Nick hopped out of the car.

Nick Ridicule
KID, Jason, Ryan you guys go upstairs.

Nick handed up two huge, full bottles of gasoline.

Nick Ridicule
Smother the hole place with this stuff. Corey and I will do down stairs.

Jason, Ryan and I all went upstairs. I gave Jason one of the bottles, and I gave Ryan the KID cam. With one of the bottles, I walked into the bathroom. I smother it over the walls, and then left the door open. I had a trail of gasoline going along the hallway of the upstairs area, so that the fire would spread fast. I then did the same to one of the bedrooms. I then trickled some on each step, before going back down stairs to meet the guys.

Nick Ridicule
Who’s got a lighter?

I pulled out my lighter from the weed we were smoking before.

Corey Casey
I got dibs setting it alight!

I passed the lighter to Corey, he and we all stepped outside of the house.

Corey Casey
So it was written…. So it shall come to pass…

Corey threw the lighter in through the huge hole the truck made. And after about 5 seconds, there was an explosion of fire. It spread extremely quickly throughout the house, and we all sat and watched.

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KID
Fuck Yeah! City of Evil! Australian vs. Australian vs. Faroe Islander!

This week I get a chance to take on the Junior Heavyweight Champion, Rising Star Champion, and as I mentioned, fellow Aussie-TJ Tilli, and also a fellow member of the Dark Knights.

You know TJ, you sort of remind me of myself, in my earlier years. I had won a major championship for a short period of time like yourself, and was No Limit Champion, as well as holding the Championship Briefcase. However, soon after that, I became World Heavyweight Champion, and had the second-longest reign with the title in the history of NLWF.

I would be lying if I didn’t say that I couldn’t see that in you TJ.

You beat Jason Hawk, won the Rising Star Championship, and then retained it against Gunther and Matt Biggars all in the past three weeks.

But for me, well, last week I returned to fight Nick Ridicule in the main event, for the World Heavyweight and Undisputed titles.

Tough break

Yeah I lost, but I’m not gonna pull a Jason Hawk and lose all of my determination and passion for this business. Wrestling is what I do, it’s who I am. I tried to walk away from it, but I had to come back. Without the NLWF, I am not the Notorious K.I.D...I live for the moment when I look down at the crowd and see them going crazy for their favourite high flyer. I live for the moment when I get to hold the championship over my head.

Which is why this week at City of Evil, when I walk into that ring against you, TJ, I want you to expect nothing less than a hundred percent from me.

I want you to expect the high flying, energetic KID that I know people love. How do I know that? Because I’ve see it on the fans faces. I saw it at Dangerous by Design, when I made Corey Casey SHUT THE FUCK UP! And at War Games, when I defeated Brenton Cyrus, against all odds, to defend the World Heavyweight Championship.

I want to become as good as I was! I want to show that I still have the ability to make people say ‘one day I wanna wrestle like KID!’

Anyway, the NLWF is in a stage of a battle between Bad Company and The Dark Knights, which will end at City of Evil. Nick is taking upon himself to fight Bad Company in a five on one match inside the God’s Playground.

I think that Nick can pull it off.

And I think I can pull off my first win since coming back.

Jason, I’m still trying to figure out how you lost to TJ, when I left, you were one of the best in the company, and when I came back, I couldn’t believe that you lost to someone that had a few lucky matches to get himself a few championships.

As I said I’m going to try my best to bring back the old KID at City of Evil, and I want to see the old Jason Hawk. The two of us, the best high flyers NLWF ever saw. The two of us to kick TJ’s ass, and then fight it out for the Rising Star Championship.
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