All I Ever Wanted

by TJ Tilli June 26th 2010, 6:19 am

Hell…I almost blacked out. Seeing one of your mates and your little sister engaging in oral sex is enough to make you puke. I pulled Ashlii close by my side and blasted out of Hawk’s house. We each got in a side of my metallic blue Subaru Impreza. You could hear a pin drop a mile away, the sound in the car…nothing. Fuming, I started up the car and pulled out of the driveway, and then raced away, pulling onto the San Diego Freeway. I was faced straight on the road ahead and smoke was almost coming out of my ears. My eyes lapsed in concentration as I tried to erase the shocking image from my mind.

Ashlii | The Little Sister
Holy shit! Look out!

SCREECH! CRASH!

Wrecked blue debris flew all over the highway, as a broken and battered black van with tinted windows sped off out of sight

TJ Tilli | The Australian Assailant
Fuck! Are you alright Ash?

Ashlii | The Little Sister
Yeah, I’m fine…just a few cuts and bruises…

I didn’t know what she was thinking, but her face was screwed up…like she wanted to tell me something. Something personal. I felt something dripping down the side of my face, I touched it…cold red blood.

TJ Tilli | The Australian Assailant
How bad is it?

Ashlii | The Little Sister
Shit, um, well…

Ashlii pulls a mirror out of her purse and holds it so I can see my face.

TJ Tilli | The Australian Assailant
Fuck…that’s bad

Ashlii | The Little Sister
God, calm down, okay? I’ll get you fixed up. Let’s just…call someone?

TJ Tilli | The Australian Assailant
Yeah, Steel…call Matty

Ashlii picks up her phone, and punches in the numbers. The seconds it takes for Matt to pick up seems like forever.

MC Steel | The Straight Edge Saviour
Hey Ash, what’s up?

Ashlii | The Little Sister
Oh my god Matt, you have to come quick!

MC Steel | The Straight Edge Saviour
What? Where?

Ashlii | The Little Sister
San Diego Freeway… Come quick, there’s been an accident…

Ashlii starts to sob uncontrollably, and I try and comfort her…but then I remember what had happened, not even 15 minutes before that.

MC Steel | The Straight Edge Saviour
I can’t…I’m not even in that state…call an ambulance. Is TJ alright?

Ashlii | The Little Sister
He’s fine…I think…I don’t know what’s happening…

Those were the last words I remembered hearing before I fell unconscious in the seat…

What the fuck happened?

Ashlii.
I have always had this sexy dream about being with you.

Why? What would bring him to do this to me.

Jason Hawk
You are good.

That’s not something you want to hear.

Ashlii.
Thanks.

Fuck.

Jason Hawk.
She.. uhmm.. ohh.. She totally came onto me! I just accepted the offer! And made her wish come true!

What bullshit…or maybe it was true. I could never forgive him…

My eyes mustily eyes open and in front of me, I see the body of a familiar person. A person who I really didn’t want to see.

Ashlii | The Little Sister
TJ! You’re awake

TJ Tilli | The Australian Assailant
…I don’t believe you would do that. Get out of my sight. You disgust me

Ashlii burst into tears and ran out of the room. I noticed she left her phone on the table next to me, I picked it up and scrolled through the numbers…Jason Hawk…wow, he gave her his phone number? What an asshole…I might give him a piece of my mind. I punched in the numbers on the keypad, and then hit the green ring button.

…Ring…
…Ring…
…Ring…

Jason Hawk | The Future is Now
You are talking to the one and only Jason Hawk, the best high flyer in the world. And yes this is truly me. Who the hell is this?

TJ Tilli | The Australian Assailant
I’m pretty sure you know who the fuck you’re talking to, you little juvie-hunting prick

Jason Hawk| The Future Is Now
Sorry if I pissed you off sometime in my life. But I don't know you, and I tend to piss off people from time to time, so would mind telling me your fantastic story about when you met me?

TJ Tilli | The Australian Assailant
No, I fucking wouldn’t. JHawk. You received oral sex from my little sister. What the fuck were you thinking?

Jason Hawk | The Future Is Now
Oh. Hey TJ! How is it going?

TJ Tilli | The Australian Assailant
Oh not bad you know, having these weird dreams about Ash giving you head…oh wait, that was true. Mind to tell me how that happened?

Jason Hawk | The Future Is Now
Hey! It isn't my fault that she had a dream about being with me. I just made her dream come true. What is wrong with that?

TJ Tilli | The Australian Assailant
So you’re saying that if my wife had a dream about you, you’d fuck her too?

Jason Hawk | The Future Is Now
Uh.. hmm .. Maybe?

TJ Tilli | The Australian Assailant
I thought you’d be just a little bit smarter than that…wrong answer

Jason Hawk | The Future Is Now
I thought you were good enough to beat Apollos.. wrong answer! OWNED!!!!

TJ Tilli | The Australian Assailant
You do realise you’re a complete asshole and Ridicule’s gonna fuck you up

Jason Hawk | The Future Is Now
At least I can beat Apollos

TJ Tilli | The Australian Assailant
At least Chuck Matthews didn’t fuck my girlfriend

Jason Hawk | The Future Is Now
At least your sister gave me a good blow job as comfort!

TJ Tilli | The Australian Assailant
Wow. A little bitch gave you a blow job? Well done Mr. Hawk, at least I have a stable relationship

Jason Hawk | The Future Is Now
Dude? You just called your sister a bitch. Not cool man

TJ Tilli | The Australian Assailant
Stating a fact. If I had the strength to come over there, I would, and I would rip your arms off thread by thread. But no, I’m tied to a fucking hospital bed!

Jason Hawk | The Future Is Now
Dude, what happened to you?

TJ Tilli | The Australian Assailant
Well, you’re little scene with my sister was stuck in my head, and then a car came and hit me. Fortunately, Ashlii’s mouth is fine…so she can still give you head, because I know you like that. Don’t you Jason?

Jason Hawk | The Future Is Now
Hey! She totally came onto me! It is not my fault. Be mad at her!

TJ Tilli | The Australian Assailant
You don’t think I already have? I’m pretty sure she didn’t come on to you man, she has a boyfriend. Come on man, tell the truth

Jason Hawk | The Future Is Now
She is worse than Alison! And she still totally came onto me!

TJ Tilli | The Australian Assailant
You think I care if she’s worse than Alison? Alison Williams is a…she’s…well, she’s Alison Williams. Basically you in a female version

Jason Hawk | The Future Is Now
Have you ever met Chuck?

Just as those last words left his lips, the line cut. Damn signals. I’ll have to get him next time. Just gotta get out of these clothes…and more importantly get the hell out of here.

~~2 hours later~~

TJ Tilli | The Australian Assailant
Dude, that’s just a bit weird. I don’t even want to hear that

Leon Lonewolf | The Honorable Demon
Oh by the way, we have a match this week

TJ Tilli | The Australian Assailant
Another shot at the tag titles?

Leon Lonewolf | The Honorable Demon
Nope, you finally got your Rated [R] Title Match

TJ Tilli | The Australian Assailant
Yes! …wait, you said we…

Leon Lonewolf | The Honorable Demon
Take a look at this…bro

Leon holds out a sheet of paper for me to see.

All I Ever Wanted SimpleSurvival2

TJ Tilli | The Australian Assailant
Wait, where’s your signature computer?

Leon Lonewolf | The Honorable Demon
…If you must know, I broke it…doing…things…

TJ Tilli | The Australian Assailant
Oh…

I look down at the sheet paper, and I’m shocked as I see what’s written on it.

Rated R Championship
All I Ever Wanted ChampionshipMatch

◄◄◄ Ryan Apollos ►►►vs◄◄◄ TJ Tilli ►►►vs◄◄◄ Steven Angel ►►►vs◄◄◄ Leon Lonewolf ►►►

TJ Tilli | The Australian Assailant
What the fuck? Apollos, Steven Angel and you? What happened to me being the sole #1 contender?

Leon Lonewolf | The Honorable Demon
Don’t know, but now you’ve got to deal with me. The Honorable Demon

Leon poses in a rock salute symbol…What the hell is he doing?

TJ Tilli | The Australian Assailant
What the hell are you doing?

Leon Lonewolf | The Honorable Demon
You know, practising for when I win the title

TJ Tilli | The Australian Assailant
Sure…it’ll be me walking out of Simple Survival with the title Leon…just you remember that

The door creaks open and my little sister, Ashlii, walks in, tears strewn down her face.

Leon Lonewolf | The Honorable Demon
I’ll be off then TJ…see you there. Better be ready

Leon winks at me then walks towards the door, he goes for his signature high-five with Ashlii, but she turns away and keeps walking straight towards me. Leon finishes walking out the door, and then Ashlii turns to me…

Ashlii | The Little Sister
I’m sorry

TJ Tilli | The Australian Assailant
For what? Everybody makes mistakes…everybody has those days…I’m sure he came on to you

Ashlii | The Little Sister
That’s…not entirely true TJ…I mean, it’s Jason Hawk…

TJ Tilli | The Australian Assailant
Well, I guess we’ll have to put this behind us, and start a new brother/sister relationship

Ashlii | The Little Sister
You’d do that…for me?

TJ Tilli | The Australian Assailant
Hey, anything for family

Ashlii jumps up and hugs me, and for the first time in a while…something actually feels right

…all I ever wanted…was to see you smiling…

The Match

I won my first match in the NLWF…the fastest anyone’s ever won a match. A record time when I overran Louie Lobster. The Hawk Cup…a big loss…the one that got away…Leon…we meet again here at Simple Survival. We’ve tag teamed together, we’re the best of mates…but here…we’re enemies. Both fighting for the single goal. The goal to walk out of The Liberation Colosseum holding the Rated [R] Championship high above our head in victory, knowing that we are one step close to holding the holy grail of this company. My third title match here in the NLWF…will be the one that I win. Being so close at One World Nation only to have Death Angel surprise me out of nowhere, and retain his title. Last week, with Leon Lonewolf…Crude Ambiguity ran over the top of us…not to mention Steven Angel and Ryan Apollos as well. I’ve been through it all in this business, and on June 28 in Salvation City…I will walk out victorious. Ryan, Hawky, RHawk, Apollos…whatever you want to be called…this is our fourth meeting. This time, I will win. Third time lucky as they say…it will be fourth time lucky against you…and third time lucky for when I hold up your…well, my…Rated [R] Championship. Steven Angel, you are a coward. And that’s the best way I can put it. Sticking up for your friend…Corey Casey. Coming out and attacking my mate Leon like that…pure cowardice…Steven Angel…you’re the last of my concerns…The Slayer and The Honorable Demon however…you all better get ready because I’m the Australian Assailant…and I’m coming to get you