The Upset of the Year

by Barry Hall May 2nd 2010, 7:16 am

Barry: ‘This week is the best chance I’ve had at being
a champion in the NLWF. I know last week, I almost won.
But this week, is my first one on one match or a
championship! So I’m going to take this match by
the balls, and fuck up KID!’

Frankie: ‘That’s cool!’

“I grabbed out a Dolphin Energy Drink from the fridge,
and opened it. I sculled the whole thing, and then
slammed it across my head.”

Barry: ‘YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!’

“I threw the can to the floor.”

Barry: ‘Servant! Clean that up please!’

“Matthew Whale walked into the room, and picked
up the can, before putting it into the bin.”

Barry: ‘Good boy!’

---------------- The Match ----------------

KID, This week. I'm going to pull off an amazing upset.
You were able to upset Brenton Cyrus twice in a row,
so why can't I upset you?

I'm going to put an end to you 130+ day reign. And I'm
finally going to be a champion in the No Limit Wrestling
Federation!

I know you'll still be a bit off touch from your injury,
so I'm going to make the most of it. I'm going to
crush your ankle, and I'm going to take your championship.

It sounds so easy. I don't know why you still have this
championship KID. Corey should have taken it from you at
Dangerous By Design!

I'm going to take you out KID. I don't care about your past
with the World War Tour, I'm becoming the World Heavyweight
Champion!