A Trip to Milwaukee

by **The Notorious K.I.D** January 24th 2010, 10:44 pm

-10 seconds earlier-

KID was having the one of the best days of his life, and nothing could wreck it, absolutely nothing! He opened the door to go in.

KID
Robin?

-Now-

KID stood at the door, looking over Robin and Brook. Why the fuck was he back?

Robin
Oh... It’s KID!

KID
Yeah well, this kind of is my hotel room!

Brook
KID, I’m sorry, I should have told you Robin was coming over!

Before KID could reply, the bathroom door swung open, and Louis walked out. KID froze. Was this a dream, or real life? KID pinched himself to see if it was real!

Louis
KID! We’ve been waiting here for hours! So glad you got home ok!

‘What the hell?’ Thought KID, Louis being nice? Something was wrong! KID pulled up a chair, and sat at the table with them.

KID
What are you guys doing here?

Brook
Well KID, Louis and Robin have an amazing offer for us. Tell KID guys.

Louis
Well, Robin and I feel bad for all the stuff we have put you through KID. So we thought we would make it up to you!

KID liked where this was going, he signalled for them to continue.

Robin
Well, we also heard about you being kicked out of the dancing group or whatever you were in.

KID laughed at Robin, then corrected him!

KID
Jumping group?!

Robin
Joking!

KID
Ha ha... So, what about it?

Robin
We thought it would be good if you had a jumping group back in your life!

KID wasn’t sure where they were getting, but was it really outstanding that there’s something wrong?

Louis
So, what we did, was, we bought Parkour...

KID
What the fuck man?!

Louis
We brought it to America, for you, to show how sorry we are!

KID
But what about all the people in Sydney, Parkour is their lives!

Louis
Yeah, but with the money we paid them, now their rich!

‘Fair enough’ thought KID. But why are they suddenly nice to him?

KID
Well, thank you?

Robin
Oh KID, that is not all!

KID
What do you mean?

Louis
We bought a mansion, here in Los Angeles, and, well. We heard about your house burning down, and I thought you two could live with us.

KID
Holy shit! That is very, very generous, but why?

Robin
We needed to pay you and Brook back!

Brook
Yeah KID, Robin bought me another engagement ring, isn’t it beautiful!

Brook showed KID the ring. It was massive, and must’ve been expensive.

KID
What about the ring I bought you, do you know how expensive that was?

Robin laughed, and KID was confused, he whispered in KID’s ear.

Robin
All girls want it a massive Diamond ring, and I guess the one I gave was bigger!

KID was a bit angry now!

KID
Well, I think you should give it back Brook.

Brook
KID, No! The ring doesn’t matter, all that matters is that we’re getting engaged!

They were waiting for a while, in silence. KID couldn’t believe it! Something was happening, they must want something!

Louis
Well, what are we waiting for? Let’s get your stuff, and move in!

KID and Brook went into the room, and packed their bags. It was good to get out of this place, but there was still something suspicious about the two guys. KID kept thinking that, but really, he just didn’t want to face it that they were being generous. KID needed to take that! Louis used to be his best friend, so He needed to forgive him! KID and Brook put their bags in the car, and Louis began to drive to the mansion. He told KID that it was even closer to the Showtime Arena, so it was looking even better!

Louis pulled out the front of it, there was a semi circle drive way, and the house was massive! Brook was so excited, when they got out of the car; she was practically jumping up and down! She ran straight inside when Robin opened the door, and KID and Louis were left to take the bags. There was one bag for KID, and 3 bags for Brooklyn! KID went in, and had a good look around the house. It was amazing! Probably almost as amazing as Brenton Cyrus’ mansion! He and Louis dropped the bags in the room, and KID was about to walk out before Louis stopped him.

Louis
There was one last gift I wanted to give you KID!

KID stopped, and turned. Louis opened the cupboard and pulled out a video camera! It was amazing, one of the new types!

Louis
This is for you, to keep up with KIDcam! You lost it with the house didn’t you?

KID was speechless, Louis must’ve changed!

KID
Yes, I did! Thank you so much!

Louis
Anything for a mate! I hope you can forgive me man!

KID
Yeah, I can! Can’t hold grudges forever!

The two of them shared a laugh, and then Louis began to speak again.

Louis
I think we should do the first episode with this new camera now!

KID
What would we do?

They both thought for a minute, before Louis had an idea!

Louis
Well, it’s pretty funny when you go to Apollos’ house!

KID
I know! It’s so fun doing it!

Louis
Well, I thought, for some quality time together, to catch back up, we should go to Milwaukee!

KID thought about it for a second. He remembered how fun the World War Tour was! And KID hadn’t done anything excited in weeks! This would be the perfect chance to get his act together. But there was one problem, money!

KID
That would be great man, but I just haven’t got the money!

Louis
KID! It’s on me!

KID
Really man? It’s a fair bit to fly to Milwaukee!

Louis
Dude, you must be really poor.

That hurt. But KID smiled.

KID
Ha ha, Joking?

Louis laughed, and they both stood up.

KID
So when should we go? Tomorrow?

Louis
For sure! But... that’s not all KID. You have to do something for me!

That got KID wondering. What would it be?

Louis
You need to join the Parkour group!

KID hardly even had to think about it! Straight away he answered.

KID
FUCK YEAH!

Louis laughed as the two of them made their way back downstairs. Brook was looking around, still. It was like she was in a dream!

KID
You just about done looking yet?

It took a while, but Brook finally answered.

Brook
Haven’t been upstairs yet.

KID rolled his eyes. They spent the night at the house, they had tea there, and KID and Brook spent their first quiet night sleep in days! When KID woke up, he wasn’t sore, he wasn’t aching. It was perfect! When he got up, it felt weird that the bed was so high up. Mostly because the beds at that hotel were an inch off the floor! KID went into the bathroom, and looked into the mirror. He looked better. Who knew a good night’s sleep could do so much! KID and Brook went down stairs, only to see Louis and Robin already down eating breakfast!

Robin
Did you have a nice sleep Brooklyn?

Brook
Yeah I did thank you!

KID [Softly]
Yeah. Me to, thanks for asking.

As KID said that, Brook softly elbowed KID to the gut.

KID
Good morning then!

Louis
Oh, you’re up! I hope you are ready for a fun day Kiddo!

Kiddo, it was just like the old times! KID and Brook pulled up a chair, and ate breakfast. Before long, it was time for Louis and KID to catch their flight. They said their goodbyes, and got into Louis’ car! Louis drove them to the Los Angeles Airport, and they awaited the first flight to Milwaukee.

KID
So, you’ve seen KID cam before?

Louis
Yeah, plenty of times!

KID
That’s good! It’s been so long since I’ve done something fun in my life though!

Louis
Cheer up man, we’re gonna have a lot of fun!

As Louis said that, the loud speaker said that their flight was boarding. KID and Louis showed the lady their tickets, and went toward the plane. It wasn’t the biggest plane, as it was only a domestic flight, but the seats were comfortable! They began talking for a while, and slowly got onto the subject of World War Tour.

Louis
The last week would’ve had to of been the best!

KID
Yeah, they were all great!

Louis
But you making that Lilian chick forfeit for James Shark was awesome!

KID
I always thought that was his sister...

Louis
Well, the other one... Latoya or something

KID
Yeah and then after the tour...

There was silence for a few moments, but Louis finally brought himself to speak.

Louis
I stayed in Rome, and fucked many Italian prostitutes.

KID didn’t say anything for a while, trying not to laugh, in case he was serious.

Louis
Just joking!

KID laughed finally, and started to speak again.

KID
So, where did you go?

Louis
I went back to Detroit. I stayed with my parents. And many things from my schooling life in Detroit came back to me. I was bullied at school. Pretty severely. I couldn’t go a step into the School yard, without someone pulling down my pants, or pushing me over. I couldn’t stand it. So when I moved back, all those thoughts came back tom my head, I had to destroy everyone who harmed me!

KID
How did I harm you?

Louis
Long story...

KID
Tell me man.

Louis
Well... I got angry because... Well. You were successful. You continued your life, onto bigger things. While I was in Detroit, living with my parents, and had no life at all!

KID waited for a second.

KID
You were jealous!?

Louis
Pretty much, I was going through a hard time! But I’m sorry for all of the trouble I caused you!

KID
No worries man. That’s all I needed to hear!

And there, it felt normal for KID. Louis was back. His old best friend, back to normal. He was having a great time! Before they could start to speak again, Louis’ phone rang.

Louis
It’s Robin, I gotta take this!

KID
No problem man!

Louis went into the bathroom, and took the call. All that stuff about Louis’ school life made KID think about his. He remembered his first day at School in Australia. He was on the play ground, playing with his new mates! KID was up playing on the monkey bars for a bit, and looked around. His friends had gone! His first experience at School was a bad one! It wasn’t very bad, but when you’re 4 years old, it’s not the greatest thing to be left alone hanging on the monkey bars! His schooling experience turned out to be a good one! Sadly for Louis, he didn’t get to see how fun School can get! A few moments later Louis came back with his phone in hand.

KID
What was that about?

Louis
Oh, he’s trying to set some things up for Parkour. I think we should stay another night, I mean. We're having fun already, why wreck it. Anyway, it'll be great to do even more catching up!

KID
I dunno man. What does Brook think?

Louis
She thought of the idea!

KID
Ok then!

About an hour later, and an hour of sleep! They landed in Milwaukee. KID and Louis got off of the plane, and made their way inside the airport. They picked up their bags, and went outside to catch a taxi! A taxi finally pulled up, and let them in.

KID
Can you take us here?

KID showed the man Ryan’s address on the piece of paper.

Cab Driver
Yes I should be able to get you there!

KID
Great!

The cab driver took us to the other side of Milwaukee, where Ryan’s house was. Louis and KID got out of the car.

KID
Thanks for that mate!

Louis handed the man a 20 dollar note, and they walked across the street near Apollos house. They were about to get over the road, before another taxi came out in front of them. A few bums got uot, and gave them the cash!

KID
Is that the guys from Los Angeles?

One of the bums turned, and looked at KID, shocked!

KID
Why did you take so long to get here?

Hobo
We didn’t have enough money for the cab...

KID
Don’t worry about this, he isn’t home. Go and wait til you see a car pull up or something!

The bum’s looked disappointed, and walked away with their heads down. KID laughed, as Louis and KID made their way toward the house. They had Spray Paint, the camera, and a few other things to get in!

KID
I think it would be so awesome if we spray painted the roof!

Louis
So planes see it and stuff?

KID
Yeah!

The garage was closed. KID went to open it, but it was locked. Instead, they just went to one of the windows, and smashed it in with the hammer! It would’ve made a fair bit of noise, but they didn’t mind! Louis and KID crawled through the broken window, and ended up in the kitchen. They looked around the place. It was looking good, and the lounge room was back to how it was before the party! The camera was rolling, and KID got out the spray can!

KID was about to spray a massive penis over the wall, before Louis stopped him!

Louis
Wait, I heard something upstairs!

KID
What is it?

Louis
I THINK IT'S A GHOST!!!!

KID laughed, he made his way upstairs to see what it was. He opened up Ryan’s bedroom door to see what it was!

KID stood still, speechless. It was the worst sight of his life! It was Ryan thrusting his cock inside of Jesi! Louis came up behind KID.

Louis
Now that’s the good stuff!

Louis went in holding the camera, while KID was trying to keep his breakfast down!

KID
People don’t want to see that!!!

Louis crept into the room, and got a better angle; KID ran downstairs to the sink and threw up inside of it. He had to go back upstairs and stop Louis from rolling the film! KID slowly went upstairs, thinking better thoughts, to get Ryan’s pasty white ass away! KID had a look where Louis was, he way about a metre away from them, but they were making so much noise they couldn’t tell! Jesi was rubbing his penis, as he shot into her face!

KID
Eww... Gross!!

KID said that a bit loud, and Ryan turned around.

Ryan
KID?

KID
We.. were.. just stopping by.

Ryan quickly put some pants on, and Jesi ran out of the room.

KID
Nice pick-up, where did you find her, the corner of the strip club?

KID was trying to be mean, but Ryan being Straightedge, but having sex, was too hard to be mean to!

KID
Oh yeah, a bird hit the window before... and it smashed.

Ryan laughed a little.

Ryan
Then how did you get in KID?

KID
Front door... was open.

Ryan
Well that’s strange!

KID
Yeah... well... we better get going then!

KID was about to walk out of the door before Ryan stopped him!

Ryan
I wanted to Apologize.

KID turned around, it was like when he apologized to Brenton!

KID
Why?

Ryan
For all the shit I said.

KID
Yeah well I’m sorry. For pissing in your fridge, defacing your portraits, breaking into both your houses, putting a bear in your house, having a party here, cuming on your bed, leaving a drunk psycho in here, stealing your Golden Crown Championship, then smashing it, and shitting on it, shitting on your bed, beating you 4 times, and all the shit I said.

Ryan
That’s ok!

Louis
Thanks for the experience Ryan!

Ryan
Who the fuck are you!?

KID
Don’t worry, just a mate.

Ryan
He was asking for it!

KID
Yeah, get him later man!

And then, KID received a sudden phone call!

[Ahhhh-hahhhh (YEAH YEAH YEAH..)
Yeahh-ahhhhh (UHH UHH UHH..)
Ahhhh-hahhhh (C'MON C'MON C'MON C'MON)
Yeahh-ahhhhh]

Brenton Cyrus
KID, It’s Brenton

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KID
Well, here it is. Undisputed Elimination! I’m so excited about this. I’m so determined to retain my World Heavyweight Championship, and I know you two will be with your Championships! Jason, I know you’re in the best form of your career, your January, is like my August! I lost one match Jason, 1 match! And that match, was in a triple threat, where I wasn’t even pinned! And do you know who it was I lost to?

Nick Ridicule. That month of August, was my hardest month! I over came all the odds. I went from a mid-card wrestler, to a Main Eventer. I had to face Aaron O’Shea, do you know what happened, I beat him! It wasn’t the best win, as he was disqualified. But it was my first chance for a championship! I was shattered, I thought it was the end of the world.

But with the likes of Brenton Cyrus, Nick Ridicule, and Shadow Demon, all around me, I went on the next week, for a chance to win the NLWF Championship! I won Jason, I beat Chuck Matthews. But once again, it happened. I was stupid, I injured him! I targeted his injured knee, and he couldn’t go on for the rest of the match!

And there I was. Should’ve been a double champion. But the odds hadn’t gone my way! Anyone would of thought, I was over. Everyone would of thought it wrecked me. But it didn’t! It thrived me to get better! I didn’t care, I trained harder, I pushed myself harder than I already had! And the next week, Nick Ridicule rewarded me The Rated [R] Championship! Do you know how awesome that was Jason? My first championship! I know it was rewarded to me. But I deserved it! I had beaten Aaron O’Shea, and Chuck Matthews in the recent weeks!

Then the week after, I had to retain! Against the man, who owned me every time I had faced him before that! James Shark. The odds, were heavily stacked against me! Everyone thought my reign was over within 7 days. But do you want to know something Jason?

I beat him.

Nick, you played a big part in that month as well. It was you, that came out to the ring when I was facing Aaron, and disqualified him. It was you that cost me that championship. And for that.

I thank you.

If that had never happened, who would know where I would be? Probably at a call center ringing up people asking them if they want to buy a phone! Instead, you introduced me to Salvation! Where I became even stronger! I slowly became unstoppable! And then in Johannesburg, you owned Aaron O’Shea, and handed me, the Rated [R] Championship!

That there, is what I believe was the best KID. That is where Jason is at right now, or just getting there. That was the unstoppable KID!

Why would you want him back?

I don’t know why you want the unstoppable KID back, but guess what?

Your gonna get it!