A christmass trip back home.

by JHawk December 27th 2009, 11:14 pm

Home sweet home they say. Yeah that is true. It is a long time since i been back home. So was excited like a little child when i found out that i didn't have to work anything for NLWF at christmass. And since it is a long time since i have been back home. I was sitting in my living room in my house in San Diego. I decided to call my mom to tell her that i am coming home for christmass. I picked up my phone and dialed the number and the phone started to ring.

Jason Hawk.
This is going to be one expensive phonecall.

I waited for someone to answer the phone.

???
Hello.

Jason Hawk
Hey mom. It is Jason.

Mom.
Who?

Jason Hawk.
It is me. Your son Jason.

Mom.
I don't have a son called Jason.

Then i remembered that i never told anyone back home that i changed my ring name to Jason Hawk from the Modern Day Viking, I know. It is a bad wrestler name but I thought it was cool back when i made it up.

Jason Hawk.
I am sorry mom. It is me your son Jákup.

Mom.
Oh Jákup. It is so good to hear from you again. Why haven't called before?

Jason Hawk.
I don't know actually. But i have great news. And i would prefer if you would call me Jason.

Mom
What is it?

Jason Hawk.
I am coming home for christmass.

Mom.
Oh that is so great to hear. Your brothers will be so happy to hear that. Your father too. The whole family will be so happy. But why did you call yourself Jason?

Jason Hawk.
Because i changed my ringname to Jason Hawk. And i have got use to people calling me Jason Hawk now.

Mom.
I see. I can't wait to see you again.

Jason Hawk.
Good. Bye mom.

I hung up. Weird that i hadn't told my family that i changed my ring name. My brother was a huge god son was a huge wrestling fan. Weird that he hadn't told anyone. Anyways. I started to pack. I hate packing. Either i take way to much with me or way to little. But as i always say: Rather to much then to little. I found a stash of weed under my bed when i was packing. I picked it up and looked at it.Trying to figure out where the hell it came from.

Jason Hawk.
Maybe if i smoke a little of it i'll find out.

I have always been wondering why i think out loud like that. Anyways. So for the first time in my life i got high. It was weird. Everything was spinning around and i heard weird sounds. Then i started to think. I realized that my thoughts are so more fucked up when i aren't high. Then i remembered why i got high to begin with. So i came to the solution that KID had hid it here so Brook shouldn't find it but then he saw the stoner KID sign out the window. So he had to leave and then he forgot all about it. Then i fell to sleep. I woke up the next morning or at least i thought it was morning. It was dark outside when i fell to sleep and it was dark outside now.

Jason Hawk.
Damn i haven't slept at all. I need to sleep some more.

I went back to sleep. I didn't fell asleep because i had to go to the toilet. I got up and checked my phone to see what the time it was. It was 5 PM already. Damn! My flight was in 2 hours.

Jason Hawk.
Fuck!.

I picked up my bags and ran down to my car. My bags where pretty heavy and i didn't even know what was inside them. But i didn't have the time to check. I put the bags into the back of the car and raced off. The drive to the airport was quick. But from the airport to the plane not so much. First i used 30 minuttes just to find a parking slot. Then when i finally found it then i had to deal with a lot of paparazzis. I used to love the paparazzi when i first famous but not anymore. They were asking me all kinds of stupid questions. Such as, where are you going, why aren't you in the gym, shouldn't you be in confiment now. I felt like Alison Williams by just ignoring them all. The only time i stopped to answer one was when i was asked. ”Who did you lose your virginity to?” I stopped and looked at him.

Jason Hawk.
What the fuck?

I just starred at him for awhile. I could see on his face that he started to feel bad for asking it. Then i noticed that my flight was boarding. So i ran off and got on my plane. The flight wasn't anything special. You know just the usuall bull shit. I think i got the worst sit anyone had ever had on a plane. A kicking child behind, its angry mom beside it and a gum smacker on the other side of the child. Next to me was a man, who it was impossible for falling asleep without leaning on me. On my other side a man with a over active bladder. In front of me was a man who was so fat that he had to lean his sit back on my lap so his he could fit in. On his right side a snore monster and on his other side a super hot chick that i would have loved to have sitting besides me. Fuck my life.

Finally we arrived in the Faroe Islands. And to my ”big supprise” it was raining.

Jason Hawk.
Just as i remember it. God it is great to be back home.

I went to get my bags and i found my dad's car. I put my bags in the back of the car and got in the car.

Jason Hawk.
Long time no see, dad.

My dad wasn't in the car. I got out of the car and back into airport café. Of course my dad was in there arguing with someone behind the desk.

Dad.
What do you mean with that i can't get a new one. There is a hole in this one.

I walked up to him and said.

Jason Hawk.
It is just a hot dog dad. Who cares?

Dad.
I care son. There is a hole in this one and i have dressing all over my hand because of it. And i am not going to call you Jason. If you won't be called Jákup then i will call you son.

Jason Hawk.
Fine dad. Lets go dad. I want to get home and see everyone again.

Dad.
Not before i get another hot dog.

Jason Hawk.
Fine i'll pay for it then.

Dad.
No i want it for free.

Jason Hawk.
You are getting it for free. I am paying for it right?

Dad.
Ok then lets go. Good to see you again son.

We got back into the car and drove off. We just chatted a little on how life was and all that.

Dad.
So son. How are things in NAW?

Jason Hawk.
I am not in NAW anymore dad.

Dad.
What?! Did they fire you?

Jason Hawk.
No. NAW shut down. But it was a good thing. Because now i am in NLWF. Which is a lot better then NAW. I am no. 1 contender for the NLWF championship.

Dad.
Sounds intresting. Do you think you will win it?

Jason Hawk.
To be perfectly honest. No. But that is not my goal. My goal is to earn my opponents respect.

Dad.
Why?

Jason Hawk.
Long story.

Dad.
We aren't home before another 40 minuttes. And we don't really have anything else to talk about.

Then i told my dad all about my feud with Nick. And i told him about Hawk Talk. I actually told him about everything i had experinced in NLWF. When we finally got back home i went straight to bed. I woke up the next morning not knowing were i was. But then i remembered that i was back home. I went upstairs to get some breakfest. My dad had already gone to work so it was only my mom and my youngest brother. To my suprise my youngest brother didn't reconize.

Henry.
Mom, who is that?

Jason Hawk.
You don't reconize me?

Henry.
Jákup?

Jason Hawk.
Please call me Jason.

A wide smile grew all over his face. It been so long since he had seen his beloved brother. It was great seeing him again. I have been his rolemodel since he was 7. I wanted to hang out with him for today. I sat down with the table and got some breakfest. After breakfest i went into Henry's room to see what he was up to. He reminded me of myself when i was 15. Messy room and loud music.

Jason Hawk.
So Henry. What have you been up too as of late. And with that i mean since i left to become a major wrestler which i am now.

Henry.
Not much. Love problems, starting on drinking, puberty. You know the usuall teenage stuff.

Jason Hawk.
So what is your plan for the rest of the day?

Henry.
Don't know. Whatever comes up.

Jason Hawk.
There is a NLWF house show today. And i am allowed to be there and do whatever i want. Want to come along.

Henry.
Yeah. I don't have anything better to do.

Jason Hawk.
Get in the car.

We drove off and when we arrived, we went inside. We sat at the front row. Weird that no NLWF staff members noticed that i was there. It was a good show. There were no NLWF wrestlers just the biggest stars from ASWA and some SW wrestlers. The highlight of the show was the triple threat between Marcos Gonzales, yeah he actually was in a good match, Darius Wraith and Facekid. Facekid won the match after, amazingly putting Darius Wraith through the announce table, before hitting Marcos Gonzales with a picture perfect frog splash. The match was the main event of the evening.

Jason Hawk
Want to see something cool

Henry.
Sure.

I went backstage and put on some wrestling clothes. I couldn't find any of mine so i was wearing a mix of clothes from Steven Angel, Shadow Demon and Corey Casey. I then waited for my theme song to start playing. It did and i walked out to the stage and did my usuall thing with the fireworks and all that. I then entered the ring. All the faroese fans cheered and yelled ”Welcome home” in faroese. So i waited for a little while before i began to speak.

Jason Hawk.
Thank you everyone. It is fucking great to be back home. So Facekid. Impressive victory. You just beat the man i have just beaten for my ASWA title. So because we are in the holiday season and i am in a good mood. I name you the number 1 contender for the ASWA title. And the match will be right here, right now.

All the fans cheered as Facekid got a smile on his face. He charged at me right away. But i ducked his clothesline attempted. I then conected the Wings of Time on him and went for the pin. On the count of 2 i pulled him up. I wanted to give my hometown fans a show. So i put him on the top rope and hit him with a pelé kick to knock him out. Then i climbed to the tope rope and sit him up for the Top of the Mountain. I pointed at the announce Table which wasn't broken. Then i noticed Darius and Marcos still being out cold. I jumped down and millitary pressed Marcos out of the ring. Then i rolled him on the announce table. Then i rolled Darius on the announcetable and laid them in a 69 position just to give the fans a good laugh. So i went back to the ring and climbed the rop rope. I set Facekid up for the Top of the Mountain. But then i got an idea. I signaled to Henry to come into the ring. Then i said to him.

Jason Hawk.
When i jump you do a 450 springboard splash onto those losers on the table.

He nodded. He was a atletic guy so i knew he could do it. We both jumped. I, with my Top of the Moutain, landed on top of Darious and Marcos and he, with his 450 springboard splash, landed on top of me to add to the impact. I then rolled Facekid back into the ring and had Henry pin him. We celebrated our victory. And went backstage so i could change clothes. We got back to the car.

Jason Hawk.
So what did you think?

Henry.
It was fucking awesome.

Jason Hawk.
Hehe.. But i need to ask you where is Nik?

Henry.
He moved away.

Jason Hawk.
Where to?

Henry.
Just down this block.

Nik was my other brother. He had his problems with the family and all when i moved to America. So what had happend since then i don't know. We reached his house.

Henry.
He now lives here with his friends. All they do is play music and smoke pot. He doesn't want any of his family members to come visit him.

Jason Hawk.
So he has become a hippie. Don't you think that he wants to see me again?

Henry.
Problably not.

Jason Hawk
I am going in anyways. Want to come along.

Henry.
No I'll rather wait in the car.

Jason Hawk.
As you want.

I went up to the front door and rang the door bell. Some guy i have never seen before opened it.

???.
Hey Man. Who are you?

Jason Hawk.
I came to see Nik.

???.
He is in his room playing some awesome riffs on his guitar. His room is the second room to your left from the stairs.

Jason Hawk.
Thanks.

I went inside and in to the room the guy told me to.

Nik.
Sup man? The pot is over there. Smoke yourself higher then heaven.

Then he looked at me and he reconize instantly.

Nik.
JÁKUP!?!? What the fuck are you doing here. I don't want any family members here.

Jason Hawk.
Please call me Jason. Not even your brother who haven't seen in over 5 years. What happend Nik? Why did you move out?

Nik.
The same reason you moved out. I realized that at a certain point your family doesn't love you anymore. So i don't love them anymore

He sounded just like Dave Zombie there.

Jason Hawk.
That wasn't why i moved. I moved because i wanted to chase my dream. And that is not true. I still love you.. Mom still loves you, dad still loves. We all still love you. And everyone misses you.

Nik.
What do you know? You haven't been home in over 5 years.

Jason Hawk.
Henry told me. He is waiting in the car. It is the 23th. Come home at least home and celebrate christmass with everyone. The whole family will be there. Even grandma. And she is 102 years old. There is going to be lots and lots of food. All the present. I know you love things like that.

Nik.
No.

Jason Hawk.
Seriously. What happend to you? I know you are just blaming the family for something. What is it. Tell me.

Nik looked at me for a second.

Nik.
How.. How did you know.

FUTURESTIC MIND READING ABILITIES!!!!!!

Jason Hawk.
I just know stuff like that.

Nik.
You remember Velvet?

Jason Hawk.
The girlfriend you had since 2th Grade?

Nik.
Yeah her. She broke up with me because i was to focus on the music. So i tried to convince myself that it was my familyis fault for pushing me to hard to succeed. But i know that they never did. I just don't want it to be my fault that she broke up with me. Now she has a new boyfriend and i am still here.

Jason Hawk.
How long ago was that?

Nik.
3 years ago.

Jason Hawk
Then you seriously has to foget about her and come with me and Henry and suprise the entire family.

Nik.
But i don't have a present for any of them.

Jason Hawk.
Just that you are there is enough for them.

Nik started to smile.

Nik.
Ok. I'll come.

Jason Hawk.
Come. Henry is waiting in the car.

We got in the car and drove back home. Back home everyone was there. Everyone was talking about tattooes My mom hadn't told anyone that i was back home so it was a big supprise for everyone to see me. And no one was expecting Nik. So that was a even bigger suprise. Suddenly i heard someone yell.

???.
JASON HAWK!!!!!

I looked who it was. It was my 10 year old god son. He was a big wrestling fan.I walked over to him and said.

Jason Hawk.
Whats up Magnus?

Magnus.
How do you know my name?

Jason Hawk.
I am your godfather. Didn't you know that?

Magnus.
Cool. Do you have a tattoo?

Jason Hawk.
You know that i have. You watch NLWF all the time.

Magnus.
Oh yeah. You have ”Føroyar” written on your upper back. Can you show it to me.

Jason Hawk.
Sure.

Then i showed everyone my tattoo. Then there didn't happen a lot after that. I just celebrated christmass with my family for the first time in 5 years. What a great christmass it was.

The match.

Jason Hawk is in his locker room getting ready for his match against Nick Ridicule. Jason locks into the camera and says

Jason Hawk.
Well first off i want to say that. I want to accomplish something very different from the last time we met. Last time i wanted to take that belt away from you. This time i want to earn your respect. I don't expect you to respect today, and i am pretty sure you don't. I would not respect me if i was you. You absolutely no reason to do so. You made me look like a fool at last weeks Revolution. I didn't put out a good fight at all. I have attacked you from behind twice. So if you respect me today i don't understand why. So at Dangerous By Design there will be no dirty tricks up my sleeve. Only pure skills. You will meet the best Jason Hawk the world has ever seen. Fuck the time i beat up Mark Pollak and Maddox Li without that any of them got a hit in on me. Even though if i lose this match. It will be the best match i have ever fought. So on monday i want you to bring out the best Nick Ridicule the world will ever see. Better then the one who killed the Mexican Samurai. Better then the one who killed Brenton Cyrus. I know it may kill me. But if i survive. It is an acomplishment in itself. It is something Brenton Cyrus couldn't do. So if i can. It will be as good as winning the NLWF title. And if i can accomplish it there is no way that i am going from number 1 contender to a paraplegic in the blink of an eye. So you see that i don't just want to survive. I don't want to be a criple guy in a wheel chair for the rest of my life after our match. Maybe i'll break a few bones. That is ok.. Maybe i'll be out for a few weeks but there is no way that i will die or be crippled. So I can be proud of what i just did when the match is over. It will be the first thing here in NLWF i will be truly proud of. Hawk Nest a bit too. But KID won the it so not so much but still a bit. We will steal the show Nick. That is another goal of mine. We will prove once again that is not always the main event that is the best match. I will do every insane move i that crosses my mind. Everything from suplexing you into the cell wall to doing a triple shooting star press from the top cell into the ring. I will not do it to take you out Nick. I will do it to give the fans a show. Entertain them like never before. And to earn your respect. If the only way to earn your respect is by taking you out and beat you. Then that is what i will do. Earning your respect is what drives me in this one. Not getting your belt. See you in the ring.

Jason leaves his locker room. As he exits the door he says.

Jason Hawk.
Merry christmass by the way.