Rob's Review: Revolution: Destiny

by **Shadow Demon** December 16th 2009, 6:08 pm

Destiny Rising
Live from the Ground Zero Arena
Miami, Florida

NLWF North American Championship
Steven Angel [vs] Wayne Morley

Rob Langdon
The opening match saw Steven Angel defend his North American title against Wayne Morley. Anyone who thought Wayne even had a chance in this match is quite mistaken. Steven Angel went to town on him, with a viciousness I have never seen from him. Steven beat down Wayne with a combination of strikes and a belly to bell suplex, before dropping him with the American Slam. Steven then locked in the ankle lock, and seemed damn sure that he wasn’t going to let go until he broke Wayne’s ankle. Wayne tapped out, but Steven wouldn’t let go. Steven eventually let go, leaving a destroyed Wayne Morley. Steven truly showed his skill in this match, and he could be a force next year.

Rob Langdon
After the match Steven destroyed the referee, he grabbed a mic and let everyone know that he will start “The Steven Angel North American Challenge” next week. Declaring that he broke Wayne Morley’s ankle, and then, in Goldberg fashion, asking who’s next? After that, Steven spotted NLWF’s newest acquisition, Cody Dementium. Steven offers him a spot in the North American Challenge, and Cody gladly accepts, jumps the rail, and takes it to Steven. Cody wins the battle in the end, dropping Steven with the Asylum Slam. So, in Tommy’s words, the North American division is finally getting good!

Corey Casey [vs] Ryan Apollos

Rob Langdon
Another week, another total annihilation of Ryan Apollos. Corey went into this match with a game plan, and it worked. He was able to get Ryan were he wanted him with a combination of blows to Apollos’ head. Corey went to work on him in this match, drawing blood early, and letting it flow for the rest of the match. To Ryan’s credit he did start fighting back, hitting Corey with a Slayer, a spinning spinebuster, and then a Wicked End. But Corey stopped his momentum with a huge spear, that caused Ryan to do a moonsault! Then things took a turn for the worst. Corey grabbed a straitjacket and his signature razorblade Cat o’ Nine Tails from under the ring, and declared that the match now had no disqualifications, and that Ryan’s career was on the line. I think everyone knew, things were about to get ugly. Very ugly. Corey placed Ryan in the straitjacket, and went to down on him with the Cat o’ Nine Tails. In the end, after thoroughly brutalizing him, Corey pinned him for the win. A truly brilliant and brutal match; Ryan Apollos is finished.

Rob Langdon
After the match, Rico Sutton came out, and turned on Ryan Apollos, destroying him with a huge spinebuster, and a powerbomb through the announcers table. Rico powerbombed Apollos again, before the Notorious one hit the scene. KID then pulled out a biker chain, and seemed to create a plan with Rico. Rico agreed, and they dragged Ryan away, back backstage. All I can say is, poor ol’ Apollos. We cut to commercial, and then backstage KID has Apollos hanging upside down! KID smashes a baseball bat into him a couple of times, before releasing Apollos and urinating all over him! KID rocks!

NLWF Undisputed Championship #1 Contender vs Career
Shadow Demon vs Dylan Evans

Rob Langdon
Another destruction match, and this time Dylan Evans is the victim. Shadow destroys him with various punches and kicks, showing his fighting background. Dylan had no counter for any of these attacks, he just couldn’t get into the match. The only thing he could do was cover his face, and hope for the best. Shadow didn’t let up the entire match, blasting him with punches and kicks, before nailing him with a Shadow Crusher from the top rope for the 1-2-3. Another impressive showing by Shadow Demon, is there anyone who can stop him?

Rob Langdon
After the match, Havoc made his first appearance in NLWF for many months, and tried to take down Shadow Demon. Shadow Demon managed to fight back, throwing punches to keep Havoc off guard. Havoc did mount some considerable offence though, splashing Shadow in the corner. Shadow took things to the outside of the ring with a superman punch. On the outside, Justin Kash showed up and nailed Shadow with a chair shot, that didn’t seem to hurt him at all. Shadow then floored Kash with a single punch, and fought Havoc up to the ramp. Shadow then dodged Havoc’s punches, and dropkicked him right through the stage! Kash was then totally distraught after what Shadow had just done to his client, and began looking for him amongst the wreckage. After that, Corey Casey returned to the ring, and punished Dylan Evans for his failure. Corey brutalized Dylan with the straight jacket and Cat o’ Nine Tails before sending him to hell with a fireball. Corey definitely made a statement here, he is certainly an unforgiving leader, the match between him and KID at Dangerous By Design should be interesting...

Rob Langdon
Backstage, Corey and Megan have a chat, and it turns out that Megan O’ Day didn’t actually approve of the change of match type. This is fairly interesting, as Corey wants Megan to come to Salvation’s side and help them. But Megan is unsure of what to do, and just demands that Corey speak to her about changing match types. Corey agrees.

NLWF No Limit Championship
The Notorious K.I.D vs Chuck Matthews

Rob Langdon
What a great match, KID showing everyone that he is better than Chuck Matthews. Chuck wanted to hand KID the victory at the start of the match, but there was no way KID was accepting that, climbing out of the ring, and bringing him back in. KID quickly works down Chuck’s knee, and locks him in the Shut The Fuck Up. Love that name by the way. KID tries to force Chuck to tap, but Chuck manages to reach the ropes eventually. Chuck has no gameplan, so he just tries to end the match early, attempting a Cryptic Cross, which KID counters into a small package for a near fall. Chuck then tries to end it again, rushing at KID for a Panic Attack, but KID counters that into a Double K Switch, which Chuck then counters by pushing KID off of his head. KID manages to land on his feet, and Chuck again attempts the Panic Attack, but KID this time counters it into a KID Cutter, which he connects. KID then locks in the Cryptic Cross, but then switches over to the Shut The Fuck Up. Chuck tries to reach the ropes, but there’s no way he’s escaping this time. The Sex Icon taps out.

Rob Langdon
After the match, Hazard again appears and attacks Chuck Matthews. Hazard nails Chuck with a DDT before hitting a Death Valley Driver off of the top rope, after which KID seizes the opportunity to pull the mask off of Hazard, revealing the face of...Frank Hart! Frank toys with Chuck, who retaliates by chasing him backstage. In the mean time, Alison Williams enters the ring, and hands KID his championship briefcase, which he receives by defending the No Limit title five times. The crowd erupts in Fuck Yeah’s. KID is the also awarded the No Limit title to keep forever! What a prize. As KID celebrates, in the back, Frank and Rico outsmart Chuck and beat him down. Then a surprise appearance by Carmine! Carmine lets Chuck have it for sleeping with his wife, and Frank Hart gives us all one true statement: Brenton isn’t here to help Chuck anymore. But just as he says that, Nick hits the scene, and chases them away. Will Nick wage war on Carmine? What will Chuck do next?

Rob Langdon
Main event time! But before the match, Shane Bradley interviews Nick Ridicule, the NLWF Champion. Nick lets Frank know that the last thing Frank should do is return to NLWF, which appears to have no rules. Jason Hawk then interrupts the interview, and brags about how Nick will lose the championship to him, and how he’ll go on to become the greatest superstar ever, blah blah blah...Nick then tells Jason how it is, and says that he’s going to eliminate Dave Zombie so that he can face Jason at Dangerous By Design. But Hawk doesn’t listen, and claims that after he destroys Nick in the main event, at the End of Year awards show and in the triple cage, Ashley Matthews is going to be screaming for some Hawk Cock...bad move Jason. Nick slams him into a wall and tells him that when he mentions Ashley, he hits a nerve in Nick. And that if Jason wants to survive, he had better avoid him tonight.

No Limit Wrestling Federation Championship
Nick Ridicule [vs] Dave Zombie [vs] Jason Hawk

Rob Langdon
As soon as the bell rings, Nick is out to kill. Nick drops Dave with a Force Face Claw, and then chases after Jason, who sprints out of the ring as fast as anything I’ve ever seen in my life. Nick and Dave battle each other, Nick knocking him down with a great flying yakuza kick. Nick hits him with a neckbreaker, before driving his knee into the face of Zombie, and pinning him. But Jason breaks it up by pulling Nick out of the ring. Jason then sneaks in a pins Dave, but only gets a two count. Jason then heads to the top rope, and drops Nick with a huge flying moonsault to the outside! Jason then drops Dave with an great springboard clothesline, and then covers him for a near fall. Awesome action at the start of this match. Again Jason drops Zombie with a high-flying move and gets a near fall. Jason then heads to the outside, and takes down Nick again! Jason enters the ring only for Zombie to hit Straight to Hell on him! Just as it seems that Dave has the match won, Ashley Matthews pulls the referee out of the ring, stopping the count!

Rob Langdon
After that, Nick, Ashley and, surprisingly, the referee each give Dave a chairshot. Although this doesn’t seem to slow him down, and he takes the chair out of the ref’s hands, and slams it so hard into the ref’s head that the ref’s head goes through it! The ref falls backward, and Dave grabs Nick and Ashley by the throat. Nick punches Dave a few times, and then Ashley kicks him straight between the legs, causing him to let go of her but hold onto Nick. But not for long, as Jason nails both of them with a huge corkscrew suicide dive! Nick managed to save Ashley from it though, and Jason Hawk climbs to his feet, and rolls Nick into the ring. Jason then heads to top-rope territory and nails Nick with a 680 splash! Hawk covers Nick, but the ref is destroyed via Dave’s chair shot. The crowd begin to count to three, but Nick kicks out before they reach three!

Rob Langdon
Jason gets up, and lifts up Nick. He springboards off of the top rope, and drops Nick with an enziguri! Jason covers him, and the crowd count again, but Nick again kicks out before they reach to three! This shows Nicks dedication, he’ll even kick out even though its only the crowd counting. And then, suddenly, Nick has the Salvation Surfboard locked in! Ashley smashes Jason with a chairshot, before Nick lets Jason out of the surfboard, and yakuza kicks the steel chair into his face! Nick then locks him in the Ridiculous Death Lock and appears to knock Jason out. Another ref enters the fray, but Nick declares he doesn’t want to win this way. Nick then powerbombs Jason through the table. Dave suddenly enters the ring, and chokeslams Nick! Dave pins him, but gets a very close two count. Nick and Dave trade punches, before Dave splashes Nick into the corner. Dave then scoop slams Nick into the other corner and leaves him in the tree of woe!

Rob Langdon
Dave nails Nick with a hesitation dropkick, and then gets a close two count. He goes for Straight to Hell but Nick counters it with a sleeperhold! He doesn’t have it on for long, as Dave nails him with a sidewalk slam, and gets another quick two count. Nick then takes it to Zombie with a combination of kicks, before dropping Dave with a springboard kick! Nick falls to the mat too. Nick is the first to his feet, and then drops Dave with a brutal punt kick, before hitting several more from close distance! Nick then ends it with an Anaconda Crossface, which Dave doesn’t react to at all. What an amazing main event, truly amazing. Jason Hawk and Dave Zombie really took it to Nick at the beginning, but once Nick got going, you knew who would win.

Rob Langdon
After the match, Nick tries to destroy Dave with a powerbomb to the steel steps, but Corey interrupts, and attempts to exterminate Nick, like he did to Dylan Evans, but Nick ducks just in time. Corey disappears, and just at that moment Jason Hawk appears, and nails the Wings of Time on Nick! Jason holds up the NLWF belt as the show fades out...

Highlights: Apollos Destruction, Havoc’s Return, Carmine and Frank Hart Return, Dylan Evans Extermination, Dave Zombie and Jason Hawk’s Main Event Debut.

Rating: 5/5