Aarons V.B. -on the road

by **Aaron O'Shea** May 22nd 2009, 6:49 pm

The scene cuts to the Proving Grounds Champion, " The phenomenal Fighting Irishman" Aaron O'Shea.
Where he is sitting in his Lambo driving as he is talking to the NLWF correspondent.
Aaron is looking flashy as he had recently Dyed his hair and bought some new clothes because of his upcoming big pay day coming from the Hall of Fame ceremony event. Aaron is wearing a black nylon jacket with the top half a shiny nylon covering.
He is also wearing a silver, diamond incrusted watch , and what looks to be some expensive pair of sunglasses. His blonde hair is spiked up and forward slightly with the tips of his spikes dyeed green to match his in ring attire at the show.
Aaron looks towards the camera and is seen mouthing to the correspondent, "Are we ready to start?"
We then hear the correspondent reply to Aaron.

Correspondant.
Yeah were just about ready to go...okay fire away Mr. O'Shea. So do you have something to say about this week. I heard Mexican Samurai's promo and he had some harsh words to say about you and your career in the wrestling business. What do you have to say back to him about this?

Aaron O'Shea
Well the thing is that I am obviously getting in his head, much like Swan Lee did, but I did it metaphorically. Anyway he is obviously been affected by what I have been saying about him in my promos. Now I think I know now that I have an advantage going into this fight. He is obviously frustrated and is therefor prone to make stupid mistakes while he is trying to do high damage moves. Isn't it great, this idiot going on a rant saying I am a kid and know nothing a bout this business, even though I am the one messing with this guy, again much like Swan Lee did, but I did metaphorically.
He thinks he's got my number, well he must be mathmatically dislexic.

Aaron stops at a traffic light and grabs out a calculator from his glove compartment and throws it at the cameraman.

Aaron.
Here can you give this to Mexican for me, thanks. Anyway did you hear him going on about can Carmine give him his last paycheck so he can get out of this hell hole.
Well that just proves that my last promo was right. He doesnt care about the business all he cares about is the paycheck. He is lucky to be in this business.
I dont see how he can critisize me for loving this business, and taking every oppurtunity I get.
When he is taking the first oppurtunity to get rid of the wrestling community, what a dick.
Is it just me or does he do a lot of complaing about wanting to get out of here? He is saying I want y last paycheck so I can go. You obviously hate this place so why didnt you just leave and save everyone from hearing you moan for all these years, by just leaving in the first place. I dont get why your hanging around, if your saying your leaving anyway. Just fuck off Samurai!

Next lets talk about how this idiot wants to talk about me and my future in the business. He says that he has payed his dues in the independent scene, and there is nothing really there I can doubt. But the fact is he is going around saying that I wont last here, and that I will be soon back to the same place I started off, in the indies aswell.
I crawled my way up to this company just as you did, so how am I any different to you Jesse?
We came here the exact same way, but you think you deserve it more because your an old asshole who cant stand the fact that the younger fitter lion is kicking the once king of the jungle of his perch. And so the circle of life has come around again.
I have overpowered the past, I am the future of this business.

Aaron breaks and lets an old woman pass by then speeds off again.

Aaron
Now I'd like to talk about how he is dissing the Proving Grounds Championship.
Again lets refer to his mathmatical dislexia. I have one title and he has none, yet he finds time to disrespect the importance of the Proving Grounds divison and its competitors.
You think your are so much bigger than us wrestlers who are trying to prove ourselves in this didvison, yet you dont, and have never had, and never will own this title.
You fucking idiotic stupid son of a bitch. I cant wait to see the smiles on the Proving Grounds divisons wrestlers as they applaud me when I come back through that curtain, because they will know that there is hope for us small time guys to beat the top dogs, and that we can shut up the critics who say that our divison is the lowest of the low.
That means that I am the Champion of the losers. Well if that means I am leading those great upcoming stars then I am proud to be loser in all you critics minds. God I hate you sort of people. Anyway we are nearly at our destination now so lets get out and speak to all these people awaiting my arrival.

Correspondent
Aaron what are we doing here, and what do you have planned for the ending of this video blog. I can see that it will be spectacular as I know you like to make a big exit, and endings on these video blogs. I just am eager to see what you will be doing, oh wait look out there cameraman , all those fans.

Aaron stops the car on the side of the street to see a squadran of fans behind silver barricade gates. We see them holding Aaron O'Shea signs, wearing the t-shirts screaming as the see one of their favourite performers pull up beside them.
Aaron lifts up the one of a kind lambo doors an crouches under to get out and greet his fans. He then gives the cameraman a hand out with the camera and sound gear.

Aaron
Okay now all of you know what to chant yeah? Okay lets give Mr. Samurai a little rendition of what you will be shouting in the stadium.

Crowd
If you hate the fuck Samurai, clap your hands. If you hate fucking Samurai clap your hands. If you hate the fucking Samurai, hate the fucking Samurai, hate the fucking Samurai clap your hands!

The fans in attendance clap ther hands frantically to show their loyalty to the man who has bothered to come out and meet them, before his match this weekend.

Aaron
Now I want all of you fans to be at the hall of fame so heres some tickets and you can all support me and Conor O'Sullivan in our quest to shut the fucking idiots who doubt us up.
Are you all ready for me to kick Samurais Ass?

Crowd.
Hell Yeah! Yeah! Wooooo! Lets Go Aaron! You Rock!.

Aaron
Well then its settled I will do it for all fo you fans, because without you I am simply an athlete with a leather strap on my waist. But with you I am a super hero.

Aaron looks over to the camera and winks then proceeds to give his sign off to another Video Blog.

Aaron
Okay all you Fanomenal ones out there, The Phenomenal one here has to get to his meeting with a Ms. Tiffany Starr if you know what I mean? Well I am trying to hit on her if you didnt get that. Just one problem, shes got a fiancee, eh....No problem I live for a challenge. Which is also the reason I'm against this retard at HOF anyway I really got to get going, she play hard to get. Goodbye, in Irish Or Gaeilge, Slán leat.