In A World Full of Whiners, One Takes The Cake

by The Mexican Samurai May 1st 2009, 6:54 pm

The Mexican Samurai

Yeah, that's right...I did not accept the rematch clause that was stated in my contract for the Universal Title. You might ask yourself why I didn't and the answer is very simple...

You see, ever since I came to the West I've been bombarded with harsh criticism. Now is there even a need for most of it? All I've done is go week after week and prove that I am capable of winning and in my time here, I have won all three championships that the West has to offer.

And why...

WHY THE FUCK DOES EVERYONE STILL HAVE TO DOUBT MY ABILITIES?

For the first fucking time, I was so close to actually proving it....Last Saturday at King Of The Throne. I had my chance to walk into the middle of the ring and I gave it my fucking all. Everything that I had and I still couldn't walk away with my championship. Hell...I would have been alright with losing the title to Styles, because hell he deserved it. But, no far worse ended up happening that night.

Tails came out of fucking no where and stole it from all of us!

Do you really think that it is fucking fair? You had five men who did nothing but busts our ass for one month to prepare for this event and then the opportunity to address who was the best was snatched away from us? Exactly what has Tails done in the last month to even deserve to participate in our match up? Hell...if the NLWF allows it then I absolutely have the right to walk in any other damn match that I please, any time I want. No one did anything to stop another competitor who wasn't even scheduled in our damn match up to just come in and win the title!!!

What kind of fucking blasphemy is this shit?!

Hell, even Havoc agreed to take me on when I interrupted his little victory speech during the house show. Did anyone give Tails permission? No...

But, who cares. It's not like anybody is going to listen to me anyways. No one did when I was Universal Champion and no one is sure going to now. But, that's okay... That's why I didn't want to get a rematch towards the title.

This time I want to earn the title just like everyone else, I want to prove that I am the best superstar on the West roster. When everyone comes and goes like a certain champion...I will continue to stay here and dominate week after week.

So, I'm told about my upcoming match this week and it's a beat the clock match for number one contender at the next NLWF PPV. Well, that's great. So who is my opponent?

Wait...you mean I have to once again face Havoc?

AGAIN?

How many times am I going to have to beat this guy's ass before he finally gets the picture that I am simply better than him? Any respect I had for him is simply out the window because after I beat him once again and earn the fastest time at Legacy, I just know that he is going to bitch, whine, moan, and complain.

Haven't we heard it enough? Seriously...I doesn't matter which character you decide to play next week, whether it's Havoc or “Durunst”, you ought to know that your going to lose and there is simply nothing that you can do about it. But, I got one idea though....I know I shouldn't be giving you ideas on how to beat me but this one might possibly work. You see, I'm a bad swimmer. So continue to cry and maybe you can flood the whole arena with your tears. That is the only possible way you even have a chance of scoring a victory over me.

This whole show is full of bullshit.

But, I'm going to have to do my best and just grab a shovel and starting cleaning up. People who no show can just win championships here, and for what? Because the boss thinks they “legendary” enough to carry the company immediately after a long absence? Rusty or not, I'm better than you are. End of fucking story. And once again after another month, the wrestling world will once again see the disappearance of Tails.

Just like the Ultimate Warrior.

Talking about Ultimate Warrior, I heard the mumbling and groaning and other constant dribble that was spewing out of your mouth during your promo. It didn't impress me. Hell...I had a hard time even trying to understand what you were saying.

But, I guess that's because I don't speak wigger.

They don't teach that at school. Hell, I graduated high school which is something I beat you at too! But, it's okay. I'll teach you a few things in the middle of the ring such as taking a proper ass kicking like a man. Something that Havoc still has to learn.

In a federation full of fakes and crybabies. There is one man that steps up wants to take the plate. That man is The Mexican Samurai.

I'll see you at Legacy, Havoc.