Best in the World, really?!?

by Guest April 1st 2009, 12:17 pm

*The scene opens with Peter backstage relaxing watching some House and playing some video games. Peter is wearing a white t-shirt with some baggy gray jeans and some converse. Peter's hair is uncombed yet it looks like he groomed it. Peter looks as if he shows no concern about his upcoming match against Frank Hart. A ding is heard through out the entire room and Peter gets up goes towards his microwave and pulls out some popcorn. Peter then grabs the Dark Knight movie and puts in his DVD player. Peter begins to watch the DVD and at the end of the movie a knock can be heard on Peter's door. Peter tells whoever it is to come in.*

Peter: Come on in the door is unlocked.

*The door opens and Alex Johnson the backstage manager of West Legacy comes through the door. He is wearing a West backstage personnel shirt with some light brown cacky's and white suede shoes. He is a little over weight and has a thick brown mustache and a double chin. He is wearing glasses and he speaks with trepidation while Peter speaks in a relaxed tone.*

Alex: Peter your wanted in the ring.

Peter: Come on Alex I was just about to watch Psych. Can't it wait?

Alex: I am sorry sir, but it can't. You need to go now.

Peter: Whatever.

*Peter gets up and cracks his neck and his back. Peter walks out the door and into the hall where he is met by a bunch of angry faces. Many guys don't like the fact that a new guy who hasn't proven himself is allowed to compete in such a high profile match up just yet. Peter pays no attention to them and continues walking down the hall. Peter finally stops and notices a tv monitor is playing Jack Hart's promo. Peter just laughs and shakes his head while walking away. Finally Peter's music begins to play and the camera switches to where the fans are at. The lights go out as Champion begins to play. Peter comes out to the ramp after the lights turn on to an erupting crowd. Peter walks down ram and begins to high five some fans. Peter gets on the apron and poses for the fans before jumping over the top rope and landing in the ring. Peter begins to speak with confidence and shows no fear in facing Jack Hart.*

Peter: Well my first words have to be Jack Hart seriously? You are seriously referring to yourself as best in the world? I mean what the hell have you won? You were never even the NLWF North American Champion, let alone the NLWF Universal Heavyweight Champion. I mean seriously at least hold some type of gold before making that claim. I could make that claim because well I am ICW National Champion, CWW Battlefield World Heavyweight Champion and CWW At War Tag Team Champions, and finally CWE Extreme Champion. I mean I am currently a quadruple champion. There is no one else in this arena who can ever have claimed to done that. Is there? If there is please come down to this ring.

*Peter and the fans are both waiting for someone to come down. Peter starts looking at his wrist to show that he is getting bored. Peter then holds up his wrist and begins to start pointing at it. Finally Peter lets out a sigh and begins to speak with confidence and poise.*

Peter: So Jack you rule this place with an iron fist? Well thats funny because I do recall you getting your ass handed to you by Shadow Demon. Oh wait those wins don't count just because you said they don't. Also apparently holding a heavyweight championship doesn't mean I've beaten anyone with talent. I guess being a quadruple champion means I haven't beaten anyone with talent. But losing to Shadow Demon and currently holding zero titles makes you somebody with talent? I guess the New England Patriots winning every game, but the championship game against the Giants makes them the best? Jack you need to realize that running your mouth and then not backing it up doesn't mean your the best it just means you don't know when to shut up. Alright Jack still had more to say so lets hear it.

*A video begins playing with Jack saying everything his comments about Rossi and Castillo. How he will beat Peter and when the camera turns back on Peter we see Peter lying in the ring a sleep. The fans are on there feet cheering for Peter to go on because they find his antics funny and want to see more. Peter turns over and mutters five more minutes. The fans begin to chant, "We want more!" Peter finally kips up and continues to speak as if he was in a drug commercial.*

Peter: Have you ever had problems going to bed at night? Do you toss and turn for hours on end just trying to go to sleep? If so NLFW West has something for you. A Jack Hart promo. Guaranteed to cure even the biggest case of insomnia. If you order now we will send you a Jack Hart's greatest matches for someone only looking for a quick nap. Warning side effects include boring promos, bad matches, and watching someone who really suck. Do not watch if you want to be entertained and you can actually evaluate talent.

*The crowd is on fire with laughs and cheers directed at the West's newest superstar. Peter is enjoying every cheer and just calls for more and more cheers and the fans give it to him. Peter then tells the crowd to calm down and when they do he begins to speak again with confidence.*

Peter: Alright so according to Jack I am bringing down the prestige of all four of these titles? Well again I guess winning them and then defending them successfully is bringing down these titles? I guess actually doing what I said I was going to is bringing down the prestige of these titles? You see Jack the difference between you and me is the fact that you complain until you get something while I actually go out and earn what I get. You say that you are sick of me? Well I can't say the feeling is mutual because if it weren't for your matches and promos I don't think I could've gone to bed last night. I mean seriously Jack some of the things you are saying are just ridiculous. I am on a mission you fuckerface? So your on a mission to fuck my face? I hate to break it to you, but I don't roll that way. Lets keep going shall we. You are an infant and I will fuck you like a daddy. Well this is highly inappropriate. So your telling me that you are going to pretend I am your infant son and fuck me? Well thanks, but no thanks. Now I am an appreciative guy so I took the liberty of writing you a song.

*The beat of in the Jungle from Disney begins to play as Peter begins to sing and the crowd is loving it.*

Peter:

"In the jungle, the mighty jungle Jack finds his date
And if she's hairy and if she's scary Jack has found his mate
Emma is her name
And after seeing her animal fucking is Jack's game
Jack thinks she's a monkey
And that is why she doesn't wash and smells kind of funky
She can grow a mustache bigger then Jack
And I bet she has a bigger one in the sack
Oh she is a extremely hairy
And to us very scary
But Jack likes to pick the bugs of her back
And that is why they shack"

*At the end of the song it shows Jack Hart picking the flies off of a monkey's back and the crowd just begins to laugh uncontrollably. Peter just smiles and continues on with his little rant.*

Peter: So did I cover everything? Lets see make Jack look like a fool, check. Show the error of Jack's words, check. Leave the audience laughing and Jack embarrassed, check. Make fun of Jack's wife, check. Now onto my favorite part making fun of Jack some more. Okay so Jack has told me to bring my doubts because Jack knows the only way to make me have doubts is to beat it into me. Well all I can say is shame on your brain. Seriously if I already have doubts, how can you beat them into me? It looks to me like somebody rode the short bus to school. Okay so I don't have the confidence to beat you. Funny cause I thought mentioning your failures, making fun of your wife, showing off my titles, and mentioning how you have no titles must mean I am unconfident? I mean why should be confident? I am only a lowly quadruple champion, while you have absolutely no titles. I mean I've earned the nickname the Best of the West from fans all around the world, while you just claim to be the best. Funny Jack because you seem like an insignificant fool who has illusions of grandeur. Well at Legacy I break your illusion when I pin you one, two, three. I break your illusion when I send you home to your monkey wife crying because of how badly I beat you. Hart you talk a big game, but you have never, ever backed it up and that trend continues on Legacy. Jack your advice is to walk away, well I suggest you take it because there is no way in hell you are walking out of the ring the same man walking into it. Jack I am going to show the world why you are just a pussy praying to God that this match gets cancelled. You will never ever be able to get on the level that I am on. Legacy the show will finally arrive.

*Champion plays as Peter begins to celebrate inside the ring as the scene fads to black.*

by Guest April 2nd 2009, 5:01 pm

*The scene opens up with a movie sounding background. The narrator sounds like a stereotypical movie announcer.*

Movie Narrator: In a world filled with bad wrestling and boring promos.

*It shows every member of the NLWF West roster, except for Peter Kaymakcian. The final person shown is Jack Hart with a shocked look on his face. Jack's picture fades to black and white.*

Announcer: All hope seems lost, but alas there is a new member of NLWF West and he is here to save all of you from boredom and bad wrestling.

*Suddenly the lights in the arena go out and then the fans here, "Did you realize that your a champion in there eyes?" When the lights come on Peter is standing on the stage and is wearing a plain white-t and some baggy jeans. Peter has on a pair of black nike high tops. Peter begins to speak with passion and conviction. He wastes no words and shows absolute confidence in his abilities. Peter has a look in his eye that tells the entire world what he will do to win his match.*

Peter: Last time I was out here I had a little fun at the expense of my opponent this week on Legacy, but I am now out here on business. My opponent claimed that he will bring a new level of brutality to me in our match on Legacy, well to that I say "Good luck trying." You don't think I haven't heard threat before? This isn't my first rodeo. I've had people guarantee that I won't make it out of match breathing the same way or even walking the same and the end result has always been the same, they failed miserably. You see those people like my opponent think that know me and think that know what I am about, but what they don't realize is that my story is a sad one filled with more pain then anyone of them could ever possibly imagine. Jack you say that you will bring me to hell, well I hope you do because its been a long time since I've been home. Jack you walk around here with a smug sense of pride and nobility because you look at me and see nothing, but a bum. You see a guy that deals with so many problems that he won't be able to function in a NLWF ring. Well that is where you were wrong because my problems are what allows me to do what I do in the ring. The fact that I go home and eat, sleep, and hangout with myself is all the motivation I need to kick your ass! While you go home to your wife, your friends, your big mansion and it makes you weak. It makes you comfortable. I love the pain I feel when I go to my shitty apartment. I love the pain I feel when I fall asleep by myself, Jack. You see when you have no one to cry when you take a nasty fall or do a move that could seriously hurt you, it makes you able to do that move. I can do all my moves without having to worry about leaving anybody behind if I were to die. Can you say the same thing Jack?

*The crowd listens intently at Peter's words as each word is a message of a desperate man who has nothing left. Peter face shows that he is done with the jokes and is ready for a fight. He knows Jack is favored in this match and he knows that he is definitely underdog in this match. Peter continues with his words as if he is speaking to a legion of people who follow his every word. As if he is starting a movement backed by each and everyone of these fans.*

Peter: Jack I am a simple to these people and a leader for the common man because I live like them. I've felt the pain that they've felt. I've had my back against the wall. Have you ever struggled like us Jack? Have you ever gotten to a point where you are so low that the only way out is 9mm. Revolver? I've been to that point in my life. I've seen the worst of the world and I've seen the best of it. I've slept on the street and I've slept in mansions. Jack you probably don't care about any of this, but these things are what make me stronger then you. These things are what allow me to go the extra mile and take the extra bit of pain to win a match. Jack there is no pain that I have not felt, there is bone in my body that has not ached, and there is no muscle that hasn't been sore. My body, mind, and spirit have weathered the harshest storms. Jack how do you plan on hurting a man who has felt every kind of pain and laughed at it? How do you plan on breaking down a man who has already been broken down and then rebuilt into a stronger and better man? Jack how do you plan on beating someone who has seen it all? Jack you have no idea what you are getting into you.

*The crowd continues to support Peter showering him with cheers of joy and praise. They look at this kid as the common man's champion and see a little bit of Dusty Rhodes' in him. Peter begins to speak with the same passion he has been showing all night.*

Peter: Jack at Legacy I was only planning on beating you one, two, three, but now I am not going for the one, two, three. I am going for the K.O. Jack I am going to beat you into a bloody pulp to show the fans and everyone in the back why you don't taunt a bull. Jack you will be the example to anyone who decides to run there mouth when it is ill advised and when you can't even back it up. I've been through hell and back and laughed about it. Jack this sunday I am taking you to hell and back, are you going to laugh afterwards? Jack this sunday will go off with a bang.

*Peter shots a fake bullet out of his left finger and mutters the words, "Bang, bang." The scene then fades to black.*

Best in the World, really?!?

Best in the World, really?!?

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