The Promo

Ape Shit Army, Stand The Fuck Up...

Hostyle Jones voice is heard over the surround system in the NLWF Warrior Games arena. The stage to Warrior Games is set, and once again Hostyle Jones will attempt to end Chuck Matthews streak at the grandest NLWF stage of all.

"In The City" by Kevin Roudolf blares through the speakers as the lights dim and the spotlights search frantically around the arena, until they focus in on Hostyle Jones stepping through the stands in the arena with his hood up. Behind him he is followed by Robbie Hart and the rest of the Ape Shit Army all with hoods covered atop their heads from their hoodies. Hostyle begins to move through the stadium as the fans irrupt.

The troops begin to scale smoothly through the crowd, hyping up the jam-packed audience as the light glares above them, following ever so carefully.

As they make it to the guardrail, Hostyle Jones boosts himself up on the guard rail while unstrapping his tag team championship belt, hoisting it into the air wildly with one arm. After a huge reaction from the fans, Hostyle steps down from the guardrail dropping the outside ring mat below.

Hostyle Jones looks around the arena embracing Warrior Games for a moment before looking back at Robbie Hart and the Ape Shit Army.

With a nod of the head, the Ape Shit Army begins to hop the railing and flood the ringside. Hostyle climbs his way up to the ring and then springboards over the top rope into the ring pulling his hood down as he lands firmly on the ring mat.

On cue as the lights begin to return the original state, Robbie Hart and the Ape Shit Army begin to flood the Warrior Games ring like a swarm of bees...

Hostyle Jones looks around the arena with a smirk across his face and then pulls a microphone from his pocket. He takes a breath and looks around for a moment before he puts the mouth peice up to his face and begins to address the NLWF Universe...

"Chuck Matthews, let me start by sayin' one thing- that way there I can make this abudantly clear right from the rip! This is NLWF and regardless of the history you have here, in NLWF- Hostyle Jones and the Ape Shit Army shit on you. With that said, tonight at Warrior Games I set out to do what I couldn't do in the Insurgency at From The Ashes. Then again, I didn't put my best foot forward, and then again- you mid fucked me! All mind fucking aside, tonight is my night! Tonight is the night that Chuck Matthews streak ends!!"

Hostyle Jones looks at Robbie Hart who nods back at him with confidence...

"This time Chuck, you get the real Hostyle Jones, and this time- you get ALL OF HIM! Here in NLWF I have been embraced, and there is no way in hell you're gonna' take that from me. This may have at one point been your yard, but as if you can't tell- lately this yard has been ran by the Human Highlight Reels..."

"You can flat-out eat a dick if you think you're gonna' be the one to shut me down..."

"Like many who have tried to end your streak before, let me tell you why I'm gonna' be successful? This is very personal for me, Chuck! Ending your streak is just a bonus factor in this match. We still have unfinished business from the last time we met, and it's time to finish that business- tonight! I mean, let's be honest fuck-boy, you knew that From The Ashes wouldn't be the last time that you starred across the ring at the Maniac Surgeon known as Hostyle Jones! People like me do not go down easy, Chuck! Parker Wayde followed me here and flopped like a fat kid jumping off of a diving board stomach first!"

"Where Parker Wayde was looked at as dominant in the IWF, I put all those false prophecies to rest about him in the NLWF! I don't care if you're the original sin, and how much money you got. The thing I care about is bringing damage to you tonight and putting a flaw on your statistics in the record book. Point blank, I'm gonna' do what I should have done the last time we faced."

"Really though, Fuck you, Chuck!"

Hostyle Jones expresses himself with an arrogant smirk before continuing to talk...

"You know the real reason you left IWF and are back here is because you were standing and watching your organization melt into a heaping pile of dog shit!"

"Steel Angel tried to spy, and he got taken care of..."

"Parker Wayde stepped up, and in the end I made him Go Fuck Himself..."

"Axle came to play, and got his shit shattered by Shark..."

"Now..."

"Chuck Matthews will come back and eat pure apeshit at Warrior Games, leaving a bitter taste in his mouth forever! Oh my how fun Warrior Games is going to be. It is put up or shut up time. A record doesn't mean shit to me, Chuck, and you're gonna' find that out when I step into the ring with you, tonight-"

"- and I'm bringin' the Hand Of God, motherfucker!"

The NLWF arena goes crazy when Hostyle Jones mentions this...

"I will verbally, mentally, and physically fuck you up in this very ring. In the end you will look up at me, and you will know that I was the one that you shouldn't have tested. You will also know that I was the wrong man to risk your streak against. Tonight, I want to leave you with nothing, just how you left me after From The Ashes! Well, the differance is, you left me with almost nothing..."

"... I still had anger and rage!"

"That anger and rage explodes tonight. It's to the mat with you, and then it's too hell, buddy"



"If the era is set to change in the NLWF, then tonight will have to be the biggest impact of all, and what better way to clench being a symbol for the Anarchy Era then to put Chuck Matthews down over and over again. As they say and to the victor, the spoils. The question is, am I gonna' wing it tonight, or does Hostyle Jones have something up his sleeve."

"Maybe Chalida will make an appearance, Chuck?"

"Maybe we buried the hatchet, and this time you will be the one to bend over and take it in the ass?"

Hostyle Jones shrugs for a moment and then waves it off as if to say there is no need...

"...as if, bro! The thing is you needed Chalida to come out and run the mind games to beat me. I don't need all of that. I just need my heart and my fists! You can say that you have enough heart to come away with the victory, but what heart could you possibly have if I rip it out before the match is over?"

"They call you a legend. I see a man who is scared of his own shadow! Stygian ended your legacy in IWF when he came through, and now that your company is shit- you want to crawl back to the land of no limits? Come on, bro', this is an act of desperation. The NLWF doesn't need Chuck Matthews or Matthews Enterprises..."

"Chuck Matthews needs us..."

"I say us, because I am Hostyle Jones- the Human Highlight Reel, a posterboy to the Anaracy Era..."

"...But most of all Chuck, I say us, because-

Hostyle Jones eyes burn with rage as the camera zooms in on his face and he makes his last statement...

I AM NLWF!

Hostyle Jones drops the microphone and then begins to talk amongst Robbie Hart and the Ape Shit Army as the NLWF Warrior Game pregame show fades to the NLWF Warrior Games promotional.