Exile Vindication: No Limit New Year

Times Square, New York
Broadcast by: HBO
Presented by: Tommy Cornell

JAMES SHARK: Woah, woah, woah, woah, hold the fuck up.

James Shark appears in a crowd of NLWF fans in Times Square, going wild as they pat him on the back and cheer him.

JAMES SHARK: NEW YORK…. WHAT THE FUCK IS UP!?

More cheers from the fans, a different sight here tonight as usually James gets a lot of boos. James Shark twirls the microphone around his fingers as he begins to walk through the sea of people. He slides right on into the ring and puts the microphone back onto his lips.

JAMES SHARK: So in a few minutes, it will be 2013. No more preview era, no more 2012, no more bullshit. I’m standing in front of all you James Shark fan club niggas and I gotta say… you all know I step it up each and every fucking year. In 2011 I made my return to the sport and I showed off a James Shark that nobody ever saw coming. Everyone was used to the 2009 James Shark, and in 2011 I just shocked the world. I won championships, and in 2012, I not only won MORE championships, but I went toe to toe with champions in other companies and beat them. In 2012 I went onto a long lasting, unstoppable win streak that only Nick Ridicule could beat. Now in 2013… It’s just going to be a whole new different James Shark. I’m standing here and a lot of you probably don’t believe me. I mean you guys probably hear this from a whole bunch of different people each and every week in their different little promos but this is real talk right now, this is real shit. I’m a real life problem for all of my opponents and in 2013, I’m not just going to be a problem for them, but I’m going to be a real life nightmare for them.

The fans erupted in more cheers, getting louder each time Shark spoke.

JAMES SHARK: But right now, as we kill time, there’s a certain individual that opened up City Of Evil, NLWF’s “preview return” if you will, in a bad way. Stefan Raab sang and danced in front of millions and honestly, I don’t like to make excuses, but I think his singing fucked me up against Ridicule.

The fans laughed now as James shook his head.

JAMES SHARK: Nah I’m just playin but for real, his singing was horrible, I gotta show that fat german how to sing now, so get my music playin.

The screens around the ring begin to show a bunch of flashing images, old and recent, of James Shark with women, James Shark smoking, James Shark with money, James Shark in the ring.

JAMES SHARK: It’s like one to the two, two to the three, these hating ass niggas can’t fuck with me! it’s like four to the five, five to the six, hating ass niggas all in my mix. it’s like six to the seven, seven to the eight, the FIFTY SIXTH win to set these niggas straight. it’s like eight to the nine, nine to the ten, it’s a freestyle I ain’t use no pen!

We getting money, YEP!
We hustle, YEP!
We got them guns, YEP!
We bought em all, YEP!
We drive them cars, YEP!
We pop them tags, YEP!
We ballin, YEP, I say we ballin, YEP!

We getting money, YEP!
We hustle, YEP!
We got them guns, YEP!
We bought em all, YEP!
We drive them cars, YEP!
We pop them tags, YEP!
We ballin, YEP, I say we ballin, YEP!

This is my KINGDOM, I’m like KING KONG
These fake bitches nodding to my song.
Got a lot a cheddar, young and rich
Got my shit straight, get your shit together.
Real cocky, real flashy, you in the wrong lane you can’t pass me.
They see the cards, they see the chips, they see the hoes, they on my dick.
I make it storm, I make it rain
I blow a mill, I do my thing
You want my life, and you want my swag
You want my bitch… so you could kiss my ass.

We getting money, YEP!
We hustle, YEP!
We got them guns, YEP!
We bought em all, YEP!
We drive them cars, YEP!
We pop them tags, YEP!
We ballin, YEP, I say we ballin, YEP!

We getting money, YEP!
We hustle, YEP!
We got them guns, YEP!
We bought em all, YEP!
We drive them cars, YEP!
We pop them tags, YEP!
We ballin, YEP, I say we ballin, YEP!

I make it rain, I make it storm
I make it rain, I make it storm
money on sharky, ma-ma-money on sharky
money on sharky, put your money up!
I make it rain, I make it storm
I make it rain, I make it storm
money on sharky, ma-ma-money on sharky
money on sharky, put your money up!

We getting money, YEP!
We hustle, YEP!
We got them guns, YEP!
We bought em all, YEP!
We drive them cars, YEP!
We pop them tags, YEP!
We ballin, YEP, I say we ballin, YEP!

We getting money, YEP!
We hustle, YEP!
We got them guns, YEP!
We bought em all, YEP!
We drive them cars, YEP!
We pop them tags, YEP!
We ballin, YEP, I say we ballin, YEP!

Finally, the music faded out and all that could be heard now was cheers from the fans like never before. It was as loud as it could possibly be. Now the blank titantron began to do a countdown, it all got the fans attentions as everyone began to count down a long with it.

TEN

NINE

EIGHT

SEVEN

SIX

FIVE

FOUR

THREE

TWO

ONE

The ball completely drops in the middle of Times Square. As the zero came onto the screens, pyro began to go off the ring corners. Money began to fall from the rooftops as fans all celebrated in joy. James quickly got on top of the turnbuckle and brought the mic back up to his mouth. He tired his best to yell out on the mic so that these fans would hear him.

JAMES SHARK: 2013…. YEAR OF THE SHARK! HAPPY NEW YEARS MOTHERFUCKERS.

Fans crowd the ring, surrounding it as they cheer continuously. The camera turns in the hand of Tommy Cornell, revealing he’s playing camera man duty on the night.

Tommy Cornell
What a party this has been! We’ve been in Times Square all day doing media for Ultimate Glory, JUST DAYS AWAY! We’ve been partying pretty much nonstop the last five hours or so, but it’s finally official, this is the year 2013! The No Limit Wrestling Federation is officially BACK!!!!!!!

The camera is turned in the hand of Tommy Cornell, showing the screaming people who surrounded him, fighting to get into the shot. Tommy Cornell shows the inside of the ring again where the song wraps up and the couples begin to kiss in the ring. James Shark lays a kiss on Brooklyn Carter while Brenton Cyrus dips Alison Williams into his arm and kisses her. Tommy Cornell turns the camera to show John Greed standing by, chatting up a very attractive woman. Tommy Cornell quickly turns the camera back at himself.

Tommy Cornell
That’s my broadcast partner, chatting up my little sister.. Hmmm, he’s probably making sure no dirtbags hound her while she’s here in the states. That man is also my Tag Team partner, which is perfect considering a Tag Team Tournament is on the horizon, following Ultimate Glory. I’m saying it right now, we’re winning!

Tommy Cornell turns the camera back into the ring to show the couple of James Shark and Brooklyn Carter, having a makeout competition against the couple of Brenton Cyrus and Alison Williams. James Shark lifts Brooklyn Carter in his arms and starts to kiss her, getting a great reaction out of the Times Square audience, still hanging out to watch NLWF for free. Brenton Cyrus lifts Alison Williams up to sit on the top turnbuckle, where she wraps her legs around him and starts to kiss him. The crowd cheers even louder as Tommy Cornell turns the camera back to himself.

Tommy Cornell
The darker couple is that of James Shark and Brooklyn Carter. James Shark started his career in the NLWF, when Brenton Cyrus signed him off the streets where he was building fame as a street fighter. James Shark has reinvented and dedicated himself to the fight business these last couple of years and has become one of the truly best in the world, inside of the ring AND outside of it with his Trash Talk that comes second to no man! His woman is Brooklyn Carter, without a doubt the woman to watch in 2013! She came in as the No Limit Ninja really gaining attention for the womens division, then she pulled off a million dollar win over Loca Rocsi, former World Champion and Ultimate Glory winner. At Ultimate Glory, Brooklyn Carter takes on the ladies she attacked as No Limit Ninja, with a shot at the Womens World Title on the line at PRIDE! James Shark on the other hand will be fighting the sadistic brother of his lovely lady, London Carter in a grudge match that is sure to steal the show.

Tommy Cornell turns the camera back into the ring showing Brenton Cyrus and Alison Williams again. He turns the camera quickly back to himself.

Tommy Cornell
Brenton Cyrus and Alison Williams. A match made in hell. Brenton Cyrus came to the land of No Limits, signing January 2009. He was coming off the third North Mason High School Musical Movie which had one of the highest openings in movie history. When he signed with NLWF he shocked the world, but once he showed he truly belongs in NLWF I think he won them over. The guy won the World Title in three months, defeated Johnny Stylez in Live or Die, was then first ever NLWF Champion in a time the company was split in half, he then took the company over by force and was able to bring NLWF to heights no company has ever been able to reach. He is a God amongst men, he is Brenton Cyrus and he fights in the greatest rivalry match he’s ever been in against Johnny Stylez at Ultimate Glory, NINETY MINUTES! First thirty will be No holds Barred, second thirty minutes the three rings will each be surrounded by cages, the last thirty minutes a cell will drop that surrounds all three rings! Imagine the size of the cell that will surround three rings. His lady friend, his wife, mother of his daughter, Alison Williams is the smoking hot blonde he’s with. She’s a dick magnet, plain and simple! She is the best womens wrestler on earth, having never truly lost in the NLWF. I believe she holds a record of twenty two, one and one. She was counted out of a match she was going to fight in event though she was pregnant. She’s been womens champion several times and really should be in the Hall of Immortals for her amazing career. Oh snap, you probably don’t want to look and hear me...

Tommy Cornell turns the camera back toward the ring. Brenton Cyrus and James Shark have a pose off in the middle of the ring. James Shark throws a fierce punching combination, his hands moving at blurring speed, he finishes the combination by throwing a high kick. He crosses his arms and looks at BC. Brenton Cyrus claps his hands, then holds up one finger. He turns around and simply does his God pose, getting a great reaction from the now completely surrounded ringside area. BC looks at James Shark with a smile as he lightly claps his hands in return.

“ENOUGH!”

Everyone looks around. Tommy Cornell holds up his camera trying to get a view over the crowd, but a sea of people is seen. He climbs up to the ring apron and gets a shot of Carmine Vestieri and Ramirez Silva stepping out of a limousine. Tommy Cornell turns the camera to himself.

Tommy Cornell
Ok, The man with a cigar, that’s Ramirez Silva! He started the No Limit Wrestling Federation, with funding from the entertainment company run by the man to his right, Carmine Vestieri! The two ran the east side with Direct Hit, while the other half of the company was sold off to other investors. Once NLWF took off like a rocket, Ramirez Silva took over Legacy, but the show and the company was taken from him by Brenton Cyrus. He shocked the world at City of Evil when he made his return to the company he created, revealing it’s been his company the entire time!

The camera is turned to show the security escort of Ramirez Silva and Carmine Vestieri clearing a path into the crowd for them. They walk toward the ring.

Ramirez Silva
I have had enough of your kind of fun! I want to leave guys like you two in 2012!

Ramirez Silva and Carmine Vestieri roll into the ring passing Tommy Cornell on the apron. He turns the camera to himself.

Tommy Cornell
Shit is going to hit the 2013 fan very fast! The history between Brenton Cyrus and Ramirez Silva is well documented, but what isn’t is the history between Ramirez Silva and James Shark. Rumors are circulating that it is Ramirez Silva who was paying the guards who watched Shark at City of Evil and allowed him to be ambushed. Also i’ve heard that it’s Ramirez Silva who wouldn’t allow James Shark to be a part of Legends of the Fall.

Tommy Cornell quickly shows the inside of the ring again.

Ramirez Silva
First I’m going to announce the next five entrants of the Ultimate Glory Battle Royal, then I’m going to deal with the two of you.

Ramirez Silva looks at James Shark, then at Brenton Cyrus, he smirks as he then looks at Alison Williams.

Ramirez Silva
Alison Williams, you will be the sixth entrant into the Ultimate Glory Battle Royal! Hopeful Boo Bear will be able to protect you, even after going ninety minutes with SBK!

Ramirez Silva lets out an obnoxious laugh, then he takes a few puffs from his cigar.

Ramirez Silva
The seventh man into the match will be Adam Williams, your brother will have a chance at Glory! Hey, doesn’t he hate you Brenton? Following him, Stefan Raab.

James Shark
He’ll probably literally be following him! Grabbing his ass and shit!

Ramirez Silva
You shut your big trashy mouth James Shark!

James Shark
You gonna make me?

Tommy Cornell turns the camera in his hand.

Tommy Cornell
I heard Raab went the way of Elmo and wont be at Ultimate Glory because he’s been arrested under pedophile charges. Chris Hansen got him!

Tommy Cornell turns the camera back to show James Shark and Ramirez Silva staring each other down.

Ramirez Silva
London Carter is gonna make you! Because number nine will be Spitta Andretti.

James Shark
HAHA OHHHH I’m SOOOOOOOOOO Scaredidid!

Ramirez Silva
Number ten will be London Carter! Not only will he kick your ass in Barbwire Massacre, but he’ll eliminate you from the Glory Battle as well! That will shut that big mouth of yours!

James Shark
You know, It would. But let me tell you how 2013 is really gonna go. Shark doesn’t start the night against London. Shark starts the night. Shark comes in and puts a whoopin on Stephanie taking that Freedom strap! That Freedom strap that London Carter coulding hold onto long enough to defend again me. AND I STILL FOUGHT HIM IN HIS MATCH! I’ll be the number one man to fight for that Universal Championship, then I’ll put a beat down on London the way his sister used to beat him down when they were kids! I’ll be the number one man to fight for the Unified No Limit Championship! Then you know what I’m going to do? I’m gonna get in the face of Nick Ridicule and tell him, ONE MORE ROUND! Once I get him to agree to one more round, I’ll enter the Glory Battle as number two with BC over here. I’ll do the respectable thing and I’ll let my man, the WORLD CHAMPION that he will be, I’ll let him recover from his battle. But in the end, I’ll eliminate all fifty nine other fighters if I have to in order to guarantee I’m the Warrior of Warrior Games. Maybe you didn’t know, but this is the year of the Shark! Come on baby, we gonna go celebrate!

James Shark and Brooklyn Carter exit the ring passing Tommy Cornell. Ramirez Silva watches them leave, an angry expression on his face.

Carmine Vestieri
You two don’t stand a chance at Ultimate Glory. We’re gonna make it so that you beg to be fired from NLWF. You stole this company from Ramirez Silva, you crushed my Direct Hit brand and took it from me with that partner of yours who was fucking my wife! You’re not just going to get off easy! You will pay for the things you’ve done, I promise you!

Brenton Cyrus
You tried this before. Remember that Carmine? You tortured that guy who was fucking your wife. That’s actually an awesome name for him by the way. You tried to prevent me from winning the Glory Battle, put me in at number one, then watched me win the entire thing. You two fail. I succeed. It’s just the way it is. I would like to take the NLWF back again, perhaps this time under peaceful circumstances.

Carmine Vestieri
Are you kidding me? Is this guy kidding me?

Brenton Cyrus
My NLWF was the most successful NLWF under any ownership. The two of you are destined to make the same mistakes, while I am destined to once again be the leader of the greatest company on earth. I want you to give me the NLWF.

Carmine Vestieri
Have you lost your mind!?

Ramirez Silva
Wait, wait, wait.. You want it? Lets see you take it from me again. Lets see if in the Anarchy era, you can do what you once did. Lets see if you can keep the World Title past Warrior Games. Lets see if you can even win the World title at all! You show me that World title at the end of Warrior Games, You show me any of my major championships at the end of Warrior Games, and I’ll give you the NLWF. I’ll gift you my company, my greatest creation. If you don’t, you retire from the ring once and for all. You WORK for me, for Carmine, you pay for putting us out and taking what was ours the way you did.

Carmine Vestieri
Ohhhh Now that’s an interesting deal!

Ramirez Silva
What do you say?

Alison Williams whispers into the ear of Brenton Cyrus. He nods his head and smirks.

Brenton Cyrus
I accept.

Ramirez Silva laughs out loud, tossing his cigar to the side.

Ramirez Silva
Your road to Warrior Games is going to be a path paved in your blood!

Bert Hales
HAPPY NEW YEARS! I’m tipsy, been DRINKING!

The shot moves back and forth, then up at a screen with Bert Hales on it.

Bert Hales
I’ve got a contract here. I can book an inter gender tag team match.

Tommy Cornell shows himself.

Tommy Cornell
That’s Bert Hales, used to run Legacy, he made his shocking return with a stack of contracts he saved from his first run!

Bert Hales
So I’m booking The God and the Goddess against Ramirez Silva and Carmine Vestieri! RIGHT NOW BITCH!



A referee slides into the ring and calls for a bell.

Brenton Cyrus and Alison Williams

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versus- Ramirez Silva and Carmine Vestieri

[DING DING]

Brenton Cyrus smiles and jolts forward with clotheslines to both Ramirez Silva and Carmine Vestieri, dropping them.

Tommy Cornell - I was wondering, but it looks like everyone is fighting in clothes here tonight.

Tommy Cornell shows John Greed leaned against the ring apron, watching inside the ring.

John Greed - STOMP HIM BC!

Brenton Cyrus presses his foot down into the throat of CarmineVestieri, then he stomps him down into the stomach. Brenton Cyrus stomps down into the hand of Ramirez Silva as he tries to get up. He stomps his other hand, then hits him with a knee to his face.

Tommy Cornell - If this is a showing of his path to Warrior Games, BC will have it easy!

John Greed - ALISON, KICK HIM! KICK HIM!

Alison Williams runs out of the corner and delivers a soccer kick to the rings of Ramirez Silva.

Ramirez Silva
ARRRRRGGH YOU FUCKING BITCH!

Brenton Cyrus kicks Ramirez Silva to his mouth.

Tommy Cornell - Party for several hours, then have an NLWF event, this is how Exile should always be!

Brenton Cyrus lifts Ramirez Silva to his feet. Brenton Cyrus and Alison Williams jump at the same time and connect dropkicks to the face of Ramirez Silva, dropping him down to the mat.

Tommy Cornell - Tag team dropkicks, maybe they should team up for PRIDE!

John Greed - DO THAT TO CARMINE!

Brenton Cyrus and Alison Williams high five, then lift Carmine Vestieri. Brenton Cyrus and Alison Williams jump up hooking his head, bringing him down with a tag team cutter.

Tommy Cornell - Epiphany!

John Greed - BRAVO! NICE MOVE!

Brenton Cyrus and Alison Williams stand up and do the God and Goddess Poses together.

Tommy Cornell - The original power couple is back at it again!

Brenton Cyrus and Alison Williams back into the same corner. Brenton Cyrus stands upright as Alison Williams grinds her ass against him in the corner as she holds onto the top ropes.

Tommy Cornell - AWW SNAP, GETTIN HER GRIND ON!

Alison Williams runs out of the corner and kicks Carmine Vestieri to his head. Alison Williams turns around and points at Brenton Cyrus in the corner. He grabs the ropes and jumps up, jolting out of the corner to punt kick Ramirez Silva across his face and temple.

Tommy Cornell - One step closer to taking back the NLWF!

John Greed - ITS ALL OVER!

Brenton Cyrus pins Ramirez Silva as Alison Williams pins Carmine Vestieri.

-1-2-3-

[DING DING]

Tommy Cornell - Hales still has contracts! Who knows what else he might have up his sleeve this year!

Tommy Cornell turns the camera away from inside the ring where Brenton Cyrus and Alison Williams begin to celebrate to a commotion in the crowd. Tommy Cornell jumps off the ring apron and crowd surfs toward the commotion, showing that Caleb Hart has been attacked. He’s joined by Robbie and Frank Hart, but they are too late.

Caleb Hart
He.. took.. my ball... he took my ball..

Tommy Cornell takes the camera off of Caleb Hart and shows Brenton Cyrus and Alison Williams standing on top of the Ramirez Silva limousine. The do the God and Goddess poses again.

Brenton Cyrus
Now we’re gonna have sex inside his limousine!

The crowd all screams “FUCK YEAH!” Brenton Cyrus lowers Alison Williams down through the sky roof, then follows her inside. Tommy Cornell gets a shot of James Betterman walking away with a led pipe in his hand and a number ball.

Tommy Cornell
Hey Betterman, I thought you were number three in the Glory Battle, how did you get number five?

James Betterman
YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH CORNELL! GET THAT DAMN CAMERA OFF OF ME!

James Betterman smacks the camera down to shows the luscious breasts of Ms. Melons. Tommy Cornell holds the camera in position a few moments before she’s pulled away to follow James Betterman.

Tommy Cornell
Awww man! I was enjoying those!

Tommy Cornell fights pushing through the crowd back the ringside area where the camera shows John Greed kissing Tommy Cornell’s sister. The shot drops down to the ground then comes back up as Tommy Cornell charges but is blocked off as people rush to surround the ring once again as London Carter, Brooklyn Carter, and Anthony King enter the ring.

Tommy Cornell
That bastard!

Brooklyn Carter
What you’re seeing in the ring right now is the Mafia movement. We’ll be exactly what everyone is talking about during the Anarchy era. Get ready!

Robbie and Frank Hart walk toward the ring.

Anthony King
Robbie, it’s about time you came out of hiding! Get in here and get your ass kicked like you will at Ultimate Glory!

James Shark slides into the ring joining the Mafia movement. He leans into the corner and has a stare down with London Carter. Brooklyn Carter stands between them and gets her brother to focus on the Hart family.

Frank Hart
My brother was attacked, we’re gonna have to call this match off!

Frank Hart rolls into the ring but Robbie Hart fakes it and starts to back away with Loca Rocsi.

Frank Hart
Isn’t that right Rob...

Frank Hart turns to realize he’s all alone in the ring, he looks at Robbie and Loca backing away, then he facepalms. Frank Hart turns around into a SWAG OUT from James Shark. Brooklyn Carter lays down a pillow and Frank Hart lands on it hard, knocked out from the superman punch.

Tommy Cornell
FRANK HART HAS BEEN PUT TO SLEEP!

London Carter walks over shaking a can of spray paint in his hand. He drops down and begins to spray paint a red ‘M’ on the back of Frank Hart. Robbie Hart comes running forward, pushing past the crowd. Anthony King walks over and holds the rope open for him to come in, but he stops. Robbie Hart looks into the ring at Anthony King, James Shark and Brooklyn Carter waiting for him. Tommy Cornell moves the camera to show Loca Rocsi, just as she’s attacked from behind by Madison Monroe Fenty. Brooklyn Carter points and Robbie Hart sees that she’s been attacked. He runs to go help her out. Inside the ring James Shark pulls a Shark blanket over Frank Hart, tucking him in.

Tommy Cornell
Frank Hart and James Shark have a lot of history, a lot of unfinished business!

James Shark and London Carter start to go back and forth at each other. Brooklyn Carter and Anthony King stand between them. Suddenly Ramirez Silva appears, pulling himself up to the ring apron, holding his jaw. Ramirez Silva grabs a microphone.

Ramirez Silva
CYRUS! You’re gonna pay for kicking me! In fact, everyone is gonna pay! Shark, London, I’m adding Brooklyn Carter as the referee for your Barbwire Massacre match at Ultimate Glory! Maybe then you’ll see how much danger you’ve put each other in! As for Cyrus, I’m going to make sure he doesn’t leave Ultimate Glory as World Champion. He’ll need help to leave Ultimate Glory at all. I’m willing to do or pay anything to make it happen.
Loca Rocsi, you’re number eleven in the Glory Battle and you’ll be followed out by number twelve, Brooklyn Carter!

Robbie Hart helps Loca Rocsi, looking over his shoulder as he hears the announcement over the PA speakers set up. Tommy Cornell shows inside the ring where James Shark and Brooklyn Carter talk to each other, her hand in his chest as she continues to keep him separated from her brother.

Ramirez Silva
I’m gonna mix this Glory Battle up and make you all war just for a chance at Warrior Games! Number thirteen will be Frank Hart, if he ever WAKES UP from his nap!

James Shark
SHHHHH He’s sleeping!

Ramirez Silva
Frank Hart is going to be followed by Anthony King! The Mafia Movement is going to have to survive the entire onslaught that follows the twentieth entry!

Anthony King and London Carter talk amongst themselves, then look across the ring at James Shark and London Carter.

Tommy Cornell
They’ll all be in the Glory Battle at the same time, unless a shocking early elimination occurs. The way things are shaping up, this Glory Battle will be several hours long!

Ramirez Silva
This is the year of anarchy, we start off will a cleared slate. That means no rules, no limits! Even for the men in charge. I’m going to be participating in anarchy as well. I will be the anarchist owner no one ever imagined could have existed! The fifteenth entry is going to be Cody Taylor!

James Shark
I can’t WAIT to knock his ass out!

Tommy Cornell jumps down from the ring apron. He begins to look around, the camera moving wildly in his hand.

Tommy Cornell
SIS? Jennifer!? JENN!?

Tommy Cornell catches a glimpse of James Betterman, then brings the camera up as he follows him. James Betterman sneaks over to where Stefan Raab is talking to little kids, showing them his ball.

Stefan Raab
Hey little boy, have you ever seen a ball like this before?

Little Boy
Mommy I’m scared!

James Betterman runs up behind Stefan Raab and smashes him in the back of the head with a pipe. James Betterman smashes Stefan Raab once again and takes his number ball from him.

James Betterman
Looks like the Better Man will have a better entry number!

Tommy Cornell
So THAT’S what you’re up to Betterman, you’re busted!

James Betterman
Oh yeah, well what do you plan on doing about it Cornell?

Tommy Cornell
I plan to... Do nothing. Fuck Raab.

Tommy Cornell kicks Stefan Raab to the ribs while he’s down.

Tommy Cornell
I heard Chris Hansen was after Stefan Raab to get him on to Catch a Predator, maybe I can turn him in for some sort of reward!

James Betterman
So I don’t even have to bribe you with Ms. Melons melons?

Tommy Cornell
How about instead we celebrate you moving on up, by getting a look at the gals.

James Betterman snaps his fingers a couple times and Ms. Melons removes her top flashing the camera, Tommy Cornell, James Betterman and the boy Stefan Raab was trying to get into his van.

Little Boy
HUBBA HUBBA! I love the NLWF!

“EVERYONE GIVE ME THE ATTENTION THAT I DESERVE! THE ATTENTION I HAVE EARNED!”

Tommy Cornell moves the camera around showing the crowd. He lifts it up showing Steven Angel inside the ring with a microphone in hand, Freedom Championship on his shoulder.

Steven Angel
That’s right, all eyes back on the ring, on the Freedom Champion, “The Star of Every Show” Steven Angel!

Tommy Cornell hurries with the rest of the crowd toward the ring, holding up his camera. He gets a shot of John Greed with his sister Jennifer Cornell, holding hands as the crowd cuts him off again. Tommy Cornell makes it to the ring and turns the camera to himself.

Tommy Cornell
That’s Steven Angel, one of the most dangerous men in the history of the NLWF. So close to NLWF Immortality that he can taste it, just a few major wins and he’ll have cemented his name forever as one of the greatest in NLWF history. He’s captured damn near every championship in the NLWF, some of which no longer exist or were unified into the Undisputed Championship. He also won the second ever Tournament to the Title, defeating several big names. Since making his return he’s been nothing short of dominant, even bringing in the new era of NLWF which technically begins tonight. His main problem though is that he’s suffering from a split personality disorder. He tends to shift into Dave Zombie, a literally masked murderer who is a rampage anytime he takes control of the body.

Steven Angel
What you are about to witness is another Steven Angel original! I thought to myself, what is a way I can be different then every other Freedom Champion. That’s when it hit me. I can challenge and defend the Freedom Championship against former Freedom Champions, in their own match from when they held Freedom. I brought three former champions to Times Square to test themselves against me! Introducing first...

Steven Angel points across the ring at Bobby Ocean standing in the corner.

Steven Angel
That abysmal man is Bobby Ocean, brother of Carver Ocean, another nobody. You won the title by threatening Alison Williams, forcing Brenton Cyrus to say “I Quit.” I can make Brenton Cyrus say those words without threatening a woman you creep! Your match type was an ironman match and while I would love to smash on you for an hour, I’m pressed for time and have several parties I still need to attend tonight! I’ll give you five minutes to score even one fall against me. You beat me even once and I’ll give you the Freedom title and retire right here, right now.

Steven Angel’s Showcase of Freedom
5 Minute Ironman Match
Bobby Ocean

[DING DING]

Bobby Ocean throws a punch at Steven Angel but he simply ducks under the shot and runs to the ropes. He rebounds fast connecting shoulder to shoulder on Bobby Ocean, dropping him with the shoulderblock. Steven Angel drops down and applies an ankle lock on Bobby Ocean, forcing a fast tapout.

Tommy Cornell - Well that puts the score at one to nothing, but all Bobby “Boobs” Ocean has to do is win once!

Steven Angel continues to hold the ankle lock, finally breaking his grip as he rolls back into the corner. Steven Angel slowly climbs to the top turnbuckle, having a seat. Bobby Ocean favors his ankle as he tries his best to stand up. He gets to his feet with a limp and is almost backflipped by a flying Steven Angel clothesline.

Tommy Cornell - Decapitation clothesline! Good thing this isn’t an hour, because I doubt he’ll even make it the rest of the five minutes!

Steven Angel lifts Bobby Ocean to his feet and runs him to the corner full force. Bobby Ocean hits the corner chest first and bounces back into a clothesline directly to the back of his head from Steven Angel, who then kisses his arm afterward.

Tommy Cornell - No one is more impressed with Steven Angel, than Steven Angel himself!

Steven Angel lifts Bobby Ocean and sends him to the opposite corner, this time falling as he releases him as hard as he can. Bobby Ocean tries to duck but hits the turnbuckle and flips over nutting himself on the top of the ring post. Bobby Ocean rolls back over the turnbuckles and is clobbered by another clothesline from Steven Angel.

Tommy Cornell - I bet Bobby Ocean wishes he could go back in time, just so he could change his Freedom Stipulation to a Steven Angel please don’t kick my ass match!

Steven Angel lifts Bobby Ocean, hitting him with a European uppercut to stand him upright before he shoots him to the corner following him. Bobby Ocean turns around so his back hits the turnbuckles but he’s clotheslined against the corner. Steven Angel whips him across the ring again following him, running past him this time. Steven Angel jumps to the middle turnbuckle then jumps back with a back elbow to the face of Bobby Ocean who runs directly into it.

Tommy Cornell - Steven Angel whips him, then outruns his out of shape ass so that he can connect the back elbow!

Steven Angel pins Bobby Ocean with his elbow down across his face as he looks around at the crowd.

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Tommy Cornell - Two zero, Bobby Ocean just has to

Steven Angel stands up and waves at some ladies ringside. He steps over Bobby Ocean, walking on his face towards the ropes so he can chat up the group of girls. Bobby Ocean starts to get up, crawling toward Steven Angel. He shakes his head then he starts to crawl the opposite direction.

Tommy Cornell - Smart move coward!



[DING DING]

Steven Angel turns around and runs over to Bobby Ocean making his escape. Steven Angel lifts Bobby Ocean and tosses him over the top rope. The crowd moves out of the way letting Bobby Ocean hit the street. Steven Angel grabs his microphone. Kaos enters the ring.

Steven Angel
No one even tried to help you! Next up I’ll be fighting another man no one ever tried to help, even when he was cutting himself with razor blades like the emo bitch that he is! You think Brenton Cyrus is an ETA? You call him an Ego Tripping Asshole? Well meet your worse nightmare! I’m the Ego Tripping Angel and I’m going to cut you up!

Razor Blade Match
Kaos

[DING DING]

Kaos throws his arm down and a razor blade whip drops out of his sleeve. He brings his arm up but before he has a chance to do anything Steven Angel kicks him to the face. Steven Angel wraps the razorblade whip around Kaos as he lifts him and runs him to the corner. Steven Angel throws Kaos between the turnbuckles and lets him go shoulder first into the ring post.

Tommy Cornell - I wont even get started on Kaos...

Steven Angel locks Kaos in an ankle lock as he lays on the turnbuckle still shoulder on the ring post. Steven Angel pulls Kaos out of the corner by his ankle, then he connects a German suplex sending him to the center of the ring.

Tommy Cornell - Kaos is suicidal, yet is still alive after all these years.

Steven Angel stands up and walks to the corner, stepping up the turnbuckles one at a time. Steven Angel makes it to the top turnbuckle and leaps off with a moonsault. Steven Angel lands on Kaos in he middle of the ring and hooks his legs for a pin.

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[DING DING]

Tommy Cornell - Kaos fails in life one more time!

Steven Angel leaves the ring and reaches under pulling out a razor blade tipped cat o’ nine tails. He has a sinister smile on his face as he enters the ring. He holds the whip over his head and starts to laugh as Kaos rolls over to expose his back.

Tommy Cornell - Steven Angel taking a page from a fat loser who was carried to a tremendous career!

Steven Angel throws the cat o’ nine tails out of the ring and instead stomps Kaos on the mat. He lifts Kaos to his feet and throws him over the top rope allowing him to flip over the ropes down the street as people move out of the way.

Steven Angel
I am not like you.. or you.. or you! I don’t need a whip! I don’t need to be a violent and fat idiot! I don’t need to claim that the Federation I represent is the best, because this Federation shows it is! I win matches! I kick ass without losing sight of winning! I’ve destroyed two former Freedom title holders already and saved the biggest for last!

Screams are heard in the crowd and Tommy Cornell tries to get it on camera. People are flung into the air, as others try to get out of the way while the massive Cotton the Clown makes his way down the street toward the ring. Fans screams as they are chased by Cotton the Clown before he turns his focus to Steven Angel.

Steven Angel
HEY! Clown! All eyes on the star of the show! Get in here and I’ll make you scream, I’ll make you squeal like a piggy, boy!

Cotton the Clown charges the ring and enters and the people surround it once again. Cotton the Clown lets out a roar.

Make Opponent Scream Match
Cotton the Clown

[DING DING]

Cotton the Clown runs and throws a clothesline but Steven Angel is able to duck it and shoot off to the ropes. He rebounds with a jump shoulder block to the back of Cotton the Clown but it doesn’t even barge him a bit. Steven Angel hooks Cotton the Clown for a German suplex but can’t seem to lift him, taking a back elbow to the face instead.

Tommy Cornell - He’s going to have to adapt if he’s going to make Cotton scream!

Cotton the Clown turns and grabs Steven Angel by his head, then throws him across the ring to the corner. Cotton the Clown charges at Steven Angel but he rolls out of the way, allowing him to run into the corner full speed. Cotton the Clown staggers back from the corner.

Tommy Cornell - He managed to let Cotton rock himself!

Steven Angel runs to the corner, stepping on the middle turnbuckle, jumping back with a back elbow to the face of Cotton the Clown.

Tommy Cornell - Same elbow he caught Boobs with, but Cotton doesn’t go down!

Steven Angel looks up at Cotton the Clown standing over him as he sits on his ass. Cotton the Clown grabs him by his head with one hand.

Tommy Cornell - Don’t scream Steven!

Steven Angel rolls back and wraps himself around the right leg of Cotton the Clown, applying a grapevine with his legs around the right leg. Steven Angel grabs at the foot of Cotton the Clown as he hangs upside down from his leg. He manages to pull his foot off the mat where he begins to turn it for an ankle lock.

Tommy Cornell - Cotton is still standing on one leg, his other leg has Steven Angel trying to rip it off!

Steven Angel twists and turns on the ankle of Cotton the Clown. He jumps and drives Steven Angel straight down into the mat, but it doesn’t break the hold. instead Steven Angel is able to completely lock in the ankle lock.

Tommy Cornell - He’s got it locked in! Cotton went for one bomb to break the hold and it didn’t work!

Steven Angel twists the ankle of Cotton the Clown forcing him to bite his own lip, then bite his own arm.

Tommy Cornell - Doing whatever he can to keep from screaming out in pain!

Steven Angel twists a few more times until finally Cotton the Clown roars out.

Tommy Cornell - That’s a scream!

[DING DING]

Tommy Cornell - A truly dominant performance from Steven Angel!

Steven Angel takes the Freedom Championship and holds it high above his head. He drops the belt on his shoulder and grabs his microphone again. He turns around into a knock out punch directly to his jaw, laying him out in the center of the ring. James Shark looks down at Steven Angel, his right fist held firm as he looks down at the damage done.

James Shark
Someone get this fool a pillow!

Ramirez Silva
HA HA, OH HARDY HA HA! Shark you’re so funny! The funniest thing about you is that even though you were created by the federation, you’ve never been a champion here! NLWF is the one company you can’t win the big one in! This only place where the competition is too much for you to handle.

James Shark
Nah, NLWF is just the place I’m taking my sweet ass time to win the big one at! Once I do though, it’ll mean more to me than anything else I have ever done in my career. Real talk.

Ramirez Silva
NEVER going to happen. In fact, I’m going to name the next five topping off the first twenty entrants of the Glory Battle! Number sixteen is going to be Damien Young, a man who made a major impact at Legends of the Fall! Seventeen will be Ashten Cross, so far a failure, with a chance at Glory! Eighteen in Shark, and if you’re still a part of the match you’ll have so many more to go! Eighteen will be V.I.P, followed by Gunther at nineteen and Patrick Willis at number twenty! The rest will be added at the Ultimate Glory pay per view.

James Shark
More for me to knock out!

Tommy Cornell moves his camera to show Gunther getting handed his number ball. He’s instantly attacked from behind by James Betterman who then starts to stomp him out while he’s down. Ms. Melons keeps the Sunshine Girls from helping Gunther, as James Betterman takes the #18 ball away from Gunther.

James Betterman
Looks as though I won be number three, or number five, or even number eight! Looks like the Better Man will be entering at number eighteen... For now..

James Betterman and Ms. Melons walk away leaving the Sunshine girls to help Gunther. The shot moves to Jimbo Slice having a pushing contest against Patrick Willis for a group of fans. Patrick Willis does his pushups with ease while Jimbo Slice struggles.

Jimbo Slice
It.. must be the cold..

Patrick Willis
I’m not having any trouble.

Patrick Willis does two quick pushups and holds waiting for Jimbo Slice to do one more. Jimbo Slice goes down and falls to the street as Patrick Willis does another five pushups and jumps up to his feet.

Patrick Willis
Just like I’ll win at Ultimate Glory.

Jimbo Slice stands, shaking out his arms.

Jimbo Slice
Tonight we’re not fighting, we’re teaming. Who knows, you show me you’re worth teaming with and maybe I’ll get us into the PRIDE tag team tournament!

Patrick Willis
I would rather miss the playoffs than team with you!

Joe Montana
You girls come here to gossip or did you come here to fight?

Jerry Rice
Maybe we should join the tag team tournament.

Jimbo Slice places his hand on the chest of Patrick Willis.

Jimbo Slice
I’ll be starting this match out! Gonna show you how it’s done!

Patrick Willis grabs Jimbo Slice by the back of his head and throws him into the ring.

49ers Dream Match
Offense

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versus-

Defense
Joe Montana and Jerry Rice

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versus-

Patrick Willis and Jimbo Slice

[DING DING]

Jimbo Slice stands up and turns around. Joe Montana throws a bullet pass, sending the football straight into the balls of Jimbo Slice. The ball bounces up and is caught by Jerry Rice who stiff arms Jimbo Slice to the ropes. Jimbo Slice rebounds holding his balls and is sacked down to the mat by Patrick Willis who comes in with a fierce tackle.

Tommy Cornell - He took out his own teammate! Poor defense!

Joe Montana pins Jimbo Slice.

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[DING DING]

Patrick Willis lifts the arms of Joe Montana and Jerry Rice.

Tommy Cornell
Football Hall of Famers in a No Limit ring in Times Square, never thought I would see the day.

John Greed
Me neither, what a night! Happy New Year!

Tommy Cornell
What’s that suppose to mean?

John Greed
It’s 2013 and not 2012, I want you to have a Happy New Year, that’s what I mean.

Tommy Cornell
Well it’s not a Happy New Year! In fact, I’m going to get drunk!

John Greed
Aren’t you already?

Tommy Cornell
You haven’t even begun to see Tommy Cornell get drunk!

Tommy Cornell runs over and takes a bottle of champagne, popping the cork off the top. He holds the bottle overhead and lets it pour into his mouth and face, soaking his hair.

Tommy Cornell
Fuck that’s cold! God damn!

Tommy Cornell drops the bottle and runs over to Sheyanne Successful, as she’s getting drunk.

Tommy Cornell
Give me the booze you trash hoe!

Sheyanne Successful
Thefuck do you think you are? You wanna die tonight?

Tommy Cornell
You wanna lose that weave bitch? Give me the booze!

Tommy Cornell takes the alcohol away from Sheyanne Successful.

Tommy Cornell
You don’t need to drink anymore anyway! Focus on your career and not being a drunken bimbo idiot!

Tommy Cornell wipes the rim of the bottle with his shirt then begins to chug it down. Sheyanne Successful slaps Tommy Cornell across his face making him spit an alcohol mist. Sheyanne Successful walks over stumbling, then she rolls into the ring. Tommy Cornell adjusts the camera.

Sheyanne Successful
You.. bitch! Fucking asshole! Tell me what’s what! I challenge you, you don’t challenge me! I don’t.. ne..have to drink or party! I can be... a champion! Pride, I’m finding a partner and we are... we are gonna kick ass! We... versus you two!

Tommy Cornell
I changed my mind, I’m not teaming with him!

Tommy Cornell points the camera at John Greed who is facepalming himself. Tommy Cornell takes another drink.

Sheyanne Successful
It’s.. official.. cause I said so... As for to.. Now! I want Latoya! Fight me! Rematch! No Ninjas! I gotta shothat bitch!!

Sheyanne Successful points at Tommy Cornell.

Sheyanne Successful
That I win!

Latoya Banks
I’m already here..

Latoya Banks taps Sheyanne Successful on her shoulder.

Sheyanne Successful
HOLYSHIT!

Sheyanne Successful turns around and double leg tackles Latoya Banks to the ground.

Legends of the Fall Rematch
Sheyanne Successful

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versus-

Latoya Banks

[DING DING]

Tommy Cornell - She scared the shit out of her! Challenging her while she’s already in the ring! HA HA!

Sheyanne Successful lands some ground and pound with shots to the body of Latoya Banks. She gets Sheyanne Successful into guard then manages to sweep her, creating a scramble until she’s back to her feet. Latoya Banks connects a whipping leg kick on Sheyanne Successful but her leg is caught and she’s lifted up and back down with a spinebuster.

Tommy Cornell - This could very well be the best fight we see tonight, two drunken ladies trying to live up to the high match quality standard of the womens division.

Sheyanne Successful is monkey flipped over Latoya Banks, giving her space to stand again. Sheyanne Successful rolls and runs to the ropes with a stagger. She rebounds at Latoya Banks with a clothesline but she’s able to to matrix backwards avoiding contact.

Tommy Cornell - WOW!

Sheyanne Successful keeps running staggered to the ropes, turning to hit them bouncing off. She runs directly into a moonsault kick to the top of the head from Latoya Banks, dropping her down.

Tommy Cornell - If she can’t beat Latoya Banks, how does she expect to defeat Tommy Cornell?!? John Greed isn’t afraid to kick a bitch! Or kiss a sister!

Latoya Banks pins Sheyanne Successful down to the mat.

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Sheyanne Successful manages to push Latoya Banks off of her.

Tommy Cornell - Damn.

Sheyanne Successful stands up and avoids Latoya Banks as she throws a head kick. Sheyanne Successful shoots in catching Latoya Banks leg over her head. Sheyanne Successful powers her up onto her shoulders then throws her up overhead and down with an electric chair forward face drop.

Tommy Cornell - HOLY SHIT!

Sheyanne Successful looks down at Latoya Banks laid out down in front of her.

Tommy Cornell - That was a brutal move! But she can’t lift any men up like that! Not me! I’m not getting on her shoulders, but she will be bent over my knee if she wants to fight at Pride!

Sheyanne Successful pins Latoya Banks after rolling her to her back.

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[DING DING]

Tommy Cornell - She can’t do that to me! She may be able to do that to John, but not me! She’ll have to kiss him first, but she’s not kissing me or throwing me around!

Sheyanne Successful
I’m.. No more partying! I’m getting myself.. A partner.. A sponsor.. I’m cleaning up and.. I’m gonna be the James Shark of womens wrestling! I’m.. I’m gonna be champ! Not more drinks! I’m dedic.. Dedicated!

Tommy Cornell - Special you!

Steven Angel
Alright sweetheart, time for you to go!

Sheyanne Successful looks around frantically. Steven Angel enters the ring and taps Sheyanne Successful on her shoulder. As she turns around, he walks past her, leaving her dumbfounded as she looks around. Steven Angel walks to the corner and climbs to the middle turnbuckle.

Steven Angel
Get out of the ring, go back to drinking and not changing, the star of each and every single show is back on camera! That’s right Cornell, point that thing where it belongs, right here on Steven Angel!

Sheyanne Successful shrugs and leaves the ring with Latoya Banks making nice as they join the crowd. Steven Angel jumps down to the middle of the ring.

Tommy Cornell - Hard to argue with the guy, he’s really returned with a vengeance! Arguably deserving of an Immortal spot, he’ll surely look to lock a spot down this brand new year!

Steven Angel
Freedom isn’t just given to you. You have to do something with it. You have to show that you deserve it! Several guys who want to be a part of the Freedom match don’t deserve it and some do! I want you to show me you deserve it! I want you to come into this ring and fight like you’ve got something to prove for Freedom!

Tommy Cornell - Steven Angel laying down another challenge.

Hardcore Psychopath gains the attention of the camera and the audience as he steps out on top of a parked bus. He points a kendo stick at Steven Angel in the ring, getting a smile from the Freedom champion.

Hardcore Psychopath
I’ll deal with you at Glory, Angel. Betterman, I may not have my number for the Glory Battle, but I will prevent you from taking anymore numbers! I will be the man who forces you into battle at Ultimate Glory!

Tommy Cornell - Hardcore Psychopath without a doubt the man who was made for this Anarchy era we’re in! We saw he mix things up at Legends of the Fall scaring one man out of his own match, then attacking James Betterman viciously, only to be stopped by Steven Angel when he tried to jump off of an ambulance onto him!

Hardcore Psychopath makes his way to the ring as Damien Young emerges nearby with a baseball bat in hands.

Steven Angel
LET THE FREEDOM FIGHT BEGIN!

Hardcore Psychopath swings at Damien Young whacking him with the kendo stick several times to the back. Damien Young answers back hitting Hardcore Psychopath to the thigh with the baseball bat. Hardcore Psychopath whacks Damien Young across his face with the kendo stick, sending him staggering into the parked bus.

Tommy Cornell - AWWW YES! I love when fights break out randomly in the streets of New York!

Tommy Cornell follows the action getting close while staying out of harms way.

Hardcore Psychopath charges and wildly swings his kendo stick hitting Damien Young and the bus with shot after shot. James Betterman runs up from behind and forearms Hardcore Psychopath to the back of his head. James Betterman throws Hardcore Psychopath face first into the side of the bus.

Tommy Cornell - Betterman with another attack here tonight!

Hardcore Psychopath comes back with a kendo stick shot to the ribs of James Betterman. Hardcore Psychopath spins around and connects another kendo stick shot this time to the liver are of James Betterman dropping him down.

Tommy Cornell - The thing about Hardcore Psychopath is the more you hit him, the harder he’ll come back and hit you!

Hardcore Psychopath looks at Ms. Melons and fakes a kendo stick shot instead twirling it around in his hand as she turns around covering up. Hardcore Psychopath whacks Ms. Melons in the ass with the kendo stick and watches as she runs off holding her butt.

Tommy Cornell - That’s one way to take care of Melons.

Hardcore Psychopath is attacked from behind again, getting hit to the back by a chair. He laughs and turns around with a smirk as Max Adamson hits him again, this time over the head, dropping him down to a knee.

Tommy Cornell - What’s with these guys attacking from behind?

Max Adamson lifts the chair overhead and Hardcore Psychopath whacks him to the stomach with the kendo stick, then stands up and hits him to the throat with it. Carver Ocean walks up with a smile on his face. Hardcore Psychopath turns around and whacks Carver Ocean over the head with the kendo stick dropping him.

Tommy Cornell - NO ONE IS SAFE!

Damien Young brings his back across the throat of Hardcore Psychopath from behind and runs with him, then release him into the ring post. Damien Young swings the bat at Hardcore Psychopath but he jumps up grabbing the top of the post. Damien Young drops his bat as the shot hurts his hands. Hardcore Psychopath double kicks him to the face as he holds onto the top of the post.

Tommy Cornell - Hardcore Psychopath messing up anyone foolish enough to fuck with him!

Hardcore Psychopath disappears into the crowd as James Betterman runs and clotheslines Damien Young down to the street. James Betterman lifts Damien Young and rolls him into the ring. Max Adamson runs up and locks James Betterman in a sleeper hold.

Tommy Cornell - I’m not sure what the rules to a Freedom Fight are, but these guys make it look good!

Carver Ocean walks up and locks Max Adamson in a sleeperhold as he continues to hold James Betterman. Damien Young stands up in the ring and looks over the ropes at the three men. He runs back and rebounds off the ropes then runs across the ring and dives through the middle rope with a baseball dropkick . James Betterman ducks and Carver Ocean releases the sleeperhold allowing Max Adamson to be kicked to the face by Damien Young.

Tommy Cornell - Suicide baseball slide!That was tremendous! No padding on these city streets!

James Betterman and Carver Ocean look at the two men laid out on the street, then look at each other relieved.

Tommy Cornell - That could have been them!

They turn around only to see Hardcore Psychopath flip off a nearby speaker at them, taking them both down with a 450 double clothesline onto the street. Hardcore Psychopath lands on his feet and staggers back into a crowd of fans that catch him and hold onto him as they go insane with cheers.

“Psycho!” “Psycho!” “Psycho!” “Psycho!” “Psycho!”

Tommy Cornell - Hardcore Psychopath is the last man standing! Does that mean he wins?

Hardcore Psychopath slides into the ring and goes face to face with Steven Angel.

Tommy Cornell - Looks like the champ doesn’t want to fight him.

Steven Angel slides out of the ring, holding his jaw. He turns around and is punched to the face, sending him spinning around into the ring. James Shark laughs as he watches Steven Angel roll into the ring at the feet of Hardcore Psychopath.

Tommy Cornell - Steven Angel delivered!

Hardcore Psychopath climbs to the top turnbuckle leaving Steven Angel in the center of the ring. Hardcore Psychopath stops himself then starts to climb up the extended post for the tent over the ring. Hardcore Psychopath makes it near the top of the post and leaps back with a moonsault coming down on Steven Angel in the center of the ring.

Tommy Cornell - Psychosault! This Freedom Fight is psychotic!

James Betterman enters the ring and attempts a DDT on Hardcore Psychopath but is lifted up onto his shoulders. James Betterman struggles and wildly and falls behind him. Hardcore Psychopath turns around and clotheslines James Betterman over the ropes. Max Adamson enters and is lifted to the shoulders of Hardcore Psychopath then launched over the ropes down into James Betterman who gets laid out next to James Shark. Max Adamson lands on his feet only to be punched to the face by James Shark, dropping him like a ton of bricks.

Tommy Cornell - SHARK KNOCKING FOOLS OUR RIGHT OR LEFT HANDED! Rumor is he’s joining the Freedom title match at Ultimate Glory!

Hardcore Psychopath is joined by Carver Ocean in the ring. Hardcore Psychopath pulls Carver Ocean up to his shoulders and drops him with livid atrocity a vicious death valley driver making sure to land his elbow down into the throat.

Tommy Cornell - LIVID ATROCITY! No one is kicking out of that! Mark my words!

Hardcore Psychopath keeps his elbow pressed against the throat of Carver Ocean and the referee makes a count.

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[DING DING]

Tommy Cornell - Wow, wasn’t aware that was actually a match!

Hardcore Psychopath stands up and has his arm lifted. He clotheslines the referee that lifts his arm, then exits the ring. Hardcore Psychopath and James Shark look at each other for a few seconds until he passes him by.

Tommy Cornell - James Shark is going to try to pull off in one night the unthinkable!

Nick Ridicule
Haven’t you got more important things to worry about Shark? It would seem to me as though you once again ignored any of my advice to you.

Nick Ridicule and Johnny Stylez enter the ring covered in gold. Nick Ridicule has both NLWF titles on his left shoulder, while Johnny Stylez has the World Championship hung from his pants belt.

Nick Ridicule
You will never be the No Limit Wrestling Federation Champion the way you are now! It wont happen! You have to be able to truly carry the weight of the promotion you represent and I don’t think you’ve got it in you. Sure you’ve carried weight elsewhere but anytime NLWF has out it’s brand of hype on things you’ve been crushed by the weight.

Nick Ridicule leans over the rope and looks at James Shark who is staring at him watching him carefully.

Nick Ridicule
I only tell you this because it’s a brand new year. You have a chance to erase your history as a failed hype man and finally start to pave a legacy of Immortal stature. You will either fail again or do something you’ve never done before and become the greatness you claim to have! You have the shot of finally living up to all that hype you never really could deliver!

Nick Ridicule smirks and turns his back facing his father Johnny Stylez in the middle of the ring.

Nick Ridicule
I know this, because my father has the same chance. I know this, because I have that same chance. Although I have always lived up to my greatness, I have a chance to raise the bar even higher to places I never thought I would get the chance to go. I’m starting with you James Shark. I’ve never once been able to get through to you. I’ve tried everything to get through to you. Maybe this day will be the time I get through to you and you’re able to do something that renews my hope, my faith, in James Shark!

Johnny Stylez
Couldn’t have said it better myself, son. Lets give these peeps a match they can talk about all the way until next year when we’re standing by as STILL CHAMPIONS!

Nick Ridicule
Bold, very bold. We will have broken all the records, but I’m up for it pops. Lets see how long we can keep the gold right where it belongs.

Tommy Cornell - Here we go, father versus son, exhibition style match up here!

Unified No Limit Wrestling Federation Champion

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versus-

World Heavyweight Wrestling Champion
Nick Ridicule

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versus-

Johnny Stylez

Nick Ridicule and Johnny Stylez put their titles in their corner and rolls up their sleeves.

Nick Ridicule
I’ve been drinking a bit, so excuse me if I’m sloppy.

Johnny Stylez
I’ve been drinking a bit as well.. Chances are we’ll have an even better match this way.

They continue to get ready. Nick Ridicule squares off as Johnny Stylez leans in the corner and kicks his legs up relaxing.

Nick Ridicule
That’s how we’re playing this?

Nick Ridicule smirks as he moves toward the corner. Johnny Stylez drops down.

Johnny Stylez
Uh oh, trapped in the corner!

Johnny Stylez dips down shooting in on Nick Ridicule turning him around so he’s in the corner instead. Johnny Stylez locks Nick Ridicule in a headlock and scrapes him face first across the top rope.

Johnny Stylez
Old school! You liked that one Cornell!

Tommy Cornell - Yes I did! The old rope burn to the face!

Nick Ridicule smiles and runs at Johnny Stylez dropping him with a shoulderblock. Nick Ridicule runs to the ropes and Johnny Stylez rolls over to his stomach forcing Nick Ridicule to leap over him. Nick Ridicule rebounds as Johnny Stylez stands up and leaps over him allowing him to run to the ropes again. Johnny Stylez follows Nick Ridicule to the ropes and the bounce off at the same time and run across the ring together. They rebound and Nick Ridicule stops but Johnny Stylez keeps running and grabs his arm whipping him off to the ropes again. Johnny Stylez runs and slides out of the ring where he grabs some champagne and pops it open. Inside the ring Nick Ridicule continues to run to the ropes back and forth.

Tommy Cornell - THIS is ridiculous!

Johnny Stylez pours himself some champagne in a glass, then he sips it and gulps it down before chugging from the bottle. Nick Ridicule hits the ropes and rebounds again running across the ring. Johnny Stylez finish off the bottle and he slides into the ring and runs to the middle. Nick Ridicule rebounds into a back body drop from Johnny Stylez but he manages to land on his feet and continue running to the ropes.

Tommy Cornell - Hahaha this is getting outrageous!

Nick Ridicule rebounds off the ropes and runs Johnny Stylez down bumping into him as he runs by to the ropes again. Johnny Stylez is quick to get up and Nick Ridicule runs past him dropping him again.

Tommy Cornell - The wind Nick Ridicule is picking up by hitting the ropes is knocking Johnny Stylez down!

Nick Ridicule hits the ropes again Johnny Stylez stands up looking at him.

Tommy Cornell - Even Stylez has had enough of his rope running! He’s like an expressionless machine running to those ropes!

Johnny Stylez waves his hand in front of the face of Nick Ridicule as he runs by and hits the ropes. Johnny Stylez holds his hand out and Nick Ridicule runs past it and hits the ropes again.

Johnny Stylez
ENOUGH!

Johnny Stylez stands in the middle of the ring and holds up his hand. Nick Ridicule rebounds and runs at him, then dives around his leg and rolls him up school boy style.

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Johnny Stylez barely kicks out of the flash pinfall, a look of shock on his face as Nick Ridicule stands up laughing.

Tommy Cornell - That was close!

Johnny Stylez stands up and goes to shove Nick Ridicule but he’s whipped to the ropes where he rebounds into a Nick Kick to the face dropping him. Nick Ridicule quickly pins him.

-1-2-3

Johnny Stylez kicks out again and stands up with a chop to the chest of Nick Ridicule who laughs it off. Johnny Stylez delivers another knife edge chop to the chest of Nick Ridicule this one backing him up taking the smile off his face.

Tommy Cornell - It’s getting serious now! The competitive spirit had to take over at some point!

Johnny Stylez delivers another chop but Nick Ridicule reverses the position, able to get him into the corner. Nick Ridicule delivers a chop across the chest of Johnny Stylez, open hand style. He pushes him over the turnbuckle and delivers another chop to the open chest. Johnny Stylez pokes Nick Ridicule to his eye.

Tommy Cornell - NLWF Champion versus World Champion, it rarely happens but when it does it’s special!

Johnny Stylez comes out of the corner with back elbow to the face of Nick Ridicule. He’s lifted up and taken down with a back suplex counter move. Johnny Stylez lands then rolls so he has Nick Ridicule pinned on the mat.

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Nick Ridicule kicks out but is rolled up for a pin.

-1-2-3

Nick Ridicule kicks out again and Johnny Stylez locks in a crossface on him as he’s standing up.

Tommy Cornell - Submission hold applied.

Nick Ridicule stands up with Johnny Stylez and he backflips him out of the submission hold so they’re side by side. James Shark enters the ring and runs with a clothesline dropping Nick Ridicule and Johnny Stylez down.

Tommy Cornell - Shark just ruined the match! It was getting heated!

James Shark waits for Nick Ridicule and Johnny Stylez to stand up, stalking them on the mat. Robbie Hart makes his way to the ring but he’s followed and attacked by the Mafia Movement, London Carter and Anthony King. James Shark clotheslines Nick Ridicule and Johnny Stylez out of the ring over the ropes.

Tommy Cornell - I’ve seen this before! ALL HELL IS ABOUT TO BREAK LOOSE!

Robbie Hart is thrown into the ring, followed in by London Carter and Anthony King. James Shark and London Carter look like they’re going to go at it until Steven Angel enters. He takes James Shark down and applies the ankle lock on him.

Tommy Cornell - HERE COMES SOME HARDCORE HELL!

Hardcore Psychopath enters hitting Steven Angel with his kendo stick. James Betterman, followed by Max Adamson enter the ring and join the battle starting to fill the ring.

Tommy Cornell - This is getting wild, some of the people here are starting to form mosh pits! Oh no, NLWF is going to cause a riot in Times Square!

James Shark stands up and throws a stiff punch at London Carter but it’s taken full force by Damien Young, knocking him down and out of the ring through the ropes.

Tommy Cornell - He saved London!

London Carter drops down out of the ring and watches the battle inside of it as James Shark stares at him. Anthony King spears Robbie Hart out of the ring. James Shark turns around and begins to lay anyone out that comes near him. Hardcore Psycho uses his kendo stick to clothesline Max Adamson and James Betterman out of the ring along with himself.

Tommy Cornell - Just James Shark and Steven Angel remain!

Steven Angel slowly gets up, holding both sides of his face. James Shark smiles as and backs into the corner. Steven Angel turns around and James Shark launches himself stepping back off the middle turnbuckle. He lands a huge superman punch that catches as crumbles Steven Angel in the center of the ring. James Shark lifts Steven Angel to his feet and throws him over the ropes near London Carter still watching. James Shark holds up his arms and celebrates being the last man standing in the middle of the ring. James Shark and London Carter stare each other down.

Tommy Cornell - Get in there and get some! Fight him Carter!

James Shark begs for London Carter to enter the ring.

[CHARGE BATTERY]

Steven Angel suddenly sits up as London Carter steps forward as if to go into the ring. Steven Angel puts on the mask becoming Dave Zombie as he stands up looking into the ring at James Shark. Dave Zombie runs and enters the ring then goes face to face with James Shark.

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James Shark holds his arm back ready to defend himself but Dave Zombie just stares breathing hard as he looks at James Shark.

Tommy Cornell - DAMN BATTERY!

-STATIC-