New No Limit Champ

by Tyler Lucas July 3rd 2009, 1:59 am

Resiliency

The scene opens with Tyler Lucas
sitting on a bench in the middle of some random park. He has on black
jeans with a fresh Jordan shirt. He has on the newest jordans on his
feet. He is just sitting there and watching over the whole park. He
sees three little kids playing in the sand and a boy pushing a girl
on the swing set. He chuckles to himself as he thinks back to when he
used to be a youngster. He turns his head and just looks off into
space. Tyler has a look on his face as if he is thinking about
nothing at all. He turns and looks right into the camera and starts
to speak.

Tyler Lucas: Well well well, looks like
Nathan Lancaster couldn't come through on his promise and dunk on me
as he put it. Instead, I gave him an ass whooping to remember and got
his sorry ass fired. I thought he was supposed to be the fucking
future. He didn't even last a whole week on the NLWF roster. That's
just fucking sad. I expected so much from his ass, after he talked
all that shit about being a fucking beast athlete. He wasn't a beast
at shit. He probably played kicker or punter for the college football
team he was on, if he was even on the damn team. Water boy anyone?
Now what is he to do? He quit college, got fired from a wrestling
organization after just one week, he's fucked. HAHAHA, what a fucking
douche.

Tyler takes a look down at his shirt
and wipes a little bit of dust off of it.

Tyler Lucas: Now Kalvin Brown on the
other hand actually surprised me. I thought after he saw he was in a
match with me he would just call in sick. But, he surprised me and
gave a decent fight compared to big mouth. You may not be the elite,
but you have a possible good career ahead of you if you stay on it.
As long as you stay out of my way, I'm okay with you.

Tyler turns away from the camera and
stands up from the bench. He stretches his legs, back, and arms then
starts to walk on a paved trail. He sees a couple of guys that look
his age walking his way with a basketball in their hands. They have
on basketball gear, but don't look like much to Tyler. One of them is
black and the other is white. The white guy is the one holding the
basketball. Tyler takes turns mean mugging the shit out of each of
them. The white guy starts to mug him back. Tyler gets a smile on his
face.

White Guy: Do you got a fucking
problem, bitch?

Tyler looks away and smiles even bigger
to himself. He looks back and knocks the basketball out of the man's
hands. The man gets a shitty look on his face and charges at Tyler.
Tyler just dips down picks the man up and spine busters him on solid
concrete. Then he stands up and jumps at the black guy. The black guy
flinches, then takes off running down the street. Tyler laughs to
himself then walks over to the guy still on the ground.

Tyler Lucas: It hurts to have a big
mouth doesn't it?

Tyler kicks the guy in the gut as the
scene fades to black.....

No Limit Champion?

The scene opens outside of a hospital.
It cuts right into a room where Tyler Lucas has pulled a chair up
next to one of the patients there.

Tyler Lucas: It's okay grandma, I'm
going to take care of all of this fucking bullshit. You get your
rest, you need it.

Tyler just stands up and walks out of
the room in the hallway. He walks about fifteen down the hall and
goes into a restroom. He doesn't use the toilet, he just walks up to
a sink and runs some water over his hands. He splashes the water into
his face and looks at himself in the mirror. He stares for a second
before speaking.

Tyler Lucas: I may be distracted now,
but come this week on Direct Hit there will be only one thing on my
mind. That one thing will be to leave the show as the No Limit
Champion of NLWF. This is my fucking chance to prove that I actually
belong on the NLWF roster. There is no way I'm going to let anything
stand in my way.

Tyler reaches down and turns off the
still running water.

Tyler Lucas: For the second straight
week, I am in a triple treat match. But, this time there is a title
on the line. This time, there is a little prestige that comes with
victory. Last week, I fought two nobodies. This week I'll be matched
up against the current No Limit Champion Swan Lee and Alex Mark.

Apparently, Alex Mark had a rough
childhood. He was supposedly pressured into becoming a wrestler like
his adoptive father once was. He probably wanted to be a ballerina
dancer or a Dallas Cowboy cheer leader. That's every little girl's
dream isn't it?

I also seen that Alex was kidnapped by
Brenton Cyrus and liked it. I'm not really into that thing, but
that's cool if you fuck guys. I got friends that fuck guys, in jail.

Tyler scratches his chest, then goes
back to talking.

Tyler Lucas: Now to the No Limit
Champion, Swan Lee. I heard from another NLWF roster member that you
were a gay ass faggot ass bitch. And when I heard that, I laughed at
what I thought was a joke. But, when I looked at you biography and
saw some of your previous matches, I didn't know what the fuck to do.
I thought to myself, well damn! This nigga really is a gay bitch.

But on a serious note, Swan Lee isn't
even a real fucking wrestler. I mean, who the fuck decides to become
a professional wrestler so that they can rub up on other guys? He
doesn't even really promo, he just sits there and talks about how bad
he wants to suck his opponent cock or give them aids.

The only reason Swan Lee wins is
because he gay's it up in the ring, so they just want to get the fuck
out of there. Swan Lee as brought shame to the No Limit Title and to
the whole NLWF organization. This week on Direct Hit, I will bring
that shame to an end. I will win the No Limit Belt and return glory
to the title.

Tyler gives himself one more look in
the mirror before leaving the bathroom. As soon as he gets into the
hall, he sees a fine ass nurse. He gives her a whistle as the scene
fades to black.....