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KINGDOM of RIDICULE: Unfinished Business RP 3
by Nick Ridicule November 22nd 2012, 5:12 am
October 19th 2012
Alice at Home in Wonderland
9:00AM
Bromsgrove, Worcestershire, UK
The show resumes as a limousine arrives in front of a house. Alice Wright and Nick Ridicule step out of the vehicle, looking at the place.
Alice Wright
Home sweet home.
She hurries ahead as a man steps out of the house, hurrying to greet her. Nick Ridicule stands by then begins to casually walk toward the two of them. They hug and break apart, Alice Wright leading the man by his hand.
Alice Wright
Daddy, this is Nick Ridicule.
Alice Wright forces his hand out to shake hands with Nick Ridicule. Her father looks at each of the cameras, then at Nick Ridicule.
Alice Wright
He’s a fighter in the federation that signed me! Not just any fighter, but the NLWF Champion and main event of City of Evil!
Nick Ridicule
A pleasure to meet you Mr. Wright.
Nick Ridicule releases the hand of Mr. Wright. He reaches to hold the hand of Alice Wright, but she pulls her hands up.
Alice Wright
Just ignore the cameras Daddy, pretend like they aren’t even here!
She uses her hands to brush them off like they are no big deal.
Alice Wright
Nick has agreed to train with me for City of Evil!
Alice Wright leads the way to the house.
Alice Wright
Come on, I’ll show you the house! Oh and my room!
Mr. Wright stops at the front door, placing his hand on his daughters shoulder.
Mr. Wright
Can I talk to you...
He looks at Nick Ridicule and the cameramen.
Mr. Wright
In private.
He leads his daughter into the house, closing the door behind him. Nick Ridicule smirks and turns around for the camera.
Nick Ridicule
Why is it that when people see me, they look at me as if i’m their worst nightmare?
Nick Ridicule shrugs at the rhetorical question.
Nick Ridicule
He could have invited us inside.. Offered a guy a cup o’tea!
Nick Ridicule chuckles to himself.
Nick Ridicule
Hmmm... I have a question for you guys, and I know you wont answer, but here it goes. Should I try to be romantic?
One of the cameras begins to move up and down.
Nick Ridicule
Are you nodding? Wow! That’s the most i’ve been acknowledged by any of you since we were introduced!
Nick Ridicule stares at him surprised.
Nick Ridicule
Just because of that, I’m going to go for it!
Nick Ridicule rushes past the cameramen hurrying to the limousine. The vehicle takes off before any of the cameramen have a chance to move. They watch as the car disappears in the distance. The shot fades away.
Alice Wright
Nick, would you like to come inside?
The show returns with the front door of the house opening.
Alice Wright
Where did he go?
Alice Wright looks at the camera.
Alice Wright
Oh right, you wont tell me.
She looks around, then she turns around and storms into the house. The limousine arrives shortly after, Nick Ridicule hurrying out, returning to where he was.
Nick Ridicule
Have they come out? Should I take a hint and leave?
Nick Ridicule smiles as the door to the house opens again.
Mr. Wright
See, I didn’t scare him off, he’s right there!
Alice Wright moves past her father through the door.
Alice Wright
Where did you go?
She walks up to Nick Ridicule and grabs his hand.
Nick Ridicule
Uh... Had to piss.
Nick Ridicule chuckles as he’s guided into the house. Mr. Wright stares at Nick Ridicule as he passes by. The camera follows them into the house.
Alice Wright
Would you like some tea? Anything?
Nick Ridicule
No thanks. We should get going though, I’m ready to start training.
Alice Wright
Oh, alright. I’ll get my gym bag.
Alice Wright walks away into a room. Nick Ridicule looks at Mr. Wright, still staring at him from near the front door. Mr. Wright opens his mouth to say something, but his daughter comes out with her bag.
Nick Ridicule
I’ll take that for you.
Nick Ridicule takes the bag from Alice Wright, tossing it up to his shoulder. He turns around and walks to the door.
Nick Ridicule
Nice meeting you, Dad.
Nick Ridicule winks at Mr. Wright as he steps out of the house, a smirk on his face. He continues to the limousine, tossing the bag in before entering. He’s followed shortly thereafter by Alice Wright.
Nick Ridicule
Should I get a hotel room? I know it was a bit presumptuous, but I thought you would have a place for me to stay.
Alice Wright
I thought you would just spend the night at my house.
Nick Ridicule
Are you inviting me over for a slumber party?
Alice Wright
Can you have a slumber party with just two people?
Nick Ridicule
I don’t know, you’re the first to invite me to a slumber party.
Alice Wright
Then sure, a slumber party it is!
Alice Wright moves to the front of the limousine to give the driver directions. She comes back and sits next to Nick Ridicule.
Alice Wright
I’m warning you, this place is nothing fancy. But it’s where I learned everything I know about wrestling, so be nice!
Nick Ridicule
They do call me, Nick “The Nice Guy” Ridicule...
He rolls his eyes as the sarcasm emanates from his mouth.
Alice Wright
Oh yeah right!
The shot fades out until it returns with the limousine arriving outside a studio. The initials on the sign read NGW: Next Generation Wrestling.
Nick Ridicule
I can’t believe how much traveling I’ve done the last few weeks.
Alice Wright
All first class and driven around.
Nick Ridicule
Still doing a lot of moving!
They exit the limousine looking ahead at the studio. Nick Ridicule holds both his and the gym bag of Alice Wright.
Nick Ridicule
So this is the place?
Alice Wright
Where Alice Wright the wrestler came to be! Three years of training nearly everyday!
Nick Ridicule gives an approving nod of his head. Alice Wright leads the way inside. Excitement crosses her face as she sees a man wearing a Next Generation Wrestling T-Shirt.
Alice Wright
Toby!
Alice Wright runs over and hugs the man.
Alice Wright
I have someone I want you to meet.
Toby Robinson
Nick F’N Ridicule!
He walks over and extends his hand.
Toby Robinson
I’m Toby Robinson, graduate and now trainer here at Next Generation Wrestling!
Nick Ridicule shakes his hand.
Alice Wright
We met after a City of Evil press conference, he kinda swept me off my feet.
Nick Ridicule
Actually I pulled her by the hand, but close enough.
Alice Wright and Nick Ridicule gaze at each other, interrupted only as Toby Robinson steps between them.
Toby Robinson
Well isn’t that just peachy keen! I’m going to go get Double D, tell him you’re back!
Toby Robinson walks away mumbling to himself, looking at the camera as he passes it by. Nick Ridicule and Alice Wright look at each other again. They share a smile.
Nick Ridicule
Where can we get ready?
Alice Wright
Oh right, come on, I’ll show you the locker rooms.
Alice Wright leads the way to the back of the studio. She stops as a grizzled older gentlemen steps out, followed by Toby Robinson.
Alice Wright
Double D!
Alice Wright hugs the older man as he stares at Nick Ridicule, a snarl on his face.
Dave "Double D" Davies
What did I tell you about hugging me, darling?
Alice Wright rolls her eyes as she lets go of him. He spits, not taking his eyes off of Nick Ridicule.
Alice Wright
I know, I know, but it feels like it’s been so long!
Dave "Double D" Davies
It’s the same thing I told you about bringing uninvited guests here.. Don’t do it!
Alice Wright looks at Double D with her puppy dog eyes and pouted lip.
Dave "Double D" Davies
Grrr... Don’t look at me like that!
He grinds his teeth together.
Dave "Double D" Davies
Fine! Just for you Alice! Ridicule, you’ll train with me! Alice, work with Toby.
He begins to walk away but stops as Nick Ridicule speaks out.
Nick Ridicule
Actually I came here to work with Alice.
Double D turns around.
Dave "Double D" Davies
Well La Di Da, Princess! You want a cookie or something?
Nick Ridicule
No, no cookies thanks. I want to work with Alice. I thought I was being pretty clear.
Nick Ridicule smirks.
Dave "Double D" Davies
You’ve got a big mouth kid! I’m not going to just let you walk in here, with your funny looking hair, and disrespect me or my school! We’ve been working with Alice for a long time, developing the perfect style for her, so she can beat even the biggest douche bag meat heads, such as yourself!
Nick Ridicule nods his head.
Nick Ridicule
Wow, douche bag meat heads. Would like to see what one of those looks like.
Toby Robinson
Why don’t you just look into a mirror?
Nick Ridicule
Why look into a mirror, when you gentlemen provide just the reflection I’m looking for?
Nick Ridicule raises his eyebrows at them, still smirking. Alice Wright stands back, watching wide eyed, her hands behind her back.
Dave "Double D" Davies
YOU AND ME! RIGHT NOW!
Double D storms off toward the ring.
Dave "Double D" Davies
Alice, work with Toby, NOW! I don’t want you to see this...
Double D enters the ring and begins to crack his neck. He turns around and motions for the motionless Nick Ridicule to bring it on.
Nick Ridicule
Are you serious?
Nick Ridicule looks at Toby Robinson.
Nick Ridicule
He serious?
Nick Ridicule holds up his hand, several inches away from the face of Toby Robinson, locking in the force face claw as he looks at Alice Wright.
Nick Ridicule
Are they serious?
Dave "Double D" Davies
Come on kiddo, I don’t have all day to teach you a valuable lesson! Unless you’re afraid of being taken to school by an old timer.
Toby Robinson walks over and grabs the hand of Alice Wright, leading her away to the other side of the gym. Alice Wright looks back at Nick Ridicule as he puts his hand down.
Dave "Double D" Davies
I know all about you!
Nick Ridicule shifts his focus as the words Double D uses sends a shiver down his spine, goosebumps on his skin.
Dave "Double D" Davies
That’s right! I did my research as soon as Alice told us she signed a deal!
Nick Ridicule slowly begins to walk toward the ring, putting a smirk on the face of Double D this time.
Dave "Double D" Davies
Ohhhh, I finally got past that big head of yours! Made it into those floppy ears! You actually heard something I had to say! I guess jackasses can be taught!
Nick Ridicule makes it to the ring post, looking into the ring at Double D in the corner, ready for action.
Nick Ridicule
You’re talking mad shit old man, you’re starting to insult me. Respect is a two way thing and I deserve it! I’ve shown Alice nothing but respect, enough for her to show me her favorite places.
Dave "Double D" Davies
She’s naive. Innocent. But I’m sure you know that! I’ve studied the NLWF night and day since she told me and I’ve had nightmares after some of the things i’ve witnessed! You and your Salvation buddies...
Nick Ridicule interrupts as he enters the ring.
Nick Ridicule
Trust me when I say, you don’t know anything about me!
Dave "Double D" Davies
I know all about Ashley Matthews.
Nick Ridicule looks at Double D stunned.
Dave "Double D" Davies
I wont let you ruin the life of Alice, they way you ruined the life of Ashley!
Nick Ridicule shakes his head.
Nick Ridicule
You have NO idea what you’re talking about or who you’re messing with!
Dave "Double D" Davies
On the contrary Ridicule. I do. Look, I’ve already got you where I want you!
Dave "Double D" Davies swoops out of the corner, reaching down to sweep the legs out from under Nick Ridicule. He falls to the mat and uses his feet to push Double D away into the corner. Nick Ridicule kips up to his feet and motions for him to bring it on.
Nick Ridicule
You have to trust me, my only intention is to protect Alice in the NLWF, to keep her safe in one of the most dangerous companies on earth!
Dave "Double D" Davies
Your words mean spit to me sunny... I know you’ll ruin her life! All that’s left is for me to try and stop you!
Nick Ridicule
Then we have reached an impasse.
Nick Ridicule holds his arms out staring at Double D in the corner. Double D stares at Nick Ridicule shaking his head, anger boiling over, showing in his face. He backs into the corner and steps up on the bottom turnbuckle.
Dave "Double D" Davies
Alice is the best student I have had..
He climbs up to the middle turnbuckle, Nick Ridicule still staring at him with his arms out to the side.
Dave "Double D" Davies
She’s trained to handle herself against your evil, the evil of that federation, but if she lets her guard down I know it’ll cost her!
He sits on the top turnbuckle and points at Nick Ridicule, who can only watch on confused.
Dave "Double D" Davies
I... WILL... BURY... YOU!!!
Dave "Double D" Davies leaps into action, propelling himself up off the middle turnbuckle full force. He gains height and claps his hands together creating a double fist that he holds up by his head. He releases a war cry as he soars at Nick Ridicule.
Dave "Double D" Davies
AWWWWWWRRRRRRGGGG!
Nick Ridicule jumps up with a knee, propelling himself even higher as he throws the bicycle kick catching Dave "Double D" Davies to the face. The blow sends his dentures flying out of his mouth across the ring back into the corner, landing on the top turnbuckle. Double D hits the ground hard, in the fetal position.
Nick Ridicule
....Ohhhhhh shit....
Nick Ridicule stares down at the downed Double D. He looks over his shoulder to see if anyone else has noticed what he has yet, then he looks directly into the camera, a look of guilt across his face.
Nick Ridicule
Please God, let him still be alive! I promised myself I wasn’t going to kill anyone this time around!
Nick Ridicule drops down and checks on Double D, placing two fingers under his neck.
Nick Ridicule
He’s still got a pulse! THEFUCK WAS HE THINKING!?
Nick Ridicule stands up, looking down at Double D, repulsed.
Toby Robinson
WHAT DID YOU DO YOU BLOODY BLOKE!?
Nick Ridicule spins around and watches as Toby Robinson enters the ring, pushing past him to get to Double D.
Toby Robinson
You killed him you wanker!
Nick Ridicule
He tried to fucking double ax handle me! Did he just think I was going to take it on the forehead?
Nick Ridicule exits the ring as Alice Wright walks over, hand over her mouth.
Nick Ridicule
He didn’t even try to set the move up! He totally telegraphed it! I didn’t mean to knock him out! IT was just instinct. Oh god... What have I done?
Nick Ridicule sits on the ring apron as Alice Wright enters the ring to check on her trainer. The show fades away as other members of the gym call for medics. The show returns with Double D being stretchered away. Toby Robinson follows at his side. Alice Wright tries to follow, but he stops her.
Toby Robinson
You stay put, I’ll deal with you once I know he’s safely on his way to the hospital!
Toby Robinson escorts Double D out of the gym as Alice Wright turns around and walks to the ring. She enters and approaches Nick Ridicule who stands in the center of the ring.
Alice Wright
Hey...
Nick Ridicule
...I could have just taken the double ax handle to the face and no sold it... why did I counter.. why did he scream at me while doing it..
Alice Wright
He loved to scream more than he loved wrestling.
Nick Ridicule
He loves those things, don’t say loved, you make it sound like I killed him!
Alice Wright
Right.. loves!
Nick Ridicule stares ahead at the corner. He shakes his head.
Nick Ridicule
LOOK HOW HIS TEETH LANDED!
Nick Ridicule buries his face in his hands and he walks to the opposite corner, burying himself further in the top turnbuckle.
Alice Wright
Oh geez!
Alice Wright looks at the teeth on the top turnbuckle.
Alice Wright
He’s not even here and I feel like he’s going to chew me out while I’m in the ring.
Nick Ridicule looks at Alice Wright from out of the corner. He smirks.
Alice Wright
Pun not intended... What did you do to him?
Nick Ridicule
Bicycle Nick Kick. He jumped right into it!
Alice Wright throws a bicycle kick, getting close to the face of Nick Ridicule with her foot.
Alice Wright
Like that one?
Nick Ridicule doesn’t move or flinch an inch.
Nick Ridicule
That was pretty good.
Alice Wright
Pretty good? I would have kicked you right to the face!
Nick Ridicule
Nope, I would have countered.
Alice Wright
How do you know that?
Nick Ridicule
Try me!
Nick Ridicule holds his arms out to the side.
Nick Ridicule
I promise you wont end up like Double D.
Nick Ridicule winks at Alice Wright. She jumps at him and throws the bicycle kick but he catches both her legs and pulls her up for a power bomb. Nick Ridicule holds her up for a power bomb a few seconds, until Alice Wright locks her legs around his head and leans back, snapping him down with a Hurricanrana. Alice Wright mounts Nick Ridicule, her legs still wrapped around his neck as he lays on the mat.
Alice Wright
How does it feel to be taken down by a girl?
Nick Ridicule stares up at Alice Wright, semi choking, a smile trying to form on his face.
Nick Ridicule
Honestly.. I’m turned on. I've never been so turned on in my entire life!
Nick Ridicule chuckles as Alice Wright begins to blush. She twists his arm, the head scissors still applied.
Toby Robinson
AM I interrupting something!?
Nick Ridicule
Round two another time, sweetheart.
Toby Robinson enters the ring.
Toby Robinson
What are you still doing here? You didn’t get your fix off of kicking Double D to the face, so now you want to fool around with Alice on our sacred gyms mat!? GET OUT OF HERE!
Alice Wright stands up, letting Nick Ridicule get to his feet. Nick Ridicule walks past the two of them and exits the ring.
Toby Robinson
I was talking to the both of you! Get out of here Alice! Double D was right, he said he was afraid you would change and considering the company you keep, I would say he was dead on! Come back when you get your priorities back in order! Until them, I’m suspending your membership!
Alice Wright walks past Toby Robinson. She smirks and flips him off with his back turned. She brings up her other hand and flips him off with both fingers, doing a FU dance behind him.
Toby Robinson
Are those...
Alice Wright stops dancing around behind him, bringing her hands behind her back.
Toby Robinson
Double D’s teeth?
The show fades away to the inside of the limousine as Nick Ridicule enters, his head down and shaking. Before he can close the door, Alice Wright hurries out of the gym, bag in hand. She tosses it in the way of the door before it can shut, then she gets inside.
Alice Wright
Trying to ditch me?
Nick Ridicule
No.. Not at all. I just thought you would never want to see me again..
Alice Wright closes the limousine door and it pulls away.
Alice Wright
You did what you had to do. They weren’t very accepting of you.
Nick Ridicule
I’ve gotten used to it.
Alice Wright
I think it’s because you have something dark about you. Like your aura or something, it’s like a huge shadow that seems to be cast on those you come across.
Nick Ridicule
Why hasn’t it come across you?
Alice Wright
I have a little secret..
Alice Wright motions with her hand and Nick Ridicule leans his ear in. Alice Wright whispers out loud enough for the cameras to hear her.
Alice Wright
I can see your light.
She winks at him as he looks at her, smiling. She looks ahead, Nick Ridicule still staring at her.
Alice Wright
I can see past that big dark shadow of yours, because I know that your light shines so much brighter than your darkness.
She looks at him again. He looks back at her, a touched look on his face.
Alice Wright
Glad I get to be a part of it.
Nick Ridicule
Part of what?
She giggles looking away out the window. Nick Ridicule nods his head as soon as he realizes she’s not going to answer. He smiles a wholehearted smile, then places both his hands over his heart. He looks out the other window as the show fades.
Nick Ridicule
Listen, if I’m going to be an intrusion here, like I was at your gym, I can just go get a room.. Plus we have these cameramen..
Alice Wright
Nonsense, we can and will fit everyone! I already talked to Daddy and he’s fine!
The show returns with the two entering the house, Alice Wright leading the way.
Alice Wright
I’m going to put tea on, it was a stressful training session!
Nick Ridicule
I’m sorry if I embarrassed you. You can train with me as long as you like, I’ll cover your travel too. It’s been a long time since anyone has seen the good in me..
Alice Wright
You didn’t, it was just a bad idea. Lets see how training goes first before we make any plans.
Nick Ridicule
Right.. Right, of course. I’m getting ahead of myself. I just feel bad that he kicked you out of the gym like that..
Alice Wright
Daddy, we’re home.. I’m home. With Nick.. and Cameramen..
Mr. Wright
What’s this I hear about you getting kicked out of the gym?
Alice Wright
Oh he was..
Alice Wright punches Nick Ridicule to the ribs.
Alice Wright
It was a fiasco! It’s tea time!
Alice Wright walks out of the room into the kitchen, leaving her father to stare at Nick Ridicule.
Mr. Wright
Kicked out of her gym? Where she’s been training the past several years?
Nick Ridicule stares down at the ground.
Nick Ridicule
I’m going to..
Mr. Wright interrupt, speaking with conviction while trying to keep his voice low so his daughter wont hear.
Mr. Wright
I don’t wanna hear about what you’re going to do, unless it’s staying away from Alice! I can tell you’re a menace just by looking at you!
Mr. Wright points at Nick Ridicule and starts to say something before he’s interrupted by his daughter as she walks back into the room.
Mr. Wright
and if you look right there, you’ll see a picture of Alice as a toddler.
Mr. Wright retracts his index finger and smiles at his daughter.
Alice Wright
Don’t show him pictures! How many scoops for your tea?
Nick Ridicule
I like mine light and sweet. Just like you I suppose.
Alice Wright smiles and walks back into the kitchen. Mr. Wright stares at Nick Ridicule, displeasure emanating from him.
Nick Ridicule
I have only the best intentions for your daughter.
Mr. Wright
Just keep your hands off of her.
Nick Ridicule
That’s going to be really hard for me to do.
Mr. Wright’s eyes go wide as he and Nick Ridicule have a brief stare down. Nick Ridicule begins to shake his head.
Nick Ridicule
That’s not what I meant! I meant because we will be training together.
Mr. Wright
You just keep those filthy hands off my..
Alice Wright backs up through the door, a tray with three tea cups on it in hand.
Mr. Wright
Alice!
Alice Wright
Careful, it’s hot.
They both remove their tea from the tray as Alice Wright sets it down on the table.
Mr. Wright
I think the three of us need to have a talk about what the plan is between the two of you. Shut the cameras off and go wait outside.
The show fades away as they begin to exit. The show returns with Nick Ridicule exiting the house, his hands on the back of his head.
Nick Ridicule
Can’t seem to catch a break today..
Alice Wright hurries from the house following Nick Ridicule as he makes his way toward the limousine.
Alice Wright
He just wanted to know what we would be doing and where we would be going the next few weeks.
Nick Ridicule doesn’t turn to look at Alice Wright.
Nick Ridicule
He hates me.
Alice Wright rushes around Nick Ridicule so she’s standing in front of him, stopping his pace.
Alice Wright
He doesn’t hate you, he doesn’t even know you.
Nick Ridicule
Exactly, so why the tone?
Alice Wright looks down.
Alice Wright
He’s just cautious. You can’t blame him for that, you’re very protective as well. I think if you two knew anything about each other, you would hit it off, like we have.
Nick Ridicule
Hopefully not like we have.
Nick Ridicule winks as he walks past Alice Wright to the back of the limousine.
Alice Wright
You know what I mean.
She follows behind.
Nick Ridicule
Yeah, I do. I’m worried to do anything else today cause I don’t want to make things worse.
Alice Wright rolls her eyes as she leans back against the limousine.
Alice Wright
I don’t think that’s possible at this point.
Nick Ridicule
Don’t be so sure.
Nick Ridicule opens the trunk of the limousine and pulls out a basket. Alice Wright grabs the free hand of Nick Ridicule after he closes the trunk.
Alice Wright
Come on, I want to take you somewhere.
Alice Wright leads the way, hurrying off down a path. They walk hand in hand until they make it to a park.
Alice Wright
This is my all time favorite place.
Nick Ridicule
Really?
Alice Wright
Yeah, why?
Nick Ridicule sets down the basket as he walks to the park swings.
Nick Ridicule
Just figured you were into other things, didn’t think you spent your time at a park.
Alice Wright
Here, at home, training to be a wrestler at the gym I’m kicked out of because of you..
Nick Ridicule gets on the swing and starts to move back and forth. He kicks his legs out to gain more momentum and lift each time then he jumps off and lands in front of the approaching Alice Wright.
Nick Ridicule
That should open up your insanely packed schedule, now you can spend more time with yours truly.
Nick Ridicule smiles and holds his arms out.
Alice Wright
At least you didn’t wink at me this time.
Alice Wright winks at Nick Ridicule as she passes him by on her way to the swing. She gets on.
Nick Ridicule
Very funny, but how else would you know I was flirting with you?
Alice Wright
Come push me.
Nick Ridicule walks over and stands behind Alice Wright, giving her a good starting push as she swings back and forth.
Alice Wright
It was obvious from the moment we met, now I just assume everything you say is your way of flirting with me.
Nick Ridicule
You know what they say when you assume, right?
Alice Wright
I suppose I just made an ass outta you and me.
Nick Ridicule pushes her underdog style, running through as he does. Alice Wright gets a lot of momentum from the push and she leaps off at the top of his lift. Alice Wright lands safely in the arms of Nick Ridicule. The two stare longingly into each others eyes.
Nick Ridicule
It’s a splendid park.
Alice Wright
Glad you approve.
From the top of the hill the shot shows Mr. Wright standing, watching the two of them without either knowing. Nick Ridicule sets Alice Wright down on her feet.
Alice Wright
Tag!
Alice Wright slaps Nick Ridicule to the arm as she makes her escape. She runs up the slide onto the playground structure as she watches Nick Ridicule come after her. He jumps with one leap to the side of the playground set, then he steps over it so he’s in front of Alice Wright.
Alice Wright
That’s cheating! So not fair!
Nick Ridicule
No cheating in a game with no rules! So it! Tag!
Nick Ridicule tags Alice Wright and makes an escape, jumping over and back down to the wood chips surrounding the playset. Alice Wright climbs up and leaps with a cross body, but is caught once again by Nick Ridicule.
Alice Wright
Tag?
Nick Ridicule
You win!
Nick Ridicule sets Alice Wright down, then he takes her by the hand.
Nick Ridicule
Come on, I want to show you something.
They walk over and grab the basket, then begin to walk into the nearby forest.
Alice Wright
I’ll be honest, I don’t ever go in here..
They continue to walk down the path hand in hand.
Nick Ridicule
Why not? These trees are so amazing, and I love how hazy and foggy it’s getting as the day ends.
Alice Wright
You’re not at all freaked out?
Nick Ridicule smirks, looking at Alice Wright as she holds his hand tight, staying close to his arm.
Nick Ridicule
Probably because I’m with you. I gotta keep up my fearless reputation.
Alice Wright
Yeah right..
Nick Ridicule has his attention drawn elsewhere. His head quickly turns to look over into the bushes.
Nick Ridicule
Did you see that?
Alice Wright gets even closer to Nick Ridicule as she looks over.
Alice Wright
Now is not the time to mess with me!
Nick Ridicule
No, watch.
Nick Ridicule lays the basket down. He opens it and pulls out a checkered, red and white, blanket. He opens the blanket up and lays it down, then he places the basket on top of it.
Alice Wright
Wow.. You brought a picnic?
Nick Ridicule continues to remove items from the picnic basket, placing them all about on the blanket.
Nick Ridicule
Actually I brought a Pick Nick.
Nick Ridicule winks at her, then he smiles.
Nick Ridicule
I really do wink a lot..
Alice Wright
That’s what I said, and yeah that’s what I said! A picnic and yes you wink at me too much.
Nick Ridicule shakes his head.
Nick Ridicule
Not a picnic.. A Pick Nick. As in, choose me.
Alice Wright giggles, while Nick Ridicule turns his attention back to setting things up.
Alice Wright
Choose you for what?
Nick Ridicule seemingly finishes setting things up. He turns around to face Alice Wright, sharing a smile with her.
Nick Ridicule
If you have to ask, you’ll never know.
Nick Ridicule turned around again, reaching down to grab a bottle.
Nick Ridicule
I wasn’t sure if you were allowed to drink or not. I didn’t bother to ask the drinking age here in the UK when I was at the store. So I got us some sparkling apple cider.
Nick Ridicule opens it and pours two glasses full. He hands one of the champagne glasses to Alice Wright, the holds his up.
Nick Ridicule
A toast. May the two of us be best friends forever.
Alice Wright
Cheers.
The two clink glasses together, then drink the sparkling apple cider.
Alice Wright
Mmm that’s really good, even though you could have gotten champagne if you wanted, I’m legal.
Nick Ridicule
Learn something new everyday. Wonder why they make us wait so long in America. This year is the only one I’ve been legally allowed to drink.
The two sit down on the blanket, enjoying the rest of their beverages. They eat some food and enjoy the picnic together.
Nick Ridicule
Close your eyes, I have an idea.
Alice Wright
Does this idea involve our lips?
Nick Ridicule
No, it’s something I saw while walking out here. I want to see if I can stir it up.
Alice Wright shrugs and closes her eyes. Nick Ridicule stands and begins to walk around the area, kicking the bushes all around. He hurries around in a circle, then he sits back down.
Nick Ridicule
It worked.. Open them.
Alice Wright opens her eyes to see that he was able to get the fireflies in the area moving and glowing all around.
Alice Wright
WOW!
Both Alice Wright and Nick Ridicule look around amazed as thousands of fireflies light the area.
Alice Wright
Come on, lets chase them!
Alice Wright stands, pulling Nick Ridicule to his feet by his hand. The two run through the forest chasing after the little lighting bugs, laughing as they frolic without a care in the world. Alice Wright captures one with her hands, then she sends it at Nick Ridicule watching as it lights up.
Alice Wright
This has been amazing! Everything with you has been so amazing!
Alice Wright takes both the hands of Nick Ridicule into her hands. She looks him straight into his eyes.
Alice Wright
Thank you.
Nick Ridicule pulls his hands away and he steps out of the forest. He sits at the top of a hill, looking out at the clearing ahead and the now night sky. Alice Wright joins his side, sitting next to him. She scoots even closer and rests her head on his shoulder.
Alice Wright
You’re supposed to say, “You’re welcome.” Or something that doesn’t make me feel like a fool.
Nick Ridicule
You’re very welcome.. It was not my intention to make you feel like a fool. I just feel as though I should be the one thanking you..
Alice Wright
For what?
Nick Ridicule
For making me smile for the first time in years. For making me believe again. I was ready to give up on Nick Ridicule, until the day I met you.
Alice Wright
Give up? That doesn’t sound right..
Nick Ridicule
One day I’ll better explain myself.. If you stick around with me that long.
Alice Wright
You aren’t getting rid of me without a fight.
Nick Ridicule lifts his arm and Alice Wright gets even closer to him. She wraps her arms around him and the two hug each other tight. They break away partially, Alice Wright still cuddled up next to him. They sit in silence as they stare out at the night sky. They look at each other with smiles every time a shooting star passes by.
Alice Wright
We should get back.
Nick Ridicule
I was worried you would say that..
Alice Wright
It’s not going to be a problem, I promise. But my bed is calling me.. Calling us..
Alice Wright and Nick Ridicule look at each other.
Alice Wright
I mean, if you want to cuddle to sleep. You don’t.. I shouldn’t have said that.. Just forget I said that.
Nick Ridicule
I would love to cuddle to sleep.. It’s been a long time though.
Alice Wright
I’ll cuddle you gently.
The two continue to stare into each others eyes, smirking at one another. They get up and make their way back to the house.
Alice Wright
Be very, very quiet!
Nick Ridicule
I thought you said it wouldn’t be a problem..
Alice Wright
It wont, as long as you’re quiet!
Alice Wright and Nick Ridicule sneak into the house, preventing the door from shutting with any force. They make it to Alice Wright’s room and close the door behind them.
Nick Ridicule
It is so hard to ninja around followed by cameramen!
Alice Wright
Yeah, but we did it!
Nick Ridicule looks around the room of Alice Wright. She walks over to the bathroom connected to her room, stopping at the door to look at Nick Ridicule.
Alice Wright
Get comfy, I’ll be out in a sec.
Alice Wright disappears into the bathroom, shutting the door behind her. Nick Ridicule looks at the bed when the door of her room opens. An arm reaches in to grab Nick Ridicule by his shirt, pulling him out of the room. Nick Ridicule goes face to face with Mr. Wright outside of his daughters room.
Mr. Wright
If you’re going to stay under my roof, you’re going to follow my rules! Which means I make the sleeping arrangements!
Mr. Wright points over to the couch, set up with a single pillow and blanket.
Mr. Wright
Enjoy your slumber.
Nick Ridicule reluctantly walks over to the couch. He looks down at a sleeping bag next to the couch.
Nick Ridicule
You’re going to put the cameramen on the floor?
Mr. Wright walks over and gets into the sleeping bag. He looks up at Nick Ridicule sitting on the couch.
Mr. Wright
I gave them my room. I’ll be sleeping right here to make sure no funny business happens over the night.
Nick Ridicule
Alice is an amazing, smart, and well raised, classy girl, don’t you trust her?
Mr. Wright
I trust Alice with all my heart, it’s other people I can’t trust!
Mr. Wright lays his head down and instantly begins to snore.
Nick Ridicule
You have got to be kidding me..
Nick Ridicule stands up and his ankle is grabbed by Mr. Wright.
Mr. Wright
Forgot to mention, I am the lightest sleeper you’ll ever come across!
Mr. Wright releases the ankle of Nick Ridicule as he sits back down. Alice Wright pokes her head out of her room. Her and Nick Ridicule look at each other. She tries to mouth something to him, but he doesn’t understand. She motions with her hand for him to come on, but he shakes his head no and points down. Alice Wright stands up on her tip toes to see her dad sleeping next to the couch. She rolls her eyes and mouths something else. Nick Ridicule smiles and holds back laughter. Alice Wright pouts, then she kisses her hand and blows Nick Ridicule a kiss. He catches it and places his hand over his heart. He kisses his hand and blows a kiss back. Alice Wright catches it and winks before stepping into her room, closing the door behind her.
Alice at Home in Wonderland
9:00AM
Bromsgrove, Worcestershire, UK
The show resumes as a limousine arrives in front of a house. Alice Wright and Nick Ridicule step out of the vehicle, looking at the place.
Alice Wright
Home sweet home.
She hurries ahead as a man steps out of the house, hurrying to greet her. Nick Ridicule stands by then begins to casually walk toward the two of them. They hug and break apart, Alice Wright leading the man by his hand.
Alice Wright
Daddy, this is Nick Ridicule.
Alice Wright forces his hand out to shake hands with Nick Ridicule. Her father looks at each of the cameras, then at Nick Ridicule.
Alice Wright
He’s a fighter in the federation that signed me! Not just any fighter, but the NLWF Champion and main event of City of Evil!
Nick Ridicule
A pleasure to meet you Mr. Wright.
Nick Ridicule releases the hand of Mr. Wright. He reaches to hold the hand of Alice Wright, but she pulls her hands up.
Alice Wright
Just ignore the cameras Daddy, pretend like they aren’t even here!
She uses her hands to brush them off like they are no big deal.
Alice Wright
Nick has agreed to train with me for City of Evil!
Alice Wright leads the way to the house.
Alice Wright
Come on, I’ll show you the house! Oh and my room!
Mr. Wright stops at the front door, placing his hand on his daughters shoulder.
Mr. Wright
Can I talk to you...
He looks at Nick Ridicule and the cameramen.
Mr. Wright
In private.
He leads his daughter into the house, closing the door behind him. Nick Ridicule smirks and turns around for the camera.
Nick Ridicule
Why is it that when people see me, they look at me as if i’m their worst nightmare?
Nick Ridicule shrugs at the rhetorical question.
Nick Ridicule
He could have invited us inside.. Offered a guy a cup o’tea!
Nick Ridicule chuckles to himself.
Nick Ridicule
Hmmm... I have a question for you guys, and I know you wont answer, but here it goes. Should I try to be romantic?
One of the cameras begins to move up and down.
Nick Ridicule
Are you nodding? Wow! That’s the most i’ve been acknowledged by any of you since we were introduced!
Nick Ridicule stares at him surprised.
Nick Ridicule
Just because of that, I’m going to go for it!
Nick Ridicule rushes past the cameramen hurrying to the limousine. The vehicle takes off before any of the cameramen have a chance to move. They watch as the car disappears in the distance. The shot fades away.
Alice Wright
Nick, would you like to come inside?
The show returns with the front door of the house opening.
Alice Wright
Where did he go?
Alice Wright looks at the camera.
Alice Wright
Oh right, you wont tell me.
She looks around, then she turns around and storms into the house. The limousine arrives shortly after, Nick Ridicule hurrying out, returning to where he was.
Nick Ridicule
Have they come out? Should I take a hint and leave?
Nick Ridicule smiles as the door to the house opens again.
Mr. Wright
See, I didn’t scare him off, he’s right there!
Alice Wright moves past her father through the door.
Alice Wright
Where did you go?
She walks up to Nick Ridicule and grabs his hand.
Nick Ridicule
Uh... Had to piss.
Nick Ridicule chuckles as he’s guided into the house. Mr. Wright stares at Nick Ridicule as he passes by. The camera follows them into the house.
Alice Wright
Would you like some tea? Anything?
Nick Ridicule
No thanks. We should get going though, I’m ready to start training.
Alice Wright
Oh, alright. I’ll get my gym bag.
Alice Wright walks away into a room. Nick Ridicule looks at Mr. Wright, still staring at him from near the front door. Mr. Wright opens his mouth to say something, but his daughter comes out with her bag.
Nick Ridicule
I’ll take that for you.
Nick Ridicule takes the bag from Alice Wright, tossing it up to his shoulder. He turns around and walks to the door.
Nick Ridicule
Nice meeting you, Dad.
Nick Ridicule winks at Mr. Wright as he steps out of the house, a smirk on his face. He continues to the limousine, tossing the bag in before entering. He’s followed shortly thereafter by Alice Wright.
Nick Ridicule
Should I get a hotel room? I know it was a bit presumptuous, but I thought you would have a place for me to stay.
Alice Wright
I thought you would just spend the night at my house.
Nick Ridicule
Are you inviting me over for a slumber party?
Alice Wright
Can you have a slumber party with just two people?
Nick Ridicule
I don’t know, you’re the first to invite me to a slumber party.
Alice Wright
Then sure, a slumber party it is!
Alice Wright moves to the front of the limousine to give the driver directions. She comes back and sits next to Nick Ridicule.
Alice Wright
I’m warning you, this place is nothing fancy. But it’s where I learned everything I know about wrestling, so be nice!
Nick Ridicule
They do call me, Nick “The Nice Guy” Ridicule...
He rolls his eyes as the sarcasm emanates from his mouth.
Alice Wright
Oh yeah right!
The shot fades out until it returns with the limousine arriving outside a studio. The initials on the sign read NGW: Next Generation Wrestling.
Nick Ridicule
I can’t believe how much traveling I’ve done the last few weeks.
Alice Wright
All first class and driven around.
Nick Ridicule
Still doing a lot of moving!
They exit the limousine looking ahead at the studio. Nick Ridicule holds both his and the gym bag of Alice Wright.
Nick Ridicule
So this is the place?
Alice Wright
Where Alice Wright the wrestler came to be! Three years of training nearly everyday!
Nick Ridicule gives an approving nod of his head. Alice Wright leads the way inside. Excitement crosses her face as she sees a man wearing a Next Generation Wrestling T-Shirt.
Alice Wright
Toby!
Alice Wright runs over and hugs the man.
Alice Wright
I have someone I want you to meet.
Toby Robinson
Nick F’N Ridicule!
He walks over and extends his hand.
Toby Robinson
I’m Toby Robinson, graduate and now trainer here at Next Generation Wrestling!
Nick Ridicule shakes his hand.
Alice Wright
We met after a City of Evil press conference, he kinda swept me off my feet.
Nick Ridicule
Actually I pulled her by the hand, but close enough.
Alice Wright and Nick Ridicule gaze at each other, interrupted only as Toby Robinson steps between them.
Toby Robinson
Well isn’t that just peachy keen! I’m going to go get Double D, tell him you’re back!
Toby Robinson walks away mumbling to himself, looking at the camera as he passes it by. Nick Ridicule and Alice Wright look at each other again. They share a smile.
Nick Ridicule
Where can we get ready?
Alice Wright
Oh right, come on, I’ll show you the locker rooms.
Alice Wright leads the way to the back of the studio. She stops as a grizzled older gentlemen steps out, followed by Toby Robinson.
Alice Wright
Double D!
Alice Wright hugs the older man as he stares at Nick Ridicule, a snarl on his face.
Dave "Double D" Davies
What did I tell you about hugging me, darling?
Alice Wright rolls her eyes as she lets go of him. He spits, not taking his eyes off of Nick Ridicule.
Alice Wright
I know, I know, but it feels like it’s been so long!
Dave "Double D" Davies
It’s the same thing I told you about bringing uninvited guests here.. Don’t do it!
Alice Wright looks at Double D with her puppy dog eyes and pouted lip.
Dave "Double D" Davies
Grrr... Don’t look at me like that!
He grinds his teeth together.
Dave "Double D" Davies
Fine! Just for you Alice! Ridicule, you’ll train with me! Alice, work with Toby.
He begins to walk away but stops as Nick Ridicule speaks out.
Nick Ridicule
Actually I came here to work with Alice.
Double D turns around.
Dave "Double D" Davies
Well La Di Da, Princess! You want a cookie or something?
Nick Ridicule
No, no cookies thanks. I want to work with Alice. I thought I was being pretty clear.
Nick Ridicule smirks.
Dave "Double D" Davies
You’ve got a big mouth kid! I’m not going to just let you walk in here, with your funny looking hair, and disrespect me or my school! We’ve been working with Alice for a long time, developing the perfect style for her, so she can beat even the biggest douche bag meat heads, such as yourself!
Nick Ridicule nods his head.
Nick Ridicule
Wow, douche bag meat heads. Would like to see what one of those looks like.
Toby Robinson
Why don’t you just look into a mirror?
Nick Ridicule
Why look into a mirror, when you gentlemen provide just the reflection I’m looking for?
Nick Ridicule raises his eyebrows at them, still smirking. Alice Wright stands back, watching wide eyed, her hands behind her back.
Dave "Double D" Davies
YOU AND ME! RIGHT NOW!
Double D storms off toward the ring.
Dave "Double D" Davies
Alice, work with Toby, NOW! I don’t want you to see this...
Double D enters the ring and begins to crack his neck. He turns around and motions for the motionless Nick Ridicule to bring it on.
Nick Ridicule
Are you serious?
Nick Ridicule looks at Toby Robinson.
Nick Ridicule
He serious?
Nick Ridicule holds up his hand, several inches away from the face of Toby Robinson, locking in the force face claw as he looks at Alice Wright.
Nick Ridicule
Are they serious?
Dave "Double D" Davies
Come on kiddo, I don’t have all day to teach you a valuable lesson! Unless you’re afraid of being taken to school by an old timer.
Toby Robinson walks over and grabs the hand of Alice Wright, leading her away to the other side of the gym. Alice Wright looks back at Nick Ridicule as he puts his hand down.
Dave "Double D" Davies
I know all about you!
Nick Ridicule shifts his focus as the words Double D uses sends a shiver down his spine, goosebumps on his skin.
Dave "Double D" Davies
That’s right! I did my research as soon as Alice told us she signed a deal!
Nick Ridicule slowly begins to walk toward the ring, putting a smirk on the face of Double D this time.
Dave "Double D" Davies
Ohhhh, I finally got past that big head of yours! Made it into those floppy ears! You actually heard something I had to say! I guess jackasses can be taught!
Nick Ridicule makes it to the ring post, looking into the ring at Double D in the corner, ready for action.
Nick Ridicule
You’re talking mad shit old man, you’re starting to insult me. Respect is a two way thing and I deserve it! I’ve shown Alice nothing but respect, enough for her to show me her favorite places.
Dave "Double D" Davies
She’s naive. Innocent. But I’m sure you know that! I’ve studied the NLWF night and day since she told me and I’ve had nightmares after some of the things i’ve witnessed! You and your Salvation buddies...
Nick Ridicule interrupts as he enters the ring.
Nick Ridicule
Trust me when I say, you don’t know anything about me!
Dave "Double D" Davies
I know all about Ashley Matthews.
Nick Ridicule looks at Double D stunned.
Dave "Double D" Davies
I wont let you ruin the life of Alice, they way you ruined the life of Ashley!
Nick Ridicule shakes his head.
Nick Ridicule
You have NO idea what you’re talking about or who you’re messing with!
Dave "Double D" Davies
On the contrary Ridicule. I do. Look, I’ve already got you where I want you!
Dave "Double D" Davies swoops out of the corner, reaching down to sweep the legs out from under Nick Ridicule. He falls to the mat and uses his feet to push Double D away into the corner. Nick Ridicule kips up to his feet and motions for him to bring it on.
Nick Ridicule
You have to trust me, my only intention is to protect Alice in the NLWF, to keep her safe in one of the most dangerous companies on earth!
Dave "Double D" Davies
Your words mean spit to me sunny... I know you’ll ruin her life! All that’s left is for me to try and stop you!
Nick Ridicule
Then we have reached an impasse.
Nick Ridicule holds his arms out staring at Double D in the corner. Double D stares at Nick Ridicule shaking his head, anger boiling over, showing in his face. He backs into the corner and steps up on the bottom turnbuckle.
Dave "Double D" Davies
Alice is the best student I have had..
He climbs up to the middle turnbuckle, Nick Ridicule still staring at him with his arms out to the side.
Dave "Double D" Davies
She’s trained to handle herself against your evil, the evil of that federation, but if she lets her guard down I know it’ll cost her!
He sits on the top turnbuckle and points at Nick Ridicule, who can only watch on confused.
Dave "Double D" Davies
I... WILL... BURY... YOU!!!
Dave "Double D" Davies leaps into action, propelling himself up off the middle turnbuckle full force. He gains height and claps his hands together creating a double fist that he holds up by his head. He releases a war cry as he soars at Nick Ridicule.
Dave "Double D" Davies
AWWWWWWRRRRRRGGGG!
Nick Ridicule jumps up with a knee, propelling himself even higher as he throws the bicycle kick catching Dave "Double D" Davies to the face. The blow sends his dentures flying out of his mouth across the ring back into the corner, landing on the top turnbuckle. Double D hits the ground hard, in the fetal position.
Nick Ridicule
....Ohhhhhh shit....
Nick Ridicule stares down at the downed Double D. He looks over his shoulder to see if anyone else has noticed what he has yet, then he looks directly into the camera, a look of guilt across his face.
Nick Ridicule
Please God, let him still be alive! I promised myself I wasn’t going to kill anyone this time around!
Nick Ridicule drops down and checks on Double D, placing two fingers under his neck.
Nick Ridicule
He’s still got a pulse! THEFUCK WAS HE THINKING!?
Nick Ridicule stands up, looking down at Double D, repulsed.
Toby Robinson
WHAT DID YOU DO YOU BLOODY BLOKE!?
Nick Ridicule spins around and watches as Toby Robinson enters the ring, pushing past him to get to Double D.
Toby Robinson
You killed him you wanker!
Nick Ridicule
He tried to fucking double ax handle me! Did he just think I was going to take it on the forehead?
Nick Ridicule exits the ring as Alice Wright walks over, hand over her mouth.
Nick Ridicule
He didn’t even try to set the move up! He totally telegraphed it! I didn’t mean to knock him out! IT was just instinct. Oh god... What have I done?
Nick Ridicule sits on the ring apron as Alice Wright enters the ring to check on her trainer. The show fades away as other members of the gym call for medics. The show returns with Double D being stretchered away. Toby Robinson follows at his side. Alice Wright tries to follow, but he stops her.
Toby Robinson
You stay put, I’ll deal with you once I know he’s safely on his way to the hospital!
Toby Robinson escorts Double D out of the gym as Alice Wright turns around and walks to the ring. She enters and approaches Nick Ridicule who stands in the center of the ring.
Alice Wright
Hey...
Nick Ridicule
...I could have just taken the double ax handle to the face and no sold it... why did I counter.. why did he scream at me while doing it..
Alice Wright
He loved to scream more than he loved wrestling.
Nick Ridicule
He loves those things, don’t say loved, you make it sound like I killed him!
Alice Wright
Right.. loves!
Nick Ridicule stares ahead at the corner. He shakes his head.
Nick Ridicule
LOOK HOW HIS TEETH LANDED!
Nick Ridicule buries his face in his hands and he walks to the opposite corner, burying himself further in the top turnbuckle.
Alice Wright
Oh geez!
Alice Wright looks at the teeth on the top turnbuckle.
Alice Wright
He’s not even here and I feel like he’s going to chew me out while I’m in the ring.
Nick Ridicule looks at Alice Wright from out of the corner. He smirks.
Alice Wright
Pun not intended... What did you do to him?
Nick Ridicule
Bicycle Nick Kick. He jumped right into it!
Alice Wright throws a bicycle kick, getting close to the face of Nick Ridicule with her foot.
Alice Wright
Like that one?
Nick Ridicule doesn’t move or flinch an inch.
Nick Ridicule
That was pretty good.
Alice Wright
Pretty good? I would have kicked you right to the face!
Nick Ridicule
Nope, I would have countered.
Alice Wright
How do you know that?
Nick Ridicule
Try me!
Nick Ridicule holds his arms out to the side.
Nick Ridicule
I promise you wont end up like Double D.
Nick Ridicule winks at Alice Wright. She jumps at him and throws the bicycle kick but he catches both her legs and pulls her up for a power bomb. Nick Ridicule holds her up for a power bomb a few seconds, until Alice Wright locks her legs around his head and leans back, snapping him down with a Hurricanrana. Alice Wright mounts Nick Ridicule, her legs still wrapped around his neck as he lays on the mat.
Alice Wright
How does it feel to be taken down by a girl?
Nick Ridicule stares up at Alice Wright, semi choking, a smile trying to form on his face.
Nick Ridicule
Honestly.. I’m turned on. I've never been so turned on in my entire life!
Nick Ridicule chuckles as Alice Wright begins to blush. She twists his arm, the head scissors still applied.
Toby Robinson
AM I interrupting something!?
Nick Ridicule
Round two another time, sweetheart.
Toby Robinson enters the ring.
Toby Robinson
What are you still doing here? You didn’t get your fix off of kicking Double D to the face, so now you want to fool around with Alice on our sacred gyms mat!? GET OUT OF HERE!
Alice Wright stands up, letting Nick Ridicule get to his feet. Nick Ridicule walks past the two of them and exits the ring.
Toby Robinson
I was talking to the both of you! Get out of here Alice! Double D was right, he said he was afraid you would change and considering the company you keep, I would say he was dead on! Come back when you get your priorities back in order! Until them, I’m suspending your membership!
Alice Wright walks past Toby Robinson. She smirks and flips him off with his back turned. She brings up her other hand and flips him off with both fingers, doing a FU dance behind him.
Toby Robinson
Are those...
Alice Wright stops dancing around behind him, bringing her hands behind her back.
Toby Robinson
Double D’s teeth?
The show fades away to the inside of the limousine as Nick Ridicule enters, his head down and shaking. Before he can close the door, Alice Wright hurries out of the gym, bag in hand. She tosses it in the way of the door before it can shut, then she gets inside.
Alice Wright
Trying to ditch me?
Nick Ridicule
No.. Not at all. I just thought you would never want to see me again..
Alice Wright closes the limousine door and it pulls away.
Alice Wright
You did what you had to do. They weren’t very accepting of you.
Nick Ridicule
I’ve gotten used to it.
Alice Wright
I think it’s because you have something dark about you. Like your aura or something, it’s like a huge shadow that seems to be cast on those you come across.
Nick Ridicule
Why hasn’t it come across you?
Alice Wright
I have a little secret..
Alice Wright motions with her hand and Nick Ridicule leans his ear in. Alice Wright whispers out loud enough for the cameras to hear her.
Alice Wright
I can see your light.
She winks at him as he looks at her, smiling. She looks ahead, Nick Ridicule still staring at her.
Alice Wright
I can see past that big dark shadow of yours, because I know that your light shines so much brighter than your darkness.
She looks at him again. He looks back at her, a touched look on his face.
Alice Wright
Glad I get to be a part of it.
Nick Ridicule
Part of what?
She giggles looking away out the window. Nick Ridicule nods his head as soon as he realizes she’s not going to answer. He smiles a wholehearted smile, then places both his hands over his heart. He looks out the other window as the show fades.
Nick Ridicule
Listen, if I’m going to be an intrusion here, like I was at your gym, I can just go get a room.. Plus we have these cameramen..
Alice Wright
Nonsense, we can and will fit everyone! I already talked to Daddy and he’s fine!
The show returns with the two entering the house, Alice Wright leading the way.
Alice Wright
I’m going to put tea on, it was a stressful training session!
Nick Ridicule
I’m sorry if I embarrassed you. You can train with me as long as you like, I’ll cover your travel too. It’s been a long time since anyone has seen the good in me..
Alice Wright
You didn’t, it was just a bad idea. Lets see how training goes first before we make any plans.
Nick Ridicule
Right.. Right, of course. I’m getting ahead of myself. I just feel bad that he kicked you out of the gym like that..
Alice Wright
Daddy, we’re home.. I’m home. With Nick.. and Cameramen..
Mr. Wright
What’s this I hear about you getting kicked out of the gym?
Alice Wright
Oh he was..
Alice Wright punches Nick Ridicule to the ribs.
Alice Wright
It was a fiasco! It’s tea time!
Alice Wright walks out of the room into the kitchen, leaving her father to stare at Nick Ridicule.
Mr. Wright
Kicked out of her gym? Where she’s been training the past several years?
Nick Ridicule stares down at the ground.
Nick Ridicule
I’m going to..
Mr. Wright interrupt, speaking with conviction while trying to keep his voice low so his daughter wont hear.
Mr. Wright
I don’t wanna hear about what you’re going to do, unless it’s staying away from Alice! I can tell you’re a menace just by looking at you!
Mr. Wright points at Nick Ridicule and starts to say something before he’s interrupted by his daughter as she walks back into the room.
Mr. Wright
and if you look right there, you’ll see a picture of Alice as a toddler.
Mr. Wright retracts his index finger and smiles at his daughter.
Alice Wright
Don’t show him pictures! How many scoops for your tea?
Nick Ridicule
I like mine light and sweet. Just like you I suppose.
Alice Wright smiles and walks back into the kitchen. Mr. Wright stares at Nick Ridicule, displeasure emanating from him.
Nick Ridicule
I have only the best intentions for your daughter.
Mr. Wright
Just keep your hands off of her.
Nick Ridicule
That’s going to be really hard for me to do.
Mr. Wright’s eyes go wide as he and Nick Ridicule have a brief stare down. Nick Ridicule begins to shake his head.
Nick Ridicule
That’s not what I meant! I meant because we will be training together.
Mr. Wright
You just keep those filthy hands off my..
Alice Wright backs up through the door, a tray with three tea cups on it in hand.
Mr. Wright
Alice!
Alice Wright
Careful, it’s hot.
They both remove their tea from the tray as Alice Wright sets it down on the table.
Mr. Wright
I think the three of us need to have a talk about what the plan is between the two of you. Shut the cameras off and go wait outside.
The show fades away as they begin to exit. The show returns with Nick Ridicule exiting the house, his hands on the back of his head.
Nick Ridicule
Can’t seem to catch a break today..
Alice Wright hurries from the house following Nick Ridicule as he makes his way toward the limousine.
Alice Wright
He just wanted to know what we would be doing and where we would be going the next few weeks.
Nick Ridicule doesn’t turn to look at Alice Wright.
Nick Ridicule
He hates me.
Alice Wright rushes around Nick Ridicule so she’s standing in front of him, stopping his pace.
Alice Wright
He doesn’t hate you, he doesn’t even know you.
Nick Ridicule
Exactly, so why the tone?
Alice Wright looks down.
Alice Wright
He’s just cautious. You can’t blame him for that, you’re very protective as well. I think if you two knew anything about each other, you would hit it off, like we have.
Nick Ridicule
Hopefully not like we have.
Nick Ridicule winks as he walks past Alice Wright to the back of the limousine.
Alice Wright
You know what I mean.
She follows behind.
Nick Ridicule
Yeah, I do. I’m worried to do anything else today cause I don’t want to make things worse.
Alice Wright rolls her eyes as she leans back against the limousine.
Alice Wright
I don’t think that’s possible at this point.
Nick Ridicule
Don’t be so sure.
Nick Ridicule opens the trunk of the limousine and pulls out a basket. Alice Wright grabs the free hand of Nick Ridicule after he closes the trunk.
Alice Wright
Come on, I want to take you somewhere.
Alice Wright leads the way, hurrying off down a path. They walk hand in hand until they make it to a park.
Alice Wright
This is my all time favorite place.
Nick Ridicule
Really?
Alice Wright
Yeah, why?
Nick Ridicule sets down the basket as he walks to the park swings.
Nick Ridicule
Just figured you were into other things, didn’t think you spent your time at a park.
Alice Wright
Here, at home, training to be a wrestler at the gym I’m kicked out of because of you..
Nick Ridicule gets on the swing and starts to move back and forth. He kicks his legs out to gain more momentum and lift each time then he jumps off and lands in front of the approaching Alice Wright.
Nick Ridicule
That should open up your insanely packed schedule, now you can spend more time with yours truly.
Nick Ridicule smiles and holds his arms out.
Alice Wright
At least you didn’t wink at me this time.
Alice Wright winks at Nick Ridicule as she passes him by on her way to the swing. She gets on.
Nick Ridicule
Very funny, but how else would you know I was flirting with you?
Alice Wright
Come push me.
Nick Ridicule walks over and stands behind Alice Wright, giving her a good starting push as she swings back and forth.
Alice Wright
It was obvious from the moment we met, now I just assume everything you say is your way of flirting with me.
Nick Ridicule
You know what they say when you assume, right?
Alice Wright
I suppose I just made an ass outta you and me.
Nick Ridicule pushes her underdog style, running through as he does. Alice Wright gets a lot of momentum from the push and she leaps off at the top of his lift. Alice Wright lands safely in the arms of Nick Ridicule. The two stare longingly into each others eyes.
Nick Ridicule
It’s a splendid park.
Alice Wright
Glad you approve.
From the top of the hill the shot shows Mr. Wright standing, watching the two of them without either knowing. Nick Ridicule sets Alice Wright down on her feet.
Alice Wright
Tag!
Alice Wright slaps Nick Ridicule to the arm as she makes her escape. She runs up the slide onto the playground structure as she watches Nick Ridicule come after her. He jumps with one leap to the side of the playground set, then he steps over it so he’s in front of Alice Wright.
Alice Wright
That’s cheating! So not fair!
Nick Ridicule
No cheating in a game with no rules! So it! Tag!
Nick Ridicule tags Alice Wright and makes an escape, jumping over and back down to the wood chips surrounding the playset. Alice Wright climbs up and leaps with a cross body, but is caught once again by Nick Ridicule.
Alice Wright
Tag?
Nick Ridicule
You win!
Nick Ridicule sets Alice Wright down, then he takes her by the hand.
Nick Ridicule
Come on, I want to show you something.
They walk over and grab the basket, then begin to walk into the nearby forest.
Alice Wright
I’ll be honest, I don’t ever go in here..
They continue to walk down the path hand in hand.
Nick Ridicule
Why not? These trees are so amazing, and I love how hazy and foggy it’s getting as the day ends.
Alice Wright
You’re not at all freaked out?
Nick Ridicule smirks, looking at Alice Wright as she holds his hand tight, staying close to his arm.
Nick Ridicule
Probably because I’m with you. I gotta keep up my fearless reputation.
Alice Wright
Yeah right..
Nick Ridicule has his attention drawn elsewhere. His head quickly turns to look over into the bushes.
Nick Ridicule
Did you see that?
Alice Wright gets even closer to Nick Ridicule as she looks over.
Alice Wright
Now is not the time to mess with me!
Nick Ridicule
No, watch.
Nick Ridicule lays the basket down. He opens it and pulls out a checkered, red and white, blanket. He opens the blanket up and lays it down, then he places the basket on top of it.
Alice Wright
Wow.. You brought a picnic?
Nick Ridicule continues to remove items from the picnic basket, placing them all about on the blanket.
Nick Ridicule
Actually I brought a Pick Nick.
Nick Ridicule winks at her, then he smiles.
Nick Ridicule
I really do wink a lot..
Alice Wright
That’s what I said, and yeah that’s what I said! A picnic and yes you wink at me too much.
Nick Ridicule shakes his head.
Nick Ridicule
Not a picnic.. A Pick Nick. As in, choose me.
Alice Wright giggles, while Nick Ridicule turns his attention back to setting things up.
Alice Wright
Choose you for what?
Nick Ridicule seemingly finishes setting things up. He turns around to face Alice Wright, sharing a smile with her.
Nick Ridicule
If you have to ask, you’ll never know.
Nick Ridicule turned around again, reaching down to grab a bottle.
Nick Ridicule
I wasn’t sure if you were allowed to drink or not. I didn’t bother to ask the drinking age here in the UK when I was at the store. So I got us some sparkling apple cider.
Nick Ridicule opens it and pours two glasses full. He hands one of the champagne glasses to Alice Wright, the holds his up.
Nick Ridicule
A toast. May the two of us be best friends forever.
Alice Wright
Cheers.
The two clink glasses together, then drink the sparkling apple cider.
Alice Wright
Mmm that’s really good, even though you could have gotten champagne if you wanted, I’m legal.
Nick Ridicule
Learn something new everyday. Wonder why they make us wait so long in America. This year is the only one I’ve been legally allowed to drink.
The two sit down on the blanket, enjoying the rest of their beverages. They eat some food and enjoy the picnic together.
Nick Ridicule
Close your eyes, I have an idea.
Alice Wright
Does this idea involve our lips?
Nick Ridicule
No, it’s something I saw while walking out here. I want to see if I can stir it up.
Alice Wright shrugs and closes her eyes. Nick Ridicule stands and begins to walk around the area, kicking the bushes all around. He hurries around in a circle, then he sits back down.
Nick Ridicule
It worked.. Open them.
Alice Wright opens her eyes to see that he was able to get the fireflies in the area moving and glowing all around.
Alice Wright
WOW!
Both Alice Wright and Nick Ridicule look around amazed as thousands of fireflies light the area.
Alice Wright
Come on, lets chase them!
Alice Wright stands, pulling Nick Ridicule to his feet by his hand. The two run through the forest chasing after the little lighting bugs, laughing as they frolic without a care in the world. Alice Wright captures one with her hands, then she sends it at Nick Ridicule watching as it lights up.
Alice Wright
This has been amazing! Everything with you has been so amazing!
Alice Wright takes both the hands of Nick Ridicule into her hands. She looks him straight into his eyes.
Alice Wright
Thank you.
Nick Ridicule pulls his hands away and he steps out of the forest. He sits at the top of a hill, looking out at the clearing ahead and the now night sky. Alice Wright joins his side, sitting next to him. She scoots even closer and rests her head on his shoulder.
Alice Wright
You’re supposed to say, “You’re welcome.” Or something that doesn’t make me feel like a fool.
Nick Ridicule
You’re very welcome.. It was not my intention to make you feel like a fool. I just feel as though I should be the one thanking you..
Alice Wright
For what?
Nick Ridicule
For making me smile for the first time in years. For making me believe again. I was ready to give up on Nick Ridicule, until the day I met you.
Alice Wright
Give up? That doesn’t sound right..
Nick Ridicule
One day I’ll better explain myself.. If you stick around with me that long.
Alice Wright
You aren’t getting rid of me without a fight.
Nick Ridicule lifts his arm and Alice Wright gets even closer to him. She wraps her arms around him and the two hug each other tight. They break away partially, Alice Wright still cuddled up next to him. They sit in silence as they stare out at the night sky. They look at each other with smiles every time a shooting star passes by.
Alice Wright
We should get back.
Nick Ridicule
I was worried you would say that..
Alice Wright
It’s not going to be a problem, I promise. But my bed is calling me.. Calling us..
Alice Wright and Nick Ridicule look at each other.
Alice Wright
I mean, if you want to cuddle to sleep. You don’t.. I shouldn’t have said that.. Just forget I said that.
Nick Ridicule
I would love to cuddle to sleep.. It’s been a long time though.
Alice Wright
I’ll cuddle you gently.
The two continue to stare into each others eyes, smirking at one another. They get up and make their way back to the house.
Alice Wright
Be very, very quiet!
Nick Ridicule
I thought you said it wouldn’t be a problem..
Alice Wright
It wont, as long as you’re quiet!
Alice Wright and Nick Ridicule sneak into the house, preventing the door from shutting with any force. They make it to Alice Wright’s room and close the door behind them.
Nick Ridicule
It is so hard to ninja around followed by cameramen!
Alice Wright
Yeah, but we did it!
Nick Ridicule looks around the room of Alice Wright. She walks over to the bathroom connected to her room, stopping at the door to look at Nick Ridicule.
Alice Wright
Get comfy, I’ll be out in a sec.
Alice Wright disappears into the bathroom, shutting the door behind her. Nick Ridicule looks at the bed when the door of her room opens. An arm reaches in to grab Nick Ridicule by his shirt, pulling him out of the room. Nick Ridicule goes face to face with Mr. Wright outside of his daughters room.
Mr. Wright
If you’re going to stay under my roof, you’re going to follow my rules! Which means I make the sleeping arrangements!
Mr. Wright points over to the couch, set up with a single pillow and blanket.
Mr. Wright
Enjoy your slumber.
Nick Ridicule reluctantly walks over to the couch. He looks down at a sleeping bag next to the couch.
Nick Ridicule
You’re going to put the cameramen on the floor?
Mr. Wright walks over and gets into the sleeping bag. He looks up at Nick Ridicule sitting on the couch.
Mr. Wright
I gave them my room. I’ll be sleeping right here to make sure no funny business happens over the night.
Nick Ridicule
Alice is an amazing, smart, and well raised, classy girl, don’t you trust her?
Mr. Wright
I trust Alice with all my heart, it’s other people I can’t trust!
Mr. Wright lays his head down and instantly begins to snore.
Nick Ridicule
You have got to be kidding me..
Nick Ridicule stands up and his ankle is grabbed by Mr. Wright.
Mr. Wright
Forgot to mention, I am the lightest sleeper you’ll ever come across!
Mr. Wright releases the ankle of Nick Ridicule as he sits back down. Alice Wright pokes her head out of her room. Her and Nick Ridicule look at each other. She tries to mouth something to him, but he doesn’t understand. She motions with her hand for him to come on, but he shakes his head no and points down. Alice Wright stands up on her tip toes to see her dad sleeping next to the couch. She rolls her eyes and mouths something else. Nick Ridicule smiles and holds back laughter. Alice Wright pouts, then she kisses her hand and blows Nick Ridicule a kiss. He catches it and places his hand over his heart. He kisses his hand and blows a kiss back. Alice Wright catches it and winks before stepping into her room, closing the door behind her.
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Nick Ridicule- Immortal
-
Birthday : 1991-03-05
Age : 33
Zodiac :
Chinese Zodiac :
Location : Miami, Florida
Number of posts : 453
No Limit Wrestling Federation Info
NLWF Record: [76W] [24L] [2NC]
No Limit Wrestling Federation Net Worth: $12,540,000
No Limit Wrestling Federation Popularity:
(100/100)
Re: KINGDOM of RIDICULE: Unfinished Business RP 3
by Nick Ridicule November 22nd 2012, 5:13 am
THE MATCH
KINGDOM of RIDICULE
-vs-
BIRDS of WAR
My team sucks.
I’ve never been shy about saying anything in my entire life, why start now?
This is a team that should have already performed at an All-Star caliber
level already ten plus days past City of Evil, closer to Legends of the
Fall.
This is a team with a leader who is an Immortal
A team with the woman I believe will be the first female Immortal.
A legendary figure who would be an Immortal if he had his prime in NLWF.
The only man in history to defeat me inside the End Game for the NLWF Championship.
A man who is uncensored and does whatever he wants on his path to immortality.
On paper, this team kicks the shit out of anything it’s put up against.
In reality, I’m left disappointed by the showing of this so heavily
hyped up team. Instead I’m left to wonder if I should turn on them,
before they fail me.
I’m supposed to be the King. The King isn’t supposed to be the most
powerful piece on the board, he’s supposed to be the most vulnerable. So
why is it that I dominate in the face of this vulnerability? Why is it
that when I’m supposed to be the hunted, I become the hunter?
It’s because I am the No Limit Wrestling Federation Champion.
A single man who represents the very best promotion this earth offers when it comes to true fighting, true combative sports!
With ease I have taken over this match in a way no one could have
anticipated. I find it funny that the only guy with any balls or
testicular fortitude entitled his lone effort, “Make You My Bitches”
That is exactly what I will do. That is exactly what I have already done!
Not only have I beaten everyone on the opposing squad, but I have also beaten everyone on my own damn team!
They say if you want something done, do it yourself. I say if you want something done right, get Nick Ridicule to do it!
Who else can be depended on such as myself?
Who else can you count on each week, each month, each major pay per view
event, to not only steal the show, but to rock your fucking socks off
as he does it!
I’m the only one!
The level that I am on is so high above the level of everyone else in
this match, I wonder what I will do to show that in the ring, in the
pyramid, come Legends of the Fall.
I’m at a level that no one has ever made it to, that no one has ever
witnessed, that no one will ever make it to. Mexican Samurai? He never
even got close to what I have done and been able to always do!
Brandon Macdonald got closest, but can I even count him? Who was it that
gave the guy the push to the back that got him over the hill? Who was
it that mastermind the plan that made Brandon Macdonald the “star” he is
today?
Even though he was brought closest, he still wasn’t even close.
Once the Nick Ridicule training wheels were removed, Brandon Macdonald
collpased under the pressure, under the weight of the world on his
shoulders.
I am a man made of pressure. A man who thrives under pressure. I have
strong shoulders, designed to carry the entire universe, not just the
world.
The biggest problem I have ever had, is feeling bad for you losers who
aren’t capable of doing what I do. The biggest downfall in my career has
been trying to get people to where I’m at, not realizing that is the
only mission impossible I have faced.
No one can handle what I have to handle.
Instead of trying to find the guy who can, Instead of trying to find the
next Nick Ridicule, instead of looking into the future to see who will
carry my mighty torch..
All I have to do is look into the mirror.
You think Jason Hawk is the guy?
Jason Hawk cannot even pull his head out of his ego’s ass long enough to
put up a respectable effort for Legends of the Fall. He’s no NLWF
Champion, just a guy who was in the right place at the right time. If
you think what I do to his team at Legends of the Fall is something, if
you think what I’m doing right now is something, prepare to be blown
away by what I have in store for Ultimate Glory!
Jason Hawk, you go ahead and save yourself for Ultimate Glory. Be a
coward. Be like the guys you’ve had to spend the last couple of years
with while you’ve prayed for NLWF to return to save wrestling.
Go ahead and save all your best for Ultimate Glory. Because I would much
rather thrash you at your best with no excuses one on one than to have
you cry that you pushed yourself too hard at Legends of the Fall.
Pathetic.
You belong in the hell that I sent losers such as yourself to. Soon
though you’ll realize that you belong there. I’ll put a beating on you
so bad at Legends of the Fall, a beating on your team that actually
makes you feel something for someone else, not yourself. Then when
you’re bummed about letting NLWF and your team down at Legends, you’ll
only have the beating I have in store for you at Ultimate Glory to look
forward too.
At this pace, the way I’m performing, the way that I bring the fire,
I’ll be walking out of Ultimate Glory as the Undisputed No Limit
Wrestling Federation Champion and the winner of the Ultimate Glory
Battle Royal.
If I want it, who will stop me?
Jason Hawk can’t stop me.
Alison Williams could only stop me if we had sex and I caught any of the
millions of diseases she’s infected with. Since that wont EVER happen,
she certainly wont be able to stop me!
Brenton Cyrus tried to stop me once, a long time ago. I put him through
the ring and people thought he was dead! Now that he can’t even stop
Stylez from punking him out, how could he ever stop me now?
He can’t.
Mark Zout and all the fans in attendance teamed up together with all the
soda they could handle, couldn’t stop the Ridicule from bringing the
fire down at Legends of the Fall. I’ve got a special Nick Kick reserved
for that bitch!
This is a guy who can barely get past people on Direct Hit or Legacy,
one shot from Nick Ridicule and I promise he’s going to rethink his
career choice! Either that or I’ll make him shit himself with said one
shot!
Anthony King is the only guy on your team worth a damn. A damn isn’t
worth much, but it’s much more valuable than any of you other fails. A
damn is worth more than the valueless four that will surround Anthony
King as his “teammates.”
Anthony King, I have a suggestion for you. I suggest that you turn on
your team. I suggest you save yourself from an ass whooping that no one
will soon forget and instead be one of the few who does some of the
whooping.
Don’t be an ass!
You should have taken the offer as soon as Ramirez Silva presented it,
as soon as your sister presented it. Now look at her, injured and it’s
all because of you! It’s not too late though to do something that will
alter the timeline of NLWF history.
It’s never too late!
I have been altering the timeline of NLWF history, ever since I dawned the name Nick Ridicule and a few times before that!
Birds of War?
I’ve got a bird for you..
This is no longer a chess match.
This is a massacre.
KINGDOM of RIDICULE
-vs-
BIRDS of WAR
My team sucks.
I’ve never been shy about saying anything in my entire life, why start now?
This is a team that should have already performed at an All-Star caliber
level already ten plus days past City of Evil, closer to Legends of the
Fall.
This is a team with a leader who is an Immortal
A team with the woman I believe will be the first female Immortal.
A legendary figure who would be an Immortal if he had his prime in NLWF.
The only man in history to defeat me inside the End Game for the NLWF Championship.
A man who is uncensored and does whatever he wants on his path to immortality.
On paper, this team kicks the shit out of anything it’s put up against.
In reality, I’m left disappointed by the showing of this so heavily
hyped up team. Instead I’m left to wonder if I should turn on them,
before they fail me.
I’m supposed to be the King. The King isn’t supposed to be the most
powerful piece on the board, he’s supposed to be the most vulnerable. So
why is it that I dominate in the face of this vulnerability? Why is it
that when I’m supposed to be the hunted, I become the hunter?
It’s because I am the No Limit Wrestling Federation Champion.
A single man who represents the very best promotion this earth offers when it comes to true fighting, true combative sports!
With ease I have taken over this match in a way no one could have
anticipated. I find it funny that the only guy with any balls or
testicular fortitude entitled his lone effort, “Make You My Bitches”
That is exactly what I will do. That is exactly what I have already done!
Not only have I beaten everyone on the opposing squad, but I have also beaten everyone on my own damn team!
They say if you want something done, do it yourself. I say if you want something done right, get Nick Ridicule to do it!
Who else can be depended on such as myself?
Who else can you count on each week, each month, each major pay per view
event, to not only steal the show, but to rock your fucking socks off
as he does it!
I’m the only one!
The level that I am on is so high above the level of everyone else in
this match, I wonder what I will do to show that in the ring, in the
pyramid, come Legends of the Fall.
I’m at a level that no one has ever made it to, that no one has ever
witnessed, that no one will ever make it to. Mexican Samurai? He never
even got close to what I have done and been able to always do!
Brandon Macdonald got closest, but can I even count him? Who was it that
gave the guy the push to the back that got him over the hill? Who was
it that mastermind the plan that made Brandon Macdonald the “star” he is
today?
Even though he was brought closest, he still wasn’t even close.
Once the Nick Ridicule training wheels were removed, Brandon Macdonald
collpased under the pressure, under the weight of the world on his
shoulders.
I am a man made of pressure. A man who thrives under pressure. I have
strong shoulders, designed to carry the entire universe, not just the
world.
The biggest problem I have ever had, is feeling bad for you losers who
aren’t capable of doing what I do. The biggest downfall in my career has
been trying to get people to where I’m at, not realizing that is the
only mission impossible I have faced.
No one can handle what I have to handle.
Instead of trying to find the guy who can, Instead of trying to find the
next Nick Ridicule, instead of looking into the future to see who will
carry my mighty torch..
All I have to do is look into the mirror.
You think Jason Hawk is the guy?
Jason Hawk cannot even pull his head out of his ego’s ass long enough to
put up a respectable effort for Legends of the Fall. He’s no NLWF
Champion, just a guy who was in the right place at the right time. If
you think what I do to his team at Legends of the Fall is something, if
you think what I’m doing right now is something, prepare to be blown
away by what I have in store for Ultimate Glory!
Jason Hawk, you go ahead and save yourself for Ultimate Glory. Be a
coward. Be like the guys you’ve had to spend the last couple of years
with while you’ve prayed for NLWF to return to save wrestling.
Go ahead and save all your best for Ultimate Glory. Because I would much
rather thrash you at your best with no excuses one on one than to have
you cry that you pushed yourself too hard at Legends of the Fall.
Pathetic.
You belong in the hell that I sent losers such as yourself to. Soon
though you’ll realize that you belong there. I’ll put a beating on you
so bad at Legends of the Fall, a beating on your team that actually
makes you feel something for someone else, not yourself. Then when
you’re bummed about letting NLWF and your team down at Legends, you’ll
only have the beating I have in store for you at Ultimate Glory to look
forward too.
At this pace, the way I’m performing, the way that I bring the fire,
I’ll be walking out of Ultimate Glory as the Undisputed No Limit
Wrestling Federation Champion and the winner of the Ultimate Glory
Battle Royal.
If I want it, who will stop me?
Jason Hawk can’t stop me.
Alison Williams could only stop me if we had sex and I caught any of the
millions of diseases she’s infected with. Since that wont EVER happen,
she certainly wont be able to stop me!
Brenton Cyrus tried to stop me once, a long time ago. I put him through
the ring and people thought he was dead! Now that he can’t even stop
Stylez from punking him out, how could he ever stop me now?
He can’t.
Mark Zout and all the fans in attendance teamed up together with all the
soda they could handle, couldn’t stop the Ridicule from bringing the
fire down at Legends of the Fall. I’ve got a special Nick Kick reserved
for that bitch!
This is a guy who can barely get past people on Direct Hit or Legacy,
one shot from Nick Ridicule and I promise he’s going to rethink his
career choice! Either that or I’ll make him shit himself with said one
shot!
Anthony King is the only guy on your team worth a damn. A damn isn’t
worth much, but it’s much more valuable than any of you other fails. A
damn is worth more than the valueless four that will surround Anthony
King as his “teammates.”
Anthony King, I have a suggestion for you. I suggest that you turn on
your team. I suggest you save yourself from an ass whooping that no one
will soon forget and instead be one of the few who does some of the
whooping.
Don’t be an ass!
You should have taken the offer as soon as Ramirez Silva presented it,
as soon as your sister presented it. Now look at her, injured and it’s
all because of you! It’s not too late though to do something that will
alter the timeline of NLWF history.
It’s never too late!
I have been altering the timeline of NLWF history, ever since I dawned the name Nick Ridicule and a few times before that!
Birds of War?
I’ve got a bird for you..
This is no longer a chess match.
This is a massacre.
Nick Ridicule- Immortal
-
Birthday : 1991-03-05
Age : 33
Zodiac :
Chinese Zodiac : Location : Miami, Florida
Number of posts : 453
No Limit Wrestling Federation Info
NLWF Record: [76W] [24L] [2NC]
No Limit Wrestling Federation Net Worth: $12,540,000
No Limit Wrestling Federation Popularity: (100/100)
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