Gunther on Death-Angel

by Gunther December 3rd 2010, 10:40 pm

Death-Angel

Death-Angel. You are a good guy. I like you. You are a giant, and so we have something in common. You are a giant person, I have a giant cock. So we can relate to each other in that sense. You also have da Syco inside of you, and I have Exodia inside of me. So we have another thing in common. We're not like Corey, who has Jessica's finger inside of him.

Although, you have the grammar that parallels some of the worst that I have ever heard. But that is what makes you so unique. A Death-Angel with regular grammar would be like a Gunther who didn't have sex all the time. Those things will just never happen, and if they did, well, frankly, I think the world might explode. So we need to stick to it. You keep having bad grammar, and I'll keep having sex with women all the time.

Wrestling wise, you have much talent. You are very large, making it hard to beat. You win. You lose. You do it all. You can use power moves, or high flying moves. Truly, I can't even follow some of the things that you do, because I am amazed that a man your size can do anything like that. But then I remember that I am also a giant, but in a different spot than you. So it becomes more believable.

Death-Angel, I do believe that you could help spread the Gunther trend. To what extent, I don't know, but I know that you could help. I don't know about your sex life, and to be perfectly honest, I don't really care to know. A 9 foot tall 600 pound man and sex just don't seem to mix very well, but hey, if you make it work, then you make it work. I shake your giant hand Death-Angel

You get the Gunther stamp of approval