Gunther on Jason Hawk

by Gunther December 3rd 2010, 10:40 pm

Jason Hawk

Jason Hawk is a different sort of person. He makes it very hard for me to judge him. First off, he used to be extremely fat. And fat people are almost as bad as gay people. Because when you are fat, you can't have sex with any girls, because you would crush them under your massive amounts of weight. And when you are gay, you can't have sex with women because you don't want to. Makes no sense at all, but at least Jason wasn't gay. And now he is in shape, so thats good, he can get some now finally

When it comes to wrestling, he doesn't win that much. He loses to fools like TJ Tilli, and just plain sucks sometimes. Sometimes I think that he doesn't try as hard as he can in every match that he fights in. Its like he is up and down. He doesn't know if he should try and win, or try to lose weight. He's a great fighter, but sometimes, I don't think his head is in the right place. Maybe if he had sex more, with different women, like I do, then he would get better. But I don't know, only he can determine what needs to be done to help him.

I don't know if I would want Jason Hawk to spread the message of Gunther. For one, if people saw pictures of him when he was obese, they would get the wrong idea. The Gunther trend says nothing about being fat. And I intend to keep it that way. But on the other hand, he is a sexy man now, and so he could spread it, if those pictures stayed away. And if he got a better sex life. The more sex the better Jason. Take my word for it. I fist bump you Jason. However, after thinking about it.

You get the Gunther stamp of approval