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The R2L stuff you wont see on TV!
Wednesday, June 9th 2010
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
The R2L stuff you wont see on TV!
My mental alarm clock went off around 4:20 am. I looked beside me at Ashley holding me tight as I laid on my back. I smiled although I was in a bad mood since losing to Matt Gray at Trial by Combat. Ashley got stuck in Cuba after she lost her passport, and she couldn’t travel home with me. I was so pissed off I almost attacked a guy at the airport, but luckily she was there to keep my cool.
Ashley didn’t like to wake up until 5 am, so I did what I always did for her, and slowly sneaked away from the bed, replacing my body with a pillow for her to hug. I looked down at her and smiled, then reached down and grabbed my wedding ring off the nightstand. I put it on and grabbed my shorts off the ground. I threw them on and grabbed my hoody, then put it on and walked out of our room, onto the deck. I walked over to the steps and walks down, then exit through the gate, and take off running down the street.
I knew the area well, from all the time I spent in Philadelphia as a teenager. This was where Uncle Frank lived, and it’s where I spent a lot of time while Johnny was out trying to be the best professional wrestler in the world. I make it to a grocery store with a Starbucks attached to it, and make my way towards it.
Ashley loved her morning coffee, and it was what determined what kind of morning we were going to have. Some people are morning people, and some just aren’t, I am and she’s not, unless she has her triple grande, no foam, no fat latte with eight sugar packets.
I smile as I enter the Starbucks and walk up to the counter.
Nick Ridicule
One…
Anastacia Dillon
Triple grande, no foam, no fat latte?
Nick Ridicule
And a…
I wait to see if she knows what I want, but she looks at me funny.
Anastacia Dillon
I don’t know, you usually get something different each time.
That was true. I wasn’t a big fan of coffee or Starbucks, but when in Rome, or when tired as fuck in this case.
Nick Ridicule
I want a Caramel FRAPPUCCINO!
I do my best Beavis impression but she clearly misses the reference and rolls her eyes at me. Whatever. I smile and wait for our drinks to be made. The Starbucks girl was usually pretty nice, but she seemed to be in a bitch mood this morning. I met her while we worked on the Elite Death Toll warehouse, putting everything in. Every morning I would be waiting outside the Starbucks around the same time, and every morning she would show up and make my coffees, way before the store was even supposed to be opened. NLWF fans are awesome, and she was a big NLWF fan.
Anastacia Dillon
Nick, Coffee!
She snapped me out of my though trance and I grabbed the coffee holder with both hands and paid for it. I put a $20 in the tip jar while she wasn’t looking, then walked away. I considered asking her what was wrong, but it was really none of my business.
Nick Ridicule
Bye Anastacia, see you at the same time tomorrow.
She didn’t respond and I stepped outside. I walked back to the house, then went into Ashley and my room. She was just starting to toss and turn in the bed and it made me smile. I refused to be mad at Ashley, I never wanted her to feel like she wasn’t the most absolutely perfect wife in the entire world, so I kept my feelings to myself and didn’t tell her what’s been on my mind since the wedding.
Nick Ridicule
Baby… Time to wake up.
Ashley stretches in the bed, kicking the covers to the bottom near me. She smiled and uncovered her face, which her arm was blocking.
Ashley Ridicule
I smell Starbucks.
Nick Ridicule
Of course my love, what kind of husband would I be if I didn’t bring my beautiful wife her morning coffee.
I sit down at the foot of the bed and Ashley pokes me with her toes to my side.
Nick Ridicule
What?
She buries her face in her pillow and says something, but I can’t hear it.
Nick Ridicule
What?
She stretches a little bit more and looks at me with a smile on her face.
Ashley Ridicule
I love you.
Nick Ridicule
I know this. I love you too…
I got an idea of how to slip in my problem with her, without being blatant about it.
Nick Ridicule
You know what else Ashley, I need you. More than I need anyone, or anything, I need you. You complete me.
I wink at her and smile wide.
Ashley Ridicule
I feel the same way. I need you too Nick, and I have you forever and ever!
She missed my hint but it was ok, no big deal. I was so happy being with her that nothing else mattered. I would just take out my anger and frustration on the rookies on my team. Take it out in the ring, never on her.
Nick Ridicule
Yeah you do.
Ashley Ridicule
I had a pretty interesting dream.
I held out the coffee and she took hers. I took mine and took a sip of it.
Nick Ridicule
Oh really? Want to share it?
Ashley Ridicule
Yeah, but not now. Not enough time.
Nick Ridicule
You’re right.
Ashley Ridicule
Hey, this has nothing to do with my dream, but could you imagine if we wouldn’t have met?
I looked at her, surprised, slightly shocked. Why would I ever imagine something like that? I could imagine us not being together, but I could never imagine not having met her at all.
Nick Ridicule
No, I can honestly say I’ve never imagined that. That sounds awful.
No one has been as life changing to me as Ashley, no one has made me feel better, be better than I am, the way that she does. I wouldn’t be Nick Ridicule without her, and I know that for a fact.
Ashley Ridicule
I was just thinking about how different things would be. Luckily we don’t have to worry about that, because we met, and now we’re married.
I shook my head, and realized we’ve almost been together an entire year.
Nick Ridicule
With a one year anniversary on the horizon.
Ashley lit up.
Ashley Ridicule
Oh my god Nick! If it’s anything like my birthday, or our honeymoon, then I’m in for a wild ride.
I always did whatever it took to make sure Ashley had the most special memories possible for special occasions. I wanted every day to be like that, but these days I made sure of it at all costs.
Nick Ridicule
I don’t disappoint, am I right?
Ashley looks at me, giving me, what I call, “The sexy look.”
Ashley Ridicule
No you don’t.
She put her coffee on her nightstand, then reached out for me and pulled me close to her, onto the bed. We kissed and she whispered into my ear.
Ashley Ridicule
Remember yesterday inside your office?
Nick Ridicule
I sure do.
It was the best and sexiest sex position ever, greater than just about anything I’ve ever felt before. Ashley was so flexible and she could do the splits on my desk. Just thinking about it makes me, “Like a rock, OH LIKE A ROCK!” Ha ha, Chevrolet Trucks.
Ashley Ridicule
Now that Shark isn’t on the team, and no one is going to interrupt, how about we give that another try?
Oh yeah, I was like a rock alright. Since we got married, Ashley had become a new woman in the bedroom. Definitely not the shy girl she was the first time we ever did it.
Nick Ridicule
That sounds awesome.
We kiss again and I pull away with a smile on my face, thinking suddenly about our honeymoon.
Nick Ridicule
How about a shower?
Ashley kisses me and moans slightly. We had some great showers together during our honeymoon, just one of the many things that made me love her even more.
Ashley Ridicule
That sounds perfect.
I look over at the clock realizing it’s almost 5AM.
Nick Ridicule
Get it started and… warmed up..
I looked down and smiled wide. It was clear she caught onto that.
Ashley Ridicule
It’s always warmed up for you babe.
I kissed her again and stood up, then walked across the room.
Nick Ridicule
I’ll go wake up everyone, tell them to get ready.
Ashley Ridicule
I’ll make sure it’s nice and hot for you Mr. Ridicule.
Nick Ridicule
You know just how I like Mrs. Ridicule.
I open the door and leave the room, with a massive trouser tent leading the way. I walk downstairs, the step into the kitchen and grab a pan. I put the pan inside the sink and turn on the water, letting it run on cold. I make my way over to the refrigerator, then open the freezer and grab the ice tray.
Nick Ridicule
This is going to be so fucking sweet.
I empty all of the ice into the pan then quickly look behind me at Steak, aka Matt Biggars, walking down the steps.
Nick Ridicule
You’ve got the routine down partner.
Matt Biggars
I want to be one of the best. What are you doing?
Matt was much different in then morning from when he got stoned. Not stoned, Matt Biggars was an asshole. He was irritable and really let people get to him, even if they weren’t trying too. He was overly aggressive and extremely dangerous, he was Steak. When he was stoned, he was just Matt Biggars, a nice guy, cool to anyone he meets, even if they are a douche bag. Matt would never smoked the day of a fight, or a match. That’s when he needed to be Steak, that’s when he wanted to be that person. So Matt smokes weed all day, every day, just to be himself, it’s his medicine.
Nick Ridicule
Waking the rookies up.
Matt Biggars
Oh fuck yes, hold on, I’ll go outside and get the motherfucking hose!
He didn’t give me a chance to say anything as he ran out of the house and leaped down the steps. I shook my head.
Nick Ridicule
Someone hasn’t smoked yet today!
I turned the water off and lifted the pan up. Then walked over to the basement door, leading down into the dungeon like basement the house had. Matt stepped into the house with the house, bent at the head to keep water from shooting out.
Matt Biggars
I’m part coach, part participant.
Nick Ridicule
You’re the guy who’s going to win this.
Matt opened the door and I dump the pan full of ice cold water out down the steps and listen to it crash down onto the flow, splashing everywhere. Matt starts laughing like a fucking maniac and uncorks the hose letting a massive force of water down into the basement. He keeps laughing while from down in the basement I can hear everyone gasping as they wake up.
Nick Ridicule
WAKE UP CALL LADIES, Actually, calling you guys ladies is an insult to my wife and Kat, so I’m going to call you assholes! Smelly, shitty, assholes! WAKE UP ASSHOLES! RISE AND MOTHERFUCKING SHINE! IT’S A BEAUTIFUL DAY! DON’T LET IT GET AWAY! MATT IS HIGH AS AGOAT, HE’S GOT THAT FEELING! NOW WAKE THE FUCK UP!
Matt Biggars
U2? Really dude?
Nick Ridicule
I like that song!
Matt Biggars
How can you make music so awesome, yet like music that’s so shitty! Next you’re going to try to convince me that Lady Gaga isn’t so bad!
Nick Ridicule
Actually…
Matt Biggars
Oh no fucking way!
Nick Ridicule
I’ve heard some of her songs while with Ashley, she’s pretty fucking talented!
I looked over to see Kat walking down the stairs.
Katrina Costick
I love Lady Gaga!
Matt Biggars
OH NO! Not you too Kat!
I turned my focus back to the basement where it seemed like not much was happening.
Nick Ridicule
WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP!
Matt corks the hose, bending it in half, stopping the water flow and I slap the door with my hand, slamming it shut. I bang my fist against the door a couple of times then walk away.
Matt Biggars
Nick, if you ever talk about liking Lady Gaga again, I’ll kick you in the balls, just because I’m your friend!
I shook my head, then flipped him off, sticking my hand close to his face.
Nick Ridicule
No, Matt is my friend, Steak is an asshole who doesn’t have an open mind about music the way Matt does.
Matt starts laughing.
Matt Biggars
What can I say, you got me there!
Matt walks out of the house with the hose and I look at Kat who’s watching him leave.
Nick Ridicule
Are you going to tell him how you feel about him?
Kat looks at me quickly, her eyes getting wide.
Katrina Costick
SHHHHHHHH! No! Shut up Nick! I told you that in confidence, that means you only ever talk about it, when I bring it up! The timing just isn’t right, I don’t want to distract him, he wants to win Rookie 2 Legend so bad! Plus we’re best friends and it would…
Katrina stops talking and turns around then runs up stairs. Matt enters the house and looks at me.
Matt Biggars
What’s that look on your face?
I thought about being married to Ashley, her being my first and only true love, my best friend. I shook it off and looked at Matt.
Nick Ridicule
What do you mean?
Matt shrugs his shoulders.
Matt Biggars
I don’t know, maybe I’m just being an asshole. I really need to get stoned.
I smirk, then look at the basement door, wondering why no one has gotten up screaming. I look at Matt again.
Nick Ridicule
Your nickname should be Wake N’ Bake.
Matt Biggars
Hardy-fucking-har-har funny guy!
I flipped him off again, then opened the basement door and looked down into the darkness. I slammed the door shut, making as much noise as I could.
Nick Ridicule
Wake the fuck up already. Hey, did you tell Kat how you feel about her?
Matt looks at me, then up the stairs.
Matt Biggars
Dude, shut the fuck up! Where did she go?
Nick Ridicule
She went upstairs, to get ready I would guess…
As soon as I said “get ready.” I remembered Ashley taking a shower upstairs, getting ready for me.
Nick Ridicule
Oh fuck!
I run up the stairs, passing by Matt, then I stop at the top and look down at him.
Nick Ridicule
Dude, wake those fuckers up! I can’t believe they didn’t get up from that!
I turned and went into the bedroom only to see Ashley stepping out of our personal bathroom with her shower robe on.
Nick Ridicule
NOOOOOOOOOOO I missed the show!?
Ashley Ridicule
You missed my shower. It was good, but definitely not as satisfying as it would have been if you would have been in there.
Ashley giggles, then points down and winks at me.
Ashley Ridicule
Literally.
I felt my dick make an attempt to get up, because some comments are so sexy you just can‘t help it, but I cleared my thoughts, knowing that the ship had sailed. I missed out on the old hanky panky thanks to those fucking rookie fucks not getting up!
Nick Ridicule
I’m going to take my shower now..
Ashley Ridicule
Cold water?
Nick Ridicule
Woo woo woo, I need it.
I went and took a shower, as cold as the water would go, and it was an instant boner killer. I switched the water from cold to hot, and closed my eyes, letting the water hit my face. I was ready for the day, ready to train the future of wrestling, ready for whatever came my way.
Ashley Ridicule
NICK GET OUT HERE WE’VE GOT A FIGHT!
I wasn’t ready for that. I turned off the water and Ashley pulled back the curtain, immediately staring down at my dick. She tosses me a towel without looking at me.
Nick Ridicule
Ashley what are you looking at?
Ashley Ridicule
You know exactly what I’m looking at!
Nick Ridicule
Didn’t you just say that there is a fight?
Ashley Ridicule
Oh yeah, hurry up!
Ashley runs out of the bathroom and I try to dry off as fast as I can before putting my shorts on before running out of the bathroom after her.
Nick Ridicule
What’s going on?
Matt Biggars
That asshole told Kat that he was still in love with her, then he made a move on her! She slapped the shit out of him and he spit on her! That’s when I ran across the hall and speared him through the fucking door! STAY THE FUCK DOWN YOU PIECE OF SHIT! I SWEAR TO GOD I’LL FUCKING KILL YOU IF YOU STAND UP!
I look over at FaceKid laying on the bedroom floor of one of the empty rooms.
Nick Ridicule
What the fuck started this? Why didn’t you wake up and just get ready?
Matt Biggars
They were fucking camping in the back yard! Chad Mason, Brain Savage… Only he was down in the basement and he came up stairs while I was waking everyone up! I saw the whole thing!
FaceKid
I didn’t spit on her! I didn’t do anything to her but tell her the truth!
Nick Ridicule
What’s the truth?
FaceKid
I’m in love with her. I love everything about her still and losing her was the single most painful experience of my entire life! She’s the reason I’m on this show, the reason I made a new band to beat yours! It’s all because of her!
Matt Biggars
You’re a piece of shit who cheated on her and hit her!
FaceKid
NEVER!
Nick Ridicule
Where is Kat now?
Matt Biggars
She ran away!
I couldn’t believe this, how was the day going to start off a disaster already? How were any of my team members going to beat Team Hawk? I needed to get everyone to the gym, separate everyone, and let things cool off.
Nick Ridicule
EVERYONE, FIVE MILE RUN, NOW! NO TALKING TO EACH OTHER, NO LOOKING AT EACH OTHER, MOVE! MOVE!
STRIKE BACK KID
THE MATCH
I’m starting to realize something. Something I’ve seen all along, yet have fallen victim too recently. You fuckers just don’t have it anymore. You don’t have the will, the determination, the dedication. Who doesn’t suffer from it currently in this company?
I had a great streak going where I was the greatest in the NLWF, because of one simple thing. I worked the very hardest to get to that spot. No one is working for it anymore, everyone has lost that mojo that makes you, you.
But I believe this can be broken, I feel as though I can be the guy who continues to work the hardest, the guy who leads the NLWF. Right now no one is leading it, the spot was vacated at Trial by Combat, when the most dominant champion, at the moment, in the entire company lost his title.
I lost my position as the leader, lost that number one rank. But it’s not because I was beaten by any of you. Matt Gray, you didn’t beat me at Trial by Combat. You didn’t defeat me in the end game! Last week Chuck, you didn’t beat me, Corey sure as hell didn’t beat me.
I beat me, and I’ve beaten me for two consecutive weeks.
I’m the reason I lost inside The End Game, I should have put my focus into Matt Gray instead of not training, enjoying my honeymoon, and not giving a shit about him as a challenger. Because that is exactly what happened. You think I can’t beat you Matt Gray? I still think you’re not good enough to be in the main event picture.
One of us is right, and I’ll give you a hint to who it is.
This guy!
Corey, what about you big mouth? You always seem to have an opinion on everything, whether it concerns you or not. Do you think you can beat me? Cause I happen to remember one of us beating the shit out of the other one for sixty minutes, just so he could beat him some more in sudden death.
What about you Chuck? You think you can beat me? I’ll have you know I’m not any of the losers you fought at War Games, your “biggest” night. I’m not a mid card guy who’s playing around with the idea of being in the main event picture.
I’m a solid main event week in and week out, win, loss or draw. You know why that is? Because I am consistent, the most consistent threat in the company, STILL! Don’t let two bullshit losses fool you, I’m still Nick Fucking Ridicule, never fucking forget it!
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
The R2L stuff you wont see on TV!
My mental alarm clock went off around 4:20 am. I looked beside me at Ashley holding me tight as I laid on my back. I smiled although I was in a bad mood since losing to Matt Gray at Trial by Combat. Ashley got stuck in Cuba after she lost her passport, and she couldn’t travel home with me. I was so pissed off I almost attacked a guy at the airport, but luckily she was there to keep my cool.
Ashley didn’t like to wake up until 5 am, so I did what I always did for her, and slowly sneaked away from the bed, replacing my body with a pillow for her to hug. I looked down at her and smiled, then reached down and grabbed my wedding ring off the nightstand. I put it on and grabbed my shorts off the ground. I threw them on and grabbed my hoody, then put it on and walked out of our room, onto the deck. I walked over to the steps and walks down, then exit through the gate, and take off running down the street.
I knew the area well, from all the time I spent in Philadelphia as a teenager. This was where Uncle Frank lived, and it’s where I spent a lot of time while Johnny was out trying to be the best professional wrestler in the world. I make it to a grocery store with a Starbucks attached to it, and make my way towards it.
Ashley loved her morning coffee, and it was what determined what kind of morning we were going to have. Some people are morning people, and some just aren’t, I am and she’s not, unless she has her triple grande, no foam, no fat latte with eight sugar packets.
I smile as I enter the Starbucks and walk up to the counter.
Nick Ridicule
One…
Anastacia Dillon
Triple grande, no foam, no fat latte?
Nick Ridicule
And a…
I wait to see if she knows what I want, but she looks at me funny.
Anastacia Dillon
I don’t know, you usually get something different each time.
That was true. I wasn’t a big fan of coffee or Starbucks, but when in Rome, or when tired as fuck in this case.
Nick Ridicule
I want a Caramel FRAPPUCCINO!
I do my best Beavis impression but she clearly misses the reference and rolls her eyes at me. Whatever. I smile and wait for our drinks to be made. The Starbucks girl was usually pretty nice, but she seemed to be in a bitch mood this morning. I met her while we worked on the Elite Death Toll warehouse, putting everything in. Every morning I would be waiting outside the Starbucks around the same time, and every morning she would show up and make my coffees, way before the store was even supposed to be opened. NLWF fans are awesome, and she was a big NLWF fan.
Anastacia Dillon
Nick, Coffee!
She snapped me out of my though trance and I grabbed the coffee holder with both hands and paid for it. I put a $20 in the tip jar while she wasn’t looking, then walked away. I considered asking her what was wrong, but it was really none of my business.
Nick Ridicule
Bye Anastacia, see you at the same time tomorrow.
She didn’t respond and I stepped outside. I walked back to the house, then went into Ashley and my room. She was just starting to toss and turn in the bed and it made me smile. I refused to be mad at Ashley, I never wanted her to feel like she wasn’t the most absolutely perfect wife in the entire world, so I kept my feelings to myself and didn’t tell her what’s been on my mind since the wedding.
Nick Ridicule
Baby… Time to wake up.
Ashley stretches in the bed, kicking the covers to the bottom near me. She smiled and uncovered her face, which her arm was blocking.
Ashley Ridicule
I smell Starbucks.
Nick Ridicule
Of course my love, what kind of husband would I be if I didn’t bring my beautiful wife her morning coffee.
I sit down at the foot of the bed and Ashley pokes me with her toes to my side.
Nick Ridicule
What?
She buries her face in her pillow and says something, but I can’t hear it.
Nick Ridicule
What?
She stretches a little bit more and looks at me with a smile on her face.
Ashley Ridicule
I love you.
Nick Ridicule
I know this. I love you too…
I got an idea of how to slip in my problem with her, without being blatant about it.
Nick Ridicule
You know what else Ashley, I need you. More than I need anyone, or anything, I need you. You complete me.
I wink at her and smile wide.
Ashley Ridicule
I feel the same way. I need you too Nick, and I have you forever and ever!
She missed my hint but it was ok, no big deal. I was so happy being with her that nothing else mattered. I would just take out my anger and frustration on the rookies on my team. Take it out in the ring, never on her.
Nick Ridicule
Yeah you do.
Ashley Ridicule
I had a pretty interesting dream.
I held out the coffee and she took hers. I took mine and took a sip of it.
Nick Ridicule
Oh really? Want to share it?
Ashley Ridicule
Yeah, but not now. Not enough time.
Nick Ridicule
You’re right.
Ashley Ridicule
Hey, this has nothing to do with my dream, but could you imagine if we wouldn’t have met?
I looked at her, surprised, slightly shocked. Why would I ever imagine something like that? I could imagine us not being together, but I could never imagine not having met her at all.
Nick Ridicule
No, I can honestly say I’ve never imagined that. That sounds awful.
No one has been as life changing to me as Ashley, no one has made me feel better, be better than I am, the way that she does. I wouldn’t be Nick Ridicule without her, and I know that for a fact.
Ashley Ridicule
I was just thinking about how different things would be. Luckily we don’t have to worry about that, because we met, and now we’re married.
I shook my head, and realized we’ve almost been together an entire year.
Nick Ridicule
With a one year anniversary on the horizon.
Ashley lit up.
Ashley Ridicule
Oh my god Nick! If it’s anything like my birthday, or our honeymoon, then I’m in for a wild ride.
I always did whatever it took to make sure Ashley had the most special memories possible for special occasions. I wanted every day to be like that, but these days I made sure of it at all costs.
Nick Ridicule
I don’t disappoint, am I right?
Ashley looks at me, giving me, what I call, “The sexy look.”
Ashley Ridicule
No you don’t.
She put her coffee on her nightstand, then reached out for me and pulled me close to her, onto the bed. We kissed and she whispered into my ear.
Ashley Ridicule
Remember yesterday inside your office?
Nick Ridicule
I sure do.
It was the best and sexiest sex position ever, greater than just about anything I’ve ever felt before. Ashley was so flexible and she could do the splits on my desk. Just thinking about it makes me, “Like a rock, OH LIKE A ROCK!” Ha ha, Chevrolet Trucks.
Ashley Ridicule
Now that Shark isn’t on the team, and no one is going to interrupt, how about we give that another try?
Oh yeah, I was like a rock alright. Since we got married, Ashley had become a new woman in the bedroom. Definitely not the shy girl she was the first time we ever did it.
Nick Ridicule
That sounds awesome.
We kiss again and I pull away with a smile on my face, thinking suddenly about our honeymoon.
Nick Ridicule
How about a shower?
Ashley kisses me and moans slightly. We had some great showers together during our honeymoon, just one of the many things that made me love her even more.
Ashley Ridicule
That sounds perfect.
I look over at the clock realizing it’s almost 5AM.
Nick Ridicule
Get it started and… warmed up..
I looked down and smiled wide. It was clear she caught onto that.
Ashley Ridicule
It’s always warmed up for you babe.
I kissed her again and stood up, then walked across the room.
Nick Ridicule
I’ll go wake up everyone, tell them to get ready.
Ashley Ridicule
I’ll make sure it’s nice and hot for you Mr. Ridicule.
Nick Ridicule
You know just how I like Mrs. Ridicule.
I open the door and leave the room, with a massive trouser tent leading the way. I walk downstairs, the step into the kitchen and grab a pan. I put the pan inside the sink and turn on the water, letting it run on cold. I make my way over to the refrigerator, then open the freezer and grab the ice tray.
Nick Ridicule
This is going to be so fucking sweet.
I empty all of the ice into the pan then quickly look behind me at Steak, aka Matt Biggars, walking down the steps.
Nick Ridicule
You’ve got the routine down partner.
Matt Biggars
I want to be one of the best. What are you doing?
Matt was much different in then morning from when he got stoned. Not stoned, Matt Biggars was an asshole. He was irritable and really let people get to him, even if they weren’t trying too. He was overly aggressive and extremely dangerous, he was Steak. When he was stoned, he was just Matt Biggars, a nice guy, cool to anyone he meets, even if they are a douche bag. Matt would never smoked the day of a fight, or a match. That’s when he needed to be Steak, that’s when he wanted to be that person. So Matt smokes weed all day, every day, just to be himself, it’s his medicine.
Nick Ridicule
Waking the rookies up.
Matt Biggars
Oh fuck yes, hold on, I’ll go outside and get the motherfucking hose!
He didn’t give me a chance to say anything as he ran out of the house and leaped down the steps. I shook my head.
Nick Ridicule
Someone hasn’t smoked yet today!
I turned the water off and lifted the pan up. Then walked over to the basement door, leading down into the dungeon like basement the house had. Matt stepped into the house with the house, bent at the head to keep water from shooting out.
Matt Biggars
I’m part coach, part participant.
Nick Ridicule
You’re the guy who’s going to win this.
Matt opened the door and I dump the pan full of ice cold water out down the steps and listen to it crash down onto the flow, splashing everywhere. Matt starts laughing like a fucking maniac and uncorks the hose letting a massive force of water down into the basement. He keeps laughing while from down in the basement I can hear everyone gasping as they wake up.
Nick Ridicule
WAKE UP CALL LADIES, Actually, calling you guys ladies is an insult to my wife and Kat, so I’m going to call you assholes! Smelly, shitty, assholes! WAKE UP ASSHOLES! RISE AND MOTHERFUCKING SHINE! IT’S A BEAUTIFUL DAY! DON’T LET IT GET AWAY! MATT IS HIGH AS AGOAT, HE’S GOT THAT FEELING! NOW WAKE THE FUCK UP!
Matt Biggars
U2? Really dude?
Nick Ridicule
I like that song!
Matt Biggars
How can you make music so awesome, yet like music that’s so shitty! Next you’re going to try to convince me that Lady Gaga isn’t so bad!
Nick Ridicule
Actually…
Matt Biggars
Oh no fucking way!
Nick Ridicule
I’ve heard some of her songs while with Ashley, she’s pretty fucking talented!
I looked over to see Kat walking down the stairs.
Katrina Costick
I love Lady Gaga!
Matt Biggars
OH NO! Not you too Kat!
I turned my focus back to the basement where it seemed like not much was happening.
Nick Ridicule
WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP!
Matt corks the hose, bending it in half, stopping the water flow and I slap the door with my hand, slamming it shut. I bang my fist against the door a couple of times then walk away.
Matt Biggars
Nick, if you ever talk about liking Lady Gaga again, I’ll kick you in the balls, just because I’m your friend!
I shook my head, then flipped him off, sticking my hand close to his face.
Nick Ridicule
No, Matt is my friend, Steak is an asshole who doesn’t have an open mind about music the way Matt does.
Matt starts laughing.
Matt Biggars
What can I say, you got me there!
Matt walks out of the house with the hose and I look at Kat who’s watching him leave.
Nick Ridicule
Are you going to tell him how you feel about him?
Kat looks at me quickly, her eyes getting wide.
Katrina Costick
SHHHHHHHH! No! Shut up Nick! I told you that in confidence, that means you only ever talk about it, when I bring it up! The timing just isn’t right, I don’t want to distract him, he wants to win Rookie 2 Legend so bad! Plus we’re best friends and it would…
Katrina stops talking and turns around then runs up stairs. Matt enters the house and looks at me.
Matt Biggars
What’s that look on your face?
I thought about being married to Ashley, her being my first and only true love, my best friend. I shook it off and looked at Matt.
Nick Ridicule
What do you mean?
Matt shrugs his shoulders.
Matt Biggars
I don’t know, maybe I’m just being an asshole. I really need to get stoned.
I smirk, then look at the basement door, wondering why no one has gotten up screaming. I look at Matt again.
Nick Ridicule
Your nickname should be Wake N’ Bake.
Matt Biggars
Hardy-fucking-har-har funny guy!
I flipped him off again, then opened the basement door and looked down into the darkness. I slammed the door shut, making as much noise as I could.
Nick Ridicule
Wake the fuck up already. Hey, did you tell Kat how you feel about her?
Matt looks at me, then up the stairs.
Matt Biggars
Dude, shut the fuck up! Where did she go?
Nick Ridicule
She went upstairs, to get ready I would guess…
As soon as I said “get ready.” I remembered Ashley taking a shower upstairs, getting ready for me.
Nick Ridicule
Oh fuck!
I run up the stairs, passing by Matt, then I stop at the top and look down at him.
Nick Ridicule
Dude, wake those fuckers up! I can’t believe they didn’t get up from that!
I turned and went into the bedroom only to see Ashley stepping out of our personal bathroom with her shower robe on.
Nick Ridicule
NOOOOOOOOOOO I missed the show!?
Ashley Ridicule
You missed my shower. It was good, but definitely not as satisfying as it would have been if you would have been in there.
Ashley giggles, then points down and winks at me.
Ashley Ridicule
Literally.
I felt my dick make an attempt to get up, because some comments are so sexy you just can‘t help it, but I cleared my thoughts, knowing that the ship had sailed. I missed out on the old hanky panky thanks to those fucking rookie fucks not getting up!
Nick Ridicule
I’m going to take my shower now..
Ashley Ridicule
Cold water?
Nick Ridicule
Woo woo woo, I need it.
I went and took a shower, as cold as the water would go, and it was an instant boner killer. I switched the water from cold to hot, and closed my eyes, letting the water hit my face. I was ready for the day, ready to train the future of wrestling, ready for whatever came my way.
Ashley Ridicule
NICK GET OUT HERE WE’VE GOT A FIGHT!
I wasn’t ready for that. I turned off the water and Ashley pulled back the curtain, immediately staring down at my dick. She tosses me a towel without looking at me.
Nick Ridicule
Ashley what are you looking at?
Ashley Ridicule
You know exactly what I’m looking at!
Nick Ridicule
Didn’t you just say that there is a fight?
Ashley Ridicule
Oh yeah, hurry up!
Ashley runs out of the bathroom and I try to dry off as fast as I can before putting my shorts on before running out of the bathroom after her.
Nick Ridicule
What’s going on?
Matt Biggars
That asshole told Kat that he was still in love with her, then he made a move on her! She slapped the shit out of him and he spit on her! That’s when I ran across the hall and speared him through the fucking door! STAY THE FUCK DOWN YOU PIECE OF SHIT! I SWEAR TO GOD I’LL FUCKING KILL YOU IF YOU STAND UP!
I look over at FaceKid laying on the bedroom floor of one of the empty rooms.
Nick Ridicule
What the fuck started this? Why didn’t you wake up and just get ready?
Matt Biggars
They were fucking camping in the back yard! Chad Mason, Brain Savage… Only he was down in the basement and he came up stairs while I was waking everyone up! I saw the whole thing!
FaceKid
I didn’t spit on her! I didn’t do anything to her but tell her the truth!
Nick Ridicule
What’s the truth?
FaceKid
I’m in love with her. I love everything about her still and losing her was the single most painful experience of my entire life! She’s the reason I’m on this show, the reason I made a new band to beat yours! It’s all because of her!
Matt Biggars
You’re a piece of shit who cheated on her and hit her!
FaceKid
NEVER!
Nick Ridicule
Where is Kat now?
Matt Biggars
She ran away!
I couldn’t believe this, how was the day going to start off a disaster already? How were any of my team members going to beat Team Hawk? I needed to get everyone to the gym, separate everyone, and let things cool off.
Nick Ridicule
EVERYONE, FIVE MILE RUN, NOW! NO TALKING TO EACH OTHER, NO LOOKING AT EACH OTHER, MOVE! MOVE!
STRIKE BACK KID
THE MATCH
I’m starting to realize something. Something I’ve seen all along, yet have fallen victim too recently. You fuckers just don’t have it anymore. You don’t have the will, the determination, the dedication. Who doesn’t suffer from it currently in this company?
I had a great streak going where I was the greatest in the NLWF, because of one simple thing. I worked the very hardest to get to that spot. No one is working for it anymore, everyone has lost that mojo that makes you, you.
But I believe this can be broken, I feel as though I can be the guy who continues to work the hardest, the guy who leads the NLWF. Right now no one is leading it, the spot was vacated at Trial by Combat, when the most dominant champion, at the moment, in the entire company lost his title.
I lost my position as the leader, lost that number one rank. But it’s not because I was beaten by any of you. Matt Gray, you didn’t beat me at Trial by Combat. You didn’t defeat me in the end game! Last week Chuck, you didn’t beat me, Corey sure as hell didn’t beat me.
I beat me, and I’ve beaten me for two consecutive weeks.
I’m the reason I lost inside The End Game, I should have put my focus into Matt Gray instead of not training, enjoying my honeymoon, and not giving a shit about him as a challenger. Because that is exactly what happened. You think I can’t beat you Matt Gray? I still think you’re not good enough to be in the main event picture.
One of us is right, and I’ll give you a hint to who it is.
This guy!
Corey, what about you big mouth? You always seem to have an opinion on everything, whether it concerns you or not. Do you think you can beat me? Cause I happen to remember one of us beating the shit out of the other one for sixty minutes, just so he could beat him some more in sudden death.
What about you Chuck? You think you can beat me? I’ll have you know I’m not any of the losers you fought at War Games, your “biggest” night. I’m not a mid card guy who’s playing around with the idea of being in the main event picture.
I’m a solid main event week in and week out, win, loss or draw. You know why that is? Because I am consistent, the most consistent threat in the company, STILL! Don’t let two bullshit losses fool you, I’m still Nick Fucking Ridicule, never fucking forget it!
Nick Ridicule- Immortal
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Birthday : 1991-03-05
Age : 33
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Location : Miami, Florida
Number of posts : 453
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