Crude Ambiguity 1st Show [Part 3]

Monday, April 13th 2010
Las Vegas, Nevada
Crude Ambiguity 1st Show [Part 3]

We left McDonalds and took a quick drive to the Sin City Arena. We pulled into the back, and went inside.

Nick Ridicule
Lets go see what kind of stage set up they’ve got for us.

We went into the arena, walking out onto the stage like we would for Revolution. The only difference was that this stage didn’t have an entrance ramp leading to a wrestling ring. Instead, it was just a stage, a large empty portion, then chairs set up. The stage was set up differently from Revolution. While the big screen stayed up, everything else was different, specially set up, just for Crude Ambiguity.

Matt Biggars
This is amazing! It kicks the shit out of anything we ever had as Zombiehead!

Monster nodded, and everyone looked impressed except the douche brothers.

Daniel Garcia
It’s not that special, I mean, why aren’t our stuff set up yet?

Ashley Matthews
Why aren’t our stuff set up? Is that what you said?

Douglas Garcia
YEAH!

I leg kicked Douglas, possibly breaking his leg. The kick has so much force on it, it swept his feet out from underneath him and he fell onto the stage floor. Daniel quickly helped his brother up and he threw a punch at me, one that was easily blocked by Monster.

Daniel Garcia
Oh… Oh… we see how it is… Nick Ridicule offers you a little bit of success and you sellout!

Douglas Garcia
YEAH!

Daniel Garcia
Y’all a bunch of sellouts! Lets go bro, I can see we’re not welcomed here!

The douche brothers walked backstage. I looked at Monster with a smirk on my face.

Nick Ridicule
Thanks dude.

Monster simply nodded and walked back over to where Matt was, looking off the stage at the empty crowd. Alison walked up behind me and smacked my ass.

Alison Williams
Yay!

Nick Ridicule
Hey!

I returned the favor with a quick smack to her ass as she tried to hit and run.

Ashley Matthews
What the hell do you think you’re doing?

We both stopped our game and looked at Ashley staring at the two of us, her arms at her side.

Alison Williams
Slapping Nick’s perfect ass. He got me back though, but I’ll get him again eventually.

Alison smiled and began twirling her hair around one of her fingers.

Ashley Matthews
Do me a favor and don’t touch my boyfriend!

Ashley stepped up and I put my hand on her chest stopping her from charging at Alison.

Nick Ridicule
Ashley you’re being overprotective, lighten up.

I smacked Ashley’s ass and winked at her. She didn’t seem to know what to say.

Ashley Matthews
I need to go get some fresh air…

Ashley walked away, I could tell she was pissed off, but I didn’t have time to worry about it. I considered following her but decided it was best if I stayed with the band. She would get over it, and probably just needed to be alone for a few minutes to clear her head.

Alison Williams
Why are you even with her?

Nick Ridicule
We’ve been over this, Ashley is the love of my life.

Alison Williams
Your only nineteen! Your life has practically just started! You’ve never experienced a real woman, or… two.

Alison put her arm around Kat as she approached.

Katrina Costick
What are you two talking about?

Kat kissed Alison on the cheek.

Alison Williams
Nick should leave Ashley, she’s ugly, and gross, and a bitch!

Nick Ridicule
You shouldn’t talk about Ashley like that! You don’t even know her, especially the way I do! I wouldn’t let her say anything mean about you Alison, and I wont have you bad mouthing her either!

Alison rolled her eyes and put her hand up in my face.

Alison Williams
What…

I interrupted her, knowing what was coming next.

Nick Ridicule
Don’t say whatevs, tell me you understand!

Alison put her hand down and looked into my eyes, she nodded her head.

Alison Williams
I understand!

Kat smiled and smacked Alison on the ass.

Katrina Costick
So we’re all good, and can start talking about the show?

I looked over at the curtain and thought about Ashley, I knew I had to talk to her.

Nick Ridicule
I’m going to go talk to Ashley.

I walked off stage and down the steps leading to the backstage area.

Nick Ridicule
Ashley?

I looked around, then walked down the hall, looking for her.

Ashley Matthews
NICK!

Ashley approached me from behind with her cell phone in hand.

Ashley Matthews
Death Angel just called me, he said he’s having an employee meeting and that I need to go to some warehouse!

Nick Ridicule
Wait… what?

Alison Williams
NICK!!!!!!

I could hear Alison scream from the stage, he voice piercing through my ears.

Nick Ridicule
Come on Ashley!

I hurried back up the steps to the stage and ran over to Alison.

Nick Ridicule
What’s wrong?

Alison Williams
Death Angel is on the phone, and I am NOT talking to him!

Alison put the phone to my chest and walked away.

Nick Ridicule
Hello?

Death Angel
Hello Nick. Please tell Alison to come to my warehouse. I need to meet with both of my employees.

Nick Ridicule
Listen DA, Ashley and Alison aren’t going anywhere!

Death Angel
Did you forget that I own their contract?

Nick Ridicule
I don’t care if you own their contracts! They aren’t going anywhere near you!

Death Angel
Then I’ll sue you.

Nick Ridicule
Fine, where do you want them to go?

To Be Continued…


STRIKE BACK KID
THE MATCH

Hiya Death,

Did you think I was done? That I had beaten you enough, and was ready to call it a day? Well you were wrong. If I had more time I would do this ALL FUCKING DAY! But see, it’s Sunday night and that means I only have to wait one more day until I’m in the same ring as you.

How wonderful will that be? Seriously. I’ve waited a long week to get my hands on you, to drive my fists into that horrible disfigured face of yours. But we’re going to be in something special. More violent then The End Game, we’ll be locked inside a Triple Cell.

I’ve heard nothing but rumors about what the rules are to this match, and you know what? I DON’T FUCKING CARE ANYMORE! All I know is we’ll be locked in a 70 foot tall cage that’s divided into three sections, and that is all I need to know.

Because that means you’ll be locked away with me. Where no one can help you, no police can get in to save you like they did when I was beating Corey Casey to death. Nope. This one is going to go one until I’ve decided you’ve had enough,

Until I know for a fact that you are dead, I’m not going to stop beating on you. Until I’ve guaranteed that you’ll never be around to hard Ashley, never be around to harm Alison, until I’ve guaranteed your demise, I wont be satisfied, I wont end this match.

This match has nothing to do with the Global Annihilation Tournament anymore. It doesn’t even have anything to do with the NLWF Title anymore. This has become as personal as it possibly gets. Death Angel, you fucked with the wrong person.

You see, you’ve been killed so many times, only to come back, and it’s made you believe that you’re immortal. But the problem is these asshole just haven’t killed you right. I’m going to kill you, I assure you of that, that’s not the part I’m going to enjoy. It’s getting you to the point of death that I’ll truly love.

A monster that I can’t contain has been awoken inside of me, thanks you Connor, thanks to you, thanks to Corey Casey. I didn’t realize I was capable of some of the things I’ve done this month, and I’m inspired to go out and finish it off with the greatest performance anyone has ever seen!

Your death will be a painful one.

You shouldn’t have ever put your hands on Ashley.

You shouldn’t have ever put your hands on Alison.

At King of the Throne, I'm hunting you down and killing you like the monster you are.