The Louie Lobster Rap (Sorry Frankie, I had to!)

by Louie Lobster March 27th 2010, 8:08 pm

Louie lazily wandered his way through the DSU you headquarters, while everyone else was getting ready to go to the basketball game. Louie was so lazy he hadn’t even started getting ready yet, but he guessed he had to.

Louie wandered back into his room, and looked in the mirror. Suddenly, he remembered something he’d seen Frankie doing while he was in his room. Frankie was rapping! He remembered now, maybe he could give it a go...

Louie Lobster
I’m a dairy queen blizzard. Rebel at five,

I was runnin with scissors.

Can’t touch this Sweet

I’ve already got ma claws on the case,

You’ll be too busy tiein’ your shoelace!

Matt Gray’s a fool, Tha Kid is a tool...

Man, the DSU are so cool!

Chuck Matthews, thank you for participating.

You’ll be remember only for your masterbat-

Hold on, better keep this rap PG.

Or it’s going to turn out worse than MAN TV!

Everyone knows to never count us out,

Hell, we’re representing trout!

It’s not just me. There’s a barracuda and a whale too!

You mess with us, and you’re going to jail.

We’ll slap you with our tails!

Thanks for listening, to this song by a lobster...

Louie rubbed his head, and couldn’t think of anything that would rhyme with the last line. He was too lazy to think anymore anyway, he couldn’t be bothered going to see women attempting to play some form of basketball. He yawned, and fell into his bed fast asleep...

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Louie Lobster
You had better watch out boys and girls, because the DSU are comin for the Championship Case! None of us may be the ‘handsy’ type, but I’m sure us sea creatures can work together to make the ocean proud!

The DSU are going to own the championship case match, Matt Gray, Tha Kid and Sweets can all sit back and watch us work as a team to get the case.

And whoever else makes it in?

Chop, chop!