You two fight. I win.

22-17-00

Empire Arena, New York City
monday 2. November.

I was back in my lockeroom after my match tonight. Very pleased about the result i was sitting on a chair singing the wild rower as i opened a beer to celebrate my victory. When i opend my beer i started to think..

Has that even ever happend before? Has it ever happend that a wrestler has won a triple threat match, where he literally broke out more sweat while talking into a mic, then in the actuall match? Has it ever happend that a wrestler who just a couple of months ago was a rookie inside this bussiness, beats two other wrestlers. One who is a former world champion and one that is some kind of sensation, without even getting hit one single time with any kind of move? Has any of that ever happend?

Oh yeah thats right. I did it today. And now i got a title match at Legends of the Fall. For the No Limit championship. Unfortunalty there is another no. 1 contender for that same championship. A contender that i tend to take out of the this title picture. I am going make him wish he never signed that NLWF contract. I am of course talking about Neo Kobayashi. Oh wait. Or am facing Dylan Evans? I don't remember. But ot doesn't matter. I'll kick the hell out of both of them. But one of them has to be the referee. So he will DQ me if i attack him. I hope one of them will gets one of those fine, black and white referee shirts. Wait. Now i remember who i am facing. I am facing Dylan Evans. I remember i didn't know who the hell he was, because he is the guy you pass in the hall way who never says a word. And the ref was that other asian dude. Damn he is asian. I hope he didn't see what i told Maddox Li about Asia.

[knock]
[knock]
[knock]

I got interupted by the knock on the door. I wonder who it could be. I sat thinking about who it was for a while before the knocking started again

Come in and catch.

I grabbed another beer and threw it at the door so the person coming in could catch it. It was Erika Fox entering. Kind off awkward if you think about the interview she had with me earlier. To my suprise she catched the beer and opend it with her bare hands in one floud motion. I was stunned. I have never seen anyone do that before. I kept switching between looking at the beer and the cap, which was laying on the floor. I was about to say something but i was to stunned. No one said anything until Erika started to feel a little awkward and said.

Jason ..

I raised my hand as a joke. She stopped talking. I started to laugh and said.

Just kidding what do you have to say?

She looked at me with a little bit of anger in her eyes but then smilled at me, as if she just got the joke. I just got my mind of the beer when i saw it in her hand again. I started to think about what she did again. It was one of the most beautiful things i have ever seen.. Never in my life had i seen anyone who could open a beer with their bare hands. I wanted to know how to do it. I wanted to know what technic to use. I always thought you would have to be super strong to do it. But then this little and skinny girl comes in and does it.Finally i got a word out of my mouth.

How`? How did you do that? How did you open that beer with your bare hands?

Erika was about to answer when someone knocked on the door again. Again i wondered who it could be. Again a threw a beer at the door and said.

Come in and catch.

Jazmine Ortiz entered and catch the beer. She didn't open it though. She just put it on a table. Jazmine got a bit angry when she saw that Erika already was here. The first thing that went through my head was ”Why can't this be a porno movie”. But then i started to wonder why they where both here. As i was wondering Jazmine Ortiz and Erika Fox started to yell at each other.

Are you trying to steal another interview from you whore? Just like you did with Neo earlier.!!!

Am i the one stealing? I was sent down here to interview Jason. You little bitch!!!

They kept yelling at each other and i found it hilarious. Their little argument gave me an idea. I started to laugh but neither of them noticed. I laughed at them for a while before i stood up and said.

Girls, girls, girls. Stop yelling at each other or get out of me lockeroom.

Both stopped yelling.

You girls have a few problems i see. And i used to be a problem solver and i can solve this problem.But first i want to know what this problem is. Wait let me guess. You two used to be bestfriends then one of you started dating Chuck Matthews then the other one fell in love with and took him from the first one and now you two hate each other.

They both looked at me with a strange look as if i was right.

How could you know?

Futuristic mind reading ability. But how do you two like to settle this problem at this weeks Hawk Talk? I got something very special in mind for this one. What do you say girls? Or should we go somewhere to get something to eat while we are talking about this?

Jazmine Ortiz and Erika Fox looked at each other, then back at me. I layed my arms around both of them and i said.

Shall we go?

We started to walk towards the door and the scene fades to white.

Later that night.
Some random resturant in New York

Don't ask me how but my lame pick up line actually got the job done. Not only did it get the job done but it smashed the job. I got two girls with a pickup line, which shouldn't even had picked up one. Anyways. Here i was sitting eating some american food which i didn't like but i had already paid for it and i was starving so i had no choice but to eat. I didn't even know what the hell it was that i was eating.

SO you two? Hawk Talk this week.. What do you say? I got something really good and nice and awesome and sexy planned for you.

Tell us what it is first.

Its going to be a suprise. All you two have to do to be prepared enough is to put on bikinis. The rest you will find out at Hawk Talk.

I like your way of thinking. I am fresh. How about you Jazmine? Are you afraid?

Jason. You got yourself your plan for Hawk Talk comfirmed.

Can i ask you two a question? How could agree to go out with the winner of the Neo vs Dylan, which Dyaln won, when he half the match was crawling around far people? It was disturbing to watch.

I really regret it. I want a real man. Someone like you Jason.

I want Jason.

Awesome!. I can't eat anymore of this shit anyways. So how about we all go back to my hotel room and you two can get that interview you wanted. There is plenty of Jason Hawk for both of you.

The scene fades to white and opens again outside a door. On the door is a sign saying ”do not disturb” The camera zooms away from the door and fades to black..

You two fight. I win.

You two fight. I win.

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