Swan's Super Secret Lifestyle!

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Narrator: Today, we look at the lifestyle of Swan Lee.

Swan: Welcome to my shop, cuties.

Narrator: Multi-millionaire Swan Lee owns the cosplay shop through his cmpany Gay Swan Incorporated.

Swan: This would look cute on Randall.

Rae: This is like super gay.

Swan: I know right!

Mai: No man should wear that!

Swan: Let's just say that Demetrius is a very special kind of man.

Mai: What kind of man.

Swan: Let's just say that he can suck a ping pong out of a garden hose.

Swan: So sexy! So sexy!

Swan: Just to tell you ladies, I've been beating off to Demetrius in my head all night.

Narrator: Swan told us that he keeps a fake pair of tits around to us about the "evils" of women.

Swan: Okay, so after I infect Demetrius Randall with A.I.D.S., I'm thinking of dressing him up for my own pleasure. What kind of dress should I do it in?

Mai: You want to dress him up?

Swan: And fuck him.

Mai: But his dick is so big!!! But...it might fit you.

Rae: So we went to look for a "super cute" costume for Demetrius. Swan sure was a fruit loop!!!

Rae: We have Demetrius' first costume.

Narrator: Look at how fucking gay this costume is. Look at it! Demetrius would surely look like a queer.

Demetrius would never see women again, he would be the resident choir boy.

Swan: You look cute in it, but not quite as cute as when Demetrius puts on the garb.

Mai: It looks so gay.

Swan: Everybody is okay with gay!

Swan: Keep the glasses on!!! You looked like a happy lesbian.

Rae: There is no way that Demetrius will be able to pull this off without looking gay.

Rae: Time to see what other gay costume was waiting for Demetrius.

Mai: I'm afraid this costume will forever make me afraid of men.

Rae: I actually look...hot.

Mai: Will it look good on Demetrius?

Swan: I'm cumming.

Mai: Whatever costume Demetrius had on, he was going to look like a flamer.

Mai: So you had a question for Swan?

Rae: It's embarrassing but how many cocks have you taken at one time?

Swan: Let's just say that I can't count on two hands.

Mai: You've had more then my entire life time.

Rae: Did you say, "Thank You" afterwards?

Mai: What exactly did you say?

Swan: Give me more! Give me more!

Rae: So, have you seen the video of Demetrius' secret attack?

Swan: No.

Swan: If he wants to send a gay kid at then I'll be more than happy to rape him too.

Mai: I have a feeling that you will rape both of them and give them both A.I.D.S. But, we are out of time, thank you Swan.

Swan: Thank you! Bye Sweeities!