Murder was the case they gave me, after reading this one

by **SBK** March 29th 2013, 1:34 pm

"Is it me or is Dano more sentimental then a fucking bitch on her period?"

"He took a break from this game and used the time to become a fucking legit faggot! I really hope this is Dan's last match in this promotion! If you ask me, I'm doing the kid a favor, now he can go enjoy writing fucking Haiku's and attending poetry slams."

"Anyone who believed Dan Alexander was a change man, I proved that he hasn't change. He still wears a diaper made out of the Mexican flag and still throws a fit when he knows he doesn't stand a fucking chance in hell of winning a match"

"Typical Dano"

"This match is going to be anything but a wrestling match! This is a personal vendetta. Dan is nothing more then a piece of shit! He could never be trusted and he wonders why his career hasn't budge since he typed his first word on a screen."

"Robbie murdered Steel for being a fucking rat"

"Can you just imagine what I'm going to you Dan?"

"Think I give a flying fuck if I hurt you're feelings last night? Sorry Kid, but I spoke nothing but the fucking truth. It's what I've been doing this entire week, while you've been busy hurrying you're ancestors across the border, to hide any trace of your Mexican background! You're like a wild dog Dan, fun to kick around but no one wants to take responsibility for"

"I bet my life you saved that conversation last night, that's you're MO. Yet you're not a creepy fucking stalker at all?! You troll promotions saving conversations, you don't need a hobby kid, you need a fucking life!"

"How many times have you rubbed one off to an Alison Williams Conversation?"

Remember that one time you pretended to be drunk in the Chat Box, just to gather attention? Sure you do, it was back in the Insurgency, Now that I think of it, it was around the same time you were obsessed with dry humping Ali's leg like a dog in heat! You really our pathetic Dano!"

"Here’s the part where I tell you what you can’t do, Kid"

"You can’t beat me."

"You can’t be better than me."

"You can’t surpass the legacy I’ve built around myself."

"You can’t out wrestle me."

"You can’t get me to respect you. Ever."

"You can’t get a good gimmick going for you, if your life depends on it."

"Wait I take that last one back, 'Bitch Made' is a great gimmick for you! I can't wait to send you packing AGAIN! I give this kid five months before he comes crawling back with a different make - over and a different attitude."

"Have we ever seen the real Dan Alexander?"

"You’re a bad punchline to a horrible joke."

"Anyone who cry's after getting slap with truth needs no breath from me. Anyone who claims they are legit when they haven't won a championship since the last time he was in a garbage federation needs to not talk to me. You can lie down in the ring Saturday for me. It’s either that or I can cap your stay here with one last End Result."

"Either way, you’re not going to win."

"Plain and simple."