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Hehehe.....Propane...
Arlen, Texas
Date: Unknown
The scene shows a large propane facility, the sun beating down form overhead. It's hot out...but hey, this is Texas...it's always fucking hot out...The camera suddenly fades out, and when it fades back in it shows the inside of a store. It is clear that the place sells propane and propane accessories. There are only three employees in the store, since it is time for their lunch break, only the three most hardworking and dedicated employees stayed behind.
Suddenly, the front door of the propane store flies open. A large figure stands in the doorway, an insane smile on his face. The only woman in the store immediately jumps to her feet and runs away screaming, terrified of the giant man's entrance and appearance...
The man in the doorway claps his hands excitedly as he looks around at all the grills and other propane accessories
K2KU- Hehehe...propane...
The two remaining store employees exchange nervous glances. Finally, one of the men climbs to his feet. The propane salesman has glasses and a flat top haircut. He is wearing blue jeans and a cyan shirt that has a name tag that says "Hank." Hank walks over to K2KU and smiles nervously
Hank Frank- Well...howdy...my name is Hank...Hank Frank
Hank Frank holds out his hand in an attempt to shake K2KU's massive hand. K2KU takes Hank Frank's hand and shakes it violently, all while smiling insanely
K2KU- Nice to meet you Hank Frank! I was wondering if you could teach me about propane and propane accessories!
Hank Frank- Uh...were you looking for anything imparticular?
K2KU pauses and thinks for a moment
K2KU- well, i am a professional wrestler with the Fight The World Company and I have a match against a former employee here. Hank Heny
The smile fades off of Hank Frank's face as he hears the name of Hank Henry
Hank Frank- That giblet head?! He told a customer that he was showing them the Wagner Charbroil King 4000 even though he was clearly showing them the Charking 4100!
K2KU shakes his head sadly
K2KU- A Giblet head indeed! I am glad you are here to show me what is REALLY what!
Hank Frank smiles warmly
Hank Frank- Well...i'd like to think I know a bit about propane and propane accessories. Let me ask you a question...how do you like your steaks cooked? Because I have a new model of CharKing that I think...
As Hank Frank turns and begins to walk towards one of the grills on display, K2KU reaches out and grips the back of Hank Frank's head like a baseball.
Hank Frank- GWWAAAAHHHHH!!!!
The other male employee suddenly runs out from behind his desk and leaps at K2KU in an attempt to tackle him to the ground. K2KU sees the other employee flying through the air and laughs hysterically!
K2KU- IT'S JUST LIKE VOLLEYBALL!
The other employee can't stop himself in mid-air, so he connects solidly with K2KU's massive boot. K2KU looks at the guy, still laughing
K2KU- SPIKE!
K2KU sees Hank Frank slowly pulling himself up to his feet. K2KU walks over and picks up Hank Frank by the back of his shirt
K2KU- So...were you and Hank Henry close?
Hank Frank tries to punch K2KU in the side...but K2KU no sells it
K2KU- VIOLENCE IS NEVER THE ANSWER!
K2KU wraps both of his hands around Hank Frank's throat. K2KU holds Hank Frank up off the ground, smiling insanely as Hank Frank struggles to breathe
K2KU- Ok...i lied...Violence is ALWAYS THE ANSWER!
K2KU walks over to one of the desks and brings Hank Frank crashing down through the desk, causing the desk to explode in a shower of wooden splinters. K2KU looks around the inside of the shop...and suddenly he snaps his fingers as an idea suddenly comes to him...
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K2KU- Wakey Wakey eggs and bakey!
Hank Frank slowly opens his eyes. He realizes him and the other male employee (whose name is Buck Strictland) are tied to two separate chairs in the middle of the store. Hank slowly looks around him and realizes that K2KU had set up no less than ten propane tanks in a circle around he and Buck
Hank Frank- Gat dangit you giblet head! I'M GOING TO KICK YOU ASS!
K2KU laughs
K2KU- But i have a propane question!
K2KU reaches into his front right pocket and slowly pulls out a lighter. Hank Frank's eyes grow wide when he sees the engraving on the lighter.
Hank Frank- How did you get Hank Henry's lucky lighter?!
K2KU shrugs
K2KU- that's not important...my propane emergency question is thought!
Hank Henry narrows his gaze, a look of disgust on his face
Hank Frank- Alright fine...what is your gat dang propane question?
K2KU turns and walks away from Hank. He slowly begins walking around the circle of propane tanks, only stopping to turn the nozzle on...thus causing the propane to spill rapidly out of each of the tanks
Hank Frank- YOU CAN'T TURN ALL THOSE ON! THAT SWEET LADY PROPANE IS FOR THE CUSTOMERS!
K2KU shrugs. He turns the last tank nozzle on and then walks over to the front door of the propane store. He then turns and smiles sadistically at Hank Frank and Buck Strictland
K2KU- How long do you think it will take for this whole place to explode if it is full of propane?
Before Hank or Buck can answer, K2KU flickers the lighter on...causing the flame to ignite. He laughs and throws the lighter at the nearest propane tank. K2KU turns and is about to walk calmly out the front door when he turns and smirks
K2KU- HAVE A KNIFE DAY!
K2KU then turns and sprints as fast as he can away from the propane store...which explodes into flames almost as soon as K2KU closes the front door...
Date: Unknown
The scene shows a large propane facility, the sun beating down form overhead. It's hot out...but hey, this is Texas...it's always fucking hot out...The camera suddenly fades out, and when it fades back in it shows the inside of a store. It is clear that the place sells propane and propane accessories. There are only three employees in the store, since it is time for their lunch break, only the three most hardworking and dedicated employees stayed behind.
Suddenly, the front door of the propane store flies open. A large figure stands in the doorway, an insane smile on his face. The only woman in the store immediately jumps to her feet and runs away screaming, terrified of the giant man's entrance and appearance...
The man in the doorway claps his hands excitedly as he looks around at all the grills and other propane accessories
K2KU- Hehehe...propane...
The two remaining store employees exchange nervous glances. Finally, one of the men climbs to his feet. The propane salesman has glasses and a flat top haircut. He is wearing blue jeans and a cyan shirt that has a name tag that says "Hank." Hank walks over to K2KU and smiles nervously
Hank Frank- Well...howdy...my name is Hank...Hank Frank
Hank Frank holds out his hand in an attempt to shake K2KU's massive hand. K2KU takes Hank Frank's hand and shakes it violently, all while smiling insanely
K2KU- Nice to meet you Hank Frank! I was wondering if you could teach me about propane and propane accessories!
Hank Frank- Uh...were you looking for anything imparticular?
K2KU pauses and thinks for a moment
K2KU- well, i am a professional wrestler with the Fight The World Company and I have a match against a former employee here. Hank Heny
The smile fades off of Hank Frank's face as he hears the name of Hank Henry
Hank Frank- That giblet head?! He told a customer that he was showing them the Wagner Charbroil King 4000 even though he was clearly showing them the Charking 4100!
K2KU shakes his head sadly
K2KU- A Giblet head indeed! I am glad you are here to show me what is REALLY what!
Hank Frank smiles warmly
Hank Frank- Well...i'd like to think I know a bit about propane and propane accessories. Let me ask you a question...how do you like your steaks cooked? Because I have a new model of CharKing that I think...
As Hank Frank turns and begins to walk towards one of the grills on display, K2KU reaches out and grips the back of Hank Frank's head like a baseball.
Hank Frank- GWWAAAAHHHHH!!!!
The other male employee suddenly runs out from behind his desk and leaps at K2KU in an attempt to tackle him to the ground. K2KU sees the other employee flying through the air and laughs hysterically!
K2KU- IT'S JUST LIKE VOLLEYBALL!
The other employee can't stop himself in mid-air, so he connects solidly with K2KU's massive boot. K2KU looks at the guy, still laughing
K2KU- SPIKE!
K2KU sees Hank Frank slowly pulling himself up to his feet. K2KU walks over and picks up Hank Frank by the back of his shirt
K2KU- So...were you and Hank Henry close?
Hank Frank tries to punch K2KU in the side...but K2KU no sells it
K2KU- VIOLENCE IS NEVER THE ANSWER!
K2KU wraps both of his hands around Hank Frank's throat. K2KU holds Hank Frank up off the ground, smiling insanely as Hank Frank struggles to breathe
K2KU- Ok...i lied...Violence is ALWAYS THE ANSWER!
K2KU walks over to one of the desks and brings Hank Frank crashing down through the desk, causing the desk to explode in a shower of wooden splinters. K2KU looks around the inside of the shop...and suddenly he snaps his fingers as an idea suddenly comes to him...
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+
K2KU- Wakey Wakey eggs and bakey!
Hank Frank slowly opens his eyes. He realizes him and the other male employee (whose name is Buck Strictland) are tied to two separate chairs in the middle of the store. Hank slowly looks around him and realizes that K2KU had set up no less than ten propane tanks in a circle around he and Buck
Hank Frank- Gat dangit you giblet head! I'M GOING TO KICK YOU ASS!
K2KU laughs
K2KU- But i have a propane question!
K2KU reaches into his front right pocket and slowly pulls out a lighter. Hank Frank's eyes grow wide when he sees the engraving on the lighter.
Hank Frank- How did you get Hank Henry's lucky lighter?!
K2KU shrugs
K2KU- that's not important...my propane emergency question is thought!
Hank Henry narrows his gaze, a look of disgust on his face
Hank Frank- Alright fine...what is your gat dang propane question?
K2KU turns and walks away from Hank. He slowly begins walking around the circle of propane tanks, only stopping to turn the nozzle on...thus causing the propane to spill rapidly out of each of the tanks
Hank Frank- YOU CAN'T TURN ALL THOSE ON! THAT SWEET LADY PROPANE IS FOR THE CUSTOMERS!
K2KU shrugs. He turns the last tank nozzle on and then walks over to the front door of the propane store. He then turns and smiles sadistically at Hank Frank and Buck Strictland
K2KU- How long do you think it will take for this whole place to explode if it is full of propane?
Before Hank or Buck can answer, K2KU flickers the lighter on...causing the flame to ignite. He laughs and throws the lighter at the nearest propane tank. K2KU turns and is about to walk calmly out the front door when he turns and smirks
K2KU- HAVE A KNIFE DAY!
K2KU then turns and sprints as fast as he can away from the propane store...which explodes into flames almost as soon as K2KU closes the front door...
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