a fucked up meeting with my father in law

by **Death-Angel** December 2nd 2010, 4:44 pm

The scene opens up to Andrew Savage sitting at a bar with a beer in front of him. He's wearing a black Tapout shirt with Team Savage on the back and baggy jeans. He has on a black on black Yankees hat on backwards. A man with long hair and a black trenchcoat comes up to him.

AS: Long time no see homey...

The man reveals himself to be Alexander Ritter. Victoria's father and Andrew's father in law.

AR: Hello Andrew.

AS: Holy shit, whats goin on with you what are you doing here?

AR: I dont know if you know how many kids and ex-wives I got, but I need a drink.

AS: Hey chief, too shots Petron and too more Miller Lites. Bro, I dont know if you know how many ex-wives and children you have.

AR: Good point. So why are you here alone?

AS: Waiting for a buddy to meet me here. He said he wanted to do something fast I thought he meant speed his fuckin car here. Apparently not.

AR: Who is it?

AS: Chris, were both back in OSW.

AR: Victoria was telling me about that. Something about letting her wolf side out and not hiding the realm of Tirradyn?

AS: Yeah, we both went back there.

AR: Interesting.

Ritter gives Andrew a weird look.

AS: The fuck is that look for?

AR: Has Amy been around?

AS: Haven't seen her in a while.

AR: Hmmm...

AS: What are you getting at?

AR: Andrew remember when you had to kill Victoria's first husband?

AS: Yeah, keep yelling that we won't get arrested or anything.

AR: Sorry. But there was something I kinda forgot about that I kinda needed to speak to you about.

AS: What do you mean?

AR: The escape plan.

*FLASHBACK*

The scene has Andrew and Alexander outside a hospital room. Andrew's a little sweaty.

AS: Alright it's done, how do you we get out of here?

AR: Just play it cool. Lets go.

Andrew and Alexander keep walking normally until a scream is heard from the hospital room. They duck in a hallway.

AS: Okay boss, this is your turn to punch out an idea.

AR: You punched out enough things.

AS: Lets not worry about that, we need to leave.

AR: Hide in this room, we'll sneak out as dogs.

Alexander leads Andrew in to a room.

AS: Wait what?

Alexander Ritter's mouth turns in to a dog's and savagely bites Andrew in the right trap muscle.

AS: OW FUCK DUDE!

Andrew rips himself away from Ritter. Alexander has a calm look on his face while Andrew is stunned and holding
his now bloody neck.

AS: DID YOU JUST BITE ME? THE FUCK IS THE MATTER WITH YOU!

AR: You should start to turn soon then we can leave easier. Try to keep quiet in the meantime.

AS: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT! THAT HURT LIKE SHIT!

Andrew's neck and trap begin to heal very quickly much like Wolverine. Ritter's eyes open up with concern.

AR: How are you healing?

AS: I told you, I got a gift from my grandfather when he passed away.

Andrew's hands light up with electrical currents around them for just a moment then stop.

AR: That doesnt explain your wound.

AS: I can't die. The Gods are laughing at me. I feel every bit of pain but can't die. The more severe, the longer heal time. Still no death. There's some stipulation of who can finally kill me, but I cant remember. Not important, let's go.

AR: I injected you with werewolf venom.

AS: Yeah, happened like 60 times from your daughter. I'll probably just shit it out or something. Lets go.

AR: Can't die, huh?

Alexander Ritter grabs Andrew and launches him out a window. Ritter walks to the edge and sees Andrew lying in a puddle of blood outside. He smirks a bit then jumps down, landing smoothly on his feet. He looks around but doesnt see Andrew. He turns completely around and sees Andrew standing behind him. Andrew kicks Alexander in the balls.

AS: Don't try that shit again.

*END FLASHBACK*

The scene opens up to the two back in the bar.

AS: What about it?

AR: Any wolf tendencies?

AS: No, I dont even eat raw meat anymore. Im generally more beardy, but nothing more than that since I keep
its short up top.

AR: Interesting. I bet you can still turn wolf.

AS: Ha! And the vampire prick who bit me in '06 thinks I'll turn into a bat.

AR: You've been bit by both?

AS: Yeah, and an alligator once while drunk golfing in Florida.

Alexander laughs. Andrew joins in a little.

AS: That hurt.

Alexander finishes his beer.

AR: I have to get going.

AS: Text me, we'll go golfing. You can bite the gator back.

AR: I'll be in touch.

Ritter leaves. Andrew picks up his phone and looks at a txt.

AS: En route huh? I wonder what it's like fucking Kelly. Kisses can kill you, so I wonder what a blowjob will do to his dick?

Andrew laughs and realizes he's by himself.

AS: This jerkoff needs to hurry up.

Scene ends.

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