Revolution: Global Annihilation: 4/12/10

The show fades in on Nick Ridicule and Ashley Matthews after arriving at the Sin City Arena together, holding hands and carrying their bags behind them. Nick Ridicule has the new NLWF Championship on his shoulder, while Ashley holds the original NLWF Championship on hers.

Ashley Matthews
Nick, why is the show starting on us?

Nick Ridicule
Well, I kind of took over tonight’s show.

Ashley Matthews
Kind of?

Nick Ridicule
By kind of, I mean I did. I offered to pay for a spot as GM, but Angelica McPherson said she didn’t want to be GM of a show where a wrestler gets killed. Her only rule was, don’t change any of her matches. She didn’t say anything about match types.

The two enter the arena, Nick Ridicule holding the door open for Ashley before they enter. They walk down the hall, before Ashley Matthews stops and Nick Ridicule looks at her.

Ashley Matthews
The wrestler who’s going to get killed here tonight, was she talking about Corey?

Nick Ridicule laughs and nods his head.

Nick Ridicule
Yup.

They keep walking and the show fades to the opening video.






Live from the Sin City Arena in Las Vegas, Nevada



“Crude Ambiguity > Drowning Pool” “Nick will kill the killer!”
“I bet Chuck wishes he was a premature "poster"”
“I have evidence Corey Casey killed my goldfish!” “What ever happened to D-D-D-Dave?”
“DR attacks KID? Isn‘t that black on black crime?”
“Aaron O‘Shea has a Dream pf being Champion… Dream on.” “Y SO SRS?”
“Where do I get a pair of UFC gloves?”


Cornell - Welcome everyone to another addition of Revolution. Tonight we start off the second ever Global Annihilation Tournament! This years is almost guaranteed to blow last years away.

Greed - What an amazing week it’s been in the NLWF, and I have to agree with you Tommy, tonight we’re in for a hell of a show!

Cornell - Last week we ended our show with Demetrius Randall, The Black Attack, coming out and attacking The Notorious K.I.D after his amazing World Title defense against Brenton Cyrus. Demetrius Randall used a steel chair to break KID’s ankle, then targeted Brenton.

Greed - But Brenton was able to fight Randall off, but it was too late and the damage had been done to the World Champion.

Cornell - Our new General Manager and Booker Angelica McPherson decided that KID shouldn’t be stripped of the Title, and instead the NLWF will have a World Champion once again.

Greed - That’s right, Brenton Cyrus changed the name of the belt from the NLWF World Championship to the World Heavyweight Wrestling championship, not limiting the prestigious title to just the company. Now because of KID’s injury, the NLWF World Title returns as an interim belt, and when KID recovers the two worlds will collide!

Cornell - What a showdown that’s going to be, no matter who becomes NLWF Interim World Champion at King of the Throne, in just two weeks on Pay Per View. Let’s talk about the Undisputed Championship, because last week we witnessed another legendary war in the Shadow Demon/Corey Casey Saga.

Greed - In another classic Undisputed Title match, those two pushed the regular match stipulations to the limits, and, I’m not gonna count Shadow Demon out, but it looked like Corey Casey had the match won with that Purifier before Nick Ridicule’s interference.

Cornell - Because of that interference, both Shadow Demon and Corey Casey are headed to King of the Throne, along with Matt Gray, Chuck Matthews, and Bobby Ocean all with a chance at becoming Undisputed Champion!

Greed - But tonight is about the NLWF Championship, and Global Annihilation!

Cornell - We start off the show with Matt Gray one on one with Demetrius Randall. Originally this was going to be a Triple Threat match, but Sweet Cheapshots took a page out of his porn book, and he pulled out. Ha ha!

Greed - Now Matt Gray gets to fight Demetrius Randall one on one, just like he wanted!

Matt Gray is in the ring waiting for Demetrius Randall.

“Oh… You forgot?”

Demetrius Randall’s voice plays over the PA system.

“You forgot about the D.R.E?”

Demetrius Randall laughs and the lights in the arena shut off. A spotlight shines to the center of the stage on Demetrius Randall with a microphone in hand.

Demetrius Randall
Holla if you hear me, these cats can’t seen me. I feel invincible, this is my destiny!

Demetrius Randall lifts his arms up into the air, tossing the microphone away and a firework display shoots off behind him, ending with sparks raining down from the ceiling and the lights turning back on. The lights dim as the opening instrumentals to Thug Motivation 101 begins to play. The lights begin to flicker as the opening instrumentals kick in. The beat picks up and as it reaches it's peak, a blast of pyro emits.

Ay, ay, you gotta believe, you gotta believe,
Ay, ay, you gotta believe, you gotta believe
"let's get it"

Demetrius Randall steps out onto the ramp with a smirk on his face. He stands side ways and throws his arms back into the air behind him as a shower of sparks emit from behind him, flooding past him and engulfing the entire entrance ramp. He drops his arms and makes his way down the ramp.

I used to hit the kitchen lights "lights" cockroaches everywhere
Hit the kitchen lights "lights", now it's marble floors everywhere
"ha-ha"
Call the carpenter, the roof on the coups gone "jeah"
Give a fuck what he sold i'm the truth holms "that's right"
Kitchen fumed up, niggas jamming 2pac "jeah"
Get my Benni Hanna's on workin' 2 pots "damn"
Baby need shoes partner need bail money
Blood hound for the bread I just smell money
You niggas just write I recollect "recollect"
Hands on Jeezy really counted them checks "yea"
I'm Donald Trump in a white tee and white ones "yeah"
The conversation is money nigga, you want some? "ay"

[Chorus]
Ay, ay, ay you gotta believe, Ay, you gotta believe. Ay,
You ain't never seen them pies
I'm talkin' so much white, it'll hurt your eyes
I really lived it man, counting so much paper, it'll hurt your hands
"let's get it"

I'm what the streets made me, a product of my environment "jeah"
Took what the streets gave me, a product of my environment "ay"
Now it's 28 inches on a brand new hummer "humma"
Telling you right now it's gone be a cold summa "yeah"
Blew the brains out the Chevy call it suicide "Side"
It's a way of life that's how us young niggas ride "that's right"
Trap or die gave 'em hope
They waiting on the sequel "jeah"
It's clear to see the boy Jeezy do it for the people "Ay"

[Chorus]
Ay, ay, ay you gotta believe, Ay, you gotta believe. Ay,
You ain't never seen them pies
I'm talkin' so much whit it'll hurt your eyes
I really lived it man counting so much paper it'll hurt your hands

I'm the author of the book, yea a genius wrote it "jeah"
There's a message in my words you gotta decode it "ay"
I seen it all every gram every bird "what"
I spit the truth every noun every verb "that's right"
I never exaggerated one line one dime "dime"
Never lied to the people not one time "neva"
A hard head make a soft ass "ay" and hard white it get you str8 cash
"ha-ha"
Demetrius enters the ring and stands up on the nearest turnbuckle, staring off into the crowd with a pleased look on his face. He turns his attention towards Matt Gray and points at him, then laughs.

[Chorus]
Ay, ay, ay you gotta believe, Ay, you gotta believe. Ay,
You ain't never seen them pies
I'm talkin' so much whit it'll hurt your eyes
I really lived it man counting so much paper it'll hurt your hands

Cornell - What the hell was that?

Greed - I don’t even know.




■ Demetrius Randall [versus] Matt Gray ■

[Ding Ding Ding]

Demetrius Randall tried a big boot but Matt Gray uses both his hands to push it aside. Matt Gray head butts Demetrius Randall to the face, dropping him to the mat hard.

Cornell - He just broke DR’s nose!

Greed - DR’s a bloody mess and this match hasn’t gone even close to as long as that entrance of him.

Matt Gray locks Demetrius Randall in a double chickenwing Cattle Mutilation.

Cornell - That’s hiss Killer Instinct submission and it’s locked on tight.

Greed - Can Demetrius Randall make it out of the opening minute of this match?

Demetrius Randall
I GIVE UP! I GIVE UP! I GIVE UP!

Cornell - Nope.

The referee calls form the bell.

[Ding Ding Ding]

Samantha Praxton - Here is your winner, Matt Gray!

Greed - Last week we said it was time Matt Gray fought some better competition, and now he shows why.

Matt Gray finally breaks the hold on Demetrius Randall, then blows his nose on him and spits.

Cornell - Matt Gray will get his chance to shine at King of the Throne, in his hometown on London, England, with a shot at the Undisputed Title!

Greed - I don’t think he’ll win that one in under 2 minutes, but who knows.

Revolution fades to commercial, the final shot showing Matt Gray standing over Demetrius Randall with his arm raised.

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Revolution returns outside the office of show GM Nick Ridicule. Taylor O’Day rolls Jason Hawk up to the door, and he leans forward and knocks. From inside the office, Nick Ridicule can be heard.

Nick Ridicule
Go away!

Jason Hawk looks at Taylor O’Day, then back at the door. Jason Hawk knocks again.

Jason Hawk
Nick, buddy, It’s me Jason!

Jason Hawk turns his head to listen for Nick Ridicule, who shouts from inside the office again.

Nick Ridicule
Damn it Jason, go away!

Jason Hawk holds his hands up and Taylor O’Day places the Annoying World Championship in his hands. Jason Hawk polishes the belt off with his sleeve, then puts it on his shoulder.

Jason Hawk
Come on buddy, I need to talk to you. Remember the time we took over ASWA together? I thought we were friends Nick! Come on…!

Jason Hawk turns his head again, listening.

Nick Ridicule
Shit… Ok… Hold on…

Jason Hawk looks at Taylor O’Day.

Jason Hawk
What’s he doing in there? Jerking it?

Taylor O’Day shrugs and Nick yells from inside the office.

Nick Ridicule
Come in.

Taylor O’Day opens the door, then wheels Jason Hawk inside. Nick Ridicule sits behind his desk with a big smile on his face, and Ashley Matthews sitting on his lap.

Nick Ridicule
Sup dude?

Taylor O’Day rolls Jason Hawk up to the desk.

Jason Hawk
Why are you GM tonight and not me? In fact, why wasn’t I booked?!?

Nick Ridicule looks at Ashley Matthews, then at Jason Hawk and starts laughing.

Nick Ridicule
Your leg is broken man, remember? Your career is over…

Jason Hawk interrupts.

Jason Hawk
So what, I could still beat Havoc!

Nick Ridicule raises an eyebrow at Jason Hawk.

Nick Ridicule
Not on the NLWF roster anymore… Isn’t he dead?

Jason Hawk interrupts again.

Jason Hawk
I could beat Hazard!

Nick Ridicule shakes his head.

Nick Ridicule
Not on the roster. Hazard was Chuck in a costume.

Jason Hawk
Oh yeah? Damn, I probably couldn’t beat Hazard with a broken leg… Well… I COULD BEAT RYAN APOLLOS!!

Nick Ridicule
Brenton killed him.

Jason Hawk puts his hand on his chin and thinks. Taylor O’Day leans forward and whispers into his ear.

Jason Hawk
I COULD BEAT DEMETRIUS RANDALL! Really get on people's good side by taking their shoes back from him.

Nick Ridicule
I’m not going to argue with you. You probably could beat Demetrius Randall, even with a broken leg. But the overly tan wishes he was white man, DR, is booked in three matches here tonight, and he’s already lost on in amazingly short time…

Jason Hawk
Well what about my first question. Why are you GM, and not me?

Nick Ridicule
Did you ever even tell anyone you wanted to be GM? Did you call Angelica and ask her if you could be in charge of a show?

Jason Hawk
No.

Nick Ridicule
Well that’s why! If you want something you have to go and get it done on your own, you can’t wait for Nick Ridicule to tell you in his office when it’s too late! You should really try to take over next week show. Angelica is really nice, I’m sure she’ll be more then happy to let you GM a Jason Hawk retirement show.

Jason Hawk
That would be amazing. But what do I do tonight?

Nick Ridicule
Just watch the show.

Jason Hawk
That’s boring Nick, I want to do something!

Nick Ridicule
I’ve got an idea.

Revolution fades back to ringside where inside the ring, Barry Hall and Matthew Whale wait to fight.

Cornell - Up next one of these guys will get a chance to qualify for the Interim World Title match at King of the Throne.

Greed - Huge opportunity for both these guys, but who wants it more?

Jason's voice his heard saying "Lights Out" Then the lights go out and when they come back on Jason is in his wheelchair on the top of the stage with his fist raised. Jason punches the air four times and each time fireworks shoots up behind him. first white then red then blue then the fireworks is the shape of the Faroese flag. Jason is rolled down the ramp with a cocky smile on his face, by Taylor. Taylor rolls Jason around the ring as he looks out at the fans, then she rolls him to the announce table.

Cornell - Is he joining us?

Greed - I hope not.

Taylor grabs a headset and puts it on Jason’s head, then she sits on the guest announce chair.

Hawk - Welcome to Revolution, Global Annhilatio…

Greed - We already did that.

Jason Hawk rolls Tommy Cornell into John Greed.

Cornell - Hey!

Hawk - Look at that giant fat ass Matthew Whale! I hope Barry Hall finishes him off, once and for all!

Cornell - John do you see the kinds of things I have to go through as an announcer?

Greed - Annoying World Champions with nothing to do but bother you?

Cornell - Pretty much.



King of the Throne Qualifying: Interim World Title
■ Barry Hall w/Frankie Christian [versus] Matthew Whale w/Louie Lobster ■

[Ding Ding Ding]

Barry Hall high fives Frankie Christian on the apron, and Frankie Christian climbs down from the apron and pulls out a megaphone from his duffel bag.

Frankie Christian
RIDE THE DOLPHIN!

Cornell - What the hell?

Hawk - Advertising Tommy. Taylor, get me one of those energy drinks!

Taylor O’Day leaves the announce table and approaches Frankie Christian who’s handing out Dolphin Energy Drinks to the crowd. Taylor O’Day taps Frankie Christian on the shoulder and he turns and looks at her. Frankie Christian looks at Taylor O’Day’s breasts then shrugs and pulls out a sharpie. Frankie Dolphin signs her breast then gives her and energy drink. Taylor O’Day slaps Frankie Christian and walks back to the table and gives Jason Hawk the drink.

Cornell - I’m surprised Frankie didn’t motorboat her, then sign her breast.

Hawk - He’ll pay for that, I promise you, someday he’ll…

Jason Hawk opens the Dolphin Energy and takes a sip.

Hawk - never mind, that’s the best thing I’ve ever tasted in my life, and I would let him sign Taylor’s other breast, just for another one.

Greed - I really dislike you Hawk.

Hawk - The feeling is mutual, you’re a douche.

Louie Lobster attacks Frankie Christian from behind outside the ring, but inside the ring Barry Hall boots Matthew Whale to the face. Barry Hall slides out of the ring and grabs Louie Lobster, then tosses him shoulder first into the ring steps.

Cornell - Do Lobsters have shoulders?

Hawk - Seriously, this Dolphin Energy is like taking that jump from the rafters, without the horrible landing.

Greed - I might be a douche, but at least I’m not a dumbass like you Hawk.

Barry Hall lifts Frankie Christian up, then goes into the ring and looks at Matthew Whale starting to get up. Barry Hall throws his arm up into the air getting the fans to chant.

“RIDE THE DOLPHIN!” “RIDE THE DOLPHIN!” “RIDE THE DOLPHIN!”

Barry Hall sets Matthew Whale up for the power bomb, then tries to lift him but can’t.

Cornell - Matthew Whale is one of the fattest men to ever enter the NLWF, this is going to take a lot of strength.

Hawk - I bet he could get him up if he drank a Dolphin Energy!

Greed - That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard.

Frankie Christian slides into the ring and pulls a can on Dolphin Energy out of his pocket. Frankie Christian opens it and gives it to Barry Hall, then he slides out of the ring. Barry Hall takes a drink from the Dolphin Energy, then tosses it to the side. Barry Hall lifts Matthew Whale up and jackknife power bombs him down.

Cornell - How did you know that Hawk?

Hawk - FUTURISTIC MIND READING ABILITIES!

Greed - … you’re a douche.

Barry Hall pins Matthew Whale in the middle of the ring.

-1-2-3-

[Ding Ding Ding]

Samantha Praxton - Here is your winner, going to the Interim World Title match at King of the Throne, Barry Hall!

Frankie Christian enters the ring and celebrates with Barry Hall. Frankie Christian reaches into his bag and pulls out t-shirts that he tosses into the crowd.

Cornell - Barry Hall is going to get a shot at the World Title at King of the Throne, what an opportunity!

Hawk - It’s what every wrestler dreams of, the chance of becoming a major champion.

Greed - Yeah, wasn’t your goal to win all three major titles in 2010? Guess you failed.

Frankie Christian leaves the ring and jumps into the crowd, then hands out more Dolphin Energy drinks. Barry Hall picks up Matthew Whale and lifts him for another jackknife power bomb.

Cornell - Well thanks for joining us Hawk, have a good night.

Hawk - What are you talking about, I’m here for the entire show!

Greed - Tommy, I think he’s here to defend that Annoying title of his.

Revolution fades to commercial, the last shot showing Frankie Christian and Barry Hall walking up the ramp together.


DOLPHIN ENERGY, THE ONLY ENERGY DRINK GOOD ENOUGH FOR NLWF…
With a blast of flavor so amazing, you might piss yourself the first time you drink it!

…RIDE THE DOLPHIN! RIDE IT!!!


Revolution returns backstage on Matt Gray and Nick Ridicule standing in front of a vending machine. Nick Ridicule has the NLWF Title on his shoulder and he laughs.

Nick Ridicule
Yeah, you made Demetrius and Sweet Cheapshots look really bad over the past couple of weeks.

Matt Gray
Thanks, I appreciate the praise.

Nick Ridicule
I’m sure you’re going to give everyone in the Undisputed Title match a run for their money.

Matt Gray
I plan on it.

Nick Ridicule
You should stop by my warehouse if you’re ever in Philadelphia, you could teach me a few new moves for my arsenal, I’ll teach you a couple of the things I know, what do you say?

Matt Gray
That sounds amazing.

Nick Ridicule
Keep up the great work, I need to get back to Ashley though.

Matt Gray
Alright, I will.

Matt Gray walks away and Nick Ridicule puts his money into the vending machine. Nick Ridicule moves out of the way and a fist smashes into the vending machine, going through it.

Nick Ridicule
What the hell are you doing?

Death Angel removes his fist from the vending machine and looks down at Nick Ridicule.

Death Angel
You are every fast Nick. Last week inside The End Game you did something that no man has ever been able to do.

Nick Ridicule
Uh… toss you off the top of a cage?

Death Angel
No.

Nick Ridicule
Lift you?

Death Angel
No.

Nick Ridicule
Can you just tell me?

Death Angel
Yes I can. You made me tap out.

Nick Ridicule
Oh.

Death Angel
But Nick, you making me tap out last week has only motivated me. You see, tonight I am in the Global Annihilation tournament against a man you’re very familiar with, Connor O’Shannon. Tonight I will make him tap out, then I will be one match closer to a rematch with you.

Nick Ridicule
Best of luck to you.

Nick Ridicule looks inside the vending machine and reaches in, grabbing a soda. Nick Ridicule winks and walks away, leaving Death Angel as the shot fades to the ring where Derek Wallace awaits RAWRLURB.

Cornell - Up next another Interim World Title qualifier.

Hawk - I’m so sick of seeing RAWRLURB and Derek Wallace fight, that I’m going to rest my eyes during this match. Wake me up when it’s over, or if something good happens.

Greed - WHAT THE FUCK?!

RAWRLURB crawls out from under the announce table, then climbs over it and slides into the ring. The referee calls for the bell.
King of the Throne Qualifying: Interim World Title
■ RAWRLURB [versus] Derek Wallace ■

[Ding Ding Ding]

RAWRLURB rolls Derek Wallace up for a pin.

-1-2-3

Derek Wallace kicks out.

Cornell - Derek Wallace was serving a medical suspension due to his match with Rawr at War Games, but now he’s back with a chance to get a World title match.

Hawk - … …

Greed - Why was she under our table?

RAWRLURB whips Derek Wallace to the ropes, then dropkicks him to the face on the rebound. RAWRLURB stands up and runs to the corner, then climbs up to the top rope. Derek Wallace stands up and RAWRLURB jumps from the top rope and catches Derek Wallace with a bulldog.

Cornell - Diving bulldog from Rawr!

Hawk - … …

Greed - We should draw on Jason’s face while he sleeps.

RAWRLURB pins Derek Wallace.

-1-2-

Derek Wallace kicks out. RAWRLURB stands up and walks to the corner, but Derek Wallace trips her and she falls down.

Cornell - near fall, and now Wallace looks to take over.

Hawk - … …

Greed - Seriously, can you tip his wheelchair over or hit him with something.

The lights in the arena go out and action can be heard inside the ring. The lights come back on and both RAWRLURB and Derek Wallace are laid out in the middle of the ring.

Cornell - What happened?

Hawk - … yeah, who turned on those lights?

Greed - I don’t know, but whoever it was, they laid out the North American Champion and Derek Wallace.

The referee calls for the bell.

[Ding Ding Ding]

Cornell - The ref is calling this one a no contest, but I know who it was! It was Death Angel!

Hawk - … …

Greed - You’re such an asshole Jason.

Cornell - Not only did the culprit make an attack, but he also took the North American Championship!

Revolution fades to commercial on Derek Wallace and RAWRLURB laid out in the center of the ring.







Revolution returns on Chuck Matthews walking towards Nick Ridicule’s office. Chuck Matthews doesn’t bother knocking, and walks right in.

Nick Ridicule
Wha… What are you doing?

Chuck Matthews
I need to talk to you and Ashley. Where’s Ashley?

Nick Ridicule
She… She’s…

Nick Ridicule grabs the can of Pepsi on the desk in front of him and he takes a drink, finishing it.

Nick Ridicule
She went to get us something to drink..

Chuck Matthews
Why didn’t you get it?

Nick Ridicule
Because… Stop that…

Chuck Matthews
Stop what?

Nick Ridicule
Nothing… Wow…

Chuck Matthews
What the hell is wrong with you? Why are you making all those weird faces?

Nick Ridicule
Chuck… I’ll find you before your match, ok?

Chuck Matthews
Good, cause we need to talk.

Nick Ridicule
I prom… Whoa.

Nick Ridicule closes his eyes and puts both his hand on the desk in front of him.

Nick Ridicule
Chuck I promise…

Chuck Matthews
Nick, you’re weird sometimes.
Chuck Matthews leaves the office and Nick Ridicule opens his eyes, then looks under the desk.

Nick Ridicule
Damn it Ashley, why did you keep going while he was here?

Nick Ridicule holds his hand down, locking in a force face claw.

Nick Ridicule
Don’t talk with your mouth full babe.

Revolution fades back to the ring where Brenton Cyrus waits for Demetrius Randall.

Cornell - Up next Demetrius Randall gets another shot at making it in the NLWF, if he can’t win tonight, he’ll be done.

Greed - Yeah, with one win here tonight he’ll qualify for a title match at King of the Throne, but look at his opponents.

The shot cuts backstage to Demetrius Randall in the medical station having his shoulder looked at.

Demetrius Randall
I… I just can’t move it.

Doctor
You seem to be fine…

Demetrius Randall
HEY MAN! You calling me a liar? If I tell you I can’t move it, it’s because I can’t move it! GET IT?

Cornell - This guy has got to be the biggest pussy I’ve ever seen.

Hawk - I think the only reason he returned was to steal shoes!

Greed - He begs for a chance to come back, then gives up after a minute with Matt Gray, now refuses to come out and fight?

Brenton Cyrus leaves the ring and runs up the ramp, then steps backstage. The shot cuts to Demetrius Randall in the medical room and Angelica McPherson enters.

Angelica McPherson
Demetrius what the hell are you doing, you have a match!

Demetrius Randall
Nah… Listen here, I’m…

Brenton Cyrus enters the medical station and attacks Demetrius Randall. Brenton Cyrus tosses him out of the room then looks at Angelica McPherson and the doctor.

Brenton Cyrus
Sorry about that.

Brenton Cyrus leaves the medical station and the shot cuts back to the announcers.

Cornell - I get the feeling Demetrius Randall is going to get his ass kicked again.

Hawk - Against a man I beat, Brenton Cyrus!

Greed - Shut the hell up Hawk!

Demetrius Randall bursts through the curtains and rolls onto the stage. Brenton Cyrus follows behind him and lifts him to his feet. Brenton Cyrus runs with Demetrius Randall, then throws him off the stage. Demetrius Randall flips and lands on the arena floor, making a sick thud as he lands.

Cornell - He might have a broken back.

Hawk - Good. I don’t want to ever see Demetrius Randall again!

Greed - Hey Hawk, how about you climb up to the rafters, and jump off again. That way I never have to see you again.

Hawk - Hey Greed why don’t you get back under the table and finish Tommy off.

Brenton Cyrus drops down from the stage to the arena floor, staring at Demetrius Randall who’s not moving. Brenton Cyrus picks Demetrius Randall up and lifts him to his shoulders, then begins walking to the ring. Brenton Cyrus makes it ringside then F-5’s Demetrius Randall into the ring post.

Cornell - Can you still enjoy KFC with broken ribs?

Hawk - Looks like Randall is going to have to find a way.

Greed - He’s definitely going to have a hard time stealing shoes now.

Brenton Cyrus lifts Demetrius Randall up for another fireman’s carry, then launches him leg first into the pole this time with another F-5.

Cornell - He’ll be just like Hawk soon, reduced to a wheel chair, with the only thing good in his life being the fact he’s champion of annoying the shit out of everyone.

Hawk - He’ll have a hard time running from the police, or running to get some watermelon, following a three legged race, at a picnic.

Greed - How about a wheelchair race, between you and DR next week!

Brenton Cyrus picks Demetrius Randall up and rolls him into the ring. Brenton Cyrus follows him into the ring and points at the referee, who calls for the bell.




King of the Throne Qualifying: Interim World Title
■ Brenton Cyrus [versus] Demetrius Randall ■

[Ding Ding Ding]

Brenton Cyrus stands in the corner with a smile on his face as he sets up the punt kick.

Cornell - NLWF.com poll, will Demetrius Randall defecate on himself following this kick to the skull?

Hawk - I voted yes!

Greed - I voted yes and posted a response, along with the Oh Hai Smiley.

Brenton Cyrus runs out of the corner and punt kicks Demetrius Randall to the skull.

Cornell - That’s the first time I’ve seen him punt kick someone who wasn’t even close to getting up.

Hawk - He’s getting his money’s worth in this match, Demetrius has stolen a lot of money from him!

Greed - Yeah, exactly what Jason Hawk is doing now.

Brenton Cyrus pins Demetrius Randall.

-1-2-3-

[Ding Ding Ding]

Samantha Praxton - Here is your winner, qualifying for the NLWF Interim World Championship, Brenton Cyrus.

Brenton Cyrus stands up, still staring at Demetrius Randall on the ground in front of him.

Cornell - Brenton Cyrus ends his longest losing streak ever, of two, here tonight with a victory over the highly overrated Demetrius Randall.

Hawk - He could have beat him with two broken legs, and no eyes… That sounded better in my head.

Greed - You should have kept it there.

Brenton Cyrus drags Demetrius Randall to the ropes then leaves the ring. Brenton Cyrus pulls Demetrius Randall out of the ring and puts him in a full nelson. Brenton Cyrus drags Demetrius Randall to the barricade and yells at the fans to get punches in.

Cornell - Now he’s letting the fans get their money’s worth on Demetrius Randall.

Hawk - I hope he brings him over here. Taylor, get my crutches ready!

Greed - But the bigger picture of this match is that Brenton Cyrus is going to King of the Throne for the 2nd consecutive year with a chance to leave as World Champion!

Brenton Cyrus lets a fan hit Demetrius Randall with a steel chair. Brenton Cyrus throws Demetrius Randall over the guardrail and the fans begins stomping him as security watches, laughing. Brenton Cyrus slides into the ring and climbs to the middle turnbuckle, then does his god pose as the fans cheer.

Cornell - Brenton Cyr…

Brenton Cyrus is power bombed off the middle rope then attacked by a man in a robe. The man stands up, throwing the robe off himself, revealing Steven Angel.

Cornell - He’s back!

Hawk - He’s pissed!

Greed - He’s on the attack!

Steven Angel stomps Brenton Cyrus, then lifts him to his feet and connects a European uppercut that sends him to the corner. Steven Angel runs at Brenton Cyrus in the corner, but eats a boot to the face. Brenton Cyrus runs out of the corner and attempts a clothesline on Steven Angel. Steven Angel ducks and immediately hits Brenton Cyrus with the Angel Slam. Steven Angel stands up and walks over to his robe.

Cornell - Steven Angel has returned with a vengeance.

Hawk - Brenton is the reason he’s been gone so long, the reason he missed NLWF’s biggest pay per view ever, War Games!

Greed - No wonder he’s pissed.

Steven Angel pulls out the North American Championship from his robe and he walks to the corner with it.

Cornell - It was Steven Angel who laid out Rawr and Derek earlier tonight!

Hawk - He took his belt back, the belt he lost to Nick Ridicule, that was forfeited.

Greed - Steven Angel was the longest reigning North American Champion in NLWF history, now he’s got some evil plans for that belt.

Brenton Cyrus starts to stand up while Steven Angel stands in the corner holding the title with both hands. Brenton Cyrus stands up and turns around right into Steven Angel who hits him with the championship belt. Brenton Cyrus begins bleeding from the shot and Steven Angel mounts him, before reigning down with heavy punches to the wound. Steven Angel stands up, over Brenton Cyrus, and he holds up the North American Title.

Cornell - Steven Angel wanted to right all the wrongs from his past, and so far he’s stolen back the NA Title, and attacked the man who injured him.

Hawk - I bet he finds a way to win the Undisputed Title, forcing me to come out of retirement even with a broken leg to beat him!

Greed - I’m just going to ignore you Hawk. Steven Angel has returned and the Emperor of Violence has made his mark!

Revolution fades to commercial on Steven Angel wiping the blood of Brenton Cyrus on the North American Title as he smiles.






Revolution returns on Nick Ridicule walking backstage, he approaches the locker room of Chuck Matthews and knocks on the door.

Chuck Matthews
It’s open.

Nick Ridicule opens the door and walks in.

Nick Ridicule
Hey, what did you want to talk about?

Chuck Matthews
I talked to Angelica and she decided that both Ashley and Alison’s contracts are on the line in this match against Aaron.

Nick Ridicule
Great, thanks Chuck, but why did you get her to put Alison’s contract on the line?

Chuck Matthews
Because when SW returns, the first main event you’re going to book is Ashley Matthews versus Alison Williams, for the NLWF Women’s World Title.


Chuck Matthews smirks and walks past Nick Ridicule who has a concerned look on his face. Revolution cuts to ringside where Aaron O’Shea is standing in the ring holding the Dream Championship.


Cornell - Up next, Chuck Matthews has a chance at some redemption as he fights one of the men on his hit list, with a shot at to take his Dream Championship.

Hey, tore away the veil of weakness
The enemy now lies beneath us, I think we're safe.
Hey, won't be held down any longer
No disgrace and no dishonor keep us chained

Come to Life by Alter Bridge roars through the speakers. Chuck Matthews walks quickly from behind the curtains, his eyes locked on the ring. He looks at the crowd, then back to the ring, smirking.

There's nothing we should have to fear
It's alright, we've come to life
We'll never shed another tear
It's alright, we've come to life

Chuck stops halfway down the ramp and looks to the crowd before raising his hands in his signature old-style cornas. Fireworks erupt on the stage behind him. Chuck looks back to the the ring, and races down the ramp. He slides into the ring and looks out at the crowd.

Hey, the bulletproof are so resilient
To every fool with an opinion, they never break
And by the way, yeah we scream to find a reason
Never doubt or stop believing, then escape

Chuck climbs up on the turnbuckle. He stares at the crowd, sneering at them, and stretches out his arms, soaking in the crowd's reactions. Finally, he points to the opponent, shakes his head, then motions to himself. He stares at the opponent as he rolls his wrists, getting ready for the bell.

Greed -This is going to be a classic!

The lights in the arena shut off as the referee calls for the bell.


DREAM Championship

■ Aaron O’Shea [versus] Chuck Matthews [versus] ??? ■

[Ding Ding Ding]

Cornell - Oh no, it’s Death Angel!

Hawk - Can you see anything?

Cornell - No, I always guess Death Angel when the lights go out, sometimes I get lucky sometimes I don’t.

The lights turn back on, revealing Death Angel with his hands around the throats of Chuck Matthews and Aaron O’Shea. Death Angel lifts both men up and choke slams them down.

Cornell - I WAS RIGHT!

Hawk - Whoa, you must be from the future, like me.

Greed - Why is Death Angel ruining this Dream Championship match?

Death Angel lifts Aaron O’Shea to his feet and sets him up for a power bomb. Death Angel jumps and flip piledrivers Aaron O’Shea, bouncing him off his head with tremendous force.

Cornell - DEVIL’S IMPACT!!!

Hawk - Wow, you do that great. Almost as good as you do Hollywood Impact.

Greed - It’s not looking like we’ll see any Hollywood Impact, but it does look like Death Angel is targeted on Chuck.

Death Angel lifts Chuck Matthews to his feet, then up to his shoulders for a torture rack. Death Angel cranks on the hold then spins Chuck Matthews down into a neck breaker, landing him next to Aaron O’Shea in the middle of the ring.

Cornell - Why isn’t the referee ending this match?

Hawk - I think Death Angel is part of this match!

Greed - All Dream Title matches have a rule to them, what if tonight’s rule was a Triple Threat?

Death Angel leaves the ring to the apron, then climbs to the top rope. Death Angel jumps off the top rope and frog splashes both Chuck Matthews and Aaron O’Shea. Death Angel pins both men at the same time.

-1-2-3-

The referee calls for the bell.

[Ding Ding Ding]

Samantha Praxton - Here is your winner, and NEW Dream Champion, Death Angel?

The referee grabs the Dream Championship and hands it to Death Angel, who grabs it and holds it above his head.

Cornell - Death Angel has captured the Dream Championship here tonight in a stunning upset!

Hawk - I’m stunned!

Greed - Guys I think you’re missing an even bigger picture, DEATH ANGEL OWNS THE CONTRACTS OF ASHLEY MATTHEWS AND ALISON WILLIAMS!!!

Nick Ridicule runs down the ramp and enters the ring. Nick Ridicule delivers a Nick Kick to the chest of Death Angel that twirls him around into a spear from Chuck Matthews.

Cornell - HOLLYWOOOOOOOOOOD IMPACT!

Hawk - With a great set up from the Nick Kick.

Angelica McPherson
Gentlemen, stop attacking Death Angel during his time of celebration. Death Angel is the new Dream Champion of the NLWF, and if he can defend that belt 5 times, he’ll earn himself the Championship Case. Not only that, but because of our deal Chuck, Death Angel now is the owner of your daughters contract, and the contract of Alison Williams.

Cornell - OH MY GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hawk - Calm down…

Greed - I don’t blame him for that outburst, Death Angel owns the contracts of Ashley and Alison, they’ll be tied up in his basement in no time!

Chuck Matthews and Nick Ridicule stand side by side looking at Angelica McPherson at the top of the ramp. Nick Ridicule looks at Chuck Matthews then turns around into a vicious chair shot from Death Angel. Death Angel hits Chuck Matthews with the chair sending him into the corner. Death Angel runs and splashes Chuck Matthews in the corner.

Cornell - Death Angel somehow is Dream Champion.

Hawk - Thanks to that BITCH Angelica McPherson, the woman who stole my GM job!

Greed - You’re such a tool, Hawk.

Revolution fades to commercial as Death Angel leaves ringside through the crowd, holding the Dream Championship and the briefcase with the contracts inside.



"Tomorrow Belongs to ME"

Revolution returns with Nick Ridicule and Chuck Matthews walking backstage.

Nick Ridicule
I’m going to go find Death Angel and figure out what the hell he’s planning on doing with Ashley’s contract.

Chuck Matthews
Did I just step in shit?

Nick Ridicule and Chuck Matthews both look down to see that he did in fact step in shit.

Chuck Matthews
Tonight’s not my night.

Chuck Matthews walks away and Nick Ridicule turns around, immediately facing Death Angel. Before Nick Ridicule has a chance to say or do anything, Death Angel grabs him by his throat.

Death Angel
Every soon I will have a shot at the NLWF Championship, whether I have to defend this Dream Championship on five occasions, or win the Global Annihilation Tournament, we will meet again, every soon and next time you wont win so easy.

Death Angel releases Nick Ridicule. Nick Ridicule grabs Death Angel by the throat.

Nick Ridicule
I don’t know how the hell you managed to get into that Dream Title match, but now you own Ashley’s contract, and I want it, NOW.

Death Angel
You think I would be foolish enough to just hand these contracts away to you? You’ll get a chance at winning them, but not tonight. You see I have every big plans for our match at King of the Throne…

Nick Ridicule
Our match at King of the Throne?

Death Angel
Yes, when you win your half of the tournament, and I win my half of the tournament, we’ll meet in the finals at King of the Throne, and that is when you’ll get your chance at saving your girlfriends, in a brand new match, the world has never seen.

Nick Ridicule
What’s this match called?

Death Angel
It doesn’t have a name, but it will after one of us wins at the pay per view. Just trust me when I say, this makes The End Game look like a joke.

Nick Ridicule
I made The End Game look like a joke.

Death Angel
We will see if you can do the same soon, until then.

Death Angel throws something on the ground and the area fills up with smoke. Nick Ridicule swings wildly, hoping to punch Death Angel, but as the smoke clears he’s gone. Revolution cuts to the ring where the Ocean Brothers are waiting.

Cornell - The first match of the Global Annihilation Tournament, and it’s a War Games rematch between the Ocean Brothers.

Hawk - These guys set the tone for War Games with a great opener, let’s see if they can do the same for the tournament.

Greed - But what about last week, when Carver Ocean lost to Chuck Matthews again, and now has to team up with his brother.

Cornell - I guess that will take place following this encounter in the tournament.

The referee calls for the bell.



Global Annihilation Tournament: Opening Round
■ Carver Ocean [versus] Bobby Ocean ■

[Ding Ding Ding]

Bobby Ocean offers to shake hands, but Carver Ocean shakes his head no. They tie up and Bobby Ocean takes Carver Ocean down with an arm drag. Carver Ocean stands up quickly and is dropped by a snap DDT from Bobby Ocean. Bobby Ocean pins Carver Ocean hooking both legs.

-1-2-3-

[Ding Ding Ding]

Samantha Praxton - Here is your winner, advancing to the semi-finals of the Global Annihilation Tournament, Bobby Ocean!

Cornell - Bobby Ocean has finally outshined his brother!

Hawk - He’s on a winning streak, and now he’s in the Undisputed Title hunt and the NLWF title hunt!

Greed - Carver Ocean is on a losing streak, it’s like he’s taken Bobby’s curse!

Bobby Ocean leaves the ring and grabs a microphone.

Bobby Ocean
We can finally become partners Carver! Now that I’ve finally outshined you, the two of us can coexist and work together to become the Undisputed Tag Team Champions of the NLWF! So how about it Carver, how about next week, The Ocean Brothers against One World Nation!


Cornell - Bobby Ocean has just made a challenge to the 2009 Tag Team Champions of the year for a match next week.

Hawk - We’ve seen some great upsets in NLWF, but that one would be the biggest.

Greed - agreed, The Ocean Brothers have a death wish, and next week it might be granted.

Revolution fades to commercial with Bobby Ocean walking up the ramp.




Revolution returns on the announcers.

Cornell - Welcome back to Revolution where the rest of our tournament is ready to begin.

Greed - A tournament that saw Bobby Ocean advance to the next round already here tonight.

Revolution cuts backstage to Demetrius Randall, limping towards the exit.

Demetrius Randall
I.. I gotta get out of here!

Demetrius Randall pushes through the exit doors, only to come face to face with Shadow Demon.

Shadow Demon
Going somewhere?

Demetrius Randall turns around and runs from Shadow Demon who casually follows him. The shot cuts back to ringside.

Hawk - Demetrius still has a match against the Undisputed champion, why is he running?

Cornell - Because he knows Shadow Demon is going to be the one who finishes him off.

Greed - Once and for all.

Demetrius Randall runs out onto the stage and trips, then rolls down the ramp. Demetrius Randall stand up and slides into the ring, then looks around. Shadow Demon lowers down to the ring on a rope, his feet positioned in the noose before he jumps off and lands behind Demetrius Randall. The referee calls for the bell.



Global Annihilation Tournament: Opening Round
■ Shadow Demon [versus] Demetrius Randall ■

[Ding Ding Ding]

Shadow Demon unloads a violent ambush of punches, all of them connecting to the face of Demetrius Randall. Shadow Demon stops throwing punches and lets Demetrius Randall throw one. Demetrius Randall throws a punch that’s easily blocked by Shadow Demon.

Cornell - He’s toying with him, and judging by the rope Shadow rode down on, it looks like he’s planning to lynch Randall!

Hawk - About time, he’ll never steal a pair of shoes from anyone again!

Greed - Matt Gray whooped his ass, Brenton Cyrus whooped his ass, and now Shadow Demon gets to end him!

Shadow Demon lifts Demetrius Randall onto his shoulders for a fireman’s carry, then spins him down into a cutter.

Cornell - Shadow Crusher!

Shadow Demon pins Demetrius Randall.

-1-2-3-

[Ding Ding Ding]

Samantha Praxton - Here is your winner, advancing to the semi-finals of the Global Annihilation Tournament, Shadow Demon!

Shadow Demon stands up and grabs the noose, then he waves his finger and lets it go. Shadow Demon points to the stage and the lights go off.

Ahhhh-hahhhh (YEAH YEAH YEAH..)
Yeahh-ahhhhh (UHH UHH UHH..)
Ahhhh-hahhhh (C'MON C'MON C'MON C'MON)
Yeahh-ahhhhh

The camera cuts to a smaller stage next to the main stage.

You can run if you want to, run because you can't hide
So you can run if you want to, run because you can't hide

Fireworks explode out of the stage, then sparks shower down from the top of the stage. The Notorious K.I.D steps out of the entrance on crutches, and walks threw the sparks. The Notorious K.I.D does the Suicide dance, then walks towards the ring.

I see you don't know, who you dealin with
But I don't have it all, I'm a lunatic
Cause see society, they labelled me a threat
But I'm just gettin started, I'm not finished yet
Look me in my eyes, I can see your thoughts
All your ups and downs, all your little faults
Keep actin tough, it's gonna get creepy
All of a sudden you're startin to feel sleepy
But in these streets, when you doze off
you wake up wit'cha clothes off, ashamed feelin so lost
Whoa - you see my crew, you know my style
Victory is mine - you're goin down

The Notorious K.I.D enters the ring and he looks at Shadow Demon, then at Demetrius Randall. Shadow Demon leaves the ring and reaches underneath, puling out a table. Shadow Demon slides the table in to the ring, then enters.

Cornell - Last week Demetrius Randall rebroke KID’s ankle, now DR is fucked!

Shadow Demon sets up the table, then puts Demetrius Randall on top of it. The Notorious K.I.D limps to the corner, then climbs to the top rope. Shadow Demon climbs up to the top rope on the other side of the ring and they point across the ring at each other then jump off with double swantons, then crash down onto Demetrius Randall through the table.

Cornell - Maybe that’s an imposter Demetrius Randall…

Hawk - Nope, that’s the real deal, look at him get his ass kicked!

Greed - No excuses, Demetrius Randall is going to die this time!

Shadow Demon stands up and grabs the noose, while The Notorious K.I.D stands up and lifts Demetrius Randall up. Shadow Demon put’s the noose around Demetrius Randall’s neck, then lets him fall to his knees. The Notorious K.I.D and Shadow demon wave goodbye to Demetrius Randall, and he’s suddenly lifted up

Cornell - NIGGUH GOT LYNCHED!

Hawk - I wish I could have been part of that.

Greed - Calm down Hawk, enjoy retirement, then same way I’m enjoying your retirement,

Revolution fades to commercial on Demetrius Randall hung above the ring. One of his shoes falls off.




Cornell - Welcome back to Revolution, it’s time now for the Headline match of the show, then the Main Event of the evening!

Hawk - These next tournament matches are huge, like Chuck’s dick!

Greed - I’m not going to bother asking you how you know that, but you’re right, these matches are huge.

Both Death Angel and Connor O’Shannon stand in their corners waiting for the match to begin.

Cornell - Since his return, Death Angel hasn’t been able to pick up a win, but his matches have earned him a lot of respect.

Shark Ethic by Most Precious Blood begins to play and Nick Ridicule walks out onto the stage with a microphone.

Nick Ridicule
Wait! Before you start this match, I have something to say. I was told not to change any matches made by Angelica tonight as GM, but she didn’t say anything about adding to matches. So how about Death Angel, defends the Dream Championship he just won, in a street fight!

Nick Ridicule walks backstage and the referee is handed the Dream Championship by Death Angel. The referee calls for the bell.


DREAM Championship

Global Annihilation Tournament: Opening Round
■ Death Angel [versus] Connor O’Shannon ■

[Ding Ding Ding]

Death Angel and Connor O’Shannon tie up in the middle of the ring, but Death Angel uses his size and bullies Connor O’Shannon into the corner. Death Angel holds Connor O’Shannon in the corner, then drives a back elbow into his face. Death Angel continues to hold Connor O’Shannon in the corner, then delivers another elbow to his face.

Cornell - Death Angel using his weight to keep Connor O’Shannon trapped in the corner, and punish his with elbows.

Hawk - I think Death Angel is the only guy fatter then Matthew Whale.

Greed - Death Angel is the largest wrestler in NLWF, he’s using his strength against O’Shannon.

Death Angel whips Connor O’Shannon out of the corner across the ring. Connor O’Shannon hit’s the corner and Death Angel charges in with a splash. Death Angel backs up while Connor O’Shannon staggers towards him out of the corner. Death Angel lifts Connor O’Shannon up and spins with him before driving him down with a spine buster bomb. Death Angel pins Connor O’Shannon.

-1-2-

Connor O’Shannon kicks out.

Cornell - O’Shannon able to kick out at two.

Hawk - If O’Shannon wins here tonight, he’ll fight Nick Ridicule for the NLWF title next week, if he can’t his future in the NLWF might be in trouble.

Greed - He’s on a losing streak that would make most people jump out of their hotel window!

Death Angel lifts Connor O’Shannon up to his feet and sends him to the ropes. Connor O’Shannon tries to hold on to the ropes but takes a big boot to the face that sends him over the rope, falling to ringside. Death Angel climbs to the top rope, staring at Connor O’Shannon. Death Angel stands up on the top rope as Connor O’Shannon stands up on the outside of the ring. Death Angel jumps off the top rope and flies through the air before clotheslining Connor O’Shannon down at ringside.

Cornell - That is not the man who want flying through the air at you.

Hawk - I’m surprised the corner can hold Death Angel up without breaking.

Greed - I surprised you’re still here calling matches with us.

Death Angel lifts Connor O’Shannon up to his feet. Death Angel lifts Connor O’Shannon and drops him down across the announce table and follows up with a big boot to his face. Death Angel clears the announce table off and puts Connor O’Shannon on top of it, then walks away.

Cornell - Hawk, roll out of the way, we need to get moving.

Hawk - TAYLOR, ROLL ME!

The announcers leave the announce table with Connor O’Shannon on top of it. Death Angel climbs up to the apron, then to the top rope. Death Angel jumps from the top rope towards Connor O’Shannon on the table with a flying leg drop. Connor O’Shannon moves out of the way at the last second and Death Angel crashes through the announce table.

“Holy Shit!” “Holy Shit!” “Holy Shit!” “Holy Shit!”

Connor O’Shannon grabs a steel chair from the time keepers table and he holds it with both hands, waiting for Death Angel to get up. Death Angel stands up, using the guardrail for assistance. Death Angel turns around, holding his ass and takes a vicious chair shot straight to the skull. Death Angel staggers backwards but doesn’t fall.

Connor O’Shannon hits Death Angel with the steel chair again, this time making Death Angel stagger into the guardrail. Death Angel leans on the guardrail, using it to keep him up. Connor O’Shannon charges at Death Angel and shoulder blocks him as hard as he can, sending Death Angel through the guardrail and into the audience.

Cornell - We’re back on our headsets, Death Angel trying a death defying flying leg drop from the top rope to the announce table, but O’Shannon moved.

Hawk - The Dream championship is on the line again tonight, can Death get his first tile defense? I could’ve beaten either one of these guys.

Greed - I doubt that Hawk.

Connor O’Shannon walks over to the broken section of guardrail and he lifts it up. Connor O’Shannon throws the guardrail piece on top of Death Angel, then grabs the steel chair and hits him with it several times.

Cornell - O’Shannon uses the chair to hit the guardrail into Death Angel, innovative violence!

Hawk - NLWF is known for innovative violence, remember my ladder-pult?

Greed - I do remember that, I’m shocked it worked, I thought you were retarded when you tried that!

Connor O’Shannon lifts Death Angel up and whips him at the ring post. Death Angel collides with the post and Connor O’Shannon bicycle kicks him to the back of the head, then rolls him into the ring. Connor O’Shannon grabs the steel chair and slides into the ring.

Cornell - O’Shannon with a bicycle kick to the back of Death’s head, making his face hit the ring post.

Hawk - I didn’t think this match would be this competitive, I thought O’Shannon was going to run Death Angel over, but so far he hasn’t.

Greed - He’s starting too!

Connor O’Shannon sit’s the chair down in seated position, then lifts Death Angel to his feet. Connor O’Shannon runs Death Angel to the ropes and goes for a power slam, but can’t lift Death Angel. Connor O’Shannon runs to the ropes and rebounds back at Death Angel, hitting him with a shoulder block. Death Angel staggers to the ropes and rebounds at Connor O’Shannon. Death Angel hits Connor O’Shannon with a vicious clothesline that drops him.

Cornell - O’Shannon tried to match power with Death Angel, and paid for it.

Hawk - How great would it have been if John here stayed at the table while Death Angel was trying that leg drop!

Greed - Shut up Jason, you’re lucky your girlfriend is taking care of you.

Connor O’Shannon stands up and is grabbed by the throat by Death Angel. Death Angel lifts Connor O’Shannon up for a choke slam, then drives him down onto the open chair, breaking it. Death Angel runs to the ropes, then at Connor O’Shannon, and connects a leg drop, followed by the pin.

-1-2-

Connor O’Shannon kicks out.

Cornell - Chokeslam onto the chair isn’t enough to put away the former NLWF Champion, Connor O’Shannon.

Hawk - If O’Shannon loses this match he’ll go from NLWF champion to NLWF show opener in less then a month!

Greed - Things are not looking good for the Dublin Dominator in this match.

Death Angel lifts Connor O’Shannon up and sets him up for a power bomb. Death Angel lifts Connor O’Shannon up, then he elevates him even higher before driving him down with a power bomb in the middle of the ring. Death Angel walks to the corner, then begins climbing to the top rope. Death Angel jumps off the top rope with a diving head butt, and lands perfectly on Connor O’Shannon, then pins him.

-1-2-

Connor O’Shannon kicks out.

Cornell - O’Shannon is a tough son of a bitch, we saw him go to the limits with Nick Ridicule.

Hawk - But is he tough enough to beat the best Death Angel the NLWF has ever seen?

Greed - That’s what we’re going to find out tonight Hawk!

Hawk - You’re such a douche!

Death Angel lifts Connor O’Shannon up to his feet, then lifts him up for a torture rack. Death Angel jumps with Connor O’Shannon up on his shoulders and cranks on the pressure of the torture rack. The referee asks Connor O’Shannon if he wants to give up but he refuses.

Cornell - We saw Death Angel lock this torture rack in on Chuck Matthews earlier, then shift it into a neck breaker.

Hawk - He seems to be satisfied just leaving Connor O’Shannon in the torture rack.

Greed - If it aint broke, don’t shift it.

Death Angel jumps again with Connor O’Shannon, adding to the force of the torture rack. Connor O’Shannon punches Death Angel to the face repeatedly, trying to escape the torture rack. Connor O’Shannon drives and elbow into the face of Death Angel, then falls out of the torture rack, landing behind him. Connor O’Shannon runs to the ropes, then rebounds with a flying knee to the back of Death Angel. The impact sends Death Angel through the ropes and out of the ring. Connor O’Shannon falls to the mat.

Cornell - O’Shannon escapes, but has the damage been done?

Hawk - This match is a big mismatch for Connor, he’s not used to fighting anyone he can’t overpower.

Connor O’Shannon stands up and steps out to the ring apron. Death Angel stands up and turns around to see Connor O’Shannon dive off the apron and shoulder block him down. Connor O’Shannon pins Death Angel, but the referee tells him falls only count in the ring. Connor O’Shannon tries to lift Death Angel to his feet, but he can’t get him up. Connor O’Shannon tries again, this time getting Death Angel up to his feet. Connor O’Shannon rolls Death Angel into the ring then follows him in quickly and pins him.

-1-2

Death Angel kicks out.

Cornell - O’Shannon can’t figure out how to defeat this monster, he’s running out of things he can do.

Hawk - His move set consists of moves where he has to lift his opponent, he can’t lift Death Angel.

Greed - who can?

Death Angel gets to his knees and Connor O’Shannon unloads huge haymaker right hands to his face. Connor O’Shannon runs to the ropes and comes back with a bicycle kick to Death Angel’s face, dropping him to the mat. Connor O’Shannon pins Death Angel.

-1-2-

Death Angel kicks out.

Cornell - He had him in a good position, but those strikes weren’t enough to end this match.

Hawk - Who wants to win this match more, Death Angel or Connor O’Shannon? We’re going to find out shortly, so don’t say anything John, you douche!

Connor O’Shannon climbs to the top rope slowly.

Cornell - Has Connor O’Shannon ever been to the high risk district?

Hawk - It takes a lot of balls to climb to the top rope, it takes even more balls to climb up to the top of the arena.

Greed - You jumped with your eyes closed you pussy!

Connor O’Shannon positions himself on the top rope but Death Angel sits up and pushes the referee, sending him into the ropes and forcing Connor O’Shannon to lose his balance and fall down on the top rope. Death Angel stands up and walks to the corner where Connor O’Shannon sits.

Cornell - He shouldn’t have climbed to the top rope.

Hawk - I think that’s something we can all agree on.

Greed - Agreed.

Death Angel sets Connor O’Shannon up for a superplex. Connor O’Shannon head butts Death Angel, then hits him with a powerful straight right hand that sends him falling off the turnbuckle to the center of the ring.

Cornell - O’Shannon fights Death off.

Hawk - He needs to just climb down, grab a weapon, and just beat the hell out of Death Angel with it.

Greed - It looks like he’s going to try to fly again.

Connor O’Shannon stands up on the top rope at the same time Death Angel stands up in the middle of the ring. Connor O’Shannon dives off the top rope with a cross body but Death Angel boots him out of mid air.

Cornell - That’s what happens when gingers try to fly!

Hawk - He should have just climbed down.

Death Angel lifts Connor O’Shannon up into power bomb position. Death Angel flip piledrivers Connor O’Shannon.

Cornell - DEVIL’S IMPACT!

Death Angel puts Connor O’Shannon in an STF, but locks in the Anaconda Crossface.

Cornell - Anaconda STF, and with Death Angel on top of you, you’re FUCKED!

Hawk - It’s like Nick’s move only he’s got the leg trapped, and Connor O’Shannon can’t move at all!

Greed - I thought he was finished after the flip pile driver, now he’s going to be forced into submission.

Connor O’Shannon can’t move and taps out. The referee calls for the bell.

[Ding Ding Ding]

Samantha Praxton - Here is your winner, and STILL the Dream Champion, advancing to the semi-finals of the Global Annihilation Tournament, Death Angel!

Death Angel leaves the STF Anaconda Crossface locked in on Connor O’Shannon. The referee tries to get Death Angel to break the hold but he refuses.

Cornell - A win isn’t enough for Death Angel, he wants to hurt Connor O’Shannon badly!

Hawk - He’s breaking him in half with that submission.

Greed - What an impressive win from Death Angel, he beats the former NLWF Champion!

Death Angel finally breaks the hold and is handed the Dream Championship.

Cornell - He’s got 1 Title defense of the Dream Championship, only 4 more and he’ll be given the Championship Briefcase!

Hawk - Only once has the Championship Case not made someone a champion, but no one who’s cashed in has ever lost.

Greed - Death Angel is going to be very hard to beat.

Revolution fades to commercials on Death Angel looking at Connor O’Shannon as he holds up the Dream Championship.




Nick Ridicule is backstage, face to face with Corey Casey who is being held by two police officers, and has his hands, handcuffed behind his back.

Nick Ridicule
I just want to make sure I got to talk to you tonight, before our match. I want you to understand that I’ve waited a long time to do the things I plan on doing here tonight. I‘ve been waiting, and I’ve watched you tarnish the NLWF legacy for months now. I want to make sure you understand why I’m punishing you tonight. I want you to understand that this isn’t just for me. But it’s for every wrestler who’s failed to shut you up. This is for every person you’ve harmed or killed. This is for the friends and family of those you’ve harmed or killed. Tonight isn’t about me, tonight is about them. I have to punish you, for them.

Corey Casey smiles but the smiley is quickly removed as Nick Ridicule spits in his face.

Nick Ridicule
That one.. That was for me.

Corey Casey jolts forward at Nick Ridicule, who doesn’t move an inch. The officers hold Corey Casey back and drag him away. Nick Ridicule turns around to come face to face with Brenton Cyrus, who’s still a bloody mess.

Brenton Cyrus
I see how it is Nick.

Nick Ridicule
See how what is?

Brenton Cyrus
Chuck is in an official match with Death Angel, yet you go out and you watch his back. But while I’m being ambushed by Steven Angel, wondering where OWN is… Different story right?

Nick Ridicule
It’s not even like that.

Brenton Cyrus
Well that’s exactly what it looks like to me! But I guess this is a case of foot in mouth on my part. I said NLWF wasn’t about teams anymore, instead friendships and alliances. When I said that, I never once thought I’d be the one standing alone.

Brenton Cyrus walks away, leaving Nick Ridicule shaking his head.

Cornell - Up next is our main event of the evening. The last of the Global Annihilation opening round matches for the NLWF Championship! Corey Casey versus Nick Ridicule!

Hawk - Nick is going to unload a beating on Corey Casey that’s more sick and sinister then anything we’ve ever witnessed!

Greed - Whoa, did he tell you that?

Hawk - No, I just know. FUTIRISTIC MIND READNG ABILITIES!!

Cornell - The story on Corey Casey that we’ve received is that he’s currently out on bail and set to go to trial soon, nothing else has been given to us.

Hawk - If Nick has his way, and he will, this will be Corey’s last night in the NLWF!



Nick Ridicule comes out holding the NLWF Championship on his left shoulder. After he comes out, Ashley Matthews comes out holding the original NLWF Championship on her right shoulder. The two lock hands and begin walking down the ramp as the fans begin a massive chant.

“RIDICULE WILL KILL YOU!” “RIDICULE WILL KILL YOU!” “RIDICULE WILL KILL YOU!”

The Duo of Destruction makes it to the ring and Nick Ridicule kisses Ashley Matthews before sliding into the ring and walking to the furthest corner. Nick Ridicule steps up to the middle turnbuckle and holds up the NLWF Championship as the fans cheer him.

Samantha Praxton - Introducing first, from Miami, Florida, standing 6’3” and weighing in at 205 pound. Being accompanied by Ashley Matthews, He is the Reigning and Defending No Limit Wrestling Federation Champion, Nick Ridicule!

The lights go out and a large black cross is seen on the screen...
suddenly the loud squeal of a guitar rips throughout the arena
Suddenly Ryan Apollos' image is shown crucified...
which quickly changes to show Keith Cunningham
...which changes to show Death Angel...
A lightning bolt falls from the rafters overhead and hits the stage, causing pyro to shoot up from under the stage....

And you stare at me
In your Jesus Christ pose
Arms held out
Like you've been carrying a load
And you swear to me
You don't want to be my slave
But you're staring at me
Like I need to be saved
In your Jesus Christ pose

As the pyro continues to leap up from under the stage a figure wearing black robes and a hood walks out onto the stage…

Arms held out
In your Jesus Christ pose
Thorns and shroud
Like it's the coming of the Lord
And I swear to you
That I would never feed you pain
But you're staring at me
Like I'm driving the nails
In your Jesus Christ pose

There is another crack of lightning that strikes either side of the figure as he throws his hood back, revealing the smirking face of Corey Casey. He throws his arms out to either side in a crucifixion pose. The crowd immediately erupts into vicious boos as Corey slowly makes his way down to the ring, his arms tucked into the sleeves of his robe…

And you stare at me
In your Jesus Christ pose
Thorns and shrouds
Like it's the coming of the Lord
Would it pay you more to walk on water
Then to wear a crown of thorns
It wouldn't pain me more to bury you rich
Than to bury you poor
In the Jesus Christ pose

Corey Casey rolls into the ring and climbs the nearest turnbuckle. He climbs it and throws his arms out to either side in the same crucifixion pose. He then climbs down from the turnbuckle and sits down on the mat, resting his back against the turnbuckle. His dreadlocks hiding everything but his all white eyes which are dancing with an unholy fire….

Samantha Praxton - and the opponent. From The City of Salvation. Standing 6’5” and weighing 250 pounds. Corey Casey!

Nick Ridicule smiles as he stares across the ring at Corey Casey, not taking his eyes off of him for a single second. The referee asks Nick Ridicule for the NLWF Championship but he shakes his head, then walks over to Samantha Praxton. Nick Ridicule whispers something to Samantha Praxton, then backs up to his corner and hands the referee the NLWF title.

Samantha Praxton - This match will be contested in a No Holds Barred, 60 Minute Ironman Match!

Nick Ridicule laughs then points across the ring at Corey Casey, and does a cut throat motion. Corey Casey doesn’t react, he just sits in his corner, waiting for the match to begin.


60 Minute No Holds Barred Ironman Match
No Limit Wrestling Federation Championship
Global Annihilation Tournament: Opening Round


■ Nick Ridicule [versus] Corey Casey ■

[Ding Ding Ding]

Nick Ridicule runs across the ring at top speed and attacks Corey Casey. Nick Ridicule hits big punches on Corey Casey in the corner, then stomps him, not giving him a chance to stand up. Nick Ridicule lifts Corey Casey then whips him across the ring. Corey Casey hit’s the corner and staggers towards the center of the ring. Nick Ridicule runs at him and connects a vicious Nick Kick right to his face, dropping him down to the mat. Corey Casey gets to his feet quickly, not allowing Nick Ridicule to ground and pound. Corey Casey reaches for Nick Ridicule’s throat, but Nick Ridicule is able to judo throw Corey Casey down to the mat. Nick Ridicule backs up to the ropes as Corey Casey stands up. Nick Ridicule runs across the ring and Nick Kicks Corey Casey to the face sending him flying over the top rope, and to the ringside floor.

Cornell - He’s all over him, just like we expected.

Hawk - Nick made this a 60 Minute Ironman Match because he knows this match will give him as much time with Corey Casey inside the ring as he needs.

Greed - I can’t even imagine 60 minutes with these two guys, someone is going to die.

Nick Ridicule leaves the ring and grabs the ring steps, pulling them apart, and holding them over his head. Corey Casey stands up and looks at Ashley Matthews who points and laughs at him. Corey Casey takes a step towards her and Nick Ridicule throws the ring steps at him, sending them colliding in to the back of Corey Casey’s head.

Cornell - HE JUST GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!

Hawk - That was steel ring steps to the back of the skull. Corey says don’t fuck with him in a match with no rules. I guess that doesn’t apply if your name is Nick Ridicule!

Greed - The back of Corey’s head is cracked open, and he gushing blood already!

Nick Ridicule walks over, then walks across Corey Casey, stepping on him as he walks to Ashley Matthews. Nick Ridicule and Ashley Matthew high five and Nick Ridicule whispers to her. Ashley Matthews motions to the crowd to move as Nick Ridicule lifts Corey Casey up of the ringside matting. Nick Ridicule lifts Corey Casey up for a crucifix power bomb and turns to face the crowd.

Cornell - Ashley is trying to get people to get out of their chairs.

Hawk - I think Nick is sending Corey into the crowd!

The fans rush to the aisles as Nick Ridicule runs and launches Corey Casey with the crucifix power bomb. Corey Casey lands on the empty arena chairs, taking out several rows upon impact.

Nick Ridicule
GET HIM!

The fans rush back to their seats and begin stomping Corey Casey on the ground as Nick Ridicule waits with Ashley Matthews.

Cornell - Corey Casey hits those arena chairs backwards, he’s getting really messed up and this match is only about five minutes in.

Hawk - This is going to be a long night for Lord Dickhead!

Greed - The longest night of his life.

Nick Ridicule gets tired of waiting and he jumps the rail and pushes past the fans to get to Corey Casey. Nick Ridicule grabs and arena chair and throws it down into the face of Corey Casey, then grabs his foot and drags him across the arena floor. Nick Ridicule grabs a soda from a fan and takes a sip, then dumps it on Corey Casey. Nick Ridicule lifts Corey Casey up and leans him against the guardrail. Nick Ridicule motions for Ashley Matthews to jump the rail and she does. Ashley Matthews puts her arm around Nick Ridicule and he lifts her up. Ashley Matthews double kicks Corey Casey to the face and he flips backwards over the rail and lands ringside.

Cornell - ASHLEY KICK! It doesn’t sound as good as Nick Kick or Hollywood Impact.

Hawk - Nope, that’s terrible. How about the Duo Dropkick!

Greed - That’s actually a damn good name.

Cornell - DUO DROPKICK!

Nick Ridicule lifts Ashley Matthews up and sits her on his shoulders, then reaches up and grabs her hands. Ashley Matthews stands up on Nick Ridicule’s shoulders, then jumps off and double foot stomps Corey Casey to his stomach. Nick Ridicule hops over the rail and double foot stomps Corey Casey to the stomach. Corey Casey sits up, holding his stomach and Ashley Matthews kicks him to the face. Nick Ridicule stomps Corey Casey to the face, then backs up and lets Ashley Matthews stomp him to the face.

Hawk - I wish they would let me get a few shots in.

Greed - Or at least run him over with your wheel chair.

Hawk - That would be AWESOME!

Nick Ridicule lifts Corey Casey into sitting position against the guardrail, then puts his foot on his throat.

Nick Ridicule
Ash, a chair.

Ashley Matthews runs over and grabs a steel chair, then brings it to Nick Ridicule. Nick Ridicule lifts Corey Casey up and puts him in a full nelson.

Nick Ridicule
Hit him.

Ashley Matthews doesn’t hesitate and she smashes the chair over the open head of Corey Casey. Ashley Matthews doesn’t stop and she unloads with chair shot, after chair shot, after chair shot, after chair shot, until Corey Casey is busted open and Nick Ridicule releases him, letting him crumble to the floor. Nick Ridicule hugs Ashley Matthews.

“THIS IS AWESOME!” “THIS IS AWESOME!” “THIS IS AWESOME!” “THIS IS AWESOME!”

Cornell - Corey Casey almost killed her father. I know I’m supposed to be unbiased, but fuck it, this is awesome.

Hawk - Corey Casey is arguably the greatest bad guy the NLWF has EVER had. The fans are loving this as much as I am.

Greed - No one has ever beaten Corey Casey this unmercifully before, and we’re only 12 minutes into the match.

“FUCK ‘EM UP NICK FUCK ‘EM UP” “FUCK ‘EM UP NICK FUCK ‘EM UP”

[48:00]

Nick Ridicule reaches down and lifts Corey Casey to his feet. Corey Casey dives backwards, throwing a fireball into the face of Nick Ridicule. Nick Ridicule hit’s the mat, and Corey Casey hit’s the guardrail as Ashley Matthews watches.

Ashley Matthews
Nick!

Cornell - Corey Casey hits Nick with a fireball!

Hawk - Bowser throws fireballs, everyone knows that!

Corey Casey stands up but falls down. Blood trickles from his forehead, but gushes from the back of his head. Corey Casey uses the guardrail for support and he stands up. A fan punches Corey Casey to the face but he completely no sells it. Corey Casey grabs the fan by the throat and hits him with one punch, dropping him.

Cornell - DEATH CLUTCH!

Greed - That fan is an idiot.

Corey Casey points at Ashley Matthews then staggers towards her. Ashley Matthews backs up, with a shocked look on her face.

Ashley Matthews
Nick get up!

Nick Ridicule pushes up, then gets to his feet. Corey Casey grabs Nick Ridicule and Russian legsweeps him, whipping him down onto the ring steps that he threw into Corey Casey‘s head. Corey Casey stands up and looks at Ashley Matthews again. Ashley Matthews turns and runs, Corey Casey chasing behind her. Ashley Matthews turns to look behind her and trips on the ramp.

Cornell - Oh no, Corey Casey wouldn’t hesitate a single second to harm her.

Hawk - He’s a sick man, something is wrong inside his head, and it was like that before Nick threw the steps at him.

Corey Casey wipes the blood out of his eyes and continues to walk towards Ashley Matthews who scoots back up the ramp. Corey Casey grabs Ashley Matthews by the hair and pulls her up the ramp to the top of the stage. Corey Casey lifts Ashley Matthews to her feet and sets her up for a DDT. Death Angel runs out onto the stage with a steel chair in his hands. Corey Casey releases Ashley Matthews and charges at Death Angel, then spears him.

Cornell - ANTICHRIST IMPACT!

Hawk - Death Angel saved Ashley.

Greed - But now he’s going to pay for it!

Corey Casey grabs the steel chair and waits for Death Angel to stand up. Death Angel gets to his feet and Corey Casey smashes him over the head with the steel chair. Death Angel staggers back and Corey Casey hits him with the chair again. Death Angel doesn’t fall so Corey Casey hits him with the chair again, busting him open, but not dropping him. Corey Casey hits Death Angel repeatedly with the chair, unloading vicious chair shots that make Death Angel bleed more and more with each shot. Death Angel stands on the edge of the stage and Corey Casey throws the chair at him then runs and spears him off the stage. Corey Casey and Death Angel crashed through the electrical station. Nick Ridicule runs up the ramp and tackles Ashley Matthews, as pyro explodes from the spot where she was standing.

“HOLY SHIT!” “HOLY SHIT!” “HOLY SHIT!” “HOLY SHIT!” “HOLY SHIT!”

Cornell - Corey Casey with Anti Christ Impact that almost kills Ashley!

Jason Hawk doesn’t say anything, he just starts clapping his hands.

Greed - This is the best main event I’ve ever seen.

[40:30]

Corey Casey and Death Angel lay in a pile of broken tables and electrical equipment. Corey Casey crawls off of Death Angel and looks up at the PA system speaker. Corey Casey grabs a wire and backs up, then tugs as hard as he can on the wire. The large speakers tilt forward then come crashing down on top of Death Angel, burying him. Corey Casey laughs then holds his arms out to the side and lays down, a bloody mess. Nick Ridicule and Ashley Matthews stand up on the stage. Ashley Matthews kisses Nick Ridicule. Nick Ridicule hugs Ashley, then looks over at the smoke from the speakers. Nick Ridicule runs and jumps off the stage with a flying elbow drop, and lands on Corey Casey on the arena floor.

“HOLY SHIT!” “HOLY SHIT!” “HOLY SHIT!” “HOLY SHIT!”

Cornell - Death Angel… Nick… Corey… Wow, that’s all I have to say… Wow..

Hawk - Match of the year?

Greed - We haven’t even made it halfway.

Nick Ridicule stands up, lifting Corey Casey to his feet. Nick Ridicule lifts Corey Casey up for a crucifix power bomb then runs forward and throws Corey Casey into the stage. Corey Casey crashes through the plastic covering, and lands underneath the stage.

Cornell - What can’t these guys break?

Nick Ridicule walks underneath the stage and lifts Corey Casey to his feet. Nick Ridicule lifts Corey Casey up for a crucifix power bomb again, then disappears underneath the stage with Corey Casey.

Cornell - Where the hell did he take him?

Hawk - I don’t know, I’ve never been under the stage, and I’ve never seen a match where they went under the stage.

Corey Casey explodes through the entrance ramp floor, pushing through the metal floor panel. Corey Casey slides down the rest of the ramp and rolls ringside. Nick Ridicule walks out of the opening in the ramp and pulls himself up. Ashley Matthews runs down the ramp and Nick Ridicule goes after Corey Casey.

“THIS IS AWESOME!” “THIS IS AWESOME!” “THIS IS AWESOME!”

Cornell - Corey Casey gets power bombed from underneath the stage, through the entrance ramp!

Hawk - Thank you Nick! Not since Mark Pollak, have I witnessed anyone shit on Corey Casey like this!

Greed - It’s getting even worse, since he threw that fireball I think he pissed Nick off.

Nick Ridicule grabs Corey Casey by his hair with a sick smile of his face and he drags Corey Casey to the ring. Nick Ridicule sits Corey Casey against the ring steps and backs up. Nick Ridicule runs and Nick Kicks Corey Casey to the face, smashing him against the ring steps which don’t budge.

Cornell - Nick loves using the steps! He threw the other set at Corey, now he’s using the set that’s still attached to doing damage.

Hawk - He said he was going to break his jaw, if he survives this, he wants Corey’s mouth to be wired shut!

Greed - This is getting to be a bit much for me, I’m starting to get a bit nauseous.

Nick Ridicule backs up and charges forward delivering another Nick Kick straight to the face of Corey Casey, smashing him against the ring steps. Nick Ridicule leans forward, getting in the heavily bloody face of Corey Casey. Nick Ridicule smiles and holds up his hand, then flips Corey Casey off. Nick Ridicule turns around and walks away to the other side of the ring. Nick Ridicule turns and keeps walks, then stops where the other ring steps are. Nick Ridicule runs and swings around the pole, picking up momentum, then keeps running straight at Corey Casey. Nick Ridicule dives and delivers a boot to the face of Corey Casey, with enough force to send the ring steps into the guardrail.

Cornell - He’s dead. He killed Corey with a Nick Kick.

Hawk - BEST FUCKING NICK KICK EVER! I may not get to beat the shit out of Corey Casey, but Jason Hawk is in this match, so that’s like I’m killing him.

Greed - Nick promised to lay a beating into Corey Casey that would be remembered for all time. He’s not even halfway through this match, but he’s already done that.

Nick Ridicule sits up and surveys the damage. Ashley Matthews laughs and claps her hands as she looks at a badly beaten Corey Casey. Nick Ridicule motions for something and Ashley Matthews walks over and grabs a microphone. Ashley Matthews brings Nick Ridicule the microphone.

Nick Ridicule
I’ve only just begun. Hey babe, grab the hedge clippers.

Ashley Matthews reaches under the ring and pulls out a cat-o-nine tails. Ashley Matthews laughs and tosses it to the side. Ashley Matthews pulls out a pair of hedge clippers and brings them to Nick Ridicule. Nick Ridicule stands up and walks over to Corey Casey, then begins cutting off his dreadlocks. Nick Ridicule cuts them off one by one, piling them up by his feet. Nick Ridicule drives the tip of the blade into the forehead of Corey Casey, causing blood to pool on his forehead. Nick Ridicule pulls the hedge clippers away and Corey Casey falls over.

Cornell - He removed Corey’s dreads!

Hawk - I hope my show goes as good as this one. The first match I’m booking is Nick Ridicule versus Corey Casey again!

Greed - You’re not the booker you idiot, you get to be the GM! Calm down!

Nick Ridicule lifts Corey Casey up and rolls him into the ring. Nick Ridicule grabs the microphone again.

Nick Ridicule
Ashley, how about I stop messing around?

Ashley Matthews nods her head and Nick Ridicule reaches under the ring. Nick Ridicule pulls out a razor wire covered plywood cross. Nick Ridicule sets the cross on the guardrail and the ring apron, then enters the ring. Nick Ridicule lifts Corey Casey up into a muay thai clinch, and lands knees to the body, then a knee to his face. Nick Ridicule lifts Corey Casey up for a crucifix power bomb and he throws him over the top rope, sending him crashing through the razor wire cross.

[30:21]

“HOLY SHIT!” “HOLY SHIT!” “HOLY SHIT!”

Cornell - Corey Casey has his dreads shaved, then is power bombed through a razor wire cross!

Hawk - Taylor go tell Ashley, to tell Nick to come here!

Greed - What the hell are you doing?

Taylor O’Day runs over to Ashley Matthews and tells her. Ashley Matthews motions to Nick Ridicule in the ring, then points at Jason Hawk. Jason Hawk waves his arm and Nick Ridicule leaves the ring and walks over to the announce table.

Hawk - Let me run him over!

Nick Ridicule grabs Jason Hawk’s wheel chair and he wheels him over to the cross. Nick Ridicule grabs the ring steps and he sets them down by Corey Casey. Nick Ridicule reaches under the ring and pulls out a plywood board, then sets it down on top of the stairs, making a ramp. Nick Ridicule grabs Jason Hawk’s wheelchair and he backs up with him. Nick Ridicule runs with Jason Hawk then pushes him up the ramp, launching him. Jason Hawk almost clears Corey Casey, but the back of his tires hit. Jason Hawk tips forward in the wheelchair and falls hard to the ground.

“WHAT THE FUCK?” “WHAT THE FUCK?” “WHAT THE FUCK?”

Cornell - FLYING WHEELCHAIR!

Greed - HA HA HA HA HA!

Nick Ridicule and Taylor O’Day help Jason Hawk up into the wheelchair. Taylor O’Day rolls him back to the broken announce table and he puts his headset back on.

Hawk - Beat that!

Greed - I wish Aaron O’Shea would come out of nowhere and hit you with a chair right now.

Nick Ridicule pulls Corey Casey off the cross, but the razor wire gets stuck in his skin. Nick Ridicule yanks Corey Casey off the razor wire, then lifts him up for a crucifix power bomb. Ashley Matthews tells the fans to move out of the way. Nick Ridicule runs and power bombs Corey Casey into the ring post, but keeps him lifted up. Nick Ridicule turns around and runs toward the guardrail with Corey Casey, then launches him into the crowd again. Corey Casey takes out rows of chairs and the fans attack him again. Security rushes over to stop the fans.

Cornell - Ridicule throws Corey Casey into the audience on the other side of the ring.

Hawk - This is so much fun!

Nick Ridicule turns around and reaches under the ring, pulling out a ladder. Nick Ridicule sets the ladder up on the guardrail, above the broken razor wire cross. Nick Ridicule climbs up to the ring apron and looks out at Corey Casey in the crowd.

Nick Ridicule
LIFT HIM UP!

Some fans lift Corey Casey to his feet and Nick Ridicule runs across the ladder bridge and jumps off at Corey Casey in the audience. Corey Casey jumps and spears Nick Ridicule out of mid air, down onto some arena chairs and the cement arena floor.

[23:56]

Cornell - ANTICHRIST IMPACT! No one saw that coming!

Hawk - I don’t even think Corey saw Nick coming, he just got lucky.

Greed - Corey Casey is aware at all times, even with blood covering his face.

Corey Casey stands up and staggers into chairs as he tries to get back to the ring. Corey Casey makes it to the guardrail and he falls over it. Corey Casey stands up and he steps backwards. Corey Casey turns around and throws a big boot, hitting Jason Hawk to the side of the head, and knocking him into Tommy Cornell.

Greed - HA HA HA JACKPOT!

Corey Casey holds his arms out to the side and Taylor O’Day slaps him. Corey Casey stands unfazed by the slap, and he puts his arms down. Corey Casey boots Taylor O’Day to the face, then holds his arms out to the side again.

Cornell - Corey Casey kicks a woman right to her face!

Greed - and Hawk is down and out on the ground! He’s like that old lady in the commercial “Help, Help, I‘ve fallen and I can‘t get up!” HA HAH AH!

Ashley Matthews runs and jumps on Corey Casey’s back locking in a sleeper hold. Corey Casey tilts forward and flips Ashley Matthews off of him, and onto the floor.

Cornell - I can’t let him hurt Ashley!

Tommy Cornell stands up and reaches into his pocket, pulling out a pair of brass knuckles. Tommy Cornell runs at Corey Casey. Corey Casey grabs Tommy Cornell by the throat and punches him to the face. Tommy Cornell punches Corey Casey to the ribs with the brass knuckles but Corey Casey unloads with hockey like punches from the Death Clutch, until Tommy Cornell drops.

Greed - Damn. I know that’s my partner, but he shouldn’t have gotten involved.

Corey Casey grabs Ashley Matthews but is attacked by Chuck Matthews from behind. Corey Casey turns around and throws a fireball into the face of Chuck Matthews, then boots him to the face. Corey Casey lifts Chuck Matthews to his feet and grabs him by the throat. Corey Casey hits Chuck Matthews with punches from the Death Clutch, until Ashley Matthews low blows Corey Casey. Chuck Matthews drops and Corey Casey holds his balls. Nick Ridicule jumps off the guardrail and hit’s a flying Nick Kick to the face of Corey Casey.

Greed - Look at the carnage! Hawk, Taylor, Tommy, Chuck, Corey, Ashley, Nick, Death all down!

Nick Ridicule sits up at the same time as Ashley Matthews. Nick Ridicule stands up and lifts Corey Casey, then rolls him into the ring. Nick Ridicule sits down on Tommy Cornell’s chair and grabs his headset.

[19:05]

Ridicule - I think that’s the sign that I should stop messing around already.

Greed - Yeah.

Nick Ridicule stands up and takes the headset off, then slides into the ring. Nick Ridicule lifts Corey Casey to his feet and pushes him back into the corner. Nick Ridicule hit’s a spinning back fist with his left hand, then spins the opposite direction and hit’s a spinning back fist with his right hand, dropping Corey Casey down in the corner. Nick Ridicule starts stomping Corey Casey to the face in the corner, then stops.

Cornell - What the hell happened?

Greed - You tried to save Ashley and got hit like twelve times, at least you saved her though right?

Nick Ridicule lifts Corey Casey up out of the corner, then sits him on the top rope. Nick Ridicule climbs up to the top rope, setting up a superplex. Nick Ridicule steps up to the top rope, lifting Corey Casey to his feet. Nick Ridicule lifts Corey Casey up and superplexes him off the top rope.

Cornell - At what point does Nick Ridicule just pick up his first fall already?

Greed - I don’t know, I think he’s enjoying this too much!

Nick Ridicule lifts Corey Casey up by his arm and super kicks him back down.

Cornell - Nick Ridicule is torturing Corey Casey inside…

Hawk - Thanks for helping me up you assholes, HOLY SHIT THAT ASSHOLE KICKED TAYLOR!

Greed - HA HA HA!!!

Nick Ridicule drags Corey Casey to the ropes, then steps out to the ring apron. Nick Ridicule pulls Corey Casey out of the ring, then lifts him up for a piledriver. Nick Ridicule jumps off the ring apron and piledrivers Corey Casey onto the ladder bridge. Nick Ridicule lets Corey Casey fall off, down to the ringside floor, next to the broken razor wire cross.

Cornell - What else is left for Nick Ridicule to do? He’s done it all to Corey Casey here tonight!

Jason Hawk checks on Taylor O’Day knocked out by the announce table.

Greed - Not yet he hasn’t, he hasn’t even attempted a pinfall or submission.

Nick Ridicule stands up on the ladder, then jumps off landing next to Corey Casey. Nick Ridicule lifts Corey Casey to his feet and pushes him into the ring. Nick Ridicule reaches underneath the ring and grabs a table, then slides it in. Nick Ridicule grabs the ring steps and he throws them into the ring. Nick Ridicule walks around the ring to the other ring steps and he tosses them into the ring.

Cornell - It could be time for Nick Ridicule to finally pass judgment on Corey Casey!

Greed - If you thought Corey’s night couldn’t get worse, here comes the most vicious power bomb in all of wrestling.

Nick Ridicule enters the ring and sets up the table in the center. Nick Ridicule lifts the ring steps and puts them on the table. Nick Ridicule lifts the other ring steps and puts them on the table. Nick Ridicule lifts Corey Casey and drags him to the corner, then leans him against the turnbuckle. Nick Ridicule hits Corey Casey with an elbow to the face, then lifts him to the top turnbuckle.

[12:37]

Cornell - He’s going to power bomb him from the top rope!

Greed - This could be the most brutal crucifix power bomb yet!

Nick Ridicule steps up to the top rope and sets Corey Casey up for a power bomb. Nick Ridicule lifts Corey Casey up and turns around, leaping off the top rope with him. Nick Ridicule drives Corey Casey down onto the steps, sending him crashing through the table.

“HOLY SHIT!” “HOLY SHIT!” “HOLY SHIT!”

Nick Ridicule pins Corey Casey.

-1-2-3-

Nick Ridicule pulls Corey Casey up, breaking the count.

Cornell - He’s still not done with him, but time is running out, why doesn’t he just get a victory already before it’s too late?

Greed - I have no idea what he’s got going through his head.

Nick Ridicule grabs a set of stairs and he puts them in the corner. Nick Ridicule drags Corey Casey over and he sits him against the ring steps in the corner. Nick Ridicule grabs the other pair of ring steps and he lifts them up. Nick Ridicule throws the ring steps across the ring at Corey Casey and it sandwiches him between the stairs in the corner.

Cornell - The stairs meet with Corey Casey again, this time crushing him in the corner.

Hawk - That’s what he deserves! He knocked Taylor out and now the medical staff is checking on her! KILL HIM NICK!

Greed - HA HA HA She was in the wrong place, at the wrong time.

Nick Ridicule leaves the ring and he reaches underneath, pulling out a body bag. Nick Ridicule tosses the body bag into the ring, then reaches underneath again. Nick Ridicule pulls out a gas tank and he puts it into the ring, then slides in.

Cornell - Oh shit. Nick is going to use fire.

Hawk - It’s only right, Corey burnt him with a fireball, now Nick is going to make Corey into a bon fire.

Greed - Yeah, but he’s running out of time.

[7:02]

Nick Ridicule grabs the gas tank and walks to the other side of the ring, then steps out on to the apron. Nick Ridicule opens the gas tank and pours some of the gasoline on the ladder bridge, then goes back inside the ring. Nick Ridicule grabs the steps off of Corey Casey and he tosses then to the side. Nick Ridicule lifts Corey Casey out of the corner, then lifts him up for a crucifix power bomb. Ashley Matthews lights the ladder bridge on fire and Nick Ridicule runs with Corey Casey and throws him over the top rope. Corey Casey crashes down onto the flaming ladder bridge, and he breaks through the ladder, putting the flames out upon impact.

Cornell - Corey Casey get’s crucifix power bombed through the ladder bridge that was on the apron and guardrail!

Hawk - A ladder bridge that was on fire, and now he lays on broken ladder, on top of a broken cross, on razor wire.

Greed - Corey Casey hasn’t moved at all since he started beating up everyone around ringside.

Nick Ridicule pulls the body bag to the middle of the ring, then looks at the big screen to check the time.

[5:05]

Nick Ridicule smiles and he leaves the ring and walks over to Corey Casey. Nick Ridicule pulls Corey Casey off the broken ladder and slides him into the ring. Nick Ridicule enters the ring, staring at Corey Casey, then he backs up to the corner.

Cornell - Punt kick?

Hawk - Punt Nick Kick!

Greed - I don’t think Corey is getting up anytime soon, he’s beating the hell out of a possibly dead guy.

Nick Ridicule leaves the corner and grabs the ring steps. Nick Ridicule sit’s the ring steps down, then lays Corey Casey on top of them. Nick Ridicule backs up to the corner, then runs out and punt kicks Corey Casey to the skull. Nick Ridicule motions for Ashley Matthews to enter the ring and she does. Ashley Matthews positions herself in the corner, then runs and punt kicks Corey Casey to the skull.

Cornell - Duo punt kicks to the skull of Corey Casey.

Hawk - I haven’t been able to see Corey’s face for like 45 minutes because it’s been drenched in blood the entire time!

Nick Ridicule climbs up onto the steps and looks down at Corey Casey. Nick Ridicule lifts Corey Casey up, setting him up for a DDT. Nick Ridicule lifts Corey Casey up for a suplex and holds him in position, still standing on the ring steps. Nick Ridicule falls and turns, jack hammering Corey Casey down into the steps.

Cornell - Purifier from Nick Ridicule onto the ring steps!

Hawk - Now he can pin him, pick up a fall, and wait for the match to end.

[2:00]

Nick Ridicule looks at the clock again, and he leaves the ring. Nick Ridicule grabs a microphone, then enters the ring. Nick Ridicule lifts the ring steps out of the corner and he throws them out of the ring. Nick Ridicule walks over and kicks Corey Casey off the ring steps in the middle of the ring, then lifts them up. Nick Ridicule tosses the ring steps out of the ring, then drags the body bag to the center of the ring.

Cornell - Why isn’t he pinning him?

Hawk - I don’t know, maybe he’s waiting till the last second.

Greed - What’s he planning?

[1:01]

Nick Ridicule looks at the clock again and he walks over to Corey Casey on the ground. Nick Ridicule lifts Corey Casey up to his feet, then super kicks him back down and laughs. Nick Ridicule walks over to the corner and sits on the top turnbuckle, still looking at the clock. Nick Ridicule brings the microphone to his mouth.


Nick Ridicule
10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1...!

[BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ]

[Ding Ding Ding]

Cornell - He let Corey Casey survive!

Hawk - Well that’s a disappointment!

Greed - it’s no wins versus no wins!

Nick Ridicule
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! YOU DID IT COREY! You lasted the entire sixty minutes of this Ironman Match, and look at the scoreboard! ZERO TO ZERO! Lets hear it for Corey Casey ladies and gentlemen!!!

The fans boo viciously.

“FUCK YOU COREY!” “FUCK YOU COREY!” “FUCK YOU COREY!” “FUCK YOU COREY!”

Nick Ridicule
Guess what lasting sixty minutes has earned you!

Nick Ridicule laughs maniacally.

Nick Ridicule
SUDDEN DEATH!!!

Nick Ridicule laughs again.

Cornell - He’s going to get even more time with Corey Casey!

Hawk - BRILLIANT!

Greed - Wow.

Nick Ridicule
You know why I picked an Ironman Match, Corey. Because I thought someone would try to stop me from doing this many violent things to you here tonight. See an Ironman match guaranteed me sixty minutes of beating the hell out of you. That was for them…

Nick Ridicule stares at Corey Casey, the smile wiped from his face.

Nick Ridicule
Sudden Death… This is gonna be for me…

Nick Ridicule tosses the microphone out of the ring.

Samantha Praxton - The following is SUDDEN DEATH! Where the first fall will decide the winner of this Ironman Match!

[Ding Ding Ding]

Nick Ridicule leaves the ring and grabs the straitjacket and cot-o-nine tails from off the floor. Nick Ridicule slides into the ring and walks over to Corey Casey. Nick Ridicule puts the straitjacket on Corey Casey without any fight, then he drops him.

Cornell - That straitjacket has no back to it, that way when the razorblades hit, they rip apart flesh only!

Hawk - Corey is about to have some flesh ripped apart!

Greed - This is going to be sick.

Nick Ridicule whips Corey Casey across the back getting no reaction from the unconscious Corey Casey. Nick Ridicule doesn’t stop, he continues to whip Corey Casey across the back, leaving huge slash marks. Nick Ridicule whips Corey Casey again, then drops the whip and looks at the damage done.

Cornell - Corey Casey is stuck in the straitjacket, he probably bled to death 20 minutes ago, but Nick Ridicule is still beating him.

Hawk - Corey has pissed a lot of people off, he’s paying for that right now!

Greed - He’s paid for it for over an hour, enough might be enough!

Nick Ridicule lifts Corey Casey up to his shoulders in a fireman’s carry, then drops him down into a tombstone pile driver on top of the body bag.

Cornell - Headfirst with the End Result!

Hawk - I think Nick is finally going to end this one.

Greed - I pray he does!

Nick Ridicule pins Corey Casey.

-1-2-3-

[Ding Ding Ding]

Samantha Praxton - Here is your winner, and STILL The No Limit Wrestling Federation Champion, advancing to the semi-finals of the Global Annihilation Tournament, Nick Ridicule!

Nick Ridicule zips the body bag closed, with Corey Casey inside. The outside of the bag reads “OWNED Morgue” Nick Ridicule stands up looking at the body bag, then is handed the NLWF Championship. Ashley Matthews enters the ring and hugs Nick Ridicule

Cornell - Nick’s entrance theme was dead on.

Hawk - Complete destruction! I can’t wait to go to my hotel, just to watch this match again.

Greed - What about Taylor?

Hawk - I’ll give her an ice pack, she’ll be fine, Corey kicks like a bitch.

Nick Ridicule grabs the gasoline and walks over to the body bag. Nick Ridicule pours the gasoline on the body bag. Nick Ridicule doesn’t get the chance to light it on fire though as police officers and security hit the ring and separate him and Ashley Matthews from the body bag.

Cornell - That’s exactly what Nick Ridicule was talking about!

Hawk - Luckily he got in over an hour of beating Corey to death, that should be enough, right?

Greed - Don’t count on it, these two haven’t seen the last of each other, mark my words. Alex Mark them!

Nick Ridicule and Ashley Matthews leave the ring and begin walking up the stage. They back up the ramp, still looking at the ring. The lights in the arena go off, then come back on. Behind Nick Ridicule and Ashley Matthews, at the top of the ramp, stands Steven Angel. The lights go off again, then come back on, but Steven Angel is gone. Nick Ridicule and Ashley Matthews looks around, but didn’t see Steven Angel.

Cornell - That’s all the time we have for you here tonight!

Hawk - NEXT WEEK I RUN THE SHOW! MY FINAL NIGHT! Make sure you join us!

Greed - Good god, I need next week off!


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