It's Electric!

by Johnny Electric March 28th 2010, 6:13 pm

A party in Las Vegas. A band finishes playing a song, and a blond man jumps onto the stage, shot glass in hand. The crowd begins chanting.

“Johnny! Johnny! Johnny!”

The man raises his hands, signaling for quiet. The cheers die down.

Johnny Electric
As you all know, I’ve been invited to compete in the War Games 2 Chuck Matthews Invitational!

The crowd cheers again.

Johnny Electric
I am honored to get the chance to fight my old friend, on NLWF’s biggest stage. Thanks for pushing for the match, Chuckster!

The crowd laughs.

Johnny Electric
I’ve always been an entertainer. A man of the people. At War Games, I intend to give the people the greatest match they’ve ever seen. I don’t know if I’ll win. I don’t know if I’ll lose. But I do know, it’s going to be a hell of a fight. Chuck Matthews is one of the most entertaining, spontaneous men in the business, and if I know Chuck, he’s in the same boat as me. He wants to entertain the fans.

“Chuck sucks! Chuck sucks! Chuck sucks!”

Johnny Electric
Chill guys. Let’s not take away from Chuck, he’s a great man and an awesome competitor. At War Games, we’ll put on a classic. If I win, I’ll be moving onto the triple cage, where I’ll have the chance to win the championship case, which I can use for any title match at any time. Imagine that. Johnny Electric, NLWF Champion! Johnny Electric, World Heavyweight Champion!

“Johnny! Johnny! Johnny!”

Johnny Electric
Ladies and gentlemen, I go to War Games to take the opportunity of a lifetime. I was involved in the first War Games, and now, I’m back to try again.

This Monday…War Games will be electrified. Beause I am...what was it again?

"The HIGH FLYING! ELECTRIFYING! DEATH-DEFYING!"

Johnny Electric
Future Champion! Oh yeah! It's Electric!