NLWF Freedom Championship Match: Shadow Demon [vs] Cotton the Clown

by Guest February 23rd 2010, 10:46 pm

★FREEDOM CHAMPIONSHIP★
Cotton the Clown [vs] Shadow DemonSamantha Praxton - The following match is a Make Me Scream Match, the only way to win is make your opponent scream, or to pin your opponent down for a 10 count. Introducing first…

The lights go out in the arena. Sugary-happy carnival calliope music starts playing. The music soon becomes nightmarish disjointed and then bounces to a stop. A second of silence. A loud, hard, fast guitar riff hits as strobe lights flash. The lights come on as you hear Rob Zombie's voice scream, "LAUGH!!! drown and LAUGH!!!" The song "Grease Paint And Monkeybrains" by White Zombie continues playing as the pixie-like hottie clown, Candy, leads Cotton slowly to the ring on a chain. She walks him up the steps and unhooks his chain. She steps back and Cotton stands in the center of the ring breathing heavily.... watching the entrance ramp for his opponent.

Samantha Praxton - He is the current No Limit Champion, and current NLWF Freedom Champion, from The Red Triangle Circus, weighing in at 325 pounds, COTTON THE CLOWN!

The arena lights go off as the intro to "Gently" plays. Shadow Demon walks out and pauses. When the intro finishes he raises his hands as pyro's go off on either side of him. He walks slowly down the ramp and climbs in the ring.

Samantha Praxton - and the challenger, from unknown, weighing 240 pounds, SHADOW DEMON!

[Ding Ding Ding]

Cotton points at Shadow Demon then brings his hands down at the same time he brings his knee up, miming his devastating Cotton Candy Breaker move.

Andrew - Little bit of taunting from Cotton the Clown.

Shadow Demon runs and dropkicks Cotton the Clown, Shadow Demon jumps to his feet and dropkicks Cotton the Clown again. Shadow Demon gets to his feet, but Cotton the Clown clotheslines him. Cotton the Clown bounces off the ropes and attempts a splash but Shadow Demon barely rolls out of the way. Shadow Demon quickly rolls out to the apron the gets to his feet. Shadow Demon runs to the top rope as Cotton the Clown gets to his feet. Shadow Demon dives off the top rope and flying DDT’s Cotton the Clown into the mat, bouncing Cotton the Clown’s head off the canvas.

Tommy - Shadow Demon being very careful not to let Cotton grab a hold of him, cause if Cotton gets hold of Shadow Demon, I think this one would be over.

Shadow Demon looks at Cotton the Clown and considers a pin. Instead Shadow Demon rolls out of the ring. Shadow Demon pulls a ladder out from underneath the ring and slides it in. Shadow Demon lifts the ladder onto his shoulder, Cotton the Clown gets up and Shadow Demon charges slamming the ladder into the face of Cotton the Clown, knocking him backwards into the corner. Shadow Demon sets up the ladder in the center of the ring and begins climbing. Cotton the Clown rests against the corner. Shadow Demon dives off the ladder and splashes Cotton the Clown in the corner. Shadow Demon begins punching Cotton the Clown in the corner as the fans count the strikes.
“1” “2” “3” “4” “5” “6” “7” “8” “9”

Cotton the Clown throws Shadow Demon off of him. Shadow Demon lands back on the ladder and regains his balance. Shadow Demon quickly climbs the ladder then moonsaults off onto Cotton the Clown, both men hit the floor, Shadow Demon bounces out of the ring.

Andrew - I haven’t heard any screams.

Tommy - This match is never going to end, Shadow Demon is one of the greatest Hardcore Wrestlers I’ve ever seen, and Cotton the Clown is a monster.

Shadow Demon stands up and clears off the announce table. Cotton the Clown rolls out of the ring and stands behind Shadow Demon. Shadow Demon finishes clearing the table off then turns around. Cotton the Clown grabs Shadow Demon by the throat with both hands. Cotton the Clown lifts Shadow Demon up and throws him. Shadow Demon falls backwards onto the table which doesn’t break. Shadow Demon rolls backwards and lands in the laps of the announcers.

Andrew - What the Hell!

Tommy - Let’s get out of here Andrew, we are in trouble

Cotton the Clown grabs Andrew and throws him with one arm. Cotton the Clown lifts Shadow Demon up then body presses him high above his head. Cotton the Clown looks at all the people in the audience. Cotton the Clown throws Shadow Demon into the crowd, sending unsuspecting fans falling.

“Fuck em‘ up Cotton Fuck em‘ up!”
“Fuck em‘ up Cotton Fuck em‘ up!”
“Fuck em‘ up Cotton Fuck em‘ up!”

Tommy - Hey Andrew are you ok?

Cotton the Clown begins to climb over the guardrail in pursuit of Shadow Demon. Shadow Demon throws a chair at Cotton the Clown catching him right to the face. Cotton the Clown backs up. Shadow Demon runs and jumps up onto the guardrail then flips towards Cotton the Clown. Cotton the Clown falls backwards laying him across the announce table, as Shadow Demon clears the announce table and lands on his feet.
Andrew - I think I’m ok.

Tommy - Get out of the way, I don’t think the announce table can handle the weight of Cotton the Clown.

Shadow Demon slides into the rind and moves the ladder close to the ropes. Shadow Demon climbs to the top of the ladder, and looks down at Cotton the Clown laid out on the announce table. Shadow Demon takes one more step up the ladder so he’s standing at the very top. Shadow Demon puts his arms to the side, then dives off with a Swanton Bomb. Shadow Demon crashes hard into Cotton the Clown, the table explodes from the impact.
“HOLY SHIT”
“HOLY SHIT”
“HOLY SHIT”

Andrew - GOOD GOD! SHADOW DEMON AND COTTON THE CLOWN ARE DEAD!

Tommy - HOLY SHIT!

Cotton the Clown begins moving, as does Shadow Demon.

Andrew - How the hell are these two still alive?

Tommy - These are two of the toughest men in the entire world!

Shadow Demon gets to his feet first. Shadow Demon looks down at Cotton the Clown in disbelief.

Andrew - Shadow Demon must be wondering what the hell he has to do to beat Cotton the Clown.

Tommy - HE’S GETTING UP!

Cotton the Clown begins getting up, stumbling around in the table wreckage before finally standing upright. Shadow Demon fires of several punches to the face of Cotton the Clown. Cotton the Clown punches Shadow Demon once sending him flaying back. Shadow Demon grabs a chair from the time keep, he acts likes he’s still dazed from the punch, Cotton the Clown walks towards Shadow Demon who turns around and bends the chair over the head of Cotton the Clown. Cotton the Clown staggers slightly. Shadow Demon pulls the chair back and swings it as hard as he can again, this time he busts Cotton the Clown open, but Cotton the Clown still doesn’t fall. Shadow Demon swings the chair again, this time Cotton the Clown punches the steel chair out of Shadow Demon’s hands.
Andrew - He blocked a chair shot with a single punch.

Cotton the Clown grabs Shadow Demon by the throat and choke slams him on the ringside floor. Cotton the Clown looks at the ring steps. Cotton the Clown lifts Shadow Demon and whips him towards the steps, Shadow Demon hit’s the steps head and shoulder first, smashing against the steel steps hard. Cotton the Clown lifts Shadow Demon up. Cotton the Clown removes the ring steps, then positions Shadow Demon against the ring post. Cotton the Clown lifts the ring steps and throws them at Shadow Demon who barely dives out of the way as the steps crash into the post. Shadow Demon slides into the ring, Cotton the Clown follows him.
Tommy - Cotton the Clown was trying to kill Shadow Demon with those ring steps.

Shadow Demon climbs the ladder and dives at Cotton the Clown as soon as he enters the ring, Cotton the Clown catches Shadow Demon and locks in a bear hug. Shadow Demon covers his mouth as Cotton the Clown squeezes as hard as he can.
Andrew - This could be it, will Shadow Demon scream?

Tommy - I’ don’t know, but he might have to unless he wants to be broken.

Cotton the Clown cranks on the bear hug. Shadow Demon bites the bloody forehead of Cotton the Clown, Cotton the Clown releases the bear hug and backs away as blood pours into Cotton the Clown’s eyes. Shadow Demon jumps on the back of Cotton the Clown and locks in a sleeper hold.

Andrew - Well, putting Cotton to sleep probably isn’t the best idea, unless maybe Shadow Demon is going to try for a pin.

Tommy - he might have too.

Cotton the Clown runs around trying to get Shadow Demon off his back. Cotton the Clown touches the ladder, then begins climbing.

Andrew - What the hell is Cotton the Clown doing?

Tommy - I have no idea!

Cotton the Clown climbs higher on the ladder. Shadow Demon releases the Sleeper hold, and moves to the other side of the ladder. Shadow Demon elbows the wound of Cotton the Clown. Cotton the Clown grabs Shadow Demon by the throat. Shadow Demon hooks the head of Cotton the Clown and connects the Shadow Crusher. Shadow Demon lands across the top rope. Cotton the Clown falls backwards off the ladder, then crashes right through the middle of the ring, leaving an huge hole.

“HOLY SHIT”
“HOLY SHIT”
“HOLY SHIT”

Andrew - Cotton the Clown went through the ring!

[Ding Ding Ding]

Tommy - The referee has ended it, he says Cotton screamed!

Samantha Praxton - Here is your winner, and NEW FREEDOM CHAMPION, SHADOW DEMON!

Shadow Demon is handed the Freedom Championship. Shadow Demon kisses the championship as Candy the Clown checks on Cotton the clown.
Andrew - Did you hear Cotton the Clown scream?

Tommy - Not at all.

Andrew - Well, new champion anyway, I’m still questioning the decision though.

Tommy - If the referee says he screamed, then he screamed, regardless, we have a new Freedom Champion