He's Back!

Chris Redman
"-Here in Sydney, where No Limits Wrestling Federation competitors have been flying in all week, preparing for the event this Sunday, and kicking off their World War Tour. Behind me, you can see-"

Rick Christian watches the news reporter at work. Without warning, he begins clapping, very loudly.

:Rick Christian:
"Oh, isn't that great? Let's give Mr. Redman here a big hand!"

Redman looks off camera to see who's interrupting the broadcast. He catches sight of Rick. All the color drains from his face. Rick steps into the shot, throwing his arm around Redman, and looking into the camera.

:Rick Christian:
"How's it going, Chris, old buddy?"

:Chris Redman:
"Rick...what are you doing here?"

:Rick Christian:
"What am I doing here? I'm getting ready for Resurrection of Respect, of course!"

Chris signals to cut the camera off, stopping as soon as Rick looks at him.

:Chris Redman:
"Rick...you know you aren't supposed to be near our crew. You were fired-"

Rick's smile vanishes.

:Rick Christian:
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

He sends a hard punch across Chris's face. Redman goes down. Rick looks into the camera, the smile slowly returning to his face.

:Rick Christian:
"As Chris so kindly pointed out-"

Rick sends a hard kick to Chris's gut while still smiling at the camera.

:Rick Christian:
"-I was fired from the Television Critics Association. Why, I may never know. But I've returned. Not as a critic, no. I'm a wrestler. This week, I will be fighting the also-returning Bobby Ocean."

Rick looks around.

:Rick Christian:
"Shit."

Rick shrugs, and looks back to the camera.

:Rick Christian:
"Normally, I'm used to better technology and working conditions. Obviously Australia is yet to get with the times. So, you'll be without video.

Bobby Ocean started in NLWF just a few months ago, back when the Junior Heavyweight belt was held by Brenton Cyrus. He had a very short feud with Johnny Electric, ending in a triple threat match for the Junior belt, which was won by Tapido Delevega. After that....."

Rick stops. He thinks for a minute.

:Rick Christian:
"Nothing happened after that...Ocean disappeared. What the fuck."

:Rick Christian:
"Bobby said some interesting things. He said he's going after the Junior Heavyweight title. Okay. That's nice, Ocean. But here's the cool thing: Chuck Matthews has put both of us in that Junior Title series. Something tells me this isn't gonna be the first time I have to kick your ass.

Speaking of Chuck Matthews, you said he and Brenton Cyrus were bringing NLWF down? Ruining its integrity? Are you serious? Brenton Cyrus and Chuck Matthews are the pillars that have kept this place from rumbling. You should be thanking them on bended knee.

Oceanaries? Is that what your fans are called? No wonder I've never heard of em. Oceanaries equals No Ratings."

Rick steps off camera for a moment, and returns with a posterboard with large blocky writing on it.