What The Fuck Are You Talking About?

by Guest July 23rd 2009, 1:53 pm

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Time : 3:31 pm
Location : Hotel Room
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Camera Man
The camera's rollin now Shark.

I turned my head, looking into the camera, I cocked in a big smile and turned off the tv, I was just watching another one of Notorious Kids dramatic promos.

James Shark
Im gonna make this real short, sweet, and simple ok "Kid"?, my debut match kicked off with me beating the shit out of another man who had "Kid" in his name, he went by the name of Kid Kill, and in my debut match, I thought to myself, the Kid Shall Be Killed, and thats what happened. Wheres that Kid Kill now?

I shook my head smiling

James Shark
Ill tell you where he is, hes in some mental home, trying to figure out what the fuck his name is, I knocked him out so danm hard that he doesnt know who he is, or why hes locked in a home full of lunatics.

I smiled again, a bigger smile now.

James Shark
You say that your no longer the weak one in the match because Jamean Jaxon is in the match. Thats great Kid, thats just great. You just admitted to the whole fucking world that you were the weak one, and you still are the weak one, because Ill tell you somthing, I'd bet a win on the Sesame Street King Jamean Jaxon over you any day.

I shurgged.

James Shark
Oh and I forgot, terrific promo my friend, terrific promo, I loved the creativity, I mean when you first made your promo, we all found out you were gonna be a daddy, getting that ugly martian chloe pregnant, and when I watched the first promo, I was tearing up man, it was so heart warming, I cried and cried and cried!

I tried my best not to luagh and keep a straight face.

James Shark
I was so proud of you and your martian looking G, that I cried all day long, I cried while I was eating, I cried while I was masterbuating, fuck, I cried when I was taking a shit!

I held my luaghter in.

James Shark
And.. and now, I found out that Louis was the father!, and all I could say was... man, that bastard, you got cheated on G, how does it feel?

Now I luaghed out loud.

James Shark
You got cheated on G!, oh man, your ugly martian cheated on you with a guy with a girls name! hahahahaa, times are rough G, times are rough.

I took a couple of seconds to stop luaghing.

James Shark
In all siriousness G, acting and setting up a promo isnt your thing, your promo was just everywhere, it didnt make any fucking sense at all, the scene opened up with you getting up in the moring in your pajamas, it then all of a sudden jumped to you dressed, saying good morning to everyone, and just about then it all went downhill my friend, I honestly had to watch that peice of shit about 10 times before making this promo right now, you see my promo, it gets right to the point, you pissed me off, and Im gonna hurt you, thats the message Im trying to send, but you?, you make a promo, and you post it on NLWF.Com and broadcast it on NLWF 24/7 for the whole world to see, whats your message, hmmm, more like "My ugly girlfriend cheated on me". Greaaat message man, now what does that have to do with your match this sunday?, Ill tell you what it has to do with your match..

I began to chuckle

James Shark
You got cheated on by your G. Now this Sunday you get cheated on by the NLWF. You see, the NLWF Screwed Kid Kill by putting them in a match with a man of my level, too fast, too soon, he got his ass handed to him, and now, you mr.dramaqueen, you and your friend Black Elmo will get screwed by the NLWF, why?, because the NLWF decided that they dont need two bad rappers, so they're feeding you both to the Shark.

I chuckled again. I took out a tape recorder, and played it, it was a bit from Notorious Kid's promo.

Second will Be James Shark, James Shark, Why The Fuck have you done 9 RP’s? Only two of them count mate,

I then looked up at the camera, still confused.

James Shark
First of all, what the fuck are Rps, second of all, what "counts"?, and third, what the fuck are you talking about?

I shook my head

James Shark
daaanm dog, you are pathetic, just remember this man, this Sunday, the Kid Shall Be Killed.