Debut to be the Best

by **Brenton Cyrus** February 11th 2009, 4:33 pm

Brenton Cyrus is in his Canada Mansion reading a newspaper and drinking some coffee. His Physical Trainer approaches him and interrupts his reading…

●●○Physical Trainer○●●
Alright Brenton, are you ready to work out? I figure today we’ll start you off with a nice bike ride followed by~

Brenton Cyrus folds the newspaper and whacks the Physical Trainer across the face with it. Brenton Cyrus looks at the Physical Trainer…

■■□Brenton Cyrus□■■
Can’t you see I’m busy right now? Can’t you tell, that I don’t want to be bothered by your lack of styles and goofy ass smile? As a matter of fact, how the hell did you even get into my place?

The Physical Trainer looks up, rubbing the red mark of his face, and says…

●●○Physical Trainer○●●
Sarah gave me a key, I’m supposed to get you into ring shape. For your debut match.

Brenton Cyrus smiles, then whacks him across the face with the newspaper even harder…

■■□Brenton Cyrus□■■
I’m fighting a nobody, someone on the same level as a loser like you. Do you understand? I have a personal gym in this enormous house, hell, I have a full court basketball gym! You struggle to pay your mediocre rent in your one bedroom apartment. While I own this Mansion and another Mansion. You are just like NC-17 and I made you look like a bitch, just imagine what I plan to do to him. Plus I was up at 5AM and I already did my entire workout, probably before your lazy ass was even awake, You are fired, give me my key and get the hell out of my house you lowlife scum.

The Physical Trainer, places the key on the table, as he does Brenton Cyrus whacks him with the newspaper one more time. The Physical Trainer rubs the now bleeding cut on his face and storms away. AS he does an unidentified woman pops her head out from under the dining room table…

●●○Unidentified Woman○●●
That was a close one, if Sarah ever found out~

Brenton Cyrus looks at the woman, then whacks her across the face with the newspaper…

■■□Brenton Cyrus□■■
Bitch, you aren’t finished. Damn, he was a great Physical Trainer too, hurry up so I can do my workout already.

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■■□Brenton Cyrus□■■
So this week, in my official debut I take on NC-17.

Brenton Cyrus sits in a custom made room for Interviews, Segments, and other NLWF related Television Segments…

■■□Brenton Cyrus□■■
And if I beat NC-17 I’ll go to the Junior Heavyweight Championship Fatal Four Way match at the NLWF’s next Pay Per View New Era. Well guess what? I don’t care who I’m booked against, this is exactly what I need to achieve to get the respect and admiration I deserve for such a courageous career move. Once I capture this Junior Heavyweight Championship, all the people who thought this was a bad idea of mine will be proven wrong, because that’s what I do, it’s what I always do, I prove people wrong!
Just look at my North Mason High School Musicals, did anyone think I would be a major star? Hell no, they looked at me like some kind of fagot, well guess what? I’ve gotten more ass since those stupid movies came out then Johnny Styles when he was in the JWF. So NC-17 what do you have going for you? A deadly does of loses, and a gimmick that’s as weak as Max Payne was! What the hell makes you think you can redeem yourself in this low speed race to Junior Heavyweight greatness?
You Can’t! You Suck! You need a new career path.
Just because you think you can handle yourself against, just an actor, doesn’t mean you can. Take a look at me, I’m ripped, cut, toned, and one of the most ruthless to ever decide to step into a wrestling ring. I’ll break your face against my carved from stone abs, just to prove a point. What makes me a dangerous wrestler, a dangerous competitor is that I don’t give a shit what happens to you. You see while most wrestlers, try not top hurt there opponent to bad, I do try.
I’ll power bomb you right on the top of your head if it means I win the match and walk away, alive.
So while guys like King Hardcore want to take shots at me, they should realize, I’m half your age and three times as good, but since I’m talking to King Hardcore I better not make him do math, it might kill him. King Hardcore, in simple terms, I’m better than you!
I’m better than all of you!