Direct Hit XIX: 7-18-09

Demetrius Randall is walking towards his limo, he has a smile on his face, as he tries to open the door to his limo he relizes its locked, he has a confused look on his face, he then walks over to the driver side of the limo and begins to tap the window, after a few times of tapping the window he relizes the limo driver isnt inside.

[Demetrius Randall]
Where the hell could he be..?

Demetrius Randall turned around a few times looking for the driver but he was nowhere in sight, he then looked in the window screen, trying to look through it but instead he could only see his reflection, he began to stare deeply into the reelection then noticing a shadowy figure behind him, he began to study it, trying to come up with what it was, the figure than began moving toward him, the shadow disapearing and appearing to be James Shark with his arms crossed smiling.

Demetrius Randall immediately turned around, staring right at James Shark.

[James Shark]
I aired a promo, interupting you and telling the universe Confidence would return soon, what did you do about it Randall?, you ignored it like it was nothing, and now your right infront of confidence.

Demetrius Randall smiled, a bright smile, showing no fear.

[Demetrius Randall]
Maybe because it wasn't so important, you have been walking around like your the shit James, and here I am, first time ever standing right in front of you, and you know what I see James?

[James Shark]
The man stopping you from gaining the Universal Championship?

James Shark cocked a smile, walking towards Demetrius, Demetrius got his fist in a ball, getting ready for anything that James Shark had planned.

[Demetrius Randall]
Nope. I see a big joke, you seem to be pretty proud of yourself just for knocking out a nobody in your debut match, a nobody backstage, catching Aaron off guard backstage, then beating Aaron down when he was already down on fusion, Resurrection of Respect is gonna be your real match shark.

James Shark smiled looking down at Demetrius's fist, he then looked back up at Demetrius shaking his head.

[James Shark]
Well Randall.. if Resurrection of Respect is gonna be my real match, then Resurrection of Respect is gonna be your funeral

James Shark then spit right in the left eye of Demetrius, causing Demetrius to grab his eyes, trying to wipe off the saliva, James Shark then capitalized, punching him right in the jaw, a huge right hand the knocked him off his feet and into the pavement, James Shark then smiled, and got on his knees, lightly slapping Demetrius's right cheek.

[James Shark]
consider yourself warned.



- Josh Williams [vs] Tyler Lucas -

"Remember the Name" by Fort Minor is heard around the arena as it falls on complete darkness. Two lime green lasers stream down from the roof and start to aimlessly circle around the entrance area. When the song kicks in fully we hear a loud bang and two bright white fireworks explode on either side of the entrance way. On that cue Josh Williams appears on the stage area, smiling and looking at the fans for a second. He then begins to casually make his way down to the ring by guide of a single spotlight, pumping up the crowd as he goes. When he gets to the end of the ramp he looks at the ring, and then to either side of him cracks another smile and slides under the bottom rope. He then walks to the centre of the ring, and kneels down. He leans back slightly and thrusts his arms into the air, as he does this four bright white 'Kane style' flares fire out of each ring post. As they settle Josh Williams rises back to his feet.

Samantha Praxton: Introducing first, from Blackpool, England, weighing in at 228 pounds, JOSH WILIAMMMSSS!!!

The lights start to flicker as REDRUM MURDER - 50 CENT comes over the PA system. The lights go comepletely out and when they come back on Tyler Lucas is standing at the top of the entrance ramp. He stands there for a second and then slowly makes his way to the ring.
Samantha Praxton: And his opponent, from New York, weighing in at 175 pounds, TYLERR LUCASSS!!!

The bell rings to signal the beginning of the match. Josh Williams clotheslines Tyler Lucas. Josh Williams dropkicks Tyler Lucas. Josh Williams lifts Tyler Lucas into a DDT. Josh Williams poses for the crowd. Tyler Lucas gets to his feet. Tyler Lucas charges at Josh Williams. Josh Williams takes him down into a sharpshooter. Josh Williams wrenches back but Tyler Lucas manages to grab the ropes. Josh Williams on his feet. Tyler Lucas standing now. Josh Williams whips Tyler Lucas across the ring. Josh Williams takes Tyler Lucas down with a sidewalk slam.

Andrew: High impact move by Josh Williams there.

Josh Williams signals to the crowd, before locking in Lights Out. Tyler Lucas struggles for a few moments before tapping out.

Tommy: Short and sweet!

Andrew: Josh Williams makes short work of Lucas here tonight.

Aaron O’Shea is backstage talking with his girlfriend Alison Williams.

Aaron O’Shea
So yeah babe, I’ll bring you out tonight for some dinner then we can go back to my place okay?

Alison Williams
Oh Aaron me likey.

Notorious K.I.D. walks by carrying a cup of coffee, and trips over a bottle of water that was dropped on the floor. His cup of coffee lands on the back of Aaron O’Shea.

Aaron O’Shea
Ahhhh fuck! What the shit? You, you motherfucker get back here.

Aaron chases K.I.D. down the hallway for dropping his coffee on him. They are both very fast and agile. KID runs and frontflips over a stack of boxes in the hall and continues running almost as if nothing were there. Aaron vaults himself over it and continues. Both men showing there gymnastic capabilities.

KID continues running and reaches a ladder he runs up it with ease. To the next floor of the back stage area. Aaron who quickly follows forgets the ladder and free runs up and grabs the ledge, then pulls himself and continues the chase.

The Notorious K.I.D
I didn’t mean it Aaron jesus!

Aaron O’Shea
You fucking asshole I know you did.

Aaron begins to catch up to Notorious K.I.D. but he makes a swift turn around the corner but runs into a dead. Aaron chasing him down to the end, KID runs up the wall and backflips over Aaron who the does the exact same thing and again chases KID down.

Both men have reached the crowd area outside the actual arena area. KID runs into Entrance B and runs down through the crowd towards the ring. Aaron runs through Entrance C and sees KID almost at the ring, he doesn’t see a way to catch him, but then has an idea. Aaron jumps from the ledge of the upper tier and lands on top of the lower tier fans. Aaron crowd surfs all the way down to the ringside area. The two men meet at either side of the ring apron.

Aaron smiles at KID. They both get in the middle of the ring, both out of breath from the non-stop chase. They both regain some energy and square off, the electricity in the air as these two. The most death defying wrestlers in the company are about to fight.

Security comes into the ring and leads the both men backstage completely killing the mood for the fans, and the two men just lock eyes as they are lead their separate ways backstage.

- Jamean Jaxon [vs] Tantrum -

Jamean Jaxon comes out holding up the KC sign on both
hands. he then proceeds to bust out a dance on the ramp. then he walks
up to the ring with a pimp walk. when in the ring he starts dancing
again until his opponent comes out.

Samantha Praxton: Introducing first, from Kansas City, MO, weighing in at 225 pounds, JEMEANNN JAXONNN!!!

Stronger by Kanye West hits the arena speakers, the crowd cheer as Tantrum walks through the entrance curtain. Tantrum walks down the ramp giving some of the fans some high fives, they start to chant his name. Tantrum then enters the ring and waits for his opponent.

Samantha Praxton: And his opponent, from New York, weighing in at 175 pounds, TANTRUMMM

Both men circle each other in the centre of the ring. Tantrum charges at Jamean Jaxon. Tantrum and Jamean Jaxon lock up. Jamean Jaxon applies a side headlock.Tantrum kicks Jamean Jaxon in the mid section. Tantrum whips Jamean Jaxon off the ropes. Tantrum drops Jamean Jaxon with a spinning heel kick.Tantrum gets to his feet. Jamean Jaxon standing now. Jamean Jaxon hits Tantrum with a hurrcanrana. Jamean Jaxon stomps Tantrum. Tantrum climbs to his feet. Jamean Jaxon whips Tantrum across the ring. Tantrum hits a high impact clothesline.

Andrew: That clothesline knocked Jaxon right off his feet!

Tantrum moves to his feet. Jamean Jaxon standing now. Tantrum chops Jamean Jaxon across the chest. Jamean Jaxon punches Tantrum in the face. Jamean Jaxon suplexes Tantrum. Jamean Jaxon locks in an armbar, but Tantrum rolls out of it. Tantrum dropkicks Jamean Jaxon. Jamean Jaxon stands up. Tantrum headbutts Jamean Jaxon. Tantrum whips Jamean Jaxon into the corner. Tantrum charges at Jamean Jaxon but he reverses it by moving out the way. Jamean Jaxon superplexes Tantrum. Jamean Jaxon covers Tantrum 1..2..Kickout.

Tommy: Close but no cigar.

Andrew: Jamean Jaxon needs to keep the pressure on here.

Jamean Jaxon moves to his feet. Tantrum standing now. Jemean Jaxon elbow smashes Tantrum. Jamean Jaxon clotheslines Tantrum over the top rope and out to the outside. Jamean Jaxon slides out under the bottom rope.

1..

2..Jamean Jaxon bounces Tantrum’s head off the ring barrier.

3..

4..

5..Jamean Jaxon throws Tantrum back into the ring.

Jamean Jaxon covers Tantrum 1..2..Kickout.

Tommy: Jamean Jaxon almost takes out Tantrum.

Andrew: Tantrum has to find some way back into this match before too late!

Jamean Jaxon pulls Tantrum to his feet. Tantrum nails Jamean Jaxon with a European uppercut. Tantrum bounces Jamean Jaxon’s head off of the turnbuckle. Tantrum hip tosses Jamean Jaxon. Tantrum picks Jamean Jaxon up and body slams him. Tantrum climbs the turnbuckle. Tantrum leaps off for a moonsault, but Jamean Jaxon counters it by rolling out the way. Jamean Jaxon climbs to his feet. Tantrum on his feet now. Jamean Jaxon tries to clothesline Tantrum, but to no avail as Tantrum ducks under it. Tantrum kicks Jamean Jaxon in the midsection. Tantrum attempts Tantrumafied but Jamean Jaxon counters it into a T-bone suplex. Jamean Jaxon covers 1..2..Kickout!

Tommy: Soo close!

Jamean Jaxon lifts Tantrum to his feet. Tantrum suddenly bursts to life, hitting and enziguri on Jamean Jaxon. Tantrum runs across the ring, and nails a legdrop onto Jamean Jaxon. Jamean Jaxon now standing. Tantrum punches Jamean Jaxon. Jamean Jaxon punches Tantrum. Tantrum knees Jamean Jaxon in the gut. Tantrum piledrives Jamean Jaxon. Tantrum climbs out onto the ring apron. Tantrum leaps off the ropes, looking for a clothesline, but Jamean Jaxon counters it into the KC Krak. Jamean Jaxon covers Tantrum 1..2..3!

Andrew: And that does it, Jamean Jaxon takes the win in a hard fought match!



Aaron O’Shea is seen walking down the hallways. He is making his way towards the ring for his match with Swan Lee for the No Limits Championship.

Chuck Matthews runs from out of nowhere and lifts Aaron up driving him into the nearby wall. Chuck continues to punch Aaron in the back of the head as he still doesn’t know what just happened. Aaron is still up against the wall as Chuck beats him down, but is able to turn himself so he is head on with the “Sex Icon”. The two trade blows for a moment then Aaron comes out on top a pulls Chuck by the hair towards the wall. Aaron slams Chucks head against the concrete and taunts him to get up.

Aaron O’Shea
Get up Chuck, you think it’s funny attacking me? Do you?

Chuck punches Aaron in the stomach when he walks towards him. Chuck the gets up and throws Aaron across a nearby table knocking water bottles and equipment off with him.
Chuck stalks Aaron and continues to abuse him.

Chuck Matthews
Yeah bitch it’s my title at the PPV. The Sex Icon will be king.

Aaron low blows Chuck and throws him into the side of thrash can.

Aaron O’Shea
Try being Sex Icon without your balls, Bitch!

Chuck gets up again and the two men continue to trade serious punches and forearms.
Aaron pushes Chuck into the wall and punches then Chuck turns and does the same thing.
Security eventually come and separate the two men, but the keep breaking through and run at each other.

Chuck Matthews
Aaron your mine at the PPV you humiliate me and now you will fucking suffer the Hollywood Impact. Then your girlfriend will suffer my massive dick. Not for the first time eh?

Aaron O’Shea
Oh yeah all talk Chuck as fucking usual.

Aarons music hits for his match so he is forced to leave the scene.

Aaron O’Shea
Yeah you lucky fucker I was about to kick your teeth in.

Aaron leaves and the cameras switch to the entrance ramp for the match





- No Limit Championship -
- Swan Lee [vs] Aaron O’Shea -

Samantha Praxton - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 200 pounds, from Dublin, Ireland, Aaron O'Shea!!!

Lights go green and "The Prodigy's- You'll be under my wheels" plays as a countdown apears on screen, when it reaches zero sparks explode from the titan tron and the camera fixates back to Aaron O'Shea as he is raised up from underneath the ramp, with his back turned. He turns when the lights flash to normal, then he runs to the ring and climbs to the top turnbuckle and backflips off.

Samantha Praxton - and his opponent, weighing in at 200 pounds, from Queens, New York, Swan Lee!!!

"It's Raining Men" starts to play as several members of the cosplay community comes out dressed as characters from Macross Plus. Swan comes out as his favorite character Ranka Lee as they all have mics in hand singing the song in unison and dancing. Swan motions to for everyone to clap their hands as dances down the ramp with crew in tow. They get into the ring and do a choreographed routine as they rip away his dress revealing gloves and fight shorts. He bows as the all bow together and the entourage leaves.

(the bell rings)

[Swan Lee pulls Aaron O'Shea's hair. Swan Lee slaps Aaron O'Shea. ]

Tommy - Swan Lee executes a slap.

Now Swan Lee standing. Aaron O'Shea gets thrown into the turnbuckle. Swan Lee comes over and smashes Aaron O'Shea's head into it. Swan Lee kicks Aaron O'Shea in the groin. Swan Lee picks up Aaron O'Shea and delivers a bone crunching shoulderbreaker. Swan Lee goes for a Rainbow Splash but Aaron O'Shea dodges the attack. Aaron O'Shea stands up. Aaron O'Shea hiptosses Swan Lee. ]

Andrew - Swan Lee takes another hiptoss.

[Swan Lee pulls Aaron O'Shea's hair. Swan Lee throws Aaron O'Shea to the corner, Aaron O'Shea runs up and leaps off with a second Whisper in the wind. ]

Swan Lee gets back to his feet. Aaron O'Shea gets up. Swan Lee jabs Aaron O'Shea. ]

Tommy - Aaron O'Shea takes a jab.

[Swan Lee hiptosses Aaron O'Shea. ]

Andrew – hiptoss mania here tonight!

[Aaron O'Shea is up again. Aaron O'Shea takes Swan Lee down with a Slice Drop. Aaron O'Shea covers Swan Lee. The ref starts the count. ...1 Swan Lee kicks out. ]

[Swan Lee is back on his feet. Swan Lee hits Aaron O'Shea with an inverted atomic drop. ]

Andrew - I wish every match could be like this!

[Swan Lee executes a piledriver on Aaron O'Shea. Aaron O'Shea climbs to his feet. Swan Lee missile dropkicks Aaron O'Shea. Swan Lee is back on his feet. Aaron O'Shea punches Swan Lee repeatedly. Aaron O'Shea sucks chants start in the crowd. Aaron O'Shea bounces Swan Lee off the ropes and clotheslines him. Aaron O'Shea hooks the head of Swan Lee and drops him with a Dublin Dominator. Aaron O'Shea covers Swan Lee hooking the leg. Edwin Dale counts the pin. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]

Tommy - Aaron O'Shea has won the match and has ended his one day stint without a championship!

Samantha Praxton - The winner of this match, and NEW! No Limits Champion, Aaron O'Shea!!!

James Shark stands in the center of the ramp smiling, Aaron looks at him, then looks at his No Limit Championship, he then begins to nod his head, as if now he’s ready for James, James mumbles a couple of words and the fans begin to cheer in anticipation, James Shark slides into the ring and cocks a smile, and now Aaron and James begin a stare down and Aaron holds up his No Limits Title and Shark begins to clap, he then asks for a microphone

[James Shark]
Congratulations Shemale. You defeated one of your kind and you are now holding the No Limits Championship, for that I applaud you, but now your looking right into my eyes, and I gotta tell you, from experience, every time you've looked into my eyes, you've been knocked out cold only seconds later, how does that make you feel... champ?

Aaron drops his title and walks straight to James, he throws a huge right hook and it lands, knocking James Shark off guard, and off his feet, the fans cheer loudly, and Aaron gets on top of James throwing vicious lefts and rights, but James brushes them off, security begin to run down the ramp, and as Aaron looks up at the security that’s coming, he gets distracted for a second and James hits him back with a big headbutt, knocking Aaron off of him, James then gets up and begins to kick Aaron, not letting him get up, the security guards then takes James Shark off Aaron, and as that happens Aaron gets up, security free, and starts swinging at Shark who cant defend himself due to the security guards, Aaron then gets manhandled by 8 security guards who take him to the floor, and James immediately tries to take advantage, shoving security guards off of him he tries to get on top of Aaron but more security guards show up and make sure the two are completely separated.

Andrew - We just received word that Jessica Vestieri has ordered security to remove James Shark from the building!

Tommy - Please, no more trouble from that loud mouth!


- Shadow Demon [vs] Chuck Matthews -

Samantha Praxton - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 245 pounds, from Unknown, Shadow Demon!!!

The arena lights go off as the intro to "The Blister Exists" plays. Shadow Demon walks out and pauses. When the intro finishes he raises his hands as pyro's go off on either side of him. He walks slowly down the ramp and climbs in the ring.

Samantha Praxton - and his opponent, weighing in at 220 pounds, from Chicago, Illinois, Chuck Matthews!!!

Stare and wonder who's here to bring you down
Find your martyr, I'm sure you've made the crown
So light a fire under my bones, so when
I die for you, at least I'll die alone

Chuck Matthews walks out from behind the curtain. He stands on the stage, and stands with his arms outstretched, taking in the cheers of the crowd.

Ain't nothing for me to end up like this
There's no comparing me this time

Chuck walks down the ramp. He winks and flashes grins at the women in the front row as he walks. He gets down to the ring and hops up on the apron. He rests his arms on the top rope and stands with his waist out. He grins at the reactions.

All my heores have now become ghosts
Sold their sorrows to the ones who paid the most
All my heroes are dead and gone
But down inside of me, they still live on

Chuck climbs into the ring. He blows a kiss to a woman sitting front row, and winks at her. He points to his crotch and grins again.

They're all dead and gone

(ding, ding, ding)

Shadow Demon hiptosses Chuck Matthews. Chuck Matthews is back on his feet. Chuck Matthews kicks Shadow Demon in the stomach. Now Shadow Demon standing. Chuck Matthews hiptosses Shadow Demon. Shadow Demon gets back to his feet. Chuck Matthews kicks Shadow Demon in the stomach. Chuck Matthews kicks Shadow Demon on the mat. Shadow Demon climbs to his feet. Shadow Demon bounces Chuck Matthews off the ropes and faceslams him onto the mat. Chuck Matthews gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Shadow Demon. Shadow Demon is back on his feet. Chuck Matthews moves back to his feet. Chuck Matthews hits Shadow Demon with an elbowdrop. Chuck Matthews goes for a pin. Edwin Dale counts the pin. ...1 ...2 Shadow Demon escapes. ]

Tommy - Chuck Matthews should have known better than to try for a pin at this point in the match.

[Shadow Demon is up again. Shadow Demon bounces Chuck Matthews off the ropes and hits him with a jumping clothesline. ]

Andrew - That jumping clothesline was very good.

[Indian deathlock applied by Shadow Demon. Edwin Dale is checking for a tap out. ... Chuck Matthews is fighting the hold. ... Shadow Demon tightens the hold. Shadow Demon breaks the hold. Shadow Demon climbs to the top of the turnbuckle and executes the diving headbutt on Chuck Matthews. Shadow Demon gets up. Shadow Demon goes for a pin. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 Chuck Matthews escapes. ]

Tommy - We almost had a winner.

[Chuck Matthews kicks Shadow Demon in the back of the leg. Shadow Demon with a headbutt on Chuck Matthews. Shadow Demon uses a closed fist on Chuck Matthews. Chuck Matthews hiptosses Shadow Demon. Chuck Matthews hits Shadow Demon with an elbowdrop. Chuck Matthews kicks Shadow Demon on the mat. ]

Tommy - stomp!

[Chuck Matthews covers Shadow Demon hooking the leg. Edwin Dale counts. ...1 ...2 Shadow Demon escapes. ]

Andrew - He should have just stayed on the attack.

[Shadow Demon gets back to his feet. Chuck Matthews kicks Shadow Demon in the back of the leg. Shadow Demon gets snap suplexed by Chuck Matthews. ]

Tommy - That snap suplex shaking his body.

[Chuck Matthews climbs to his feet. Chuck Matthews goes for a figure four. Edwin Dale asks Shadow Demon if he quits. ... Shadow Demon is fighting the hold. ... ... (AHHHH!) ... Shadow Demon is fighting the hold. Chuck Matthews breaks the hold. ]

Andrew - Chuck Matthews with a devastating move there.

[Chuck Matthews hits Shadow Demon with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Chuck Matthews covers Shadow Demon. Referee Edwin Dale makes the count. ...1 ...2 Shadow Demon kicks out. ]

Tommy - Not even close!

[Chuck Matthews kicks Shadow Demon in the back of the leg. Chuck Matthews hiptosses Shadow Demon. Chuck Matthews stomps Shadow Demon's head. Shadow Demon moves back to his feet.

[Chuck Matthews kicks Shadow Demon in the back of the leg. ]

Tommy - Chuck Matthews executes a strong kick.

[Shadow Demon climbs to his feet. Chuck Matthews dropkicks Shadow Demon to the knee. Chuck Matthews puts Shadow Demon in a reverse chin lock. Edwin Dale asks Shadow Demon if he quits. ... Chuck Matthews tightens the hold. ... Chuck Matthews breaks the hold. Chuck Matthews hits Shadow Demon with the spinebuster slam. Chuck Matthews climbs to his feet.]

Tommy - Who will win this contest?

[Shadow Demon is back on his feet. Shadow Demon hits a spinning leg lariat on Chuck Matthews sending him to the mat. Chuck Matthews gets back to his feet . Shadow Demon dropkicks Chuck Matthews to the face. Shadow Demon is up again. Chuck Matthews is up again. ]

Andrew - This is quality sports entertainment!

[Shadow Demon nails Chuck Matthews with a springboard dropkick. ]

Tommy - Nice springboard dropkick by Shadow Demon.

[Chuck Matthews gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Shadow Demon. Shadow Demon gets back to his feet. Chuck Matthews gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Shadow Demon. Shadow Demon climbs to his feet. Chuck Matthews gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Shadow Demon. Shadow Demon gets back to his feet. Chuck Matthews gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Shadow Demon.

Tommy- Both men trading with vicious elbow smashes.

Shadow Demon is back on his feet. Now Chuck Matthews standing. Chuck Matthews grabs Shadow Demon's head and DDT's him on the mat. Chuck Matthews stomps Shadow Demon's head. Shadow Demon is back on his feet. Chuck Matthews kicks Shadow Demon in the stomach. Shadow Demon gets back to his feet. Chuck Matthews kicks Shadow Demon in the back of the leg. Chuck Matthews hits Shadow Demon with an elbowdrop. ]

Andrew - Chuck Matthews with an elbowdrop.

[Chuck Matthews climbs to his feet. Chuck Matthews stomps Shadow Demon's head. Shadow Demon gets up. Chuck Matthews hiptosses Shadow Demon. Chuck Matthews hits Shadow Demon with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Chuck Matthews kicks Shadow Demon on the mat. ]

Tommy - Shadow Demon takes another stomp, he’ll be feeling that in the morning.

[Chuck Matthews hits Shadow Demon with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle again. Shadow Demon gets up. Shadow Demon nails the bridging back suplex on Chuck Matthews. Shadow Demon chants start. Shadow Demon gets back to his feet. Shadow Demon hooks Chuck Matthews in the abdominal stretch. The referee is checking the situation. ... ... Shadow Demon tightens the hold. ... Chuck Matthews trys to escape. ... Shadow Demon tightens the hold. Chuck Matthews escapes. Shadow Demon leg drops Chuck Matthews. Chuck Matthews gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Shadow Demon. Shadow Demon stands up. Now Chuck Matthews standing. Shadow Demon drives a forearm into the head of Chuck Matthews. Shadow Demon comes from behind and bulldogs Chuck Matthews. Shadow Demon gets back to his feet. Shadow Demon connects the Shadow Crusher on Chuck Matthews. Shadow Demon covers Chuck Matthews hooking the leg. Referee Edwin Dale makes the count. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]

Andrew - Shadow Demon just got a bog win here on Direct Hit. Which could give him a lot of confidence going into the big PPV!

Samantha Praxton - The winner of this match, Shadow Demon!!!


The scene cuts to the backstage where Delirium is seen preparing for his match with Brenton Cyrus and Mexican Samurai. He crack his neck and then his former partner, Aaron O’Shea walks in and goes head to head with him.

Aaron O’Shea
So, Mr. O’Sullivan. I see you have got a new wardrobe have we? You think this going to scare people now. Grr, I’m Delirium, I am a cheap imitation f the Havoc gimmick. Brenton Cyrus will fall at my hands. Come on dude get a fucking clue will you. You can dress up in scary clothes all you fucking want but it doesn’t change the fact that you’re a pathetic paedophile loser who will never amount to anything. Where as me, I am going to become the new No Limits Champion. Then move on to the PPV and become the Undisputed Universal Champion.

Aaron O’Shea
Shit you were in the match. But you suck so much they have to make you qualify twice. Any back to your whack clothes. What were you thinking man.

Aaron O’Shea
You know there’s and old but hilarious saying. You can polish a turd, but it will always be a turd.

Delirium begins to move forward more and push Aarons head backwards with his.

Aaron O’Shea
Oh scary, see ya in the cage biatch! Well if you make it to the cage? Later!

Aaron winks at Delirium and walks out with a smug look on his face as an angered Delirium continues to prepare for his match later on in the night.

James Shark is seen in the Direct Hit Parking lot, hes walking over to his car rental until he hears someone cough behind him, he turns around only to see Notorious Kid coughing, heading back to the arena, James Shark smiles, a cocky smile, a dangerous smile, an evil smile.

[James Shark]
Hey yo kid

Notorious Kid turns around to see James Shark behind him, his smile fades away, and he backs away slowly, and James Shark smiles.

[Notorious KID]
What the hell do you want man?

James Sharks smile grows

[James Shark]
I just want to talk to you man

[Notorious KID]
About what?

[James Shark]
About your qualifying match man.

[Notorious KID]
Ok whatever Shark, just make it quick ok?

Notorious Kid walks towards James all cool, showing no fear, he finally gets real close to James

[Notorious KID]
So what about it?

[James Shark]
do you even know whats gonna happen if you beat Delirium and get into the Triple Cage Match?

[Notorious KID]
What?

[James Shark]
It looks like this..

James Shark hits a huge right hand over the skull of Notorious Kid knocking him off his feet, he then grabs his crotch and smiles, taunting Notorious Kid, he then turns around and heads over to his car rental whistling as if nothing happened




Razor's Edge Championship
Tournament of Chaos -Finals-
- Brenton Cyrus [vs] The Mexican Samurai [vs] Delirium -

Samantha Praxton - This match is for the Razor‘s Edge Championship! Coming to the ring first, weighing in at 205 pounds, from Des Moines, Iowa, He is the World Heavyweight Wrestling Champion, the Rated [R] Champion, and one half of the Undisputed Tag Team champions, Please welcome, Brenton Cyrus!!!

Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see Armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will.
I sure could use a vacation from this

Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks

The fans of Legacy explode into cheers as Brenton Cyrus walks out onto the stage with the World Heavyweight Wrestling Championship thrown over his shoulder.

Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any fucking time. Any fucking day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

Brenton Cyrus walks down to the ring

Fret for your figure and
Fret for your latte and
Fret for your lawsuit and
Fret for your hairpiece and
Fret for your prozac and
Fret for your pilot and
Fret for your contract and
Fret for your car.

Brenton Cyrus walks up the rings steps and enters the ring

It's a
Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks

Samantha Praxton - The second in this three way match, weighing in at 210 pounds, from Los Angeles, CA, he is the current Universal Champion, the Respect Champion, and one half of the Undisputed Tag Team champions, The Mexican Samurai!!!

The Mexican Samurai comes out with a smile on his face as the crowd showers him with attention. "Take Me Out" by Franz Ferdinand blares throughout the PA system as he makes his way to the middle of the ring. Samurai takes off his outfit before flashing his mouth guard to the camera and placing it in his mouth. He smiles and rolls into the ring, Samurai gets onto to the middle turnbuckle and poses.

Samantha Praxton - And third, weighing in at 200 pounds, from Munster, Ireland, Delirium!!!

The lights go off, when the lights turn back on, Delirium is in the middle of the ring praying.

(the bell rings)

Andrew - This match will crown a Razor’s Edge Champion.

Delirium chops Brenton Cyrus. Brenton Cyrus laughs at Delirium then tosses him over the top rope to the ground below. Brenton Cyrus turns smacks the taste out of The Mexican Samurai.]

Andrew - Brenton Cyrus just smacked The Mexican Samurai across the face.

[Brenton Cyrus spits in the face of The Mexican Samurai, most of it hitting him in the right eye.]

Tommy - This is unbelievable!

Andrew - The disrespect in astonishing, these two men are tag team champs together.

[The Mexican Samurai throws a punch at Brenton Cyrus who blocks it and unloads a flurry of strikes on The Mexican Samurai.]

Andrew - Brenton Cyrus is pummeling The Mexican Samurai!

[Brenton Cyrus sends The Mexican Samurai to the corner and runs in with a clothesline. The Mexican Samurai drops down In the corner. Brenton Cyrus places his foot on the face of The Mexican Samurai. Brenton Cyrus begins to face wash The Mexican Samurai with his foot. Brenton Cyrus runs to the ropes and charges back delivering a vicious foot to the face of The Mexican Samurai. Delirium runs into the ring and baseball slide dropkicks The Mexican Samurai down In the corner.]

Tommy - The Mexican Samurai is getting his ass kicked!

[Brenton Cyrus clotheslines Delirium. Brenton Cyrus lifts The Mexican Samurai out of the corner and picture perfect dropkicks him to the face. ]

Tommy - Brenton Cyrus doesn’t care about Delirium in this match, all he wants is The Mexican Samurai.

[Brenton Cyrus throws The Mexican Samurai shoulder first into the ring post.

Andrew - The Mexican Samurai might have a dislocated shoulder!

[Brenton Cyrus tackles The Mexican Samurai and pummels his head. The Mexican Samurai gets hit with DDT from Brenton Cyrus. Edwin Dale counts the pin. ...1 The Mexican Samurai escapes. ]

Andrew - You just can't win this early in a match. Especially with an opponent like The Mexican Samurai.

[The Mexican Samurai climbs to his feet. Brenton Cyrus super kicks The Mexican Samurai.]

Tommy - Super kick from Brenton Cyrus!

[Brenton Cyrus gets back to his feet. Brenton Cyrus delivers a spinning backbreaker to The Mexican Samurai. Brenton Cyrus climbs to his feet. Delirium starts to get up. Brenton Cyrus punt kicks Delirium.]

Andrew - My God!! Brenton Cyrus with a punt kick to the skull of Delirium!

[Brenton Cyrus laughs at The Mexican Samurai.]

“Fuck‘em up Cyrus Fuck‘em up!”
“Fuck‘em up Cyrus Fuck‘em up!”
“Fuck‘em up Cyrus Fuck‘em up!”

Tommy - Oh, no!

[Brenton Cyrus smiles. The Mexican Samurai starts to get up and Brenton Cyrus charges at him but stops before the kick.]

Andrew - He can’t do it!

Tommy - I guess Brenton Cyrus does have morals.

[Brenton Cyrus drags The Mexican Samurai out of the ring. Brenton Cyrus rips apart the announce table, clearing off the top. Brenton Cyrus puts The Mexican Samurai on top of the announce table. Brenton Cyrus takes a TV monitor and bashes it into the forehead of The Mexican Samurai.]

Tommy - What the hell is Brenton Cyrus going to do?

Andrew - who knows at this point!

[Brenton Cyrus climbs back into the ring and to the top rope. Brenton Cyrus raises his arms and leaps off the top rope soaring through the air before delivering an elbow into the sternum of The Mexican Samurai, shattering through the announce table! ]

Andrew - OH MY GOD!

“HOLY SHIT”
“HOLY SHIT”

[Brenton Cyrus pulls The Mexican Samurai off the broken table. Brenton Cyrus puts The Mexican Samurai into the ring.]

Tommy - Just pin his and end the match, he’s your friend!

[Brenton Cyrus grabs a steel chair. Brenton Cyrus enters the ring. Brenton Cyrus hits The Mexican across the back with the steel chair. Brenton Cyrus sets the chair up into seated position, then he sits down.]

Andrew - Brenton Cyrus beating the hell out of The Mexican!

Tommy - not only that he’s adding insult to injury.

[Brenton Cyrus lifts The Mexican Samurai and connects a new Day onto the open chair! Brenton Cyrus goes for a pin. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]

Tommy - Brenton Cyrus has won the match!

Samantha Praxton - The winner of this match, and new Razor’s Edge Champion, Brenton Cyrus!!!

Andrew - Brenton Cyrus has just become the first man in NLWF history to hold four championships at once.

Brenton Cyrus leaves the ring and grabs his other belts and Mexican Samurai’s half of the Tag Team titles. Brenton Cyrus enters the ring with all the belts. Brenton Cyrus stares at The Mexican Samurai. Brenton Cyrus drops all the belts and backs himself into the corner.
Tommy - Punt kick is coming!

Andrew - I hate to admit it, but I think you’re right!

Brenton Cyrus waits for The Mexican Samurai, Brenton Cyrus prepares to charge when…

Lights go green and "The Prodigy's- You'll be under my wheels" plays as a countdown apears on screen, when it reaches zero sparks explode from the titan tron and the camera fixates back to Aaron O'Shea as he is raised up from underneath the ramp, with his back turned. He turns when the lights flash to normal, then he runs to the ring and cuts off Brenton Cyrus!

Tommy - Aaron O’Shea is here to save The Mexican Samurai!

Andrew - Aaron O’Shea might have saved The Mexican Samurai from being punt kicked!

Brenton Cyrus and Aaron O’Shea get face to face and start screaming at each other!

Aaron O’Shea
I want me rematch for the Rated [R] Championship, and I want it NOW!

□■■Brenton Cyrus■■□
You’re on!

Tommy - Rated [R] Championship match!

Andrew - We’re out of time! We’re…


Special Thanks:
Aaron O’Shea, Shadow Demon, and James Shark
You guys are the best, thanks so much for making this one of the greatest Direct Hits in history