To be or not to be?

by Tyler Lucas July 4th 2009, 12:29 am

To be a champion means to be known.
Many champions have gone on to become the greatest wrestlers and even
athletes known to man. Winning a title in a federation just shows
that you aren't a joke. Tyler Lucas is no joke. He will become the No
Limit Champion of NLWF.

Your a gay bitch

The scene opens to Tyler Lucas sitting
in a jacuzzi all by himself. He is just sitting there in a very
relaxed state. Tyler just sits there for a few minutes before looking
up.

Tyler Lucas: You know, I planned on
going into my match this week in a very calm mood. Sort of like the
one I am in right now. That is, until I saw Swan Lee's promo. I just
realized it's even more gay when he is talking about you in his
promo.

What pisses me off about Swan Lee is,
that he pulls out a dictionary and reads off a couple of definitions
and thinks that he is so clever. Just because you look words doesn't
make you smart. Neither does sucking off your teacher so that you can
pass a simple special education class. If you want to look up words,
why don't you look up ones that define you?

Some words that define you may be
idiotic, retarded, ugly, unathletic, Asian. You know the basic words.
These words really dig down deep.

Tyler leans over to his right side and
repositions himself in the jacuzzi.

Tyler Lucas: Unfortunately for you,
Swan Lee, there is no way in hell that I will be letting you use your
new finishing move in our match for your title. I'm perfectly fine if
you and Alex Mark want to go back to the locker room together and do
your thing, but that shit ain't going to fly when I'm in the fucking
ring. I mean as long as you ain't trying to fuck me, I don't care
that you and Alex Mark are lovers. I'm not a gay basher or nothing, I
just don't like to surround myself with fags. No offense Swan Lee,
but you happen to be a gay bitch. That's really all I can say about
that.

Another thing I have to say about Swan
Lee's promo is that is basically fucking pointless. He is just
talking about how everyone in the NLWF is sexy and how he would go
black for me. I really don't fucking understand how he has won a
match calling his opponents hot and saying that he is going to give
them aids. And he talks about how I format my roleplay like it fucking matters. What the fuck? I mean really what the fuck? This is the
NLWF No Limit Champion? How the hell is that even a possibility?
Who's idea was it to sign this guy to a contract?

I'm being dead serious, Swan Lee should
not be in wrestling ring and I am going to prove that this week.
Dildos? This mother fucker uses dildos in his fucking promos. That's
just god damn weird.

Tyler leans back and sits straight
getting kind of serious.

Tyler Lucas: Don't think I forgot about
you Alex Mark. It's just there's less to talk about since you haven't
promoed yet and aren't the champion. There is really nothing for me
to say about you. All I can say is I think that your a weak nigga and
can go fuck a goat. If you promo, fuck it because your such a sad
weak nigga that it won't matter.

Oh and Swan Lee? I'm not resilient just
because I beat them two cake niggas at the pay per view, I'm
resilient because I came back from barely showing up here to actually
winning a match when I promo. Damn, pay attention to details instead
of watching ass.

Tyler hops out of the hot tub. He has
on nothing but soaking wet boxers. The scene fades to black.....