WTF is the Internet?

In the heart of downtown Kansas City, there is a bar. The name of this particular bar is called Better Times. Inside it is dingy and dark. When you walk inside smoke chokes all the air out of your lungs. The sign claims that it is a bar and grill, but I think it’s best if we just stay away from the menus. Besides since when do they consider a microwave a grill? The sad atmosphere is only complimented by the people inside. Nothing but broken bodies, broken dreams, and people who are just plain broke. I can imagine a lot of people here probably just lost their jobs or families. If you looked depression up in the dictionary, you probably would see a picture of this place next to it. Though dictionaries don’t really have a lot of space for pictures, so they would save their picture slots for something a little happier or more important. Like bunnies and rainbows and such. After last week’s loss, Jamean has every right to be sad, maybe that’s why he is here….in the ice cream shop right next to the Better Times bar. Who puts an ice cream shop next to a bar?

JJ: mmmmmmmmmmm! I love me some ice cream.

Yes he did! The inside of the shop was very brightly lit. The white tile floors sparkled underneath the glow of the light bulbs. This place had every kind of ice cream you can imagine, flavors you never even heard of. You could smell the aroma of freshly made waffle cones fill the air. Jamean sat in this chilly wonderland happily eating his chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream cone. He was wearing a black Adidas track suit, with a pair of white and red Adidas basketball shoes. He had a band aid placed on his forehead. He sure took a beating in that match last week. He looked up at the camera and began to speak.

JJ: last week ya boy didn’t look so good, but this is a brand new week. This week I get to team up with Tantrum to take on Sever and Marcus Donovan in a hardcore tag match. Me being the new guy, I really don’t know much about any of these people. So we are going to have to see what’s happening in the match this week. That’s another thing; the match is a hardcore match. About the only thing hardcore about ya boy, is my gangster status, but tell you what I’ll make it work. I got to be the craftiest mother fucker alive. It don’t matter what kind of match it is, where we’re having it, or who shows up. The Kansas City King, The original Gangster, the killer from the Midwest, is looking to make a huge splash in the Direct Hit pool. And when the water hits all of you sunbathing on the side, you’d think a fat guy jumped in. Yeah that’s the kind of impact I plan on making.

Jamean returns to his ice cream cone. A chunk of cookie dough falls from the ice cream to the floor. That sure is a long fall. Jamean fell last week. Could begin the climb this week, or continue to plummet? Only time will tell.

JJ: see you next week! Same gangster time, same gangster channel.