Wheres the challenge?

by Cain Alexander May 22nd 2009, 9:51 pm

"Winning is more than a passion, its my life."

Your a little shy Keith. All week and not a word from you. My ears thank you for sparring them from hearing you wretched voice but the competitive drive that flows through my veins is left unsatisfied. You would think a wrestler so familiar with his peers here in NLWF might have something when an unknown newcomer opening insults him. Honestly I looked down on you from the beginning but now. I have questions whether or not you even deserve to be part of such a great place like NLWF.

What do you expect me to say Keith? Should I approach you with respect and sportsmanship that any real wrestler deserves? After taking a glance back in the past the answers to these questions are revealed. Your list of accomplishments is short with average quality at best yet your list of disappointments and failures is an embarrassment. Yes you were once the North American Champion "BIG FUCKING DEAL!" Tell me Keith how long did your era of dominance last? If you say any wrestler would be proud to achieve what you did then you really are a fucking disgrace to the wrestling world. A title held for such a miniscule length of time is no achievement at all and anyone who thinks otherwise should be beaten senseless.

I can't find the right word to describe a wrestler such as yourself Keith. Tell me what do you call a man that can't seem to accomplish a simple goal after numerous attempts? Choke artist? To say that you are a choke artist would be unfair. I like to give credit where it is due and you showed up week after week, facing off against some of the best superstars in the business. And not only did you just show up but you performed like you never had before. A man who gives 110% should be commemorated for his efforts. The funny thing is though, even after giving all that effort you still got your as handed to you in horrific defeat again and again.

Your habitual losing has reached the point of desperation. But luckily you have such a great wrestler like myself to come to for knowledge. Do you want my advice Keith? No you probably don't but I don't' give a shit here it is anyway. Stop portraying yourself as this ignorant British bastard and follow in my foot steps by acting like a real man. A real man makes a real wrestler it's simple.

It sure would have been nice to face off against a real wrestler this week. Even though it was not a surprise, my heart was still overwhelmed with immense feelings of sorrow the day I became aware you would be my first opponent Keith. So since my heart was unwell due to you it is only fair that I rip out yours in return.

"To have won and lost is better to have never won at all...what a load of BULLSHIT!"