Bad Company Always has a Plan

-THE FOLLOWING STATEMENT HAS BEEN APPROVED BY BAD COMPANY-

(The scene opens on the inside of Chuck Matthews’ top floor office at Matthews Tower. Outside night has fallen and the only light comes from a single desk lamp sitting on Chuck’s desk. The high backed leather chair suddenly turns around to reveal…the
official spokeswoman for BAD COMPANY. She is wearing black leather bra and panties and a pair of handguns is sitting on the desk top. She has a slight smile on her face as she looks into the camera)

Good evening. As you know, I am the official spokeswoman for the powerhouse tag team known as Bad Company. At Direct Hit, Corey Casey is set to go one on one with the other half of Bad Company Chuck Matthews.

Bad Company has instructed me to give this short and very direct message to the world:

“Bad Company always has a plan”

Also, Corey Casey has personally asked me to issue the following statement on his behalf:

“I do not wish to fight Chuck Matthews inside the Steel Asylum. Bad Company is more important than some stupid fucking match with nothing on the line. There is no reason for Bad Company to fight each other when there is so much more we could accomplish together.”

(The attractive woman grabs the two guns sitting on the desk and the cameraman suddenly drops the camera and runs. Her slight smile turns into an evil grin)

I guess he learned after his experience last time

(The spokeswoman for Bad Company fires both guns directly at the camera, causing the camera to shatter and the picture to cut to static)

Bad Company Always has a Plan

Bad Company Always has a Plan

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